>1793-94 in France >be Representant en mission from the National Convention >BTFO royalist traitors in Lyons and the Véndee >round up all of the local priests and nobles in a field outside of town >open fire with cannons >desecrate churches and religious cemeteries >get drunk on communion wine
Rome under Augustus, would be so cool to see the Empire at its peak and see hard proof of things we only think we know. Catch a gladiator match in the Colosseum, watch some chariot racing, fuck my brains out in an orgy while blitzed on a nice Falernian. Join a legion, discover new civilizations and destroy them.
Late 1400's. Just cause I think its the most interesting period. Plate armor, knights, epic sieges. Chivalry and brutality, jousting, highway men and sleazy taverns.
The 1800's. Experience the Napoleonic wars, the Civil War, the rise of industrialism and the age of steam. Discover the West, go on a gold hunt and fight injuns at the frontier. Experience decadence in Paris and the dreariness of Londons East End. Colonise new worlds, kill some Zulus and see what its like to be a part of the Western gold age.
>you will never experience any of these things
Fuck me. To be honest I think I would rather have been a part of any other era than this one. Atleast we have the dankest memes.
I'd go to Napoleonic Britain and sign on with a merchant ship. I get to learn the ways of a ship, and a few things can happen here -everything works out fine -I get pressed by a Royal Navy ship and get to live out Master and Commander -we get taken as a prize by a French ship and I, as an American (depending on the stage of the war, either a neutral or semi-allied party, also je parle un peu de français) , sign on with them -we get taken as a prize by an American ship and I sign on with them -I die in some way or another, but die living life to the fullest
I'd take a big thing of multivitamins so I don't fall prey to some bullshit deficiency.
>>682521 >go back to ~1850 >get cash >start nice farm somwhere in Africa where there is little malaria >import qt wife >be nice to locals so when the decide to kill da white man your family will be spared >in spare time catalogue flora and fauna of the region >what_a_time_to_be_alive.jpg Or at least that's what the eternal Anglo wants me to belive
Pre-Columbian America would have been neat, it would have been interesting to be able to see the mythology and stories we've lost from the Aztec, Mayan and Incan civilization. Turn of the 19th century USA as well, becoming a Mountain Man, living in the vast untamed wilderness, enjoying the limitless freedom that that lifestyle allows.
>>682874 You're right, colonists own the land they invade by the right of conquest, while immigrants rely completely on the mercy of the natives who could easily round them up and deport them or put them in gas chambers at any time.
>>682808 Been to sub-saharan Africa a few times now and talked with the colonials that are left. All of them basically said "yeah my father/grandpa just played along when they achieved independence, so we got to keep our shit".
Newsflash: Africans are humans too, resoect is respect.
>>682521 Back to the very early saxon migration period. I might end up living in a fucking pit house, but I'll found the shit out of a kingdom, invent crop rotation ahead of time, and sew the seeds of a Unified Britain, just to fuck with Charlemagne even more than Emperor Coenwulf.
Oh, and stab the fuck out of Ida. Fuck the sons of Ida. Hard.
>>682663 Please remember that we now have better nutrition, better food in basically every way, longer lifespans, more comfortable lives, foam mattresses, the fucking internet, pornography, comfortable chairs, good clothes, polyfibers, rational and sensible thought (By comparison), and a significantly reduced chance of getting fucking shanked.
>>682521 I'd go back to the 19th century and find max Stirner and bang his disgusting whore of a wife, then write a book full of cuck memes and create a phiosophy based on cuckoldry as an alternative to spooks
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