It wasn't just the loss of life, but the loss of learning and culture and civilization. Probably the worst such event until the Mongols destroyed Baghdad, or maybe the Qin empire's cultural destruction of its rivals.
>>651716 >Probably the worst such event until the Mongols destroyed Baghdad, or maybe the Qin empire's cultural destruction of its rivals. Those events don't even compare. The Finnish-Korean hyper-war was unparalleled in its enormity. The collective trauma was so great that it left an indelible mark on the human epigenome, of which autism is only the most salient feature.
>>651732 >The Finnish-Korean hyper-war was unparalleled in its enormity I would say the 23rd Crusade comes close, I mean what was the Pope thinking sending armour clad men to fight the Aztec empire in the most humid time of the year in South America? Millions of men were cooked alive inside their own suits before they even saw any combat.
>>651698 Fucking Koreans couldn't sit back and be satisfied with the entire subcontinent of India. They just had to invade Finnish Sri Lanka. It's not even like they had a use for all that oil in the 30th Century BCEDADE. Race war when
Does anyone else think that the great flood myth arose from one of the final battles of the war, when the Hwan Empire destroyed the dams holding back the Ganges in an attempt to defeat the Finnic Order?
>>651698 Okay, there's one thing I don't get. The insane destruction and loss of knowledge brought about by the Hyper War must have erased most written documents of the time. How come we still have historical sources about the Hwan and the Finns, and how come we still understand the language?
>you will never be a finnic grandee >you'll never lead scores of bloodthirsty jutenhaivens who have never seen green leaves before into the indian jungles to break the back of marauding Korean thunder cavalry >you will never celebrate with prime vedic pussy and get smacked on some after crushing the warlord Tsing-fu in one of the bloodiest and spectacular battles in history
>>652029 >>652035 Class struggle Everyone knows the Hwan Empire was driven by the capitalist urge to expand The instigators of the war were actually Hwan migrant workers in Finnish Kazakhstan going on strike.
I am proud to say that I can trace my heritage back to my greatE1000000 grandfather, who was an elder in the Finnic-Jedi Knight Order. He took on the forces of the Korean Proto-ninjoids in Indhiamraja, and died from a well-placed laser pole strike from a filthy Korean mammoth-rider
>>652054 The Capitalist system is inherently unstable and is incompatible with the fact that the hwan and Finn maintained stable polities for thousands of years. Historical economists are still puzzled as to the economic structure of these states and considering the total absence of archaeological discoveries of imperial monies were not sure to get a definitive answer for several decades. Hell I was talking with the professor of hwan studies at our school and he even suggested that the hwan system might well have been non monetary. Hes lent me a preliminary manuscript hes written on the subject but I haven't looked at it desu. And don't ask for pics; the guy was very clear that I wouldn't share his findings with anyone
>>651698 >Wake up >Remember the Emu Empire was so great that it destroyed itself, and then started back up on Australia without anyone doing anything. >Australians exist because the Emu Empire says they can exist.
>>651961 How can anyone sit there and claim the Hwans to be an enlightened proto-culture when they engaged in the barbaric act of nerve-stapling, not just of Finnish soldiers and slaves but also of themselves.
Enlightenment cannot come about from self-repression. The answer lies in the meta-streumonic force latent in all living, sentient beings. And yet the Hwans cut themselves off from this vital force, their arrogance leading them to believe they were above all. This is why they were always surpassed in the field of psychokinetic combat.
>>652292 And yet was it not the Finns who made the most advancements? You can't have an omelette without breaking eggs. There have been several failed experiments in harnessing the force all throughout history. The Finnic Psychic Crusaders were one of a small number of successes, but if anything it shows the raw power we're ignoring.
And for what? To follow the path of the Hwans and their broken belief in augmenting the body over the brain? You can brag about the invention of the mimeosome but we don't even have a single one, or even a complete limb. At least we know the experiments in streumonics bore fruit.
tl;dr shut the fuck up you hwanboo, your shitty ""culture"" was nowhere near as advanced as the finnic empire and they destroyed it out of jealousy like petty children
>>652227 >Australians exist because the Emu Empire says they can exist. Australians are just bystanders in a forsaken land forgotten by God. Emu's are a horrible force of nature but they aren't the physical form of horror that is the cassowary.
>>652317 >muh psychic crusaders >muh mind over body >m-muh pithy dignified philosopher-thane
lmao finnboos have been slobbering tengiron's dick for millennia. You're almost as fucking bad as the nietzchefags. Just because he can talk pretty about not wanting a genetically modified hwan mega-dick doesn't mean he's any less of a c.uck
>>652326 Bridgman's a fucking hack. Nigga actually thinks Finnic velth-chambers were public bathrooms, not to mention dropping and destroying a priceless jarl heirloom day 1 of the excavation lmao. No wonder he got took off the team and fucked off back academia
>>652334 Emus should Kid themselves by the time of the emu war Australia had already sept over the continent displacing the Eli's dismantling their structures. By the time the Australians decided to finish them off the emus were such a non threat the Australians didn't care
>>652336 I wouldn't expect anything less of a stupid Hwanfag. The Finnic Psyker forces were amongst the most frightening. Why else would the Korean "scientists" (though the elite of Finnish psycho-genetic sciences certainly had other names for them) forcefully stem the flow of amplified streumonic energies to their Rimanah nerves? Well, partially out of the fact they still believed in Jiang Shi's anatomical theories, but mostly fear.
>>652380 Hwan attitudes toward psychic augmentation stemmed out of a kind mythic ideal of the "mindless" but "powerful, physically dominant hero". They didn't inhibit their mind-channels out of fear (I mean we're talking about the fucking hwan here). Seriously, how many hwan heroes are known for feats of strength and valor and not fruity little aphorisms like your faggy jarl idols
They believed augmenting the body was fair game, but the mind was more precious and integral to the individual AS an individual than obviously, say, just getting bigger biceps. If you read your Schan-wu we probably wouldn't be having this conversation and you wouldn't be embarrassing yourself so pathetically
Anyone else find it peculiar the contributions of the Melanoid kingdoms is never mentioned? Their initial support for the Hwan Empire ensured the consolidation of their gains in the great steppes, but they changed sides once it became clear the Hwan weren't interested in sharing their neural morphic technology.
Both of these empires destroyed the first great united states of America It was truly United, made up of states, and American. Until both these empires teemed up on it and destroyed it and everything it stood for so much that the second one only encompasses a fraction of its power and was ruined Because it only had the fragment s from the first USA
>>652403 That sounds like someone who would happily ignore the feats of great Finnic Praxes like Aukusti VII, who fended off a horde of proto-Ankhoid hybrid experiments and detained the rogue Hwan scientist that made these half-man, half-beast abominations.
The Finnish belief was that the mind was a tool. It must be honed like any other part of the body, and more than any other, the mind had the most potential. It's understandable that primitives like the Hwan would fear such a belief.
>>652421 >>652421 That's a very good point. Too many focus on "great empire" approaches to pre-proto-history when the contributions of more minor polities affected world events to the same extent as the Finns and the Hwans. For example, the development of mega-explosives and hyper-ununoctium by the australopithecan city-states directly led to the sinking of Mu, a huge loss to the Hwans that contributed to massive Finnish victories in Shangri-La. It's important to look at the bigger picture.
>>652449 Check out White Empire: The Meteoric Rise of the World's First State by Erwin Fasher. It's tough finding nonbiased secondary sources on both sides but at least fasher is honest about his finnboo predelictions right out the gate
As for the hwan, I liked First Dawn by Samuel Geller and if you're actually feeling like some very educational historical fiction, check out Tiger's Path by Hank Goodman. God-tier dialogue that actually managed to be pretty authentic without being a stuffy transliteration
>>652454 Finns had to hone their minds dude, they lived in one of the most inhospitable climates on the planet. Just don't go telling me they're better than the empire whose citizens were content with just being a little stronger for their daily work on the farm. If the Finns had their way we'd be talking proto-finnic on Mars right now. Voracious, power-hungry motherfuckers.
>>652480 I've found that of most Western writers, Alexei Matveev tends to have the least bias in his writings. Unfortunately you have to deal with his flair for the dramatic, along with an understanding of often fundamental theories from both empires. As such a lot of the "science" he writes about is flawed from the start. But no one else grasps the history nor culture like he does.
In regards to Eastern writers, I find the works of Kureshima Daiki the most scientifically accurate. Like most Japanese though he has a strong bias against Korea and so his writings always have a pro-Finnic lean.
>>652496 And the Hwan weren't? Their "enhancements" began as simple improvements to the efficiency of workers, but soon the ruling class used it to just conquer. Both empires were notably greedy, and I think acting like that wasn't the case is the great cancer tainting all Finno-Korean discussion.
Can we try to get an accurate cronology on the story of the Hwans and the Finns before and during the war without any kind of apologysts? all i can see is muh psychic powers and more bullshit, can't we understand the hyperwar without any kind of fuckers biasing history?
>>652565 I think its safe to say the Hwan were the aggressors. It seems they sought to destroy finnish sovereignty because of their rapidly increasing economic influence. Youll notice hwangkuk was a society completely dependent on conquest, in the same way the third reich was.
You know hwans invented jelqing right? Before they hit on somatic engineering? By the way, you ever hear of the story between emperor Shi-fah Song and his attempt to seduce an ankolite princess? Literally btfo by the princess of goat herders. You're worshipping an empire of actual honest-to-god manlet PUAs lmao
>>652497 >>652480 Do NOT listen to these guys. Western academia have a terrible grasp of this subject. You better off starting off with the classic Soviet works (Konstantin Volkhov's Early Finnoc State Formation, or Vissarion Grigorian's Prosopograpical Analysis of the Jussila Family in 51 Century Greater Karelia). Once you've worked you way read these you should read some Sami or Tajik historians.
>>653664 >you will never join a ugric death cult and beat up hwan immigrants in proto-Delhi with your bros >you will never storm the temple brothel of Pei-ching and ravage its women after a 40cc dose of chemi-erect. >you will never experience the Kalgan death marches and fight to the bitter end under the cannonade of Hwan psyslingers
I'm genuinely saddened. I wish I could have experienced the intrigue of the proto-sauna nobility and expose the fenno-proto-swede infiltration. >you will never feel your pores open as the jövkkarii dissolves >you will never sit by the skyre with your sabremoose while detailing your relationmap in your head to plan your advance of the tribe into the honour of the shaman halls >you will never eat universally renowned proto-finnic cuisine before it gets forgotten after the hyper war
>>651698 >You were born too late to participate in the third Greco-Armenian Genocidal crusade and gloriously remove kebab >You were born too soon to participate in the 4th peacekeeping operation of great emperor Vlad the Inputer in North America >You were born just in time to see the Germanic people united under one flag
>>654200 >tfw we will never find the encapsulated human emotions that the hwans stole from humanity >tfw the Finnic psycho Marines gave their life to fly across the galaxy to save the emotions, as well as other important runic engineering techniques and scientific info >tfw you realize we are living in a dark age
>>654541 The Albionic sailors fled the devastation of the Finnic imperials who used their psychic powers to flood the mainland and turn the region of what is not Britain into an archipelago
They sailed guided by sea birds until they saw it: white shores and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise. The Albionic tribes settled and divided themselves into twin kingdoms of the north and south island.
Anything about the ancient pyramids found in Bosnia? What did the Finns use them for/why were they built?
I think they were massive libraries. The content of these libraries was scattered all over the land after the destruction of the Finnish Empire. All of the early High Cultures based their knowledge upon the books found in the Bosnian libraries
After the capture of the Stonehenge research center and the Illyrian Intergalactic Communications Pyramids and the subsequent dimensional collapse of Atlantis there was nothing stopping the Hwan Empire from developing sisu-generators and with the help of fenno-swede infiltration enslave the whole population. The war never happened because the Finnish Empire never got a chance.
I pray to Väinämöinen that our brothers and sisters may escape this hamsterweel.
>You will never experience the time when grand admiral Shlee Zing Pow first met Arch Duke Kelämenim the third after their joint victory over the Cossack sea-people's oceanic sea super fortress in the great battle of the Arälonien river on the coast of Tajikistan why live but also where did everything go so wrong?
>ywn be based tengiron >ywn school hwan emissaries in the summer of 11342 BC when Hwein-lo threatened to eradicate the outlying finnic colonies with only a single squadron of heron troops >"The Shining Emperor is lord of this world, he requests the subjugation of your people as casually as he might call over a cupbearer" >"If that is so, it will be a poisoned cup"
>>654901 I'm >>654899. The reason the Hwan had to raid the Finnic colonies was due to their disgusting abuse of the locals. If you read the ancient Finnic text "Liver of Darkness", you'll see that even the Finns were disgusted at how the officials treated the local Minotauri.
>>654909 Sounds like you're deep in the Hwan propaganda buddy. The translation for Ancient Finnic texts has always been dodgy, and I wouldn't trust Bridgman's localisations even if they were the only ones available.
Hwan Genegolems had been causing trouble for smaller Finnish colonies for years before the Finns even sent a single Psychic Crusader to a Hwan home.
>>654951 It was actually due to the period of collaboration between the Hwan and Finns after the great Persian Wars, when Darius the 12th invaded both Hwan and Finn lands. In order to prevent further wars, the Hwan and Finn Architects "Auutu" and "Qui-gon" devised blueprints for the pyramids, and used their genetic strength and builder armies (composed of Cossacks) to build the pyramids together.
>>654943 We know from etchings in the Bosnian megapyramids that the Finns did use slave labor in the form of Genegolems, a fact very much corroborated in relics found buried deep under the now-Mongolian steppe.
>>654968 We might not know exact numbers but we know they were used. In fact, we don't even know how Finnic Mind Beholders were able to wrest control from the Hwan soldiers imprisoned in those shells of flesh and metal.
>>654980 Ankhoid primitives were largely uninvolved in the starting centuries of the conflict. Finnish psidoctors tried to harness the abilities of the mind but were unable to proceed beyond basic psychokinesis, though some reports of the power of psychic fire were said to be filed somewhere.
The Hwan had much more success using their mechanical knowledge to create pseudo-cyborg soldiers out of Ankhoid slaves. Attempts at using genetic splicing failed immensely, and no one really knows why or what the Hwan attempted, since almost all of their history was lost as a result of the war.
I believe that the Finn's really did use the Pyramid superweapons do devolve the minds of every sentient creature on Earth, taking out the Hwang along with themselves. How else could you explain these great advanced empires getting wiped from the face of the Earth?
>>654996 Gib Sum-Suq was their most famous general, she was revered among her followers, not to mention her personal guard of female virgin warriors, I would say with this in mind, they treated women pretty well for the time, certainly better than the patriarchal societies they were fighting against.
>>655002 Proto-Ninjas were incredibly useful but incredibly hard to produce. According to "The Technology of the Hwan Military" (Dr. Phillip O. Lawrence, 1999) the Proto-Ninjas were the product of a solid millennium of psycho-resistant alloy research, to make them immune to the Finn's increasingly strong products of psychic training. Excluding the costs of making this alloy, the fact is they needed the best soldiers, that would be worth spending so much on. As >>655018 said, the plague infecting Hwan colonies and even parts of the mainland, along with a general military presence being required, simply meant there couldn't be that many.
>>655018 Oh right, but what was really interesting is how the proto-ninjas were able to survive in hidden villages after the war (albeit they lost much knowledge). >>655021 Nigga that was just soldiers with Hwan cloaking technology, you can't just use an invisibility device and claim the 'WE PROTO-NINJA NAO"
>finno korean hyper war Probably the most gruesome conquest in history next to the Mongol conquests. Some estimate 400.000 million deaths, some even go as far to claim it was 1 billion. But that was nothing compared to ever lasting barren wastelands this conflict left all across Asia and parts of Scandinavia. Fuck that
>>655026 There are theories of Jedi using Space Mammoths to combat Hwan Space Type Genegolems fo control of the Lagnrange points to set up theit orbital lasers and stop Hwan from setting up their own during the height of the war.
>>655052 Except late to modern Hwan artillery was equipped by cloned and trained mammoths and its widely speculated some such mounted beast took down the walls of the Finnish capital. If anything Hwan's greatest invention were mounted mammoths.
What do people think about the supposed Jedi revolt in the Finnic Empire? I know there isn't much information about it, with some claiming it was just Hwan propaganda, but others say that the Finnic Empire simply suppressed most information about it after the rebellion was quashed.
>>655056 >stupid Hwan poster. I didn't study the Finno-Korean hyper war for 6 years at university to be called a 'stupid Hwan poster' by some jumped up punk on a Mongolian Yu-Gi-Oh trading card board. Let me tell you right now, my historical research is as unbiased as you can find, you will not find anyone like me, anyone who will look into every nook and cranny of an argument, who will weave through the web to find ALL the information I can, in order for me to come up with the best view of the world I can, a view that leaves nothing out, a view that leaves me as the MOST knowledgeable person on the web. Let me tell you now kid, my knowledge is as good a weapon as any, you wanna trade blows? I'll trade blows, lets see if you can match my knowledge of the katana, or even ancient Finnish military tactics? Not even a little bit of Hwan supply line problems? Yeah, I didn't think so, maybe you should just leave and let the adults talk about history, it's clear to me, that you don't have what it takes.
>>655052 >you will never be one of the the proto-ninjas that heroically tried and failed to stop the Finns from firing off the Pyramids in the Final Charge >you will never fail to save sentient life in the universe
>>655099 Now I have studied too much into that, but from what I have learned, the Finns and Hwan had a very different concept of them, to them, there was no 'year one' as we would see it as they saw time as an infinitely layered reality with whatever timing being our perception that created that 'time' (I put time in quotations here as they referred to this particular time with a different word that has no real translation, at least not with our current language) and as such their dating system was radically different from ours.
>>655069 the Jedi tried to overthrown God-Emperor Väinämöinen and betray Finland in the later years of the FKHW
as anon puts it >>655090 God-Emperor Väinämöinen sent his apprentice Anakilömone Heslagemn-Skipper with a division of elite Gene soldiers to the Jedi temple in Istanbullii to put an end the rebellion once and for all
>>655129 Yes but what was interesting was that the Finnic Jedi structure and prestige in the Empire was mostly unchanged despite the rebellion (perhaps do to a large contingent of the Jedi still being loyal to the Finnic Empire).
>>655161 Perhaps there is more to it than them just being more informed about reality, maybe the Pyramids did something to the future generations of men, disabling some additional "sense" pertaining to the perception of time.
>>655182 How did the Pyramids even work. I get that they were built at strategic points around the Earth and linked together and also that they were used when the stars aligned to maximize the effect. My question is, is that much psychic power even possible. Like getting enough psychic power to completely mind wipe every sentient creature to ever exist and revert their minds to the level of babies.
>>655195 Obviously it's possible if it happened. The question isn't whether that power can exist, but whether it should. Do humans have the right to harness that sort of power? That being said, do subhuman Finnish dogs have the right to harness that power?
>>655246 If you spent any significant amount of time on this website, or more specifically this board you would have already heard of the Ancient Finnic Empire and the Hwan-guk before. This was simply the natural development of these.
>>655256 I've seen just a couple images of colors on maps with a bunch of fake ass funny names but no relevant context. Did somebody on 4chan just conjure this up one day the past few months? Or are there actually hyper nationalist Koreans and Finns out there who believe this Atlantis nonsense?
Does anyone know of the Finnic Jedi really used lightsabers or were they just swords made from special alloys that the Jedi imbued with psychic energy (hence the glow and sound and also ability to cut nearly anything described in ancient Finn texts).
>>655237 >implying it wasn't the agressive expansion of the upstart Hwan empire In any case, everyone agrees that the Pyramids were something created really late in the war so I don't get why you brought up who started the war.
>>655303 The Hwan were staging a defensive war up until it became apparent that the Finns wanted nothing less than their utter annihilation. This is obvious to anyone who has done any real research on the subject. Also, how do you propose the Hwan could have even activated the Pyramids? For all their technological prowess, the psychic abilities of the Hwan were very limited when compared to the Finn's and their Jedis.
>>655246 >le everything is a meme Millennial trash. A high level of discourse is expected on this board, if you want to discuss the hyper war just read some of the plethora of published works on it by historians.
>>655323 I hear of an unholy psyker Genegolem made from the amalgamation of multiple captured Finnish Jedi and psykers. Remember both Empires were in pretty bad shape and both did some really fucked up shit to get the upperhand. Some texts even claim that the Jedi and psykers were still aware of what was happening while they were part of that eldritch beast and yet could do nothing as their powers were turned on their countrymen. Many went insane.
>>655329 >muh Orgone cannons meme If anything the fact that they had to use cannons to amplify their powers is evidence that they lacked the physiological capabilities to activate the pyramids themselves.
>>655337 Unfortunately, most records of the conflict exist only under tight wraps in the North Korean state archives in Pyongyang. You must defeat the current Kim dynasty leader of North Korea (who are descendants of the original Hwan proto-ninjas) in single combat to access them.
>>655364 Yes. Thousands of years later, this Turkroach tribe, now nomadic wanderers after the fall of the proto-Finns, defeated the ancient Etruscans in a great war and their kings, Romulus and Remus went on to found the Roman Empire. 1453 was reclamation, not conquest.
Rare period figurine of a Finn übertank, circa 13141 BC, found in the ruins of the great city of Ebïnspürdoo, nowadays Cairo. It is thought to have been part of some unknown cult. Exposed in the British Museum, in the Hyper-War gallery.
>>655359 The Jewish Emus of Old Israel and the White Humans of the North American wildlands once lived side by side in peace and harmony in the Americas, forming great empires, but alas, perverted race-mixers proved the fragility of their peace when the offspring of the Emu-Human union became Indians and Hebrews. The Americas were sundered by centuries of petty infighting among them, and collapsed totally in the mid 10000s BC, which is the first evidence of Indian habitation.
Will we ever talk about the ingenuity used by Finnish General Tabulli Svegvre in the battle of Hurakhin Crossing
>outnumbered 3 to 1 >Hwan had Proto Ninjas >used Mammoths to cross the mountains >ambushed Hwan with Mammoths >virtually entire Hwan army routed/destroyed >liberated Hwan occupied Mesopotamia >personally led his troops >didn't scorched the earth with Pyramids like other generals
>>655569 >/his/ is not /pol/, and Global Rule #3 is in effect. Do not try to treat this board as /pol/ with dates. Blatant racism and trolling will not be tolerated, and a high level of discourse is expected. History can be examined from many different conflicting viewpoints; please treat other posters with respect and address the content of their post instead of attacking their character. >When discussing history, please reference credible source material, and provide as much supporting information as possible in your posts. >reference credible source material >provide as much supporting information
>Lt. Böörnïng: Excellent, this document lays out the Hwan's future plans >Private Ööräkï: What does it say? >Lt: Hmm, let's see... Operation Shiva will- MY GOD! >Private: What is it Lieutenant? What does it say? >Lt: The Hwan want to use the Pyr [Lt. Böörnïng's Space Mammoth was unfortunately shot down at this point and everything that he may have learned was lost in the ensuing explosion] t. Secret Finnish Imperial War records
What was the Lieutenant going to say? How would the war have been changed?
The Forgotten History of the Finno-Korean Hyperwar
By Han Myung-soo
Chapter 1: A History in Perspective
History as it is taught today covers what are believed to be the most influential and world-changing events that have ever taken place. The French Revolution, the Second world war, the independence of the United States; various great wars, social policies, and catastrophes that have molded each and every society that we live in today.
But there is one war that is not taught about in schools. Two great empires that have been forever lost due to the passage of time, human meddling, and simple bad luck. This book hopes to cover, catalog, and detail every facet of the greatest conflict to have ever taken place on our planet; the Finno-Korean Hyper War.
The hyper war fought between the Finnish and Hwan empires brought about change that readers very often find difficult to believe. It is easy for us to think of the annihilation of a people when we are taught of the holocaust, or of the more successful battles between the Spanish Conquistadors and the Aztec empire. The difference between the Hwans and the Aztecs, though, is that we still remember the Aztecs. During and after the fall of the Hwan-guk, the Finnish empire set its sights on the complete destruction of any and all policies, relics, and other evidence that the Hwan empire had even existed at all. The bloodthirst of Hernando Cortez pales miserably in the face of the destruction campaign wrought by the use of the Finnish Empire's ultimate weapons of destruction.
>>655623 What the reader must understand is that the level at which the Finno-Korean hyper war changed and shaped the present day is unimaginably great. We are still discovering various elements of today's society that were left as mere imprints from the existence of the great empires and their various allies and enemies. Everything from governments to mere social interaction comes from our forefathers of a forgotten time. Would you believe that modern Finnish social etiquette is nothing more than the result of an extremely powerful biological weapon used against their ancestors by the Hwans? Most fall into doubt and suspicion long before they begin to believe the truth.
So I hope you, the reader, are able to adequately let go of your perception and beliefs of the modern world, in order to fully understand these greatest of empires. I hope you, the reader, are among those who fail to accept the reality of this war due to preconceived notions of history and its evolution. I hope you are ready to learn of the greatest war to ever shape our every way of life.
>>655652 I'll do that when I complete chapter two.
Don't expect them all to be this short, it's just that I don't have too much to work with for an introduction.
The next chapter will be detailing the societies, social policies, and governance of the Finnish and Hwan empire, plus three other great nations. It will be much longer than this, and I'll make a pastebin and post it in the thread when it's finished.
If I continue the rate at which I'm writing every day, I should have a pretty sizeable chapter in a little less than a week.
As I said before, next chapter will be going over the empires, chapter 3 will be chronicling the events that led up to war, and 4 will get right into the war's early years.
>>655708 >fighting Space Mammoths >in a desert What? It's kind of in the name. Space Mammoths were used for space combat up in space for control of the Lagrange points. Kind of like how the Space Type Genegolems were used in Space.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Fin? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the proto-Ninja, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Väinämöinen on Imperial guard, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in pyramid warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Hwan armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Pyschic channels? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Finnish Empire and your emotions are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, Fin. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Hwan Mammoth Brigade and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>655715 Space Mammoths were also used for air support and ground assault. See I. Väinämöinen's "History of the Finno-Korean Hyper War"
And, according to a fragment of the Güük manuscripts: "Hence the Genegolems came upon the city, and turned it into a wasteland of bones, fire, and [unknown word].Mammoths were slain by the thousands, for the psychic Fägötloïnen had departed to the city of [end of fragment no 43] "
>mfw reading the oxford very short introduction to the hyperwar (2011), and the author just casually mentions that 21 parallel universes were involved >mfw he never brings it up again What the actual fuck? This seems fishy as hell, but it's oxford...
>>655865 That's pretty much the extend of what we can know for sure, collecting information from sources that are more than just speculation. You have to understand that most of the concepts involved are literally incomprehensible for our brains, thanks to the gene-editing bioweapons that were released during the last phases of the war. So trying to say more about them would be gross misinterpretation at best.
>>655918 >that grammar, vague logic and general retardency
>mfw one of the dna remnants the hwan engineered was a natural neural censor that degrades your mental ability when you try to conceptualise higher level pre-war concepts, in addition to activating specific neural pathways that make their study very difficult e.g. releasing cortisol, activating pain receptors, reducing the effectiveness of the brain's plausibility - implausibility distinguishing mechanism like in dreams, etc
>mfw the genetic hyperwar mental-block theory is true
>>656211 it actually lasted well into the 5th millenia BRGF (before the return of the greatest finn) but internal issues forced them to retreat from contact with the Ancient civilizations around Mesopotamia so we don't have accurate records between 7000ish and the year (roughly) 4750 when the war is said to have taken place
You retards. Don't you know that there was nohyper- war? The hyper war was the result of Proto-finnish and Hwanguk empires fighting against the Andromedian Jewish defense forces. The Jewish forces activated the autism cannon pyramids, then came down to colonize earth. Earth is just a colony of the Andromedian Jewish-Lizardmen confederacy.
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