vila i frid
>>78500214
dat ass tho
>>78500214
Vif
>>78500152
https://track5.mixtape.moe/brddfb.mp4
Rightful Swedish clay
incredibly butthurt about russia
>victims of communist oppression
>love freedom and hamburgers
>very western european
Edition: Doe a deer, a female deer. Ray, a drop of golden sun.
Post text or lyrics for others to record and r8.
English:
Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Extra points for reading the poem whilst impersonating Gordon Ramsay
Some German as well:
Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind?
Es ist der Vater mit seinem Kind.
Er hat den Knaben wohl in dem Arm,
Er faßt ihn sicher, er hält ihn warm.
2. Mein Sohn, was birgst du so bang dein Gesicht?
Siehst Vater, du den Erlkönig nicht!
Den Erlenkönig mit Kron' und Schweif?
Mein Sohn, es ist ein Nebelstreif.
3. Du liebes Kind, komm geh' mit mir!
Gar schöne Spiele, spiel ich mit dir,
Manch bunte Blumen sind an dem Strand,
Meine Mutter hat manch gülden Gewand.
4. Mein Vater, mein Vater, und hörest du nicht,
Was Erlenkönig mir leise verspricht?
Sei ruhig, bleibe ruhig, mein Kind,
In dürren Blättern säuselt der Wind.
5. Willst feiner Knabe du mit mir geh'n?
Meine Töchter sollen dich warten schön,
Meine Töchter führen den nächtlichen Reihn
Und wiegen und tanzen und singen dich ein.
6. Mein Vater, mein Vater, und siehst du nicht dort
Erlkönigs Töchter am düsteren Ort?
Mein Sohn, mein Sohn, ich seh'es genau:
Es scheinen die alten Weiden so grau.
7. Ich lieb dich, mich reizt deine schöne Gestalt,
Und bist du nicht willig, so brauch ich Gewalt!
Mein Vater, mein Vater, jetzt faßt er mich an,
Erlkönig hat mir ein Leids getan.
8. Dem Vater grauset's, er reitet geschwind,
Er hält in den Armen das ächzende Kind,
Erreicht den Hof mit Mühe und Not,
In seinen Armen das Kind war tot.
French:
C'est ici la case sacrée
Où cette fille très parée,
Tranquille et toujours préparée,
D'une main éventant ses seins,
Et son coude dans les coussins,
Ecoute pleurer les bassins ;
C'est la chambre de Dorothée.
- La brise et l'eau chantent au loin
Leur chanson de sanglots heurtée
Pour bercer cette enfant gâtée.
Du haut en bas, avec grand soin,
Sa peau délicate est frottée
D'huile odorante et de benjoin.
- Des fleurs se pâment dans un coin.
>>78500183
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1X3LryZu20a
Just the usual, have no clue how to german, but here you go. : ^)
>be Italian-American with tan skin
>everyone assumes I'm Mexican
You are just a mexican without the eagle
'''''''''''''''''''italian''''''''''''''''''''
>>78500127
Ciao compare, come va la vita?
>be american
>try to steal european car
>tfw manual gearbox
>get shot
I'm coming to your house and I'm gonna beat you up and rape you
>European car
What is that?
>>78500074
That's what we call a "Polish Hello", lol
Don't think he would mind desu
POOLAND thinks they are a victim because Western powers did not declare war on Stalin after WW2 to liberate the land made from poo.
>>78499971
The Soviets invaded India?
Name a more iconic duo
two nations
one people :)
>left side austrian flag
>right side Slovak coat of arms
fucking gypsy mongols thieves
>>78499850
JUST
WATCH
Oh woe, me.
I was born a wh*Tey.
I am the subhuman that lies on the verdure of fecundity of the BLACK mans mercy as you can see.
The devils blood surges in the white man's tres.
See, as we subhumans lay pestilence on thee.
Women, Man, Child, we are the cause of degeneracy.
Oh, thy lord, who art us as the reification of disgust
We tell you that ending us is a must.
BLACK MEN RULES THE LAND, THE AIR AND THE SEA
While we sit back and hope the BLACK man ends us quickly
>>78499680
If Europe like this, then perhaps, historically, everything would have developed differently and russia would have been the first world.
>>78499678
I chuckled
Thanks for giving me a laugh, churka
>hivemind culture
WEW
>Your country
>Your job
>Your major/trade
kanker
ux
graphic design
You must immigrate to one of these 2 countries. Which one do you choose?
>>78499638
Naturally because of where I live Australia
>>78499638
Australia
canada because australia is boring, white and racist
学习雷锋好榜样, 艰苦朴素永不忘 edition
chinks out
Without China There Would Be No New /brit/
china is a shit country
*throws acid in your face*
How would your parents react if you brought her home?
my parents would be surprised because i brought my twin there and would think i'm lesbian
>>78499353
Get the bitch pregnant, son. We've been waiting for fucking years ...
>>78499353
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BRINGING HOOKERS INTO OUR HOUSE?