Based on a literal undertanding of the Old Testament / Hebrew Bible / Tanakh shouldn't we worship Lucifer rather than Yahweh?
Satan gave us our love of knowledge and never hurt anyone except based on Yahweh's explicit orders (Book of Job).
Meanwhile Yahweh killed and hurt millions just for fun.
You can do better than that, anon, surely.
Actually, us Jews think that the whole episode was a prophetic vision, since "talking to God" necessarily involves a trance or a dream state unless you're Moses, who was a bit of a Gary Stu in that regard.