>>678793 What is with those strange Jews? They cut off their cocks, won't properly fuck a man in the rectum, and refuse to give offerings to Jupiter? Are they a bunch of morons or what? Good thing we destroyed their temple, now we can finally make them eat shrimp like a proper Roman.
>>678793 Help me out with this one: there is that young tullius from a rich family who wants to marry my little Claudia. He is quite rich but its subura-rich! I really want them easy talents but I also dont want my daughter married to some little plebeian snob. Help me /his! What do?
I’m a 27 year old Pannonian Dacoboo (Dacia fan for you băiate). I draw Phrygian cap designs on my tabula, and spend my days perfecting my body tattoos and reading about glorious Dacian victories. (Tapae, Porolisso, Tamasisava)
I train with my falx every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through lorica because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon in the ecumene. I bribed the magistrate two years ago to allow me to wield my sica, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Dacian fluently, both Histrian and the Carpatesian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Dacian history and their tarabostic code, which I follow 100%
When I get permission from the king, I am moving to Sarmizegetusa to attend a prestigious feast to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a plumber or an onager designer!
I own several pairs of trousers, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Dacia, so I can fit in easier. I challenge my pater familiae and perform the war cry and speak Dacian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Vitiges: I'm Ostrogoth Vitiges: Who are you? Belisarius: It doesn't matter who I am, nobody cared who I was until I beat up the Vandals Vitiges: If I assault you, will you die? Belisarius: It will be very shameful Vitiges: You're a big guy Belisarius: For you Vitiges: Was getting sieged in Rome part of your plan? Belisarius: Of course! Vitiges: Well congratulations, you've got yourself sieged, now what's the next step of your master plan? Belisarius: Crashing your kingdom Vitiges :-) ---> :-( Belisarius: With no survivors!
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