eternal /his/ humour general

>>678863
where's the Zhuge Liang version

requesting Bolshevik/Soviet Union humor

>>678997
>>678995
post more of these

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>>679009

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>>678873
>not 'trapped in the peasant'

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>>679009

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>>679040
come on man

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I won

>>679062
>The Greeks contributed many things to our culture
>comment: So many :)

>this was before they were introduced to the paper's true power level

>>679062
Kekd multiple times

I really hope this is real.

>>679062
>>679087
i found something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCzxTzof_Pk

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Dumping

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>>679126
This turned into a rant really fast. I just wanted to here the story not your problems with your friend dude

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>>679062
>this is a folk tale not a god damn Oxy Clean Commercial

Fucking lost it

>>679062
>works cited
>tubgirl.com

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That's all I'll dump for now

>>679062
>This is page 3

This fucking mad man. Toppest of keks

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I was giggling while writing this and then read it again and it is pretty shit. Feel free to make it better. I'm proud of the Bear Cartoon at least.

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Robespierre so much, I had all of his speeches and quotes
>I pray to Robespierre every night before bed, thanking him for the Revolution I’ve been given
>"Maximilien is love" I say; “Maximilien is the Revolution”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Liberté
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Maximilien François Marie Isidore de Robespierre
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my Committee of Public Safety.”
>He grabs me with his powerful incorruptible hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Robespierre
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the Revolution
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Maximilien
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his fraternity
>My dad walks in
>Robespierre looks him straight in the eyes and says “Pity is treason.”
>Robespierre leaves through my window
>The next morning, I find my dad decapitated
>The Terror is love. The Terror is life.

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>>679628
Does anyone have the French version of this?

>>679171
Damn straight

>>679971
Finally something that I haven't seen before AND that is funny
Everything from these threads that doesn't come from /int/, /gsg/ or other is utter shit

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>>679985

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>>679991
Haven't come there for a couple of weeks
Anything new?

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>>680021

>>680039
SCIPIO AFRICANUS

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>>680039
>>680065

>>680087
That is one valuable commodity he's made of

>>680087
FUCK

I WANTED TO WRITE THAT BUT THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SOMEONE I DIDN"T KNOW

FUUUUUUUCK

>>680102
clam down m80

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>>680102

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>>680115

>>679985
those trebuchet and "relationship vs [historical event]" ones are reddit as fuck desu

>>679567
I like it the way it is

>>679062
I'm actually lightheaded after laughing at this non-stop for the past five minutes. This shouldn't even be that funny, it's just 8th grade-level lolsorandumbXD shit. Nice job trying to kill me, m8.

>>679185
I... I am ashamed but... I'd torrent it

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>>680825

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>>680835

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>>680835

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>>679062
>That sudden Dr Dre
>61% D-
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N

>>680842
>Milanese
>Not Venetian

>>680862
>Blaming the Venetians
>Not totally what the Milanese want you to think

>>680866
Maybe we should agree on never trusting Italians in general

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>>678853
We doing snails and knights?

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>>680886

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>>680887
This one is my favourite. It's like the snails are hovering or crawling on a ledge the calligrapher couldn't be bothered drawing.

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>>680890
Aaaand I'm spent.

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>>680879
I am Italian. And Rom. How can I trust myself?

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REEEE

>>680898
Rom or sinti.
I am an italian loathed minority too

>>680971
"Dialectical materialism works like cocaine, let's say. If you sniff it once or twice, it may not change your life. If you use it day after day, though, it will make you into an addict, a different man." - N. Ceausescu

>>680967
Zingari, Naples region. Great grandma was well off Italian daughter of a brown shirt, Great grandpa was a Romani circus performer. Eloped and fled the country when shit got bad and family started being shipped north to camps.

Pashta Rom? Den prahl?

>>680967
>>680986
Whats funny is that all you gypsy fucks should be exterminated.

Sage for off topic.

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>>680996
/pol/ go home.

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>>681013

>>680132
This, desu.

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Don't know why this ancient banter is never mentioned about C. Julius Caesar here.
source: suetonius

>>678995
If any of the Crusaders approached human decency, it was Godfrey.

>>681049

Wait, so Octavius, as in Augustus, called Caesar essentially a faggot?

>>680092
Will you serve him?

>>681069
This is a different Octavius mate, not DIVVS AVGVSTVS

>>679985
sorry but its not funny its been posted before you newfag

>>678858
I want this movie

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Who drawed this shit?

>>678997
>top tier coat of arms
rebellious prick drawing

>>681538
Someone add a DRAGONED to this shit

>>681069
At the time, it was considered one of the highest compliments you could pay a man.

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>>681538
*drew

Post trolley problems

>>681741

I can almost hear it in my head.

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>>681743

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>>681741
>Achin' for Aachen

>>681538
>>681603
Is that Elizabeth the Catholic?

>>678870
Fuc, I am totally overreacting but that was some good, awesome shit. I get that this is supposed to be a joke but the underlying truth is too passionate to toss aside.

>>679062
I really hope this thing is real.
t. Teacher

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>>681909
He wrote it but didn't submit it.

>>679062
holy shit I remember reading this years ago

>>679062
>fuck
-1
>shit
-1
>gay
-7

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>>682065
Funniest thing is the hottentot women did actually look like that

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>>682288

>>682288
i'm ashamed but i'd tap it...

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>>682288

An eunuch

...

With a hernia

>>682288
fuck me, you could design new positions with this shit.

>>682607
Got this one without all the greentext? Need to edit it to make fun of my friends

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>>682635
>one reverse image search later
Here you go.

>>682607

>national socialist realism

if you're a naturalist illustrator who is really good at drawing adoring faces and benevolent bureaucrats and soldiers and idealised landscapes, life in a totalitarian dictatorship must be pretty fucking sweet.

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HOW YOU WANT YOUR PAINTINGS SENPAI

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oc

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>>682818

>>681741
>achin' for aachen
>not 'aix-la-chapelle, straight into hell'

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>>681737

>>680039
WUZ FRANKZ

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>>682288
Checked

>>681771
>>681743
these are pure gold

>>678863
This made me kek loudly but
>corn not mentioned

>>681785
It gives you the names in the first and, while I can't read well what it says, it definitely doesn't say Isabel.

>>682067
kek isn't that Alexander?

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>>683726
I'm from /tg/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o

Assuming this has made the rounds around here.

>>678870
hugely underrated

>>679191
a fine expression of art, see that golden ratio finger print ? thats what im talkin bout niggu

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>>683720
GET OUT

>>680087
Howdy, Germanic servants!
Check it out, I'm made of gold!
t. Charlemange

>>681538
>>681603
Cucked by Satan himself

>>679062
http://www.amazon.com/Two-Sane-Zachary-Philip-Freeman/dp/0615909620
>About the Author
Zachary Philip Freeman is an artist in all mediums and genres, and he has two different personalities whom are forced to share the same mind. He suffers from many forms of mental illness, which are Disassociate Identity Disorder, Bipolar Disorder, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, and Attention Deficit Disorder. While in college Zachary wrote the infamous Internet meme, “Plains, Trains, and Plantains.”

>>683769
That guy glosses over a lot of shit but at least it's funny.

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>>681569

>>682818
awful, not even close to funny
>inb4 hurr durr trump supporter

>>680898
Kill yourself you unfunny zingaro di merda

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>>681538
uncanny

Requesting "muh legions".

>>684618
Ssucchiare il culo madri

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>>684727
I got you Familiae

>>679062
lol

>>678870
Why are engineering ethics classes such a meme? I understand that they are important, so shouldn't they be taken more seriously?

>>682818
gay

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>>682818

>>683720
Nicky was kind of an aspie.

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>>682818
>insulting the soon-to-be God Emperor
get a load of this faggot

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>>682818
>>/plebbit/

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>>684912
>>684929
>>684933
>samefagging this hard

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>>684959
>implying

>>684783
So you lied about being italian

>>685015
I speak Romani, Cajun French and English. My mother was the the last generation to learn Italian.

And we're Zingari: Italian Rom. My Great grandmother is 100% Italian, the rest are Italian Romani.

Not that it really matters. They have been fucking eachother so long, its pretty muddy.

>>685036
Gross

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>>684959
>comes to TrumpChan
>doesn't expect to get stumped
LITERALLY rebbit

>>685039
Meh, you're mother said the same thing when you slid out.

>>684959
>>684973
>>685050
You are the samefag, samefag.

>>685057
All babies are ugly, tripfag.

>>685057
You dirty wop you one of the scum of the Erath

We pure Ayran scots are the best

>>685050
WITH RUBIO YOU"RE COOLIO

>>685072
>tfw Christie pointed out Rubio is a meme loving fuck.

>>685072
I'm tremendously dissapointed that the Republican 2016 ticket won't be Paul/Cruz.

I was looking forward to buying
>Randpage/Cruz Missile 2016
paraphernalia.

>>685064
Point, but she nearly kept the afterbirth. The doc had to fish you out of the bin.

>>685065
>Pure
>Scots

I have some bad news....

>>685076
>meme loving fuck.
no, but he pointed out that Rubio is a horrible orator.

Sad because I wanted to see how Trump and Rubio would duke it out. Still, Rubio is gaining in the polls despite his shitfest at the debates and relatively bad turnout at the primary. So there's hope for my Cubanbot

>>685078
Both are too anti establishment for them to do well in the election. Throw in someone more moderate for either role and im in (like the GOAT Romney/Ryan duo)

>tfw no Rubio/Paul duo
I want my robot candidate to have a libertarian VP :(

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>>685120
>Both are too anti establishment for them to do well in the election.
Shit m8 the whole reason Trump and Sanders are doing so well is because they're anti-establishment. Cruz is up there too because he's building on the anti-establishment wave.

Paul's problem was that he wasn't coming off as anti-establishment enough to really get votes. While he's the most libertarian of the current candidates, he's not enough to really get the rabid libertarian following like his father did, but he still took to the idea of
>hey I'll actually try to peddle reasonable ideas
Which doesn't work at all during primaries.

>>685120
>no, but he pointed out that Rubio is a horrible orator.
Because he speaks in memes.

>Poor Immigrants, came over with nothing
>Let's dispose of this notion that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing.

>>685138
>"I'm going to invade France, and I'll make THEM pay for it!"

>>685138
I know, but in order to keep the establishment or more centrist republicans from jumping ship, or worse voting for Hillary, they'd have to get someone who can sway them (i.e. someone from the political establishment). I know this is getting ahead of ones self when it comes to the primaries, but when it comes down to the last few, they're gonna have to look at people who are opposite to what they are/stand for in order to try to win over as much of the republican voter base as possible.

Again I will use the example of Romney/Ryan

though they are both establishment, Romney is more of a social conservative (religion, 2nd amendment ect...) while Ryan is a fiscal conservative (lower taxes, decrease size of government, only government handout is to those who help make weapons for Army ect...).

Ryan/Romney balanced each other out so that even if you didn't like Romney's social conservatism, you could still get behind Ryan as VP

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>>685168
Yeah I understand what you mean. Unfortunately, the primaries tend to encourage extremism on both sides (just tonight both Sanders and Clinton were talking about how they'd cut the F-35), so you end up with crazy shit like Trump. I know most peoples' worst nightmares are a Trump vs Hillary final election.

In that case, I think I'd actually prefer Trump, if only to remind the left why the Federal government (and especially the president) is supposed to be incapable of getting anything substantial done without a ridiculous amount of popular support.

>>685165
>We don't win anymore, Auschria is making profit off of german lands, because they have smart leaders!

>>>/pol/

>>679249
kek

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>>681737

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we YLYL now?

>>685187
>how they'd cut the F-35
I hear from everyone I know, left and right, how the F-35 is total garbage.

>>685187
>Cut the F-35
>Restore the Iowa Class
I'm liking this election cycle!

>>685194
>"People say I don't like Russia. I love Russia. I go to Russia all the time, and they love me there. They come here they LOVE renting my farmland."

>>679062
>This is my thesis statement
And that's when I knew I was reading gold.

>>685564
The F-35 is total garbage.

t. Air Force guy

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>>684857

Thanks anon.

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>>685564
Well then everyone you know is retarded. Hop on over to one of the daily threads on /k/ about it, but the general idea is
>longer range, higher payload, equal or better maneuverability compared to everything it replaces
>absurdly good sensors and avionics
>cheapest of all comparable aircraft on the market

All the complaints largely come from clickbait sites misreprsenting government reports and tests or self-described "experts" like Pierre Spey who have been consistently proven wrong across their entire career.

If you compare the program to any previous fighter program since the F-15, you'll find similar (and often worse) reports from the government during testing about various flaws. All went over budget and behind schedule, and all were filled with countless flaws at their introduction - most notably the F-16.

>>686484
ehre preußens

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>>678865

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>>684857
>>684727

>>686484
ehre preußens

>>681741
Someone should get /mu/ to actually turn this into an album

>>681538
A little known fact, the concept of dragon dildos has been around for nearly as long as we have.

>>681028
Harald Hardrada?

>>686484
He was a total hateful cunt.

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>>689435
>>681741

It already is

>>689566
the history of christopher lee is fascinating, I have researched each and every one of his ancestors leading back to charlemagne and his achievements in ww2 and acting

>>679249
Holy fuck, I knew something was coming, but holy shit it made me laugh like a fucking retard.

>>689566
I SHED THE BLOOD OF THE SAXON MEN

>>682539
Underrated post

>>679971
Holy shit, this was great.

>>680904
This site hates tumblr but they're not that different from us

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Still smarter than the average /his/ poster when it comes to Rome and all things Roman.

>>690150
Greek fire can't melt lead pipes.

>>690468

Troy was literally an inside job

>>690508

Edomites did it you fucking wine-darkpilled helot

>pls gib gyro XDDDD

"We give thanks for this regulation of Yours'!" (repeated 23x)
"You have removed the ambiguities of the imperial constitutions!" (reapeated 23x)
"Pious emperors thus wisely plan!" (26x)
"You wisely provide for lawsuits. You provide for the public peace!" (25x)
"Let many copies of the Code be made to be kept in the governmental offices!" (10x)
"Let them be kept under seal in the public bureaus!" (20x)
"In order that the established laws may not be falsified, let many copies be made!" (25x)
"In order that the established laws may not be falsified, let all copies be written out in letters!" (18x)
"To this copy which wil be made by the constititutionaries, let no annotations upon the law be added" (12x)
"We request that copies to be kept in the imperial bureaus shall be made at the public expense!" (16x)
"We ask that no laws be promulgated in reply to supplications!" (21x)
"All the rights of landowners are thrown into confusion by such surreptitious actions!" (17x)

>>679249
what a stupid comic

>>691989
that's Zen Pencils for you
>take inspirational quote
>turn it into a comic showing why everyone who bullied you in high school for being a faggot is wrong
>profit
http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Zen_Pencils

>>692074
typeface for seljuqs http://www.fonts2u.com/orkun.font

>>685454
>No /tg/ or /vg/

But why?

>>692074
>trusting immigrants from a culture you are at war with

>>679009
this is the most pleb tier humour this board has to offer

If you unironically find this funny, kill yourself

>>692345
because you won't shut up about it
We get it you're here!

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>>691668
Really shows how incompetent the Greeks were, that they failed miserably even though their attitude was the polar opposite of that in the comic.

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>>682288

>>682935
>>684578
>>684906
>>684912
>>684933
>>684929
Why are trump fags so easily triggered

>>694318
Trumpfags are basically just the opposite side of the feminist coin

>>694318
>replying to day-old posts
You aren't going to bait me, fag.

>>694160
i love these

kinf of jelly of gingers desu, it's a pretty cool look, and ginger girls are qt as fuck

>>694309
Looking fertile as fuck.

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>>679062
>not posting superior report

>>691668
>hungary in croatia
triggered

>>682813
>Robert Downey Jr discussing his payment for Iron Cross Man