Salma Hayek

Nice thread nigger

>semen caliente

Do you fucking faggots really need a separate thread for every goddamn c-list celebrity on the face of this planet?

Could you fuckfaces try to keep it in one thread?

>>2489153
calm down, bitch

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Mommy.

>>2489155
Fuck you, scum.

>>2489153
>being this bad outside of /lgbt/

>>2489153
Actually she's an A List Celebrity and married to one of the richest people on the planet.
90% of the other posts are disney nobodies and new "stars" that barely anyone is even aware of.

If the person has won multiple awards or hosted award shows, then they're not C List.

Your ignorance proves you're an ignorant teenager.

No turn off your PC and go watch some disney bullshit.

>>2489173
muh dick

i cant believe shes almost 50

Salmation is at hand...thx for posting!

>>2489829
booobs

>>2490416
A girl in my class in High School was a carbon copy looks-wise of Salma Hayek. She was also the single most unintelligent person I've ever met in my life, so that's funny too. Haven't met anyone dumber before or since then.

>>2490984
this is your chance, this is 4chan

>>2489487
i could jerk off and came just by smelling then licking that armpit

>>2489484
>married to one of the richest people on the planet
>still does adam sandler movies

tip top kek

nudes?

>>2491261
a lot of people that are well off star in adam sandler movies for some reason

>>2491319
Perks.

>>2491261
Only cowards are afraid of risks.

>>2491261
he makes some money laundering while keeps his wife happy and busy.

WIn/win

I have the same boobs as Salma Hayek.

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>>2495272
Pictures, or it didn’t happen.

>>2495274
i support this comment

>>2495272
lying on the internet, etc, etc

>>2495274
Nobody wants to see hairy anon man tits

>>2495272
This only works if you're a woman.

>>2489391
i feel like if they were from /lgbt/ they wouldn't be calling us faggots

>>2489153
>C-list
More like double d list tbh fam.

>all these pictures of modern hayek smh
Should just focus on 90s Hayek tbh.

Ahhhh Salmita! I've spilled a lot of goo over this woman over the years.

>>2489223
You're in no position to call anyone scum, shitposter

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>>2506901
wtf Upleb your just milking
https://archive.4plebs.org/hr/thread/2397100/

>>2506902
u wot m8

>>2501524
Bet she has a killer mustache

>>2503158
>>2503159
>>2503161
Holy fucking Shit!

>>2507191
shit fucking holy

Any nipple shots?

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From a purely physical perspective, she still has what I consider to be the best overall body amongst celebs, and she's kept it for decades now. Simply amazing figure, watching "From Dusk Till Dawn" and that table dance, I mean really, who the hell wouldn't just be bone-stiff during that scene (or slick wet depending).

SWEET GEEZUZ, LOOK AT HER HIPS

Even Clooney was about to reach up and grab ass but realized they were making a movie at the last possible moment.

>>2507451

Clooney probably fucked her either way.

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http://strawpoll.me/5843805

vote faggits

>>2510018
>strawpoll added captcha
there goes the "fun"

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>>2510018

>>2510022
It's an option to include it or not. So I'm not sure why that anon chose to do so.

>>2508692
hnnnngh, dat armpit

>>2510596
YEAH, touch your penis

>>2513946
nice melons but she's old ugly bitch

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>>2514801

>idiot
>expressing an idiotic opinion
>par for the course, 4chan

She still has the best overall body/shape Hollywood has seen in many many decades, above and beyond the casual female celeb by leaps and bounds.

Absolutely awesome from head to toe and everything in between.

Deal with it.

>>2514803
negro, she's old and ugly, don't try to sound smart

>>2514859
>I have no purpose posting
>yet I still post
i.e. SHITPOSTING

>>2488868
What kind of shitrace is that. Mexican or something?

>>2514864
negro don't be stupid

>>2503250
ayyy

>>2503273
>Should just focus on 90s Hayek desu.
Kill yourself.

>>2514859
sounds like >>>/hm/ and >>>/lgbt/ is more your thing you closet gay

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She is my queen

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She has the ideal female body

>>2520526
nigga don't be silly

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I have a powerful urge to impregnate this woman

>>2520540
pretty impressive, even when her fake eyelashes are peeling off

>>2500712
faggots call other people faggots all the time

gorgeous woman. magnificent set of water moccasins

>>2522228

wow, she was in great shape in these.

>>2525262

She's still in great shape, just a different type of shape. She's in great 'thick bitch' shape.

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>>2525388
jesus christ she's unstoppable

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AMAZING

>>2525703
Yeah, amazing stretch marks

>>2525730
That's nature for ya.

>>2526208
Bah - that's having implants for ya

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She's the best

>>2491319

Pays well, and they're probably friends with him so its an excuse to chill hard with your niggas and get paid to do it.

>>2507451

And that grimy bastard Tarantino got her tequila-soaked foot in his mouth. Lucky son of a bitch

>>2520522
>omgggg....

My dream is to sink my face into her soft breasts

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>>2488868

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>>2488868

>>2526211
kek, are you 13?

>>2526743
>>2526744
oh no, its retarded... ;_;

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She is a wonderful woman

>>2513936
Does anyone have her nudes from this shoot?

>>2508688
lol'd at the guy 'mirin' over her right shoulder.

>"dat ass"

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Still hot

>>2522229
I think that dude just came...

>>2528264
dam son

>>2526744
so she is against femisn ?

>>2531032
apparently
fucking dropped.

>>2526743
>>2526744
god damn fucking Paultards...

>>2500536
dob geg

>>2531032
It's a different Hayek

/r/ing HR pics from Evening Standard Theatre Awards from London

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bump

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I want

Don't die

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The sex scene in 'Desperado'

>>2489153
The boards are democracy manifest. If you don't like the frequency of these threads then start and maintain more "quality" threads.

>>2500712
>Niggers don't call each other nigger.

>>2526211
You've never worked out before, have you?

>>2548852
you do

>>2526744
>>2526743

Wow, wasn't expecting much, but that was straight-up autism

>>2528168
please tell me you never passed a trig class

>>2526743
>>2526744
>/pol/tards will defend Hayek

He was straight up deluded and nobody considers his work in economics except for austrian faggots

I would love to motorboat those beaner titties.

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The most wonderful amazing woman alive

>>2558486
notta chance

>>2548854
that isn't relevant.

>>2526743
>>2526744
more

>>2560321
It's extremely relevant. Any type of mass you gain can lead to stretch marks. Fat gain, muscle gain, and yes, implants. You cannot say that implants cause stretch marks, because those other two do as well. I dont know if you have seen her tits in movies, but they certainly dont move like fake ones.
With fake tits you get almost 0 movement.
Also, is there more of this?
>>2526743
>>2526744