When you hate the industry you're in: Jeremy Spreadums
2 for 1: Kriss Evans and HARRIS HILTON
when you dont want people to remember or search for your name: Jon Saunders, David Jones, Pater Jackson, Adam Coussins, David Duke, Mike Douglas, Samuel. yeah just confuse the fuck out of everyone
when you gay4pay and want to reference the redneck music you listen to Girth Brooks
when you want to reference the singer of Copacobana: Brandon Manilow
when youre such a deviant otter, you modify it to become Devin Totter
when you want people to forget your name and choose 2 common forgetable names: David Taylor
"i want to make a name, then use my fame to embezzle businessmen hopefully i dont get caught, whats a good name?" "Jarec"
"what about if you google my name, you get search results of an already popular actor of the same name. same spelling and all. i dont care" : Paul Walker
"we're both white and forgettable. lets choose the same first name"
"how bout Landon?"
"Landon it is"
"i like the name Kevin"
lastname?
grabs newspaper
"Sportswear"
what?
thats my name
Kevin Sportswear
"srsly?"
yeah. fuck it
>>1466348
"im white too! can my LAST name be Landon?"
ok:Stas Landon
>>1466351
"can i be LANDON Wright?"
"lets all have the same last name"
whats white and forgetabble?
"Wolf with an E"
"Wolfe it is"
>>1466343
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