Do I have anything going for me /ic/? I'll answer questions or sketch a request or two maybe.
as requested by /b/, Hitler sleeping cozily with a smile on his face.
somebody requested that I drew him/her watching Friends while having a boul of soup. They didn't provide a picture of him/herself though
somebody requested Kendall Jenner (?) idk I only work here man.
somebody requested Kim Kardashian, but for whatever reason my pen kept drawing Kanye's face instead of Kim's, so I gave up
thanks, but I don't think I'm comfortable with shouting the customer's name once their drink is finished.
thanks! I hate leaving my drawings plain old white. But coloring isn't really my forte, so I'll only add a pinch of blue or red on some drawings.
And whoa, you're right, I gotta look more into that.
do you want an honest opinion? you have no value as an artist, your sketches could've been drawn by the average 13 year old. but that's not the problem, I could say the same thing for a lot of successful artists, especially webcomic ones. what makes your sketches bad is that they aren't funny, nor recognizable, nor drawn in a consistent style. and you aren't able to capture the likeness of people. so practice instead of showing off because you have literally nothing "going for you right" now.
ok i have a request baby. i want a drawing of;
a fat man in a short-sleeved green shirt with the top two buttons undone and showing slight chest hair
cream shorts up to the thighs
black shoes with the laces undone
and blonde hair curtained just past his ears
and a double chin if you can
thanks baby <3