ITT post the pic/pics that you've fapped to the highest number of times
1/4 of a set
If anyone happens to have any more pics of the dude from my pic, that would be great
Honestly I've fapped to this pic more than anything
sauce on op pics. these are actually two kids i went to high school with. first one's name is kyle robertson, i can't remember the other kid's name. two chill, dull beach boys from socal. fb dot com slash kyle dot robertson dot 217 for anyone interested
Here's a few more, last of the good ones really.
It was a video of two teenagers (questionably underaged) in a river. One is busy looking down, while the other is busy pushing something up against the other's dick. Turns out one is assisting the other force a carp to fellate the other kid and he is really getting off on it.
Right. Because ripping a hook out of its cheek is ok but making the mindless thing suck dick is wrong. I'm not saying bestiality is ok here, but there comes a point where an animal has such limited brain function that it just doesn't matter anymore, and a carp is certainly below that point.
Wow! You just resolved a centuries old problem; there apparently IS a decisive line between automaton and intelligence!
Quick, get on the phone to the schools of the world. They're going to want to hear this. It will save the philosophy departments many hours.
Lol. Ok anon.
But seriously though. Using a carp's mouth as a fleshlight doesn't seem any more morally repugnant than using some plant as one.
Both are pretty weird, but not morally wrong.
I can assure you the only "trauma" that fish experiences at that moment is being that far out of the water. The fact that there is a dick in his mouth is irrelevant. If you fuck a sheep or a cow or dog or whatever, they have some limited understanding of the situation. Fish don't.
Jesus, my contrarian nature has turned me into a fish-fucking apologist. I think I was just triggered by "poor fish", as if it suffered any that day (assuming they didn't kill it after)
Nah, it's alive. You can see its mouth moving as it sucks (carp are bottom feeders). It's not struggling because as far as it can tell it's just stuck for some natural reason. It's not feeling any pain or sudden movement, and it's not in any danger of dying for other reasons, so its defense mechanisms haven't kicked in.
>Its not the brain function that matters its the ability to feel pain.
So if we numbed up a retard and ran a train on her, that would be okay?
It's a fish, chill out. This is a board dedicated to posting lewd images, the majority of which are posted without the person's consent. Talk about decency towards fish once you start actually caring about people. Yes, our horniness justifies to us that we can bate to pics of a guy who got trolled but the potential damage that it could do to that guys' life is significantly more important than the comfort of a fish in any sane human being's mind.
Someone repost this carp-fucking thing, yo. I saw it a while back and it was hot as shit.
Not that I get off on fish, mind you, but there's something really hot about dumb kids getting off in weird, dumb ways.
Also the guy's dick was pretty nice if I remember correctly.
lemme help you out bro, about to go through this thread
I found this pic on a Houston Craigslist post. I emailed this person but got no response. I have fapped to this many times
>If you're reading this contact me please
Pics can be better than videos since you can imagine any scenario you want. Lots of times a video can just wind up disappointing or in my case they talk and the voice totally doesnt match the body. Hard to take a "dominant, aggressive top" seriously when he sounds like a Filipino lady boy.
Met him on planetromeo, what a slut. His frontline was "FUCK ME!!"
Post any others that you might have, I threw them all out.
mostly webcam videos of this guy, he turns me on so much
If not, he looks exactly like him.
I fucking love jeans, and I fucking love the dicks pulled back.
this photo turns me on so much i dont know why
i'm pretty sure this is the first time i've felt ashamed at getting off to something in years
poor fish :(
but at the same time so hot
I have and can repost but would I get banned? Why does it keep getting deleted?
it might be considered against rule 1 or 2 of /hm/
>1. Only tasteful adult male photos and pornography is allowed.
>2. No images depicting abuse.
or if it's illegal (?), that's against site rules
I wish I knew this guy. Everything about him is sexy imo
i luv this board (mostly apart from idiots) -- i don't post a lot because i get off on pics like these [which isn't exactly porn for most dudes]
I love everything about this picture--that he's wearing soccer equipment, his legs spread wide to show his bulge, his "get your ass over here" gaze, the way it makes me imagine him holding me down and fucking me hard... Everything.
he's squatting +10
he's wearing big, sweaty basketball shoes +10
he's been hiking so he's sweaty +10
he's muscle athletic +10
so i've fapped to this a myriad of times