Moose cock, he cuckd a nation to revolution
One of history's great con men. The reason why is "cures" worked on the little hemophiliac shit is because the doctors they had understood nothing and fiddled too much. Most of his useful advice was along the lines of "Let the little shit rest awhile" and it worked.
It's the hit with a shoe part that always gets me.
"Vasily, be ov quick, his defenses are down, hit him!!!"
"with what aleksei? i am of no ammo"
"do like comrade khrushchev!"
He's put on a little weight, but he's doing fine.