Beautiful viking gods thread

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>>1006838
Bumping for interest

>tfw you want to grow your hair out like this, but can't b/c receding hairline

I got the body and Norse ancestry too

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bumpin with brock hurn i guess

>>1007576
Yeahhhh keep the gods coming!

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from soc

>>1007560

[pants creaming intensifies]

omg who is this man??

>>1007928
read this>>1007553

if only the majority of these type of men were actually attractive and washed their greasy long locks of hair more than once a month.

>>1007537

>tfw you got the Norse ancestry but not the body

I got some Irish and Jewish in me so I ended up looking like a ginger woody allen.

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Hot damn, this guy seems like he'd be likely to be full of himself, but he's kind of earned it. Not many people can pull off long hair, but he nails a great way to do it. Can't imagine what it must be like to be that 10/10 alpha looking in everyday life.

>>1008455
That is a good question....damn.

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remember those videos

>>1008452
>muh heritage!
Yanks.

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>>1009846
Jesus H. Fuck, hold me and swing me around like mjollnir

>>1008394
Yeah too bad. I'm one of those although I think I wash it umm yeah about once every 3 weeks. I live alone. Hey anyone wanna give me advice on how to catch a straight chub?

>>1008455
who is he? his face is a little too jaime lannister-y for me, but his body is a perfect body.

why, oh WHY can't this look be more popular with actual gay men?? so many fags out there automatically rule out long hair as gross.

>>1010371
most men cant pull it off

>>1009852
sorry about your recessive genes and snaggly teeth, britfag

>>1010372
yeah, but even the gay ones who could, don't. =(

>>1010372

Yeah, you have to be super good looking, and even then often times it just looks cheesy and/or douchey.

>>1010141
Don't know, just a pic I grabbed at some point.

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>>1010141
>too jaime lannister-y for me
Why are you hating on Nik anon??

The model is Henrik Fallenius

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>>1009852
>gainsaying heritage
>Implying you are not american
>dat dissonance

ishygddt

>>1006838
There is a such thing as too much muscle, and this is too much for me.

>>1009852
fuck off

>>1009852
maybe it'd do you some good to worry a bit more about heritage, seeing as your country is slowly being overrun by muslim trash

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>>1010552

lol wut? How is that too much muscle? thats a physique that can be obtained naturally, Hell, most people have about that much muscle on them but its hidden by layers of fat.

>Me be "like guys with long hair are gross as hell"
>see this thread
i stand corrected

>>1010552
>There is a such thing as too much muscle, and this is too much for me.
do pro bodybuilders repulse you? post some examples of your ideal amount of muscle

>>1011333
>most people have about that much muscle on them but its hidden by layers of fat.
this is just dumb

Tfw scrawny quiet kid in video production class in San Juan Capistrano grows up to be this>>1006838

He's definitely a cool cat

>>1011339
gross as in "i find long haired guys unattractive" or gross as in "i think long haired guys are filthy and unclean and only shower once a month"

as long as they wash their hair like a normal person, what's the problem?

>>1011333
>Hell, most people have about that much muscle on them but its hidden by layers of fat.

fatass in denial alert

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>>1011341
nope not dumb. Even morbidly obese fat fucks have a shit-ton of muscle. The problem is when they lose weight a lot of the mass they lose is muscle. When you lose weight the body prefers to use muscle for energy because its more "nutrient" and we needed fat to keep us warm in the colder months (basically, an evolutionary adaptation).

Another example to prove my point are pro bodybuilders that bulk and get as big and fat as possible. The advantage they have over the average joe is that they take steroids (and a fat burner called clenbuterol) which are "anti-catabolic" That means it inhibits the use of muscle as a source of energy so far more fat is lost. Whats left is a lean and musclular physique;

pic related. Steroids don't necessarily make you bigger in a short amount of time as much as they promote fat expenditure as energy moreso than muscle

>>1011356
i'm 6'1 205

oh and see my post >>1011361

>>1011364
>i'm 6'1 205
that sounds really heavy for your height. post a pic?

>>1011371

I would but i'm black and I know how 4chan is towards anyone that isn't aryan.

>>1011381
interesting... gay black guy who's into buff, long-haired white guys. i want to see you fucking a viking god.

>>1011386
it would be like making thor his bitch. that's hot.

>>1011396
but 6'1 @205 isn't even that big. Everyone expects me to be a top when most of the time I wouldn't mind try bottoming.

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>>1011381

No, we're just against attention-whoring niggers with victim complexes.

>>1011381
you sound hot, but this comment killed it for me.

>>1012038
what is Björk doing in /hm/

>>1012072
apparently being a racist

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No Alexander Ludwig yet?

>>1012272
Gosh them Nords top the gayest hairstyles among Europeans. worldwide title goes to east Asians.

>>1012279
>gayest hairstyles among Europeans
i always thought there was an abundance of gay looking metrosexuals in the uk.

>>1012284
just london

anywhere else with those hairstyles, they're just gay

>>1012291
i wonder if that's true. and if it is, why

>>1012279
has to have his hair done for photo shoot, calls him gay hair.

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>>1012077

>Crying about racism on 4chan

>>1012303
who said anything about crying? lol weirdo <3

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How has this thread seriously survived so long with no mention of Chris Hemsworth? What the fuck /hm/? What the fuck?

>>1012072
She is a handsome Nordic man obviously

>>1012354
too australian-looking? literal god though.

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Seriously, no Mads Mikkelsen?

>>1012420
You make it sound like there's something wrong with the land down under..

>>1013264

You make it sound like you don't understand context and context-based behavior. This be a viking thread not an australian thread. Nor is it a australian-looking cinema viking thread.

>>1013262
stop it he's almost as ugly as benedict cumberbatch

get some fucking taste you faggots jfc ugly actors get ONE mainstream tv role and suddenly homos are cloying for their probably hideous and or tiny cock

>>1013363
stop telling me who to like

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>Vikings thread
>Only one pic from the tv show

Here, let me help

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>>1014142

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>>1014547

>>1014547
>>1014548
Noice

>>1011361
oh gawd that dude on the left.

>>1013363
baby why are you so mad

>>1014548
d-does he have a name

>>1012038
that dude who tried to kill björk called her a nigger lover, so yeah, i guess she could be a nigger.

>>1017095
God

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>>1014143
>>1014142
>>1014140
>>1014139
they better fucking get that ludwig dude naked at some point

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>>1013262
second on more Mads

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heres fantasy thor ..
i wonder the insipration for it..

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heres fantasy thor ..
i wonder the insipration for it..
..

source/orginal?

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>>1006838
Love this guy. Drummer for Swedish metal vand Amaranthe. Morten Lowe Sorensen!

>>1011333

Vandal Savage is sexy as fuck.

>>1021006

Hot. Do you know the source of the original?

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>>1020730
yes please

>>1013262
>that photoshoot

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Oh yesssss

>>1006838
black male here, would totally worship tall viking white male with big dick. Shame i probably have to fly to norway or something to ever find one

>>1014716
The guy on the left is the same on the right. He lost a shit-ton of fat with clenbuterol.

>>1007527
Hair is way too long... who wants to date a chick with a beard and stache...

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>>1006838

>>1014143
ewwww

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>>1014547
>>1014548
Someone being that beautiful should be a crime.

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>>1026050

Nobody wants to date a chick with a flat chest, short hair, and a cock either

And yet look at all these twink threads we've been having!

Far and away, the best thread on /hm/.

>>1027815
Source?

>>1027815
bttms face "bahaha what will my evil plan be next" and lol at the construction fetish

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also some dude off facebook

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>>1006838
Steffan Norgaard

Hnnnngg

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A friend of mine. I think he's actually Scandinavian or something.

pweeety pls any freddyfairhair ????

>>1029184
Yes but EWWWWW

>>1008394
Out of all of them that I've seen, probably about 98% have been clean, save for when they were sweaty after working out. Maybe you just live in a dirty place.

>>1008452
the body takes work. it isn't just something that happens. Brock was pretty skinny before he started working out a lot and stuff.

>>1008455
From what I've seen from his FB page, he's actually pretty nice!

>>1011333
>most people have about that much muscle on them but it's hidden by layers of fat.
No, most people do not have that much muscle on them, you fucking retard. You have to work out to get that physique, but it is very possible to get it naturally. It just takes work and dedication.

>>1029184
He looks kind of like a guy I went to HS with, but he's never grown his hair out like that, as far as I know.

>>1031331
Moar

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more

>>1014548
..........hmm. well. guess I'm gay now.

>>1014143
Britney Spears?

>>1031331
>>1031352
mfw this looks like my husband

>>1014143
what episode was this from? I don't remember it at all.