come on man
This turned into a rant really fast. I just wanted to here the story not your problems with your friend dude
>this is a folk tale not a god damn Oxy Clean Commercial
Fucking lost it
I was giggling while writing this and then read it again and it is pretty shit. Feel free to make it better. I'm proud of the Bear Cartoon at least.
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Robespierre so much, I had all of his speeches and quotes
>I pray to Robespierre every night before bed, thanking him for the Revolution I’ve been given
>"Maximilien is love" I say; “Maximilien is the Revolution”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Liberté
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Maximilien François Marie Isidore de Robespierre
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my Committee of Public Safety.”
>He grabs me with his powerful incorruptible hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Robespierre
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the Revolution
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Maximilien
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his fraternity
>My dad walks in
>Robespierre looks him straight in the eyes and says “Pity is treason.”
>Robespierre leaves through my window
>The next morning, I find my dad decapitated
>The Terror is love. The Terror is life.
Haven't come there for a couple of weeks
I'm actually lightheaded after laughing at this non-stop for the past five minutes. This shouldn't even be that funny, it's just 8th grade-level lolsorandumbXD shit. Nice job trying to kill me, m8.
>That sudden Dr Dre
M A D M A N
This one is my favourite. It's like the snails are hovering or crawling on a ledge the calligrapher couldn't be bothered drawing.
I am Italian. And Rom. How can I trust myself?
"Dialectical materialism works like cocaine, let's say. If you sniff it once or twice, it may not change your life. If you use it day after day, though, it will make you into an addict, a different man." - N. Ceausescu
Zingari, Naples region. Great grandma was well off Italian daughter of a brown shirt, Great grandpa was a Romani circus performer. Eloped and fled the country when shit got bad and family started being shipped north to camps.
Pashta Rom? Den prahl?
/pol/ go home.
Don't know why this ancient banter is never mentioned about C. Julius Caesar here.
He wrote it but didn't submit it.
Funniest thing is the hottentot women did actually look like that
>one reverse image search later
Here you go.
>national socialist realism
if you're a naturalist illustrator who is really good at drawing adoring faces and benevolent bureaucrats and soldiers and idealised landscapes, life in a totalitarian dictatorship must be pretty fucking sweet.
>About the Author
Zachary Philip Freeman is an artist in all mediums and genres, and he has two different personalities whom are forced to share the same mind. He suffers from many forms of mental illness, which are Disassociate Identity Disorder, Bipolar Disorder, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, and Attention Deficit Disorder. While in college Zachary wrote the infamous Internet meme, “Plains, Trains, and Plantains.”
>insulting the soon-to-be God Emperor
get a load of this faggot
I speak Romani, Cajun French and English. My mother was the the last generation to learn Italian.
And we're Zingari: Italian Rom. My Great grandmother is 100% Italian, the rest are Italian Romani.
Not that it really matters. They have been fucking eachother so long, its pretty muddy.
>comes to TrumpChan
>doesn't expect to get stumped
>meme loving fuck.
no, but he pointed out that Rubio is a horrible orator.
Sad because I wanted to see how Trump and Rubio would duke it out. Still, Rubio is gaining in the polls despite his shitfest at the debates and relatively bad turnout at the primary. So there's hope for my Cubanbot
Both are too anti establishment for them to do well in the election. Throw in someone more moderate for either role and im in (like the GOAT Romney/Ryan duo)
>tfw no Rubio/Paul duo
I want my robot candidate to have a libertarian VP :(
>Both are too anti establishment for them to do well in the election.
Shit m8 the whole reason Trump and Sanders are doing so well is because they're anti-establishment. Cruz is up there too because he's building on the anti-establishment wave.
Paul's problem was that he wasn't coming off as anti-establishment enough to really get votes. While he's the most libertarian of the current candidates, he's not enough to really get the rabid libertarian following like his father did, but he still took to the idea of
>hey I'll actually try to peddle reasonable ideas
Which doesn't work at all during primaries.
>no, but he pointed out that Rubio is a horrible orator.
Because he speaks in memes.
>Poor Immigrants, came over with nothing
>Let's dispose of this notion that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing.
I know, but in order to keep the establishment or more centrist republicans from jumping ship, or worse voting for Hillary, they'd have to get someone who can sway them (i.e. someone from the political establishment). I know this is getting ahead of ones self when it comes to the primaries, but when it comes down to the last few, they're gonna have to look at people who are opposite to what they are/stand for in order to try to win over as much of the republican voter base as possible.
Again I will use the example of Romney/Ryan
though they are both establishment, Romney is more of a social conservative (religion, 2nd amendment ect...) while Ryan is a fiscal conservative (lower taxes, decrease size of government, only government handout is to those who help make weapons for Army ect...).
Ryan/Romney balanced each other out so that even if you didn't like Romney's social conservatism, you could still get behind Ryan as VP
Yeah I understand what you mean. Unfortunately, the primaries tend to encourage extremism on both sides (just tonight both Sanders and Clinton were talking about how they'd cut the F-35), so you end up with crazy shit like Trump. I know most peoples' worst nightmares are a Trump vs Hillary final election.
In that case, I think I'd actually prefer Trump, if only to remind the left why the Federal government (and especially the president) is supposed to be incapable of getting anything substantial done without a ridiculous amount of popular support.
Well then everyone you know is retarded. Hop on over to one of the daily threads on /k/ about it, but the general idea is
>longer range, higher payload, equal or better maneuverability compared to everything it replaces
>absurdly good sensors and avionics
>cheapest of all comparable aircraft on the market
All the complaints largely come from clickbait sites misreprsenting government reports and tests or self-described "experts" like Pierre Spey who have been consistently proven wrong across their entire career.
If you compare the program to any previous fighter program since the F-15, you'll find similar (and often worse) reports from the government during testing about various flaws. All went over budget and behind schedule, and all were filled with countless flaws at their introduction - most notably the F-16.
Still smarter than the average /his/ poster when it comes to Rome and all things Roman.
"We give thanks for this regulation of Yours'!" (repeated 23x)
"You have removed the ambiguities of the imperial constitutions!" (reapeated 23x)
"Pious emperors thus wisely plan!" (26x)
"You wisely provide for lawsuits. You provide for the public peace!" (25x)
"Let many copies of the Code be made to be kept in the governmental offices!" (10x)
"Let them be kept under seal in the public bureaus!" (20x)
"In order that the established laws may not be falsified, let many copies be made!" (25x)
"In order that the established laws may not be falsified, let all copies be written out in letters!" (18x)
"To this copy which wil be made by the constititutionaries, let no annotations upon the law be added" (12x)
"We request that copies to be kept in the imperial bureaus shall be made at the public expense!" (16x)
"We ask that no laws be promulgated in reply to supplications!" (21x)
"All the rights of landowners are thrown into confusion by such surreptitious actions!" (17x)
that's Zen Pencils for you
>take inspirational quote
>turn it into a comic showing why everyone who bullied you in high school for being a faggot is wrong
Really shows how incompetent the Greeks were, that they failed miserably even though their attitude was the polar opposite of that in the comic.