What is your favorite epic rap battle of history

philosophers one

>"sun tzu I'll be picking apart your wu with my method, man"

heh

I like being shot in the face

Rasputin vs Stalin

Lenins lines about the revolution were fire.

Einstein vs Hawking was easily the best.

Please stop

Vader / Hitler 3 was pretty funny
> You wrote a little book
> got'em fired up
> Had a Beer Hall Putsch
> got'em fired up
> When your bunker started geting fired up
> You put a gun in your mouth and fired up
meh. Gets me everytime, dunno why.

>>687993
this

>>687886
Jobs V. Gates or Hannibal Lector v. Jack the Ripper

Elvis v. MJ was pretty dope too

the TMNT vs artists was pretty dank

I enjoyed Stan Lee vs Jim Henson for their riffs and the special guest.

>>688390
>Hannibal Lector v. Jack the Ripper
My man

>>687931
Yeah it was pretty clear that the people who made it believed in the "bad Stalin not so bad Lenin" myth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOm_2dGzqp0

>>691409

> You can grow my wheat for me after you're beaten
> Not corn

>>688390
>>691360

Thanks for that. I had never seen that one.

>>687902
In that vid Nietzsche said he's "the fliest nihilist"
Those bastards have no idea what they're talking about

>>691409

As a Brit I was amused at the line about "dismembering any emporer's pasty white hordes". Really Shaka, what about Empress Victoria's?

>>691781
Didn't she become queen after he died?

>>691862

Don't make me look like a fool on the Internet, anon. ;_;

>>691767
>fliest nihilist
Excellent rhymes but if they wanted to use that they should have brought in Stirner or something

>>691767
Early nietzsche didn't like nihilism

Late nietzsche did

>>691869
You did the moment you mentioned you were a subhuman Anglo

>>691398
At least Lenin actually attempted to work towards a Communist society, even if he was an asshole and had no idea how to do it. Stalin simply did not give a shit.

>>691889
So is that why subhumanity is eternal?

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>>691889

>>691898
Lenin coined the term "useful idiot." He believed in communism to a certain point. He introduced NEP after all. I think he was only an extremist who could do the same in the name of any ideology. His family was reasonably wealthy. Enough to pay for his wife's operation in Switzerland. Also he didn't like Russians.

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Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye remains a favourite, closely followed by Edison vs Tesla.

Lot of historic details tossed in, like Newton drinking mercury, and Edison "electociding" a dog.

Suggestions for next season:

Titanic vs Iceberg
Richard M Nixon vs Pierre Elliot Trudeau
Rommel vs Patton
JFK vs Oswald
Napoleon vs Wellington

>they unironically enjoy this cringe-worthy bullshit
Christ, this board was a mistake.

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>>691999
No shit senpai

>>691999
Trips don't lie

>>687902
I'm sorry but what does that even mean? I'm Finnish so English isn't my first language. Is there some work it's referencing?

einstein vs hawking
gandhi vs mlk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfkR5o_bcSg

Best because of Dan Bulls sideburns.

>>691999
>people enjoy things that i do not

>>692005
i hope that anon got spammed with responses calling him a faggot, otherwise the board really has gone to shit

>>692043
he wasn't.
The thread died after a couple of replies but the redditor went unchallenged

>>688335
> You put a gun in your mouth and fired up
But Hitler escaped to Argentina.

>>692022
Sun Tzu's full name was Sun Wu and he was a minister for the Wu state.

Method Man is an American rapper and part of the Wu-Tang Clan rap group.

>>692082
He definitely didn't put his gun in his mouth.

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>>692037

Fun fact: my Scottish grandmother used to refer to sideburns as "bugger's grips."

>>692132
kek

>>692090
You forgot the Socratic Method

>>692043
>>692048
Or you guys are just autists who can't tell when someone is not being serious.

sigh... this board has gone to shit

>>691888
Late nietzsche was absolutely nuts anyways

>>692237
No, there's a difference between shitposting 4chan style, and speaking 9gag/tumblr style

>>692259
The user might have attempted a technique called "Bait", which if that was the case you have fallen for.

>>687915
Someone get this hothead outta here

>>692259
They're both pretty retarded aren't they?

>>687931
that whole episode was really good

>>691999
ERBH is more /his/ than the nth LOL I'M SO CHRISTAIN GUIZE FUCK FEDORAS :DDD thread.

>>692270
Doubt it.
This is the second most autistic board after /pol/

>>692237
>sigh...

>>692090
>>692171
Also Wu as in "woo", like bullshit or nonsense. It's such a dense line.

Rasputin vs Stalin desu

"Look into my eyes, you perverted withc ! See the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch !"

>>691706
Please no, corn father.