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>Met a Swedish tourist on tinder
>She asked me if I play piano
>I lied and said yes
>wants to meet me
What do I do if she asks me to play Mozart's Requiem before we fuck? Do I fake a heart attack?
>>77671048
Put bandages on your finger and tell her your cut it
alternatively cut urself for being a beta
>>77671048
Just hide your piano.
just show her your brown mediterranean cock and she'll forget everything about the piano
Have to do the shopping tomorrow.
Recommend me an easy enough dish from your country to cook please.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelmeni
Very simple and very tasty.
>>77671023
>>77671059
Wow looks super tasty. Getting enough oil to deepfry is a problem though
>>77671090
What is it?
>british gf wants to try ballbusting again
>>77670997
cuck
>>77670997
>tfw balls breaking british gf
>>77670997
What
Gib Desi autism.
Anyone else glad these people are out of our glorious union? Fuck brits
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-pakistan-rape-idUSKBN1AC1DL?il=0
>>77670683
When was Pakistan part of the EU?
Pedojew IRL. He has been drunk, make troubles for the passengers, but when he say "Russians are shitt".... just watch
https://youtu.be/Q_eySUX9DD0
I will now dedicate this post to my anonymous Ronanian friend, whose life is made worse by Hungarians and other foreigners each day. I do this for him.
Trianon, best day of my life. Hungary is a country of villainous faggots who stole the rightful Romanian land of Wallachia from innocent Romanians! This is justice, you scheming worms! You filthy horsefucking scum! Cousins of the Huns! The Eternal Marauder!
Da
can we seriously not keep a thread alive?
GREEN- /ME/
RED- Honorary guests
*farts in another dead general*
You forgot to put /tr/ and /ira/ in the title to attract people..
Reza...
>>77670153
>You forgot to put /tr/ and /ira/ in the title to attract people..
you're right
I swear i'll create /MEIRASTAN/
>>77670116
never thought i'll say this, but we need the turks
>ft
>lbs
>in
>ml
>°F
>Go to mcdonalds
>Get robbed by an African American
>Call cops
>Get shot
Such is freedom
> his country doesn't have a healthy care system that give him 85% discount after a surgery
kek
>>77669777
Did you trade in your excised organs?
>>77669829
No, my fellow third world friends.
All medical surgeries are covered by your insurance here.
>They are so deluded they actually think characters like Galko look Japanese
America, 2 nukes were just overkill, look at what you have done.
*doesn't season chicken*
WE ARE DESCENDED FROM JAPANESE CARTOOND AND SUCH
>>77669763
t. Arjen Kawasaki
The show is about a 12 year old gyaru with E-cups, do you really want to discuss how realistic this is here?
If you don't have a Baltic gf you are a fucking loser mate
>If you don't have a Baltic gf you are a fucking loser mate
THis
I implore you to retract your statements.
>>77669694
This message ought to be withdrawn.
/pol/ memes aside Germany has one of the strongest pound for pound economies in the world and as American international leadership crumbles, Germany and China will step up to the role American once occupied.
I really I wish I was German you have a great economy and lots of jobs for young people. Your country is the centre of the EU and a very powerful country.
i would be fine with china assuming world leadership
NOT germoney
fuck the krauts
demented ethnicity
Germany is a fucking shithole and I hope it gets nuked into orbit.
>>77669644
>trying to burn your neighbour's mansion down because of your poor house
Not cool
>he's not greek
LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH!
I am an Olympian.
I am a titan
I'm a Frank