Let's please get a Colby Jansen thread going
YES YES
>>769791
>Colby Jansen
He looks just like my high school football coach so when he plays one in a porn, the cum flies out of me like a busted fire hose.
Who the fuck is this man and why am I just now finding him
Bumping
>>769834
Blasphemy! How dare you call yourself gay and remain ignorant of the glory of the Jansen. For the Lord said unto Moses, "Yea, the Jansen shall come before homos. And yea, there shall be many erections. For the Jansen reminds them of that hot homophobic gym teacher that they secretly wanted to pound them in the ass in high school. And, yea, he shall lead them to the promised orgasm."
Bumping because THIS WILL NOT BE IGNORED
yessss i love colby
here's his butt from his first bottoming video (Tommy Defendi fucked him)
>>769962
10/10
>>770455
oops, forgot the pic
>>770534
Dat ass! Dat ass! :O
what fascinates me most is that he doesnt come off as a dumb jock on interviews or twitter posts. he seems well rounded, (like he plays rugby or that he was maries or army i forget,)or that he doesnt just fuck homos for porn or money. he seems genuiely nice. whats puzzlin is that he is dating a tranny. nothing against trannys but you, know, its a bit puzzling
>>771109
He was in the marines. He's bisexual and always denounces that he's gay for pay (he genuinely loves fucking men) and he is married to a post op tranny. Not that puzzling.
>>771109
>nothing against you trannys
>still uses the word "tranny"
Not complaining, just saying. It kind of invalidates your claim.
Don't be such a faggot
His bottoming video just came out today so if someone could find a link to that , that'd be great.
>>772575
this 1000x
>>772575
I'll bump this bump to see his rump get pumped & stuff.
But apparently he's vers in real life. If you escort him he'll bend over for you.
>>772575
You can find some links for it on gay69.in but I don't know if anyone has put it up on any streaming sites yet.
bottom vid - throw those dots in there -
wwwmyvidstercom/video/17640653/Colby_Jansen_bottoms_for_Tommy_Defendi
I'm really attracted to him...
Lets revive this thread!
I would give my left nut for a few hours with him.
>>775557
Oh god same. I don't know what it is about him.
>>775540
bump to save this!
>>778534
Bump with porn anon!
>>769830
>like a busted fire hose
LOL - I'm gonna use that
Bump.
>>778643
Are you Colby Jansen?
>>779627
holy fuck. I know this guy. I played rugby with him at my local rugby club, tattoo is really distinct.
Heres a pic of his
>>780153
Yeah, that's definitely him. He says on his website that if he could make a living as a wandering rugby vagabond, he would.
As an interesting side note, you guys should check out his personal website and look at his Amazon wishlist. Dude is a physics madman. Just thought it was rather interesting that this dude not only has the physical goods but would probably be great to hold a conversation with.
>>780174
I can attest to this, he either has a masters or PHd in physics and did satellite stuff for the military. Hes a really nice and generous guy.
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>>771884
i found it on gay torrents...it wasn't hard to find. I don't know what to tell you.
>>775552
What is this, porn for ants?
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>>781848
classic
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>>771109
he married her before the op, and in an interview he said he bottomed for her.
why
why
why do i need to see that so badly.
>>772023
>you don't like slurs?! OFF TO THE GHETTO WITH YOU, DEMON! You are the abnormal and strange and wrong one! You! Not me!
sauce? must see this scene.
^^ 775556
^^ >>775556
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i wonder what it's like to be attractive
>>774162
came buckets.
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>>785948
>tfw
Bump
I guess no one likes Colby Jansen very much. Oh well. I bumped with the lsat five pics ITT. You sadden me, /hm/.
>>771153
PLUS Colby said he fucks guys he meets on grindr, they have an open marriage
http://colbyjansenpics.tumblr.com/archive
Found this. There's not many pictures but it got me off.
>>784666
>I'm offended!! OFF TO SENSITIVITY TRAINING CAMP WITH YOU, BIGOT!
How is tranny even offensive. It seems to me that transexuals, being the tireless professional victims that they are, decided one day that they were going to get back at cissies by not allowing them to say the word tranny.
>>789326
I feel bad for all my mechanic friends, and mechanics everywhere in general. Fuck you trannies
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>>771153
>bisexual
Gross.
>>790080
What's wrong with that?
>>790988
They're generally looked down upon by gay men and women.
It's due to the belief that they'll choose to end up marrying a person of the opposite gender to avoid social issues, and only use people of the same gender purely for sex.
>>791006
Not to mention they fuck women which is absolutely gross
>>791012
But I like putting my dick in them to...
>>791012
So a gay person would judge me just because I would make love to Jennifer lawrence? :(
Nit really fair.
>>790080
>implying you still wouldn't present your ass to him like a baboon in heat
If you've seen that video where he bottoms, what do you think of it? Also, where can I get it?
>>791982 pornhub, you're welcome.
>>792260
But what do you think of it?
Bump.
Moar?
>>794821
lol is that fucking Aragorn on his phone?
>>795836
I think it's Thor.
>>795845
I think I can see one of Thor's chest-plate pieces. But it could be Aragorn.
Who knows.
Here's Thor for reference. Sorry about off topic, I usually post Jansen's pictures off his twitter. He's not had a picture to post for awhile, though.
>>795872
You're all gay but don't know what Chris Hemsworth looks like..? That is definitely Hemsworth.
>>795903
could be boromir as well, similar hairstyle and beard. idrc.
>>795836
Yes.
http://i.imgur.com/gpS9kF1.jpg
>>795836
its thor you fucking morons
>>796046
yup. looks like it's this (reversed because of the mirror)
>>789265
this is perhaps my favourite pic of him, ever. don't quite know why, however.
Bump.
:-(
has he done any foot vids? i've found none
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really? no love for colby jansen?
>>770454
That lucky faggot.
>>791106
Sex and relationships are two different things.
>>774162
Holy shit I should have saved this. It was beautiful. Can anyone please share the video again?
Bump.
http://www.playvid.com/watch?v=pmBFo65L5Nu
jansen and defendi its not hard just google it was the first result
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Bumping a non-twink thread because this is /hm/ - Handsome Men and not /hiub/ - Highly Illegal Underage Boys and we need more handsome men and fewer girly waifs.
>>806420
I want to bury my face in that pit.
how about a younger, softer, pre-tattoos Colby exchanging bjs?
/view_video.php?viewkey=1789572551
at pornhub DOT com
>>809881
I had to stop watching. I can't stop staring at his black eye.
Cute tum, though.
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>thread about handsome, big-n-beefy, rugby playing man not on page 0
You oughtta be ashamed.
yfw colby jansen will never let you fondle him like this. or let you use a vibrating thingy on his colby jansen penis.
>>816853
he might if i become a gay porn star
>this thread
>>775559
Sweet Jesus, that smile.
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
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>>817692
His dick be all like "One-two-one-two-one-two!!"
i live in buffalo and used to have his phone number actually haha
>>819822
Bullshit.
Colby Jansen (top) & Charlie Harding (bottom)
http://www.gayforit.eu/video/263816/Charlie-Harding-Bottoms-For-Colby-Jansen
Colby Jansen (bottom) & Tommy Defendi (top)
http://www.playvid.com/watch?v=pmBFo65L5Nu
Got to love Colby since he's bi and seems decent enough
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>>824826
datass.png
why is he so perfect, /hm/?
>>786847
Everybody wants you sexually, it makes them uncomfortable, they don't know how to deal will it and usually treat you poorly.
>>788158
I like how he always wears white jockey briefs. Cute.
>>817710
damn, to have a cute teen like that polishing my knob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBsV46jmhl0
interview
>>771910
what's wrong with the word 'tranny'?
I know loads of transsexual people that use that term like it's going out of fashion. Doesn't raise an eyebrow when I use it either.
>>828521
it's considered derogatory and a lot of trans people don't like it, especially when used by non-trans people. kind of like "fag" or "homo" for gays, it CAN be used affectionately, and some people don't really care about it at all, but it's polite to avoid it around people you don't know.
is he gay or straight?
>>828538
Expecting and looking for equality and understanding on 4chan of all places will not end well.
>>828760
From an August 2012 interview:
>We know you hate labels (as per a previous interview), but how do you identify sexual orientation wise?
>This is something that kind of cracks me up. I’ve seen the comments on blogs and videos and damn there are some hateful people out there banging away on their keyboards. I’ve said in the past that I am “try-sexual” or “yes-sexual”. I like sex – reeeeeeally like sex! I enjoy women, men and male to female transsexuals. Does this make me “bisexual” or “gay” – I don’t know. I go to gay clubs and bars, I have sex with men on camera, I have Grindr & Scruff accounts, I also have sex with women and my wife Gia. So, to set the record straight? I’m truly bisexual and I really don’t give a fuck what anyone else thinks.
Here's the link if you want to read the whole Q&A:
http://menofporn.typepad.com/menofporn/2012/08/20-questions-with-colby-jansen-part-1.html
http://menofporn.typepad.com/menofporn/2012/08/20-questions-with-colby-jansen-part-2.html
>>773189
>I'll bump this bump to see his rump get pumped
I cant even find the words for this
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>>828813
Thank you!
>>780153
But the tattoos, though similar, don't quite match. One has two shields and the other has one.
Bump.
moar vids
>>839117
tyler sweet
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>>775540
thanks for this one. he's one of the few guys who looks decent in tighty whities.
>>769830
>He looks just like my high school football coach so when he plays one in a porn, the cum flies out of me like a busted fire hose.
I know, right. He looks like one of the guys on my High School team.
Are there really such critters as "generic jocks"?
>>841939
I recognize that set. It's from when Colby fucked Jimmy Fanz. I practically came hands-free to this scene first time I saw it.
I'm mad jelly. He doesn't seem to do any grooming at all except for the basics beard & head - no trimmed pubes, no plucked brows... He's just pleasingly hairy. I think he'd look even more adorable if his ass and legs were a bit fuzzier.
I'm always so confused when I see a Jansen thread. He's perfectly average. Not built enough yet not thin. Not too chubby but not chubby enough. His face is just meh. He is the generic of the generic. I'm genuinely not trying to be mean but he's the median of the median. If I wanted a 6 or a 7 in looks and body I would go and hook up, not watch it in porn. INB4 trolling, just genuinely curious what the appeal is.
>>844738
I find him extremely attractive. His cute, All-American face and deformed fighter ears do it for me.
As for your confusion, perhaps you should evaluate your views as anything but universal truths.
>>842655
>from when Colby fucked Jimmy Fanz
Destroy that fat pos. Not my Jimmy Fans.
>>844765
Is that...Jimmy fighting?
> IN LOVE
>>844748
I am increasingly of the opinion that most of his 'love' on social media is generated by paid shills. Especially the ones using capitalized buzzwords. If not paid shills then himself. I truly don't get it. Even my husband was like 'Meh.' I really don't mean any offense by this but the posts that talk about him all seem to have buzzwords in them. Like people have to describe why they find him hot instead of just posting a picture and calling it thus.
He is the McDonald's Double Cheeseburger of gay porn. He's what you go to when you're craving something cheap that you can eat real quick. It's not really an attractive meal but it's a meal, I guess. Better than taking the time and work to make your own meal.
>>844738
His attractiveness is, arguably, his averageness. He looks like that guy who was on the football team in your high school. That straight guy who you had a crush on but had a serious girlfriend who he married at 18. Your neighbors dad or your brother's soccer coach. He just looks like that guy you know. To me that's why I was immediately so attracted to him. He's the embodiment of many people's childish fantasies.
>>844818
>people have to describe why they find him hot instead of just posting a picture and calling it thus.
Whenever a thread is about a specific person, of course it's going to be filled with people saying what they find attractive about him.
As to the rest of your conspiracy theory, it's not plausible. First of all, every porn star has their own set of buzzwords that get bandied about to describe them. Secondly, if a porn studio had to resort to viral marketing to try and promote a star, that means that actor isn't popular for some reason. Now why would a studio go through that added expense when they can just hire someone new for a lot less money? The correct answer is they wouldn't. Colby is popular, so he keeps getting put in porn and will continue to do so until he's no longer making the studio a profit.
The bottom line is that "handsome" is subjective despite whatever ideal you or your husband seem to have so... pic related.
>>844818
>Paid shills.
The guy is just a porn star, dude. Take some clozapine.
>Even my husband was like 'Meh.'"
You realize that means nothing, right? Saying "meh" is equivalent to saying "DID NOT LIKE!" So? What does it matter to anyone but you whether or not you liked someone?
>Like people have to describe why they find him hot instead of just posting a picture and calling it thus.
It's an appreciation thread and people are demonstrating that. Does it offend your sensibilities that someone who's not your cup of tea gets appreciated? Absolutely, so you impose a sense of gravitas you don't possess, like you're an authority on what people should or shouldn't like. You're an idiot.
Everything else you say is reductive to ludicrous analogies or some quip you heard someone more clever than you say. Get out of here, seriously.
was this really his body shape? mazing ass
>>844765
Where is this gif from?
>>844827
You described him perfectly, anon. A+
hey this guy is my neighbor, his name is joe
>>847690
he's my brother's soccer coach
>>847721
bullshit
>>774741
Holy Shit! Sauce?
moar?
bump
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>>850506
Don't know the exact scene but it's from Men.com. Colby, of course, is doing the pounding. The bottom is Johnny Rapid and the other guy is Jimmy Johnson.
>>855678
who's the guy facing away from the camera?
>>772023
We don't want them there too
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>>857200
Jimmy Johnson
The scene is Prison Shower 3 from MEN.com. Couldn't find a working vid link, but wasn't really looking hard. Good luck.
bump?
MOAR FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK!
bUMP.
bumpin
of course colby gets webm too.
>>868662
I'm Commander Shepard... and this is my favorite webM on the Citadel.
>>868665
Damn....
>>871198
No, Jimmy has way more body hair than that dude.
http://www.waybig.com/blog/2014/04/02/men-of-u-k-scrum-colby-jansen-woody-fox-part-4/
>>871198
I think Jimmy's a total power bottom.
>>873555
Captcha ate my pic.
>>874374
is that him from when he was younger? holy shet. still i like how big hes gotten with ther perfect amount of fat and muscle
beards and body hair allows me to forgive a little chub
>>877522
>twinkish
He was fat & disgusting & flabby & hairless. Aging is doing this man a tremendous good.
>>880094
If you could kindly provide sauce on that?
>>880094
sauce?
>>880737
>>881669
Men.com "Colby Jansen fucks Duncan Black - The New Exclusive"
>>778638
That's his Friend Safari info, not what he's trading.
>>791006
But some bisexual people end up with people of the same sex. That's just close-minded thinking.
>>791105
Why just take JL? I'd be selfish and get her along with Nicholas Hoult.
Bump.
>>883443
I'd bludgeon a newborn puppy to get in on some Bruiser / Colby action.
>>791006
>generally looked down upon by gay men and women.
>4chan = "generally"
Except for the occassional Dan Savage (who assumes all bi people are in-the-closet Republicans and is a step away from a shock jock anyways), most of the real world gay community doesn't look down on bi people or even care. That's some stupid 4chan shit that /lgbt/ perpetuates, just like their retarded neo-Nazi crushes.
Grow the fuck up.
>>883466
neither are that great looking. there pretty average looking compared to the many other guys in gay porn. oh, and also, NEVER FUCKING THREATEN ANIMAL ABUSE YOU PIECE OF WORTHLESS TRASH. that is all.
>>883468
Are you daft or just trolling? America's acceptance goes like this : Lesbian (because two girls kissing is so hot!) Gay (as long as they keep their hands off my ass!) Bisexual (You're all a bunch of dirty liars and cheats and just faggots/lesbos in denial) Transgenders (ew, trannies) Not my personal opinions but what I have gathered from living in the US. Biphobia is very much real and most people will never see a man as bisexual. They figure, once a man fucks another man, he is gay, end of story.
captcha: ersvilni shade
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>20 year old me
>been into men since i remember
>never known if i'm really gay (i know it's stupid)
>watched today my first gay porn because of this thread
>>791006
And yet that's not true of bisexual women. Funny how it all comes down to cock.
>>791012
>Not lusting to suck a man's cock so badly you'll do so even with pussy juices all over it and learn to love the taste.
Turn in your gay card, princess.
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>>889777
delicious
I'm currently dating a guy who greatly resembles Colby Jansen. I wanna post pics but worry that doing so could jeopardise the budding relationship. What do?
>>891797
>>891978
... I dunno. I feel like it's best if I don't. Here's a consolation prize.
>>891797
You can post and then delete
Also mirror and filter the image so reverse image search doesnt pick it up
Or plainly don't post it but if he really looks like Colby Jansen it's your duty to share
>>893023
Did you know that archived threads contain all the deleted posts anyway? Basically, if I posted his pic then deleted it, it'd be as though it'd never gotten deleted in the first place according to foolz and warosu.
Basically, it's about whether or not I think it's a good idea to post a picture of a person I know without them knowing. I could ask him, of course, but that seems like a bizarre thing to do.
>Hey Guy-Anon's-Dating! I think you're hot. May I show off pics of you to people I've never met?
>>894670
How did you guys meet?
>>892996
Delete your comments asking if you should post the pictures. And then post the pictures.
Jesus, some people...
>>894670
>foolz and warosu
I checked those archive boards and neither seem to archive /hm/ threads. Same for /soc/. Where are /hm/ threads archived?
>>894736
Ah. Was unaware that they didn't archive some boards.
>>894717
Dynamic IP. I am unable to delete them anyway unless it's within a few minutes after posting.
>>894688
He's the district manager for a department store chain. I was shopping in one of the stores he happened to be in that day and, quite like something out of a romcom, i was checking him out hard when I tripped over an ottoman Ă la Dick van Dyke.
He came over, helped me back up and jokingly asked what it'd take for me to not sue (of course, I couldn't sue anyway because it was my fault). I told him if he'd give me his number (I smelled the gay on him), I wouldn't sue. He obliged. Been three months dating now.
Does anyone know if Colby Jansen is Slav-descended of some sort? Or some other sort of Central European in general? I know he's American so he's not actually Central European, but he looks like a blonde Hungarian or Slovene to me.
>>896537
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jansen_%28surname%29
> Jansen is a Dutch/Flemish and Low German patronymic surname meaning son of Jan
He's American, so he could possibly still have mostly Hungarian or Slovene ancestry.
>>896537
that... is a really cute story
god damn
>>896934
Thanks! Like I said: it was as something from a damned romcom.
>>896860
Wait... wait... wait...........
You honestly think his real surname is Jansen? Or do you know this to be the case? You realise the vast majority of guys in porn do not use their real names, right? Zeb Atlas is not really named Zeb anything. It's Andy Bick IIRC. Colby Keller? I forgot his real name but it's something somethingski (he's a Slav-descended American). I think I recall his first name being Jackson. Anyway, Keller says in one interview that his real first name is indeed Colby but then says in another that this appellation was given him by SeanCody.
I think the only person in gay porn to use his real name might be Francois Sagat though there might be others.
im puzzule ....is he a gay or women hunter .........................he is a good guy.....why why ......he can be like other
>>898554
Please rephrase your post comprehensibly, thank you. I'm not a native English-speaker myself, but you really should put in a bit of effort. English-language board/site and all that.
>>900303
Probably already been posted, but: http://www.redtube.com/660341
>>898554
He's bi and dates trannies.
>>900394
Doesn't he live in Cabbagetown and is engaged or married to a Twoman? I remember reading his blog a while back. The gist of it was that he hated the gay community for its extreme hypocrisy, pissing and moaning about discrimination against homosexuality, though people are "born this way," but being calloused and rude to people with gender dysphoria, including his fiancée/wife.
While I, personally, am not at all attracted to Tpeople sexually (or effeminate men either, for that matter) and know very, very few of them personally (about a dozen, give or take), I would never dream of being unpleasant to such a person simply because they're different.
I'd like him best lean and thick but this incarnation has yet to come to pass, so here's lean and thin. Delicious.
om nom nom
>>906069
>Cohen and Jensen
Unf. I can't, it's too much.
There's a contestant on the current season of the US version of MasterChef who greatly resembles Jansen... but somehow sexier. To me, anyway.
His name is 'Cutter.' Yes. Cutter. That's his name.
So hot. Jansen fans should google image search Cutter from MC5US
>>906745
>who greatly resembles Jansen.
Hmm, not really. Just a slight resemblance. Must be the beard. Cutter is also much shorter and waaaay fatter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl73qhlsLuo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl73qhlsLuo
>>906783
I think they've got a tonne of characteristics in common.
>>908326
Oh, right.
Twerk daddy twerk
>>909308
Not a fan of Colby but seeing his beefy ass get pounded and then ride that dick got me hard.
>>909900
>what is an opinion
Deal with it.