Manspreading

Omg yes. Let's keep this thread going ಠ‿ಠ

Gotta love public transportation, right?

>>1223567
I'll have him.

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>you will never sit in their laps ;_;

ugh, who do these shitlords think they are? close your fucking legs and stop hogging so much space, ESPECIALLY on public transport. sickening, no matter how hot they may be. no respect for others at all.

>>1223563
Thats where I'd sit if I saw that on the subway

>>1223433
>>1223434
those thighs

>>1223826
Did it ever occur to you that the public transport in question might not be crowded at all? Half of the pictures I see of this, there are tons of open seats and plenty of room, so they aren't hurting anyone to spread out a bit. If this was rush hour and the bus/subway/train was at capacity, that's something different, but when everyone in a picture is sitting down and there is no visible crowding then people bitching about this can fuck right off.

>>1223861
>manspreader detected
keep your legs to yourself scumbag

>>1223866
>manspreader detected
tbt Le 2014 best memes amirite guiz xD jk lol tbh omg brb smh fml

>>1223888
stop being so butthurt dude. how new are you? you're supposed to ignore bait.

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>>1223826
>not a faggot

get out of here

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>>1223922

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>>1223924

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>>1223925

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>>1223926

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>>1223927

This thread isnt turning me on its pissing me off tbh.

>fetishising a bad habit

absolute degeneracy

>>1223991
>bad habit
Why are there womyn in this board?

>>1224004
some guys are like, hormonally femenine from birth. they look like girls, their penis are tiny, lack body hair at all, and the balls look tiny as fucking fuck too, and are usually homosexual. they really aren't trying to look womanly at all. they dress like dudes. same with ladies, i've been in woman prison when my mom visited me and didnt want to be around other male prisoners so we went to the female prison visiting zone instead, same building and all. most of them looked like men physically. when we got out there, my mom was like "do they know you gay? why they put us with the trannies? omg do they know your sexual orientation in prison" and im like lol mom all those were girls and their families, not a mass of trannies. square faced, naturally muscular hoodrats, no penis there.

some people, like >>1223991 are just born half woman. genes are funny like dat

>>1223431

Camel toe!

>>1223861

This is true for some of them, and I agree--as long as nobody is being inconvenienced by it, who cares? But, some of them DID have people right next to them.

>>1224016
I really like how you told your story just to insult that girlman. Noice.

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>>1223988
>owning a car in a big city
>driving a car in a big city
>parking a car in a big city

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>>1224385
you got it

>>1224385
that last one is only an issue if you're a woman who can't drive properly, but you're a faggot so it's pretty much the same thing

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>>1224386
finally, someone who knows who God is.
>>1224387
I need to remember you are a faggot by the fact that you're on /hm/, so you can't drive either. The point is not the driver's ability, is the fact that the street are jammed with traffic and empty parking spots are rare. Anyway, all hail BABBARA

>>1224392
>The point is not the driver's ability, is the fact that the street are jammed with traffic and empty parking spots are rare
thank god there are some adults on this board. too many children who don't even have their permits yet.

Ohhh yeaaah, i've always fantasized with being literally raped, i feel jealous of those tumblr girls who get literally raped EVERYDAY

>>1224387

you tried.

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>>1224387

>faggots DRIVING
>faggots going out in public
>faggots having tv shows
>faggots holding down jobs
>faggots in the marine corps

geez, pretty soon they'll want to do something REALLY stupid like getting married...or taking public transportation, sitting down, spreading their legs and acting like, well, you know--faggots....

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>>1224016
>>1224004

you faggots 'rly pwned me' there

Or it just be that I think people taking up unnecessary space is annoying, especially on public transport when I suddenly find myself squashed between these leg spreading cretins

It's literally rude as fuck and just because you think it's hawt doesn't make it a normal or okay thing to do kek

>>1223861

not sure about the other cities but i can 100% guarantee in the nyc photos (blue seats) there's always some asshole taking up two spaces on those benches made for three people. i have huge testicles and i never need to sit w/ my legs that far apart, and somehow i survive. if you do this on a
nyc subway train i'll sit on you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ which i guess is a win-win for me if you're cute.

>>1223861
>>1223922
> falling 4 b8 this easy

>>1224801
Does he have ALS?

>>1224814
i posted >>1223826 and it's not bait. i started taking the subway to work recently and there's nothing that pisses me off more than when a guy is taking up two spaces cause he refuses to close his fucking legs. don't get me wrong - women are no better with their fucking purses. ANYONE who takes up more than one space on a bus or train should be flung out immediately. god i hate them

i love when a guy spreads his legs on the bus and it rubs next to mine

>>1224801
>clearly shopped

>>1224896
how can you tell?

>>1224887
Or when the bus shakes a bit and their butt bumps into you, I love it

>>1223826
feminist b8

>>1225032
hey shitlord: see >>1224833.

>>1224898
by not being retarded

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>>1223429
Noticed this is more common with taller guys i think. This one guy had his legs spread out crazy wide at a restaurant. I couldnt look away.

>>1223991
People fetishize bad habits all the fucking time. It's called a guilty pleasure. Some people just dont think it's all that bad though.

>>1224898
You can count the pixels on the dick if you zoom in.

>>1225275
Why is he shirtless and sitting on a sofa in a restaurant

>>1225502
Cause pic is not related

>>1225275
Tallfag checking in. Can confirm, it's the only conformable way of sitting tbh.

>>1225502
Not pic related but i figured manspreading was just when guys spread their legs wide while sitting down, not that it had to be on public transport or something.

>>1225275
i would let him fuck me silly...

>>1227852
Fuck me, I love thick muscular thighs, I just wanna bury my face in them.

>>1230533
jimmy kimmel + gerard butler

>>1230563
ItAintGonnaSuckItself.jpg

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Looks just like my friend Peter

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http://beastbone.tumblr.com/post/128677680594/at-the-park

>>1224392
>I need to remember you are a faggot by the fact that you're on /hm/,
Says the faggot asshole posting on /hm/

>>1224996
>be 6'2" average build 21yo on transit
>~5'6" spaniard ~20ish looking guy with jet black hockey hair and slight goatee
>blue shirt and slightly muscular
>short + hispanic genes give him a massive donk
>his big ass and thick thighs are shoved into skin tight plaid chinos
>stand behind him bc creep
>giant butt moves when he shifts weight, shirt riding up shows black woven belt that accentuates his curves
>train bumps, his butt goes back into me, rubs on my chubby for a second. he mightve noticed
>train hardly crowded but he still stands near me
>rubs up on me two more times on very slight bumps, makes it look like an accident each time
>his stop, he walks off, dat ass moving with each step
>notice him side glance me as he walks off
>"y-you too" internally
something about subways make butts sexier tbh. a similar story happened to me another time but in both cases i was too beta to follow through

>>1223826

Shut the fuck up. It's hot as fuck.

>>1240253
SAAAAUCE

>>1230563
I like his apartment.

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>>1223429

>>1243348
such a sexy body

>>1239910
*claps*
He never said he wasn't a faggot.

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>>1223429

>>1243681
it takes all my willpower not to sit in guys laps when they look like this

>>1244746
who dat?

>>1223563
>>1223450
I'm not usually a leg man at all, but damn, those thick thighs make the dick rise.

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>>1245142

>>1245142
>>1245177
lol

>>1241025
>who cares if they're being selfish and inconsiderate my boner comes first
Gas yourself degenerate

>>1250580
>>1250581
>>1250582

sauce?

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alphas manspreading

you guys should post more amateur pics

>>1252334
You should fuck off

>>1249655
I came across a guy who was manspreading on the metro once. I said "hey, I've been walking all day. Can I have a seat?" He said "sure" like it was no big deal and closed his legs closer together. Simple as that. They're not selfish or inconsiderate, you're just autistic (but don't worry, a lot of the faggots here appear to be also).

>>1255826
I'd rather he just offer a seat on his lap, if he looks like the posts here.

>>1255826
would have been nicer if he allowed you to sit without closing his legs though, amirite?

I mean, depending on how attractive he was.

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>>1223429

>>1223430
This is still the best. I mean, it's unbelievable. If he was in front of me, I don't think I'd be able to look away.

>>1255967
Those eyebrows though

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developed legs are rare and special, makes me shake

many ways to showcase legs but the manspreadi is inviting, just makes me want to bury my face deep in that crotch

>>1255970
>eyebrow
ftfy

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>>1256944
heres the unshopped version

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Got some oc here

>>1258348
omfg psycho I use the redline every day

>manspreading
is this even a thing?

>>1225275
My dick is pounding thanks to this picture

>>1258353
>psycho
>the thread picture is a guy on the train
I wonder how you thought that got taken

>>1258353
>redline
Where do you live?
I live by 47 and western

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hnnnnnnnnnn

is there like an instagram for mansspreading on the metro or something? This is a new fetish I never thought I'd have. Also the clothed ones in here are so much hotter than the naked ones.

>>1258383
Horny introvert faggots who spent too much time lusting over straight men. It's 4chan and the net...anything is a "thing" to these faggots. What did you expect?

>>1258612
>Also the clothed ones in here are so much hotter than the naked ones.
Hells yeah, the mystery and the excitement of prurience in a public space.

>>1258615
yet here you are

>>1224824
underrated comment

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yes

bump for the wide stance

>>1262584
Such a nice cock

>>1262584
Xerxes?

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>>1263865

>>1223826

Go change your tampon and get over it. Penises require more space than your gash and it makes you angry.

You must be a fat woman.

>>1224810

Found the bull dyke!

>>1228069

I would fuck him so hard with my thick brown dick

>>1265544
I'm in love

>>1265544
That's fuckng creepy. Look at how he clearly knows that he's being filmed and doesnt like it a bit. He leaves in order to not make a big deal out of it. And then the camera man puts it on the internet. Fucking disgusting imo.

>>1265553
>Look at how he clearly knows that he's being filmed and doesnt like it a bit
I don't see that at all

>>1265553

Lol; 9/10 chance it's more "shit, I want to get up but I'm getting a boner; hope no one sees"

>>1256031
Sauce?

shit the amount of videos on youtube that involve "manspreading"

>>1265544
This one is really hot

>>1223620
If you wish it and work hard for it you might find a cute pair of laps where you'd being able to sit and cum!

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>>1240978
You totally blew it. He was into you, anon.

>>1240978
>>be 6'2" average build 21yo
if 5'5 Spaniards are your type, i like tall white guys ;)

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I took this in Tbilisi metro. Yum

>>1269507
I think I'll take a seat right there, thank you

>>1273812
Why is Ty Burrell's face shopped onto that model?

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>>1274514

>>1274523
wew

>>1274523
oh my god

>>1223429
>>1223433
>>1223563
>>1223567
>>1223589
>>1223821
>>1230577
>>1237256
>>1243681
>>1244746
>>1249517
>>1256031
>>1256056
>>1256057
>>1256058
>>1256944
>>1262018
>>1262676
>>1263865
>>1265325
>>1266229
>>1267471
>>1268087
>>1273262
>>1274519
>>1274520
are they white/european?

not a /pol/tard, i'm asking seriously. a lot of them kinda look syrian or something and i'm wondering if someone's just posting a lot of syrians or if people are posting southern europeans as well as some syrians and they just look alike or if they look nothing alike and everybody can tell them apart except for me and i basically have autism

>>1275500
>i basically have autism
well that was implied with the comment

The cock out ones just ruin the mystery

>>1240253
Sauce?

>>1265544
BONER!
Hot clip

>>1240253
>>1279641
http://monstercockland.com/media/63696/Getting_back_on_the_bus/
http://monstercockland.com/comments/63696/Getting_back_on_the_bus/

>>1279163
I will never understand people who are more aroused by "mystery" than actual nudity.

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>>1223826

>>1225275
m8 his eyes r looking at you

>>1274453
looks real

>>1280132
Simon Cowell let himself go.

>>1239885
Holy shit. How did i miss this post? Hot af.

Awesome

>>1275500
Lol what is this comment

>>1239373
Who is this cutie?

>>1283503
Daddy

>>1257925
where can i get socks like that?

>>1283503
>tfw not twinky enough to get one like that to plow me
>tfw not buff enough to plow one like that myself

life is suffering