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2016-01-08 19:24:21 Post No. 1291034
Post No. 1291034
Pretty disappointing that I can't seem to find anyone to fuck tonight. Either they're too fat (and I have a pretty wide [heh] threshhold, which even allows for slight tittage) or they're too pushy ("If you want to hook up you'll have to reply faster than that" No fuck you, cunt) or they send me pics of their assholes, which is an instant turn-off because pretty much no one has porn-level starfish, or their dick is ugly.
That's not even a particularly high bar. WTF.
Sigh. I feel like crying. Commiserate with me about my night of not-fucking by sharing actually attractive dicks and assholes.