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Vespasian did Pompeii. Volcano lava can't melt concrete pillars.
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>implying it wasn't the ghost of Nero
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>>678793
When will the plebs learn that the Hebrews control our ampitheatres? I was at a reenactment of Cannae the other day and there was a Nubian playing Varro!
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Sum Gallus

Ego bonum latinum dico

Ubi Romanae feminae
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>>678820
>he says that
>when we literally raped his country to oblivion

Maximus kek. mosaic
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>>678793
What is with those strange Jews? They cut off their cocks, won't properly fuck a man in the rectum, and refuse to give offerings to Jupiter? Are they a bunch of morons or what? Good thing we destroyed their temple, now we can finally make them eat shrimp like a proper Roman.
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>>678836

wait I was actually coherent?
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>>678793
By vespasian you mean Titus right?
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>>678884
Clearly Vespasian's ghost was the culprit.
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ROMA
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>>679133
It was clearly a warning of Domitian's evil coming.
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>>678884
Vespasian was emperor in August 79
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Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
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Hejsan! Detta är germansk nu.
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Turn from you heresy and worship of false God for there is but one God and one Son of God.

Christ has died. Christ is risen. Christ will come again.
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>>678793
Help me out with this one: there is that young tullius from a rich family who wants to marry my little Claudia. He is quite rich but its subura-rich! I really want them easy talents but I also dont want my daughter married to some little plebeian snob.
Help me /his! What do?
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>>679505
#DECIMATED
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>>680462
We need mosaics of your daughter first
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>>678793
SARMATIA STRONK
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Bhăga, my name is Marcus-mos

I’m a 27 year old Pannonian Dacoboo (Dacia fan for you băiate). I draw Phrygian cap designs on my tabula, and spend my days perfecting my body tattoos and reading about glorious Dacian victories. (Tapae, Porolisso, Tamasisava)

I train with my falx every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through lorica because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon in the ecumene. I bribed the magistrate two years ago to allow me to wield my sica, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Dacian fluently, both Histrian and the Carpatesian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Dacian history and their tarabostic code, which I follow 100%

When I get permission from the king, I am moving to Sarmizegetusa to attend a prestigious feast to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a plumber or an onager designer!

I own several pairs of trousers, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Dacia, so I can fit in easier. I challenge my pater familiae and perform the war cry and speak Dacian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Dacia! Praise Zalmoxis!
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>>678793
WE WUZ FINNS N SHIET
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>>678815
Pls post more Rome memes
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>>680404
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Are you the GOOD SARMATIAN?
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Skal romaniskoz skandijana
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Secundus buggered three men here.
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Secundus is a sodomite and probably punic as well. Praise Jupiter
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What's this stuff about the crucified Jew

Did I miss something?
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>>680834
Are you that youtuber
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This thread needed the famed Bromans.
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>>681650

Why do the cheap Halloween costume stock photos make it so much funnier?
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>>681702
Cheap halloween costumes?
Can't you see Gaius is a fucking consul
and Aulus has an awesome gladiator armor.
What are you, fucking casvl?
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>>678793
Some of you senators are alright. Don't come to the forum tomorrow.
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>>678793
I wet the bed, it was not my fault, there was no chamber pot.
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Vitiges: I'm Ostrogoth
Vitiges: Who are you?
Belisarius: It doesn't matter who I am, nobody cared who I was until I beat up the Vandals
Vitiges: If I assault you, will you die?
Belisarius: It will be very shameful
Vitiges: You're a big guy
Belisarius: For you
Vitiges: Was getting sieged in Rome part of your plan?
Belisarius: Of course!
Vitiges: Well congratulations, you've got yourself sieged, now what's the next step of your master plan?
Belisarius: Crashing your kingdom
Vitiges :-) ---> :-(
Belisarius: With no survivors!
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The Battle of the Teutoburg Forest was a false flag. You've been lied to.
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