I wish I was Chinese!! 5000 years of glorious culture and history. Most powerful country in the world for 95% of world history. Currently on way to become the world superpower. No niggers and spics. Muslims kept on a leash. Best food. Beautiful women. Greatest culture.
Damn I want to be reborn as a Chinese!!!
it's all good and well until it's economy collapses
>>79268309
你不要当一个华人,是很吃苦的。你这个死白人。
>>79268354
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-09-07/down-240-million-on-his-seven-year-short-a-china-bear-gives-in
>Mark Hart spent seven years and $240 million waiting on a crash in China’s currency.
>He lost sleep. He lost clients. He damn near lost his sanity.
>And now he’s lost his conviction: Hart, who called for a more than 50 percent yuan devaluation last year, has turned bullish on China and its currency.
>hey guys I sure do hate America don't you hate America too haha we're so alike haha Americans are fat and stupid and I have nothing in common with them at all haha please notice me Europe
>haha actually there is no such thing as a Canadiamutt, we are all pure anglo or french unlike our ungodly southern neighbors
>>79268179
we are different though because we didn't elect DRUMPF like you guys did and not as fat haHA
>>79268225
But this is actually true. I am Greek.
President of the United States Donald J. Trump invites you to his secret cabinet tasked with dealing with the "North Korean Question".
Trump tells you that you're given all available NATO and U.S intelligence and military assets for your use
How do you deal with North Korea?
>>79268149
Promise Kimmy a nice estate in middle of nowhere America and a bunch of chics if he chills out.
offer the fat gook a lifetime's supply of deep fried doggos in exchange for disarmament
>>79268149
Surrender
I live in a small rural town in the middle of nowhere and it's boring! I want to move to Mexico City or any other big city.
Do you live in a small town or village? How is life over there?
>>79267867
Looks nice desu
>>79267867
looks comfy
>>79267867
Good luck with the Shitlangos anon
What's your job, /int/?
I'm in college.
>tfw nobody wants to hire me
I can't tell you.
my job is shitposting on 4chan desu
>be Singaporean
>Will never experience what a hurricane, earthquake or flood feels like
Have some snow buddy.
Singapure is whitto piggu
>>79267771
Was it safe when the tsunami came in 2004?
>Spain will FUCKING defend this
>Not reusing oil
>>79267722
what's wrong with that?
I mean, maybe five or six times is a lot, but at last two or three times. It's perfectly fine.
What the fuck why don't we do that instead of constantly invading Iraq?
>How to speak spanish in any hispanic cunt (except mexico)
Hola amigo, ¿qué haces?
>How to speak spanish in mexico
Ste men, q pez simon :v?
¿Que pedo? ¿tu que?
>Hola amigo, ¿qué haces?
dices esto aca, bullying de por vida
>>79267687
It's like the awkward kid in school trying too hard to fit in
What did the Earth mean by this?
Immune system response.
>>79267632
The Earth is rejecting the human race like an organ transplant gone awry
JUST
why does it happen
>>79267557
every single person i know take their shoes off in the house unless they dont have socks on
>>79267557
Because they want their feet clean as they are least fat and stinkiest part of their body.
why do americans put their shoes on the fridge?
1. You're country
2. Why haven't you converted to islam?
I have, that's me on the bottom left
>>79267511
are chechens white?
>>79267511
Already did
Im serious though
>go to Starbucks
>order a cappuccino grande
>"A grande cappuccino? Coming right up."
why not just get a large regular pleb
>>79267370
>>go to starbucks
why
>>79267370
>grande
a bunch of hipsters / posers. just say fucking large. or medium. or whatever. english motherfuckers
el fin de los dreamers..
los sudacas son mas inferiores aun
donde estan todos
en el /esp/
>This confuses, frightens, and enrages the Bolivian
Actually and to the surprise of many, Bolivia has a navy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolivian_Navy
I just want Bolivians to be happy!
>>79267404
So give them back Acre :DDD
Who?
Not nearly as famous as in the early 2000s. But maybe it's because I've stopped watching MTV back then, so I don't know
>>79267194
Wh*tes' claim to WE WUZ GHETTO N SHIET