/his/ humor thread

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i dont know what im supposed to post

>>658988
>Sweden
>Chaotic Cuck

>>658988
>shit here come the germans literally riding their ancient navy like a bunch of mexicans
>better roll over and die

anyone got the roman spurdo with the message to carthage?

>>658988
This is all wrong though.

UN is lawful evil. ISIS is chaotic evil. Germany is chaotic good. I don't think there is a neutral good

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Does anyone have the "multi-track drifting" version of pic related?

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>>658908

>>660025
made me actually laugh out loud

hedonism #1 patrician philosophy tho

>>660022
I'm stupid but is this real I'm curious

>>660113
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/bolivia/11729834/Pope-rebukes-Bolivias-President-Evo-Morales-for-gift-of-crucifix-mounted-on-hammer-and-sickle.html

>>660113
As real as it gets. A lot of people on Bolivia are big on Communism.

>>660093
why can't things like this happen

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>>659937
Here you go pham

>>660294
huh? I don't get teh funny

>>660324
>symbolic eating of sausage and being sprinkled with holy water is literally genocide

>>658908

If I wanted humor, I'd ask you for your knowledge of historical events.

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>>660357

>>658908
>watermarked

>>660025
Wait bu wouldn't B bring the least amount or pleasure regardless since the guy will feel more guilty ending (and thus unpleasan) about taking 5 lives as opposed to 2.

>>660024
>implying that ISIS =/= Turkey

>>658988
>UN
[issues letter of condemnation]
W-we showed them!

>>660389
gooby pls come back ;_;

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When will they learn

>>660442
But it won't do the totally sick loop-da-loop.

>>660209
Can someone please post the american one? Also why isn't there more of this.

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>>660279
>Reportedly, Antiochus III made the classic strategical mistake of not doing a single intelligent thing

>>660341
Where in the text does it mention that this forced conversation = genocide?

>>661489
conversation got damn it!

>>661489
>>661494

Why on earth is it so hard for me to spell conversion all of a sudden!?

>>660279
>If we wanted a failed state, we'd go to Carthage

Every fucking time.

God i love /his/ humour. it's the best combo of le epic memes and witty humour.

>>658988
>US not chaotic good or lawful evil
>Sweden
>wealthy

>>660371
>Social skills
I kek'd

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>tfw other 4fags claim that they did it

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Chiang Kai Shrek

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Oh and the classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY

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>>660225
Nice

>>661835
Kek

I love the historical Onion articles, I read a book full of them before

>>661313
P sure that's a child's armor

>>661800
Made me think of the siege of Antioch which actually was an inside job.

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>>660279

>>661521
Kek

>>660025

taking a life is a tragedy
taking five lives is a statistic

>>659921
10/10

/his/ confirmed for dankest memes along with /fit/

>>662115
>/fit/

>>661313
this is at the metropolitan right? i was there last week

>>660113
Correct. A friend of Pope Francis, a priest and professed socialist who fled to Bolivia, died and bequeathed that homemade crucifix to Evo Morales. So he gave it to the Pope.

>>659945
11/10 file name

>>660028
ebin

>>659921
i will never not laugh at this

>>659921
god that was fucking hysterical seeing that pic for the first time

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This was on my youtube homepage, thought someone might like it

>>662020
Constantinople was an inside job too
Someone left a small sidegate opened

>>662011
>what genocide?

>>659992
I don't get it.

>>662087
I'm 14 and this is deep

>>663809
is the last part of that gif real? Or a film

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>>660025
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/lesser-known-trolley-problem-variations

>>662011
>what genocide?

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>>663883
>Fahrenheit

>>661521
underrated

>>660279
This is always good for a kek

>>662011
>what genocide?

>>665270
what is this? a trolley problem for ants?

>>662646
bretty funny

>>661995
>but not in a catholic way
kekked

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>>661801
>hapsburgs aka assburgers

>>661754
>we rome now
lost it

>>660371
hey keep that shit in hyper war general

>>661754
Byzantium... had a hard life.

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>>662646

>>662087
someone taking my life is a tragedy.
someone taking your life is fucking hilarious.

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found this in a best of /tg/ thread, thought of /his/

>>666347
reminds me something...oh yeah:

i warned u about states bro

>>660263
I want one.

>>666457
semon demons etc

>>660025
does anybody have the one where the guy at the lever goes on this diatribe and in the middle of it the train runs the people over and the one guy tied down says "holy shit"

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>>666537
This one?

>>666543
See, now the best thing to do is to run over to the one guy on the other track, and stomp his brains out while the train is busy running over the other five.

That way you can get all 6, and still fuck off before the police arrive.

>>666543
yeah, that's the one! thanks senpai

>>666543
he's right desu, i mean i dont think i could turn the track

>>666568
I think I'd personally pull the track, but I'd leave right afterwards and never acknowledge that I was the one.

The family of the one guy who would have lived would probably bug me, as would the media.

>>659873
Kek

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>>660025

>>666594
Thank you!

>>666501
I want to see one of these with Caligula wearing glow necklaces and other raver shit.

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>>666594
>>660025

>>659921
fucking amazing

>>666729
Didn't the church ban Descartes?

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>>660025
New and improved.

>>666780
To be fair, the bodies would derail the engine.

>>666733
Could you or anyone else post the Kierkgaard batman comic?

>>666784
We're assuming it's a tricked out super trolley.

>>666998
personally, i think hitler was a nazi

the evidence for it is very strong

>>660247
>via 9gag
what the fuck are you doing hear please die

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>>667072

>>665827
Sorry. I couldn't find a bigger image. It's the best one too.

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>>667117
>let's see paul allen's meme

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>>666364
>someone saved my meme
Feels good.

>>660341
Hmm... what about the island part? That is pretty genocidy.

>>666098
kek'd

>>663218
>italians left the side door open so they could raid without having to open and close the door
italians just werent destined for war

>>667337
They got all their warring done as Rome. after that they were all out of war juice, and could do no more war. They regained a bit of war juice in the middle ages and rennaissance, but burned it all out in fights between city states. Since then the war juice reserves have been going into the negatives.

>>667448
ohh shit, what is the name of the guys who did the original comic? i haven't seen their shit in years

>>667455
The Parking Lot is Full.

>>667463
yesssss thanks anon

>>661754
FUCKING NORMANS! GET OUT OF MY EMPIRE! REEEEEEEEE

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>>667465

>>662011
>what genocide?

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>>667444
those fucking trips

>>662011
>what genocide?

>>661799
nobility in plc were protestant in big numbers

>>667085
What the fuck is this oh my god

>>667747
the war of league of cambrai

glorious clusterfuck

>>660294

> balkan humour

>>660093

> james franco (playing himself)

Kek

>>666774
Yea, dude had to move to Sweden, and while there he got assassinated.

>>667519
I don't get whats funny?

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>>667085
>scotland

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>>659921

God fucking damn it.

>>667817
>women's rights

>>667831
so didn't women in Afghanistan have some rights before the islamists took over?

>>667527
sweet dreams lenin

>>666666
Sorry,

>>660269
I never seen Hitler in a tie before....

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>>666594

This is a good one too

>>666543
But if the man consented to dying to save the other 5, wouldn't it not be murder?

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>>666998
kek'd so hard

>>660093
>Michael Cera as Montezuma
>Fully nude and drenched in blood, Michael Cera sprints through the jungle

Lost it.

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>>669944

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>>661521
Fuckin protties

>>662304
It would have if the ball went around, cause nobody crossed the maginot line

>>659921
Kekkeriono
>>666666

The eregime Enver Hoxha circlejerk is strong here

>>658988
>UN
>Not fucking evil

>Sweden
>Not true neutral

>Switzerland
>Not neutral good

>>666543
He is objectively right though. Also the single man deserves life more since he is a better man, willing to die for others. The other cunts didn't say shit, expecting to be saved. Bad luck, only choo motherfucking choo for you jerks.

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>>667085
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Is /his/ commie? /pol/ here, never visited /his/ before until now

>>670631
/his/ has as varied opinions as /pol/ does.
Which means lots of stupid as hell arguments about pointless shit.

>>670631
variety of opinions, but saying that,
the facts matter more than political agenda and it should stay that way

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>>658988

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY

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>>660045
>>660018

>>659992
lol

>>660028
explain?

>>667810
What are you going on about? He died from disease and he was in Sweden because the Queen/Princess/whatever hired him to teach.

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>>666998
>sources: www.google.com ms.paint

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>>670631
/pol/ harbor immigrant here. I went to /int/ and then after the creation of /his/, I came here.

You can see the /lit/ influence, if you've ever been there. It's a mix of /int/, /pol/, /lit/ and a little bit of /biz/ every now and then. Oh, and /gsg/ from /vg/ as well, but that general is an entire mix of its own.

The left-right spectrum is way more balanced. Still, annoyingly many commies here, but that's just personal opinion. At least most know their subject in theory.

Tell me, how is /pol/ nowadays? I heard leftypol became a thing? Probably another rabbit wave that got stuck. I only visit occasionally to make America great again and to catch some dank trumpet memes.

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>>667527
sweet dreams Lenin

>>658988
>UK, US and Turkey at the EVIL section

Russian confirmed

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>>667527
Sweet dreams Lenin.

>>666746
Kind of beautiful desu

>>667070
>muh revisionism

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>>667527
"sweet dreams lenin"

>>671181
>/pol/ immigrant
Literally kill yourself

>>671181
this is the best board on 4chan at the moment

>>671188
>stay glad, Vlad

>>671296
>viper

Kill urself, my man

>>667527
Sweet dreams lenin

>>667527
sweet dreams lenin

>>671181
>Tell me, how is /pol/ nowadays?
Noisy. More posters than ever, more shilling and dumbasses taking every bait post that walks in front of them.

>>669944

Why not? He wore them all the tiem.

>>670631
>first question
>"Is /his/ commie?"
>/pol/ here

It's like a question that answers itself.

I wouldn't say so. The closest I've seen is the occasional commie shilling but we have far more Christfag shitposting than anything else.

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>>671531

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>>660371
This is a humor thread, not a feels thread.

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>>661521
Is there more?

>>661701
Thanks, was searching for this one

>>666521
He fled to Argentina, factually untrue

>>667527
sweet dreams lenin

>>671296
I'm from /new/, and later 4chөn don't judge pls
I agree tho pol was always shi'te

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>>671531
>>671791
Do you have Alberto Barbosa building the Moorish Caliphate one?

t. KC /int/ and 4chan /int/ hier

>>659880
But this would make her daddy's slave

>>671190
or some butthurt arab or baltic, kek

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>>661936
Nah it was the average size of a man back then. I'd say 175 cm while the big guy was 190 cm. This is child armour tho.
>>662271
Yup.

>>671190
but it's correct though

>>671190
Turkroach confirmed >:3

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>>662011

>>672004
>Catholics made the Bible

I really hope you don't believe this. Most early Christian groups just happened to have very similar New Testament canons.

>>660047
Most underrated pic in the thread

>>670279
>That ripped Hitler

>>667540
I literally came irl

>>667527
sweet dreams lenin

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>>662011
>what genocide?

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>>673868
u no mufugga

>>659945
kek'd

>>672655
bretty good

>>666746
fucken saved

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>>660047

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>>667527
Sweet dreams lenin

>>667527
Sweet dreams Lenin

http://faculty.cua.edu/pennington/churchhistory220/Lecture13/MachiavelliLuigi.html

>>666746
not gonna lie that was hype af

>>667527
sweet dreams lenin

>>662011
>what genocide?

tbf, crusaders ended up sacking Byzantium anyway

>>667527
sweet dreams lenin

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>>660279
>The engagement lasted about thirteen seconds and resulted in the collapse of the Seleucid economy and complete annihilation of their armed forces

always gets me

>>660341
I know I wouldn't want to be forced to eat Bulgarian sausage

>>667527
sweet dreams lenin

>>666543
>>660025
Does anyone have the extended one, i think it had 4x4 with more variations of the rails

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>>660279
>Antiochus III made the classic strategical mistake of not doing a single intelligent thing
Every time

>>667843
A lot. The king wanted to modernize the country and even the revolution that took over shared this goal.

>>670279
most of them are from the same event though

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>>660279
>After witnessing his entire infantry body killed by a bunch of Latin savage from the middle of bumfuck nowhere, Antiochus shit his pants and fled the battlefield like a little girl.

>>662011
>what genocide?

>>667117
>peach time
Why do I find this so funny?

>>667117
LOL

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>>660279
this never gets old

>>666746
good image

>>667527
sweet dreams lenin!

>>662011
>what genocide

>>666499
more roman/byzantine anime please

New thread?

>>678853
>>678853
>>678853
>>678853
>>678853
>>678853

>>661754
Byzaboos explained by one comic

>>667527
sweet dreams lenin