Beautiful uncut cock thread anyone?

>>932680
>>932786
What the fuck is this? Get out of here, your pieces of shit.

>>932688
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excuse me while i vomit

>>932684
You missed the part that said "Beautiful"

...Finally, a thread I can stand behind. Friendly reminder to all white, slightly ignorant midwesterners that you can always hide the thread if the sight of a bit of skin offends you.

>>932880
>>932875
These are my absolute favorite.

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OC

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I love it.

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Love it

we don't need three fuuuucking uncut threads. make one.

>>933373
please don't rile him up. just let him

>>933435
That's the most beautiful cock I've ever seen. More, please...

>>933446
dont make repeating threads. it wouldn't be tolerated in other parts of 4chan, so it shouldnt be here.

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heres mine

>>932816
>as though that one isn't beautiful

>>933470
I didn't make the fucking thread. I just said to leave it alone. It'll reach the image limit and run its course. I'm just sick of every uncut/cut thread turning into a shit show. Just ignore it.

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my ex, 6.2inch but thin. Anyway, perfect for anal sex

>>932681

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wet with cum

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semi

>>934173
>>934174
>>934175
>>934176
Absolutely beautiful.

>>934347
whoa

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>>936341
Sorry

>>936343

dad?

>>936339
Oh man, more/sauce?

>>932679
Fuck yeah

>>937382
Second this.

That shit is fucking nice.

>>937878
Anyone? Its been like 6 hours now.

One of the best cocks I've seen.

>>937907
Yeah man, this guy is gunna post more.

I feel it.

Also I'm pretty sure I know the guy. and I'm gunna highly/drunkly get him to do more.

>>932678
>beautiful
>uncut
choose one

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>>937924
fuck off lolhitler you're so damn fucking annoying

>>936339
best ive seen, and my roomates agree.

Real nice cock. Pleaze post more.

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My contribution.

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>>936339
Found on /b/

Who do all the uncut dicks on these threads have to be huge ones ?

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Am I the only one who likes both cut and uncut

>>938341
Because being uncut means your dick is the natural size. Most natural sizes are massive

Being cut will reduce your dick size by a lot. That's why it's hard to find massive cut cocks.

>>938343
I'm uncut and my dick ain't especially big. This sounds like 4chan special anti-cut bullshit.

>>938192
holy mothe r

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>>938427
I hope that was the good kind of "holy mothe r"... xD

Pic: even more closeup

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>>938497
liek dis? ^^

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Rate me

>>938810
6.5/10

Not too bad, but i prefer a cut penis.

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>>938864
>There is no advantages or disadvantages of being cut or uncut. it's just preference.

circumcision
>violation of human rights
>damaged sensitivity
>loss of sexual nerve endings
>higher rates of erectile dysfunction
>skin bridges
>pic related
>skin tags
>malapposition
>decreased sexual pleasure decreased orgasm
>David Reimer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GhbVFjIaN0
http://intaction.org/baby-dies-from-circumcision-in-california/
>forced circumcision to stop a young boy from masturbating
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/forcible-circumcision-turned-this-man-into-an-anti-circumcision-activist
>America has the highest rate of erectile dysfunction.
>America has the highest rate of circumcision.
>America has the highest rate of botched circumcisions

>>938864
That's what I figured.

>>938896
Why? I just don't understand. Are you seriously that butthurt that your parents got you cut? Are you like that picture? Is that why it bothers you?

I love cock. It doesn't matter what kind. You seriously need to stop this retarded crusade because you're not educating anyone. You're just spreading /b/'s cancerous cut vs. uncut culture to a board that should be above it.

>>938917
>he doesnt know that /hm/ comes from /b/

>>938923
>namefag
>doesn't know how to properly greentext

>>938980
hey scooter

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My dick

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my virgin cock. rate

>>939316
Wow, uncut, big, smooth

9/10

Post more

>>939315
Yummy

>>938896
You know, that picture is of an uncut cock, you nimwit.

>>939324
Definitely not. Skin bridges only happen due to poor healing after a circumcision.

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rate?

>>939341
Shave/trim/10

>>939341
KILL IT WITH FIRE

>>938896
[citations needed]

>>932678
>tfw think uncut cock is hot because it looks so nasty
>think cut cock is ok but looks nicer

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Rate, will post more

>>938991
Hey 9

>>939331
Wrong. Skin bridges can occur in uncut men as well. They're technically less common on uncut men but they're very far from rare.

>>938896
America doesn't have the highest rate of ED. It has the highest rate of Viagra/Cialis prescriptions. That is how they tabulate it. Viagra/Cialis are incredibly expensive and are sold almost exclusively in the first world. We also have a high rate of prescriptions for restless leg syndrome. Do we have more people with restless legs?

America doesn't have the highest rate of circumcision. Israel and several other Middle Eastern countries destroy us in that regard.

>>939316
very cute and juicy ;) would deepthroat

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what is your problem. every other thread it's how great un cut is. I don't really care but it gets old .stfu

>>938896
That's a skinbridge on an uncircumcised penis lol. Mega fail.

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here is mine

>>939761
omg where are you from?

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>>932678

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Derp

>beautiful
>uncut
topkek

>>937924
i lol'd quite hard

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>>938896
God, there's a guy on /soc/ who got his dick literally mutilated after circumcision.

>ameriburgers

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>>940101
You don't need to act all defensive and butt devastated just because you got your genitals horribly disfigured, you had no choice.

>there are people here RIGHT NOW pretending uncut dicks are attractive

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>>940144

So hurt and confused right now.
I don't mind 'em...

Am I the ONLY one who doesn't have a preference verging on unflinching bias?

>>940133
>>938896
Guys I hop you fucking know that this shit is annoying.
every cut vs uncut argument, you guys find the UGLIEST and most deformed cut cocks and use them to represent us.
Just fucking drop if, you have foreskin, I don't, big god damn whoop.
If the only think you have to brag about is your fucking foreskin, your life is sad.

The only people who give a shit about cut or uncut are shallow whores who can't hold a relationship.

>>940169

>>940156
here.

Can we be friends? And then hook up, regardless of the foreskin/lack thereof in each other's pants?

>>940137
>horribly disfigured
>doesnt look like anteater/asparagus dick
>tfw

ITT:
>Your dick is gross because you left it the way it is.
>Your dick is gross because you didn't leave it the way it was.

>>940156
no preference here either. don't get the weird obsessions. im uncut myself and im pretty sure the majority of people ripping on cut dicks are circumcised guys with mental health issues self-hating

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My semihard uncut cock.

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>>932680
Is it wrong I know this dude irl

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Rate my ringed homosex Virgin cock

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Here's mine.
Been feeling very horny the past couple days.

>>940747

Absolutely disgusting.

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My cock ;)

>>941030
>>941046
Jesus people. Learn to fucking resize. I want to be able to see your cock as a whole, not the pixel on your head.

>>941046
>>941030
Fucking hot seriously

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lel

>>941140
Stop posting shit like this, it's pointless.
An extreme uncut pic won't disgust us from uncut dicks and we know it's a really rare case so I don't really see what you're trying to do when posting this.

>>941186
hhaha it look like a hairry fingr

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Everyone knows that all the butthurt mutilated dicks here trolling the thread secretly wishes that the jews could have spared their foreskins and 80% of their cock sensitivity.

The ass angriness is fantastic.

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>>941770
I don't know why cut threads can't have threads without someone mentioning botched cuts, or uncut threads can't go without severe smegma mentions.
Nobody cares, you won't get thrown out of bed because of something as trivial as being cut or uncut.

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My uncut dick

>>941802
Hot as fuck. Body pics, Anon?

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muh dick

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why can't i be gifted =[ 5.5inches waaah

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7 inch :D

mine!

>>941821
Looks really nice !

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my glorious cock please rate

>>942091
>Hookup, camwhore, and 'rate me' threads should go on /soc/.
It applies to posts in general, too.

>>942133
>should go
But since those camwhore pics are porn and apply to this thread, they don't break /hm/'s rules.
Besides, no one can prove these pics aren't from a samefag's uncut amateur folder.

/hm/ rules are ment to avoid threads like "what do you people think of my ass", while here those guys only say "you want uncut cocks, well here's mine".

>>942147
>they don't break /hm/'s rules.
The janitor deleted them, so yeah they do.
No, nobody can tell the difference, but saying "here's mine, what do you think? ;)" makes it pretty obvious.

>>942159
Well I'm really sorry to say that but I really don't see why janitor did this.
>/hm/ is for sharing porn
>some people see pics of my dick as porn
>I can't share it on /hm/
>wtf

Besides, I don't think sharing them without asking anything in return (like "what do you think" or "rate my dick" etc) counts as actual camwhore.

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My dick

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>>938896
>>938896
I'm circumcised and very happy with my penis, 7 thick, healthy inches. and honestly id like the shake hands with the doctor/nurse whom performed mine because he/she did a fine job.

However when i have a child im going to specially request his circumcision is done by hand and not a machine to ensure the upmost quality and make sure every doctor and nurse i see when my son is being born knows this.

>>942398
>7 inches

Stop reading right there. No need to lie on the internet.

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>>942433
Bitch don't call me a liar.

>>942446
your penis starts at the one inch mark on the ruler, and you don't even make it to 7

>>942464
The point of my original post wasn't to brag about my dick size, it was to brag about how well my circumcision went, but whatever im going to bed.

>>942469

It's still a sad, mutilated dick, and this isn't the thread for it.

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>>942398
>circumcising your child

>>942472
It's my choice.

>>942473
Exactly. Let it be your child's choice. If he wants to get circumcised when he's of an age reasonable to make that kind of decision, support that. Selfish faggot.

>>942472
and technically "I'm" not going to be the one doing it.

>>942473

He might end up hating you, you know. Or dead. It happens.

>>942473
Seriously, why do you think you have the right to give your child plastic surgery against his will?

>>942475
Nah, I don't think I'm going to.

>>942479
Wait, why are you on /hm/ if you're planning on having kids..?

>>942478
Why is this such a HUGE fucking issue to you?
Seriously, being circumcised has never interfered with a single facet of my entire life.
And i've been with guys who are and aren't circumcised, It's not a big deal.

>>942480
I'm Bi, but want a family one day.
Some people actually do want to become parents (after im done with college and financially stable)

>>942481
Dude, I'm not going to argue with you. You're obviously not fucking sane.

>>942484
I could say the same about you, but I'm perfectly happy just not arguing about it.

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>>942485
I'm insane for suggesting you don't give a baby plastic surgery?

>>942475
It's statistically safer when they're newborn:

"A 2010 review of literature worldwide found circumcisions performed by medical providers to have a median complication rate of 1.5% for newborns and 6% for older children, with few instances of severe complications."

Source:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision#cite_note-weiss_2010_complications-16

>>942490
"Penile cancer has been observed to be nearly eliminated in populations of males circumcised neonatally."(meaning right after birth)

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision#cite_note-hayashi_2011-50

>>942490

It's also very unlikely that a boy left intact will choose to get cut later down the road. The only support you see for it are from religious fools, women, and other cutfags trying to cope.

>>942498
cope? The same reason you stated is valid for both sides, whether cut or uncut, that's just how it's been since you can remember so it's not a big deal to said person.
If i grew up uncut then im sure id be happy with my penis as it was and not opt to get a circumcision. Alternatively i grew up cut, so im just as happy leaving it as it is.

>>942498
Why do you think that every circumcised guy just oh so desperately wished they weren't circumcised? Like that was the single most important thing in their life? Besides, how can you miss something you've never experienced before? plus im Bi so if it decreases sexual pleasure as you so claim then it helps me fuck women that much longer anyway, since they take for fucking ever to orgasm.

>>942501

>B-but I can please women better.

Who gives a shit? Why should some cunt's pleasure supersede her partner's?

>>942509
Why should some dick's pleasure supersede his partner's?

>>942498
>trying to cope
There's nothing to "cope" with. You fuckers are so pathetic with the cut vs. uncut bullshit.

>>942587
Noce

>>942536
I agree. I am now 18 and got circumsized like 2 yrs ago because I had a VERY difficult time to pull my foreskin back. It kinda sucks when people say that theres never a need to circumsize.

>>942587

would suk

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>>944526

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This is mine. First time post.

>>944541
Don't post again

>>944541
don't give attention to this stupid bitch (>>944563)
nice dick, would suck.

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can you rate my uncut dick?

>>945117
14,253,034/10
I demand moar

>>934176
Size?

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Rate my un erect cock please

>>945311
10/10

>>945313
You wanna see more ?

>>945321
YES

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>>945325
Good :)

>>945329
Fapfapfap

Send one with foreskin retracted?

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>>945337
There you go :) can I get a pick of your dick

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>>945346
Here's me

>>945368
Mmm I'd love to get on my knees and suck the cum out your hard cock ! ;)

>>932786
beautiful

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banana cock - uncut

>>945399
Noice

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>>945668
Ahh thanks Anon