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Holy shit anons I figured out why we're all still single

>Draws qt cartoon grills because we feel lonely
>irl grills stay away because they think it's creepy
>Draw more cartoon grills because we're even lonelier

IT'S A VICIOUS CYCLE, ANONS
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>>2329707
hows highschool anon?
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>>2329710
It's gr8
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My mirror is a much better indicator as to why I'm single
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>>2329707
Can you redraw this picture but with a vagina for a nose?
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>>2329720
Why redraw when you can just post a picture of your face
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I'm impotent so I don't care what grills think.

I don't care what anybody thinks.

...I don't care about anything...

...I don't care...
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>>2329733
It's ok, anon. I feel ya.
/nohomo
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>implying I'm single
>implying weeb girls won't want your dick if you can draw well
>implying you'd even want weeb girls
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>>2329734
I just want to put my ding-dong in a girl's wow-hole, man. Why did this have to happen to me?
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>>2329737
It happens to the best of us, anon.
Let yourself go bruh. Don't hold back
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>>2329735
Not if your face is a brick wall m8
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I am perfectly happy with 2d girls, full of love and none of that liability that comes from a real Bagina.
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>>2329740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h51Vkle7d4M
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>>2329710
10/10
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>>2329745
>mfw I have more than 10 waifus
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>>2329707
>these are the people calling your 10 hour studies shit
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>>2329707
nice projection OP
>showing people your cartoon girl drawings
dumbass
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>>2329740
Isn't that pic of john cena made by jas/jaskirat?
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I have a wife, she just got platinum god and is working on real platinum god.

>she isnt a weeaboo either
>showers regularly
>MFW LIVING THE DREAM
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>>2333053
well, aren't your standards high.
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>>2333060

Just lucky. So damn lucky.
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>Painterfag, plein air & abstracts
>Mad graft skills
>Fucking bitches on the daily
>QT 17yo painter coming down to work with me
>QT wants my dick
>Going to fuck on my massive plywood easel
>tfw finishing 2x4ft piece today
>tfw 22 and killing it

Stop drawing week shit, get some Kandinsky in you and carry yourself like Pollock. This isn't hard boys.
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>>2333053
>platinum god
what the hell are you talking about

>>2333077
>qt
>mentally ill abstractfag cultist

Pick one, saucer tits,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY
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>>2333090
>what is platinum god?

It's this
>http://lmgtfy.com/?q=platinum+god+
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I'm gay
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>>2333169
Prove it.
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>>2329755
>10 waifus
You don't have a single one you fucking degenerate
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>>2333517
send dicpics pls
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>implying all d/ic/ks are lonely men
>blaming your lack of social skills on your art
>thinking girls get creeped out by cute things and not you yourself
>caring about 3d puss when you could be getting gud
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Actually I'm single because I'm ugly and a social recluse.
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I don't know how true this revelation is. Some of my fave artists draw cute girls, I mean, the whole shoujo manga genre is focused on cute girls. And when it's a dude that draws qt girls I think it's just... well... cute. (Like, Bryan O'Malley has a really good idea of what a contemporary girl looks like, and invests his time into looking at the fashion of them because he likes it, and it doesn't feel creepy. Daniel Clowes Ghost World had Enid, who wasn't over the top sexualized, but cute and alluring.)

Obviously if you're drawing cock-hungry (or even innocent) lolis people might get freaked out, but the same goes for a girl doing that (or a girl drawing shotas). Don't know why I'm even going this deep into it, haha.
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quit making excuses man.
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>>2329707
you know some "grills" like "cartoon grills?" maybe you shouldn't draw for girls. maybe you lack confidence.
sounds like you might just be really fuckin' lame, and need to stop saying "we"
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Girls find artists interesting most of the time.
Unless you whip out your sketchbook and show her all the drawing you've made of your loli wiafu you'll be fine.

My issue is that I'm just not good with flirting and picking up signals from girls.
I know I'm pretty good looking, and I'm told I have a great personality.
I just make stupid decisions and am as dense as a brick wall.

I've missed a lot of chances in my life...
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>>2335631
>I know I'm pretty good looking
>I'm told I have a great personality
Compliments from your mom doesn't count.
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