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You're chillen by the Sea of Galilee doing some fishing with your brother when this guy walks up to you and saith unto you, follow me, and I will make you fishers of men.

What do?
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>>676683
Hey aren't you John's disciple who is bitterly pissed about the socio-economic conditions of non-hellenized Jews and want to overthrow Roman occupation?

Good luck with that.

>Cast out my fishing net
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You fish fish you retard now fuck off
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>>676683
What should I do with men? Fuck them? I'm not a persian, also why are you white?
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Uh
*fish start falling out of my pockets*
Y-you too
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>>676683
What do you mean fishers of men?
>I mean fishers of men
Go to the next lake
>There are no men to fish there
What do you mean there are no men to fish there
>I mean there are no men to fish there
Where are you?
>I am at sea
What do you mean you're at sea
>I mean I'm at sea
What are you walking on?
>Water
WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO FISH FOR MEN AT THE SEA
>FUCK YOU
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>>676683
You want me to catch guys by imbedding hooks in their respiratory systems?
The fuck is wrong with you?
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Follow hin wherever heeeee may goooo
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>>676683
I'd say who's this white guy and why's he pretending to be a dead Middle Eastern carpenter.
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>>676754
"because I'm an ancient Hebrew, a levantine variety of semite, not an arab"
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i love you jesus christ
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>you should follow me because my mummy never had dirty dirty sex
>implying he wasn't the most antifun person to be around
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I cast away my earthly goods and check em for the Lord
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