Ask an Americunt staying in a village in rural Tanzania anything.
Some folks in another thread suggested I make an AMA and I've shit-all to do right now.
I've also lived in India for a year and a half, was in Istanbul during some big riots, and hitchhiked Iraq. Been to a handful of places in Latin America and am taking a motorbike trip to Mexico City next summer.
Ask whatever, bored as fuck.
Will disregard rubbish and trolls.
Pic is the village main road. Can't post a pic outside since it's pitch black, but I can post a copy of my visa with sensitive info scribbled out if need be.
Going to kill my lungs outside for five minutes and respond to whatever non-shit is here.
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> Can't post a pic outside since it's pitch black
hehe
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>>77725657
tfw ate watermelon and chicken today
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proxyfag
Why Gypsies dont like white women? You see Blacks and Arabs go full ooga booga in Europe but i have not experienced this with Gypsies. 1000 years in Europe and they still didnt assimilate ethnically.
Are there ane people similar to Gypsies or are they unique?
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>>77725435
how the fuck are we suppose to know
why dont u ask them
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>>77725435
gypsy wifes are better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iUGfURqyhs
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>>77725533
sometimes im jealous of gypsies... the ones not living in mudhuts that is, they just do their thing without giving any fucks
You wake up in 1500's Europa
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>>77725407
Invade Poland
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>>77725459
You're our subject, you fucking vatnik moron.
>>77725407
That's a really nice map OP. Where did you get it?
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I kill all white people.
>ordered a Texas big hot burger with onion crisps and BBQ sauce
>called 3 friends over
>they brought a crate of german lager
>we're gonna watch Inception while eating and drinking
who else /comfy/ here?
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>>77725396
> onion crisps
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>>77725396
You couldn't be a bigger pleb if you tried.
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>greeks eat a single burger 4-man
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FACT: Bahamas is the greatest country on earth.
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>>77725377
Dubs don't lie in my experience
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>>77725377
What's so good about the Bahamas? Isn't it full of poor niggers?
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>you're a country
>are you going to kill yourself by the end of this year?
canada
yes
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>>77725193
Why would I deprive myself of all the possibilities in life? And more importantly, why would I deprive the world all the possibilities of ME?
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>all alone
>crying for help
>nobody listens
this thread mirrors your life
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No, only suffering remains.
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Are you good at fighting?
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>>77725189
I don't fight inferiors
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>>77725189
I don't fight inferiors
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>>77725189
I don't fight inferiors
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Why are European people so racist?
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anywhere not us, europe or japan is two times more racist than the aforementioned three combined
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>>77724868
Because, fear, confusion and ignorance.
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>>77724932
>>77725136
Alri Finnlads. Why do you hate the coons?
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I am Jew
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I'm 1/4 Jew where's my shekels?
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>>77724702
You are not.
Post your foreskin, or fuck off
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Pani żydowka-germanboo nadal nie chce mieć stosunku do Saszki
I najgorsze że kurwa mógłbym nie pisać a tylko zobaczyć jej w życiu realniem bo miała jedną akcję
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What happens here?
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I've been thinking
Coke is just black CO2'd water with sugar.
Cola zero is literally just black CO2'd water. How JUST is that
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>>77724596
they are getting rich
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>>77724596
they are jealous subhumans
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Italy is such a shithole, god damn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFs_7p3dte0
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>>77724418
>Naples
>Italy
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>>77724418
what do you expect of a country filled with shitalians
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I always feel ashamed when I see tourists here looking at boring, plain buildings but at least we haven't got graffiti everywhere.
Post your supreme leader
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The KING of the kings.
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Varadition.
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>tfw you will never be on Winning Steak
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>>77724288
My aunty was on it back in the 90's.
I was in the audience when my neighbour was on the Big Money Game Show. Not the same but I got to see Eddie Hobbs in the RTÉ canteena.
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>>77724327
But what was Martin's justification for ousting him from the party?
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Why do Japanese mothers masturbate their sons before an important test?
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>>77724116
turkish genes
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>>77724173
I said Japan not Greece
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>>77724116
they don't
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thinking about doing a poo on the floor just once to see what it's like
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anime
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>>77723988
what is that