Matt Janney

>>970100
michael phelps looks retarded.

>>970111
what's new? face aside (which is more than acceptable), look at that fuckin body

>>970100
I bet he's hung like a fucking horse

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synchronized tit touching

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matching purses. don't care. still hot. love the rest of the outfit.

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that torso

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OP's picture is the proof that males of most species are by bar the most beautiful sex. It's a shame our culture and arts are far more devoted to depicting females and their useless bewbs.

>>970325
no one gives a fuck

Hermione basically started dating Viktor Krum

>>970357

wasn't krum supposed to be short and stocky? or was that only in the movie

>>970354
I smell butthurt and cherry gloss.

>>970365
Top kek

>>970325
eh not really. your fag bias is showing. put a pretty lady athlete next to a pale skinny manlet and you'd "prove" that females are more beautiful

>>970372

aw, come on... emma watson is an attractive lady.

>>970357
Krum > ron
Ron is an ugly annoying red head tbh

>>970399
i always imagined ron to be a tall lanky cute ginger and definitely not rupert grint

>>970403
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>>970357
how did this turn into a hp thread

>>970404
> thread is indirectly about emma watson
> not expecting that
>>970403
and yeah I always imagined ron to be cute and lanky was kinda disappointed

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He is good looking but not very strong, he got pushed around like a bitch in this match.

>>970417
this information turns me on for some reason

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>>970419
why? happens all the time in rugby
he plays fly half, the fly half gets his ass wooped every fucking game

Does anyone know his facebook or instagram? This guy doesnt seem to exist on the internet outside of celebrity tabloids. Such a shame, he is so handsome and I'd love to see more of him.

i never would've guessed he's a rugby player. and at oxford too so maybe smart.

>>970427
the fuck is a fly half? his purpose is to get knocked around like a bitch?

>>970476
he has instagram but its private

>>970100
I don't know too much about rugby but he seems a little thin for the sport

>>970529
that's probably why he gets knocked around like a bitch according to anon which is kinda hot.

>>970480
not necessarily. he probably got in on a scholarship

>>970526

equivalent to the QB in american football essentially. he's the 1st receiver out of rucks and is the main playmaker as far as passing plays go.

but yes they usually get knocked around like bitches by the forwards.

>>970476
>>970528
fucking spam filter. had to take out the . before the com

instagram com/mattjanney237
facebook com/mattjanney237
twitter com/mattjanney237
mattjanney237.tumblr com

sorry guys, all of them are private. except the tumblr which is just random pictures.

>>970380
i didn't mean that she isn't attractive. i've been attracted to some pale skinny manlets in my day.

but obviously a tall, tanned athletic guy is gonna look better next to an unmade-up emma watson on the beach. it's like putting a well-calibrated TV set next to a really bright, saturated one in the store. the bright one's gonna win every eyeball comparison.

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>>970582
Fuck, maybe if I set up a profile with Emma Watson pictures he will think I'm her and accept my friend request?

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longer + facial hair suits him. otherwise he looks like an asshole jock

>>970639
don't do it anon, don't ruin the guy's life (ok, probably more like week or month but still)

>>970658
He looks better in that pic than in the others, his hair is much better like that.

>>970529
>>970558
According to his school's site he's 6'1" and 182 lbs. That seems light for a rugby player but I don't know shit about rugby. He's also only 22 so he's a growing boy.

>>970696
No way, the lumberjack look suits him. Without it he looks like a typical college frat jock.

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matt (on the left) and friend lifting in the rain

>>970754
Shiiiieeeet he has the perfect body to me

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shitty little pic

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I love jerking to good looking guys, but I hate it when a guy is good looking, wealthy, intelligent and successful at such a young age. All my boner just goes away as my mind is filled with envy and self-hatred. On top of that he is straight.

I wonder what grave sins I have committed in my past life to be myself instead of him.

>>971157
Is he rich? Rugby generally doesnt seem like a sport for the rich but i dont know

>>971241
he isnt a pro rugby player, he does it as a sport in university. He attends oxford and his family runs a prestigious law firm if im not mistaken.

>>971157

No one who seeks the public eye is straight. They are all always incidentally bisexual. Not that that has any significance to someone with your mental qualities.

>>971157
Well unless your face is fubar you could work out your body, work out your mind, become an investment banker. Not sure what you could do about the whole gay thing, but what's wrong with being gay.

Anyway, jerk away anon, and don't feel bad. I'm sure you're alright.

>>971157

No one who seeks the public eye is straight. They are all always incidentally bisexual. Any not ugly knows this.

>>971283
What does seeking the public eye have to do with sexuality?

>>971283
>>971286
He doesnt seek the public eye though. All his accounts are private, he doesnt take part in any photoshoots and all his pictures are from paparazzis stalking him or match pictures

>>971290
Good point, but damn. According to anon's theory that means he's straight. SEEK THE PUBLIC EYE, MATT. SEEK IT.

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>>971056
sauce on these pls?

>>971299
Of course he is straight. You need to be super straight to date a total bitch like Emma Watson.

>>971307
Why's Emma Watson a bitch?

>>970100
lol I played in the same rugby academy as him and didn't even realise

>>971333
he was right under your nose. you fucked up anon

>>971333
what was he like? friendly? asshole? quiet kid?

>>971301
-lastfm type site, can't remember which
-twitpic archive site
-public facebook cover photo
-tweet his handle was tagged in

>>971290

That's just the "persona implosion/reinvention" phase of attention-seeking. Still falls under the same paradigm. Don't ask why just believe it does.

>>971437
Wow you really want to believe he's bi don't you.

he can do a lot better than her tbh

he's a total hunk

>>971443
>he can do a lot better than a beautiful millionaire actress people all over the globe have lusted after

>>971482
seriously, what's up with all the emma watson hate

>>971482
lusted over by nerds

>>971508
I'm guessing she's in her mid 20s now but I still can't see her as a sexy woman, just an attractive/cute girl-next-door type. Matt on the other hand is sexy as fuck. I guess they are an odd couple in some ways.

Happy for Emma that she found Adonis

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some more old pics

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Unfortunately, I think all shirtless pics have been posted

>>971056
OH FUCK I WANNA LICK HIS FEET

>>971640
You nasty fuck. Imagine how sweaty they are from playing rugby

>>971642
>Implying that makes it worse instead of better

>>971640
>>971642

not into feet but i wouldnt mind going down on his dick right after hes all sweaty from a rugby match.

>>971640
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>>971857
Whats the appeal of licking salty sweat?

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getting desperate. pictures of him eating. imagine hes moving his head towards your dick and not a fork.

pretty sure this is the last picture of him on the internet that hasn't been posted in this thread.

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>>970272
can anyone tell what kind of shoes he's wearing in these pics?

Emma has great taste.

>>972289
hard to tell exactly, but they look very similar to clarks desert boots: http://clarksoriginals.com/product/desert-boot-20356344/

>>972303
thanks anon

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>>972289
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>>972340
This is how you know you're in /hm/ on 4chan.

Also, more matt.

>>972465
That and a helpful fashion tip also excludes your chances of being on /fa/

>>972295
+1 to that

this whole thread sounds like a monologue.

btw, i like rupert. Ron in the books is fugly, on movie is a goofy cute sweet ginger :)