>Anatolia, circa 2000 BC >a Hittite smith is working at the forge >after hammering a hot red piece of metal into a sword he quenches the blade in water and emerges from the forge, wiping sweat from his brow >"at last, the Age of Bronze is finished. With my new invention, I have heralded in the AGE OF IRON! > the entire village breaks out into applause
>be on bus >over hear some Juden sitting behind me >they're talking about how 'oppressed' they are by the Nazi's >decide to ignore them >they keep talking >one of them says 'I can't believe they could be so racist to us' >chuckle to myself as I realise the untermensch don't even realise that as Jews are the controlling class of Germany, you cannot be racist to them >look over my shoulder and tell them this information >they tell me that i'm 'goysplaining' as they laugh to each other >get up and shout to them 'the fact that so many Jews have ruled over Germany for so long only tells you how far Germany is from a truly equal society. The leaders of ages past have long since recognised that the easiest way to run a country is to expel the Jewish menace' >tell them that as the oppresses of Germany, the Nazi's are within their right to protest their rule >and the whole bus applauded
>Caesar: "Man, I sure am beat, I can't believe I managed to get all these cities to submit to Rome." >Cicero: "It's like you made some sort of...Empire...but it's a Roman Empire." >Caesar: "Wait...say that again..."
>>677457 >he's a redditor >on the internet >an anime historyboard >he does it for free >he takes his "discussion" very seriously >he does it because it's the only amount of social interaction he will ever have in his pathetic life >he posts in fun threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack >he whines in threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of pretentious "historians" he still has to read >he will never be a real historian >he will never move out of his parent's house >>he will never be at a healthy weight >he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket >he will never have a girlfriend >he will never have any friends
>>677539 I assume it's a /tv/ meme. It's degenerated in quality though, originally it was quite funny. The joke is that someone was complaining about kitschy writing when the title was included in the text. There are plenty of good examples on /mu/ because title tracks are really common. The only good /his/ example I saw was something like
>Now, go thy ways; thou hast tamed a curst shrew [tm]. I mean come on, Shakespeare!
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