Hey /his/,
Why do we focus on the Vikings (memes or not) when we talk about the history of Scandinavia. There's so much other awesome history there - the Christianization, the stave churches, the Baltic trade, the Dano-Swedish struggle for hegemony, the Stormakstiden, Gustavus Adolphus, the Deluge, the Kalmar Union, Talvisota, the rescue of the Danish Jews, the Shetland Bus, the sabotage of the Vermork hydro-plant, Sweden's double-edged neutrality, the death of Olof Palme and Dag Hammarskjold, and the social changes of the postwar era.
ITT we talk about Scandinavian history - no Vikings allowed edition.
For example, did you know that Swedish troops destroyed more of Poland than the Nazis? Or that the Danes have preserved the pike that killed the first Swede to step on the walls of Copenhagen during the Swedish assault of 1659?
>>551238
Cause samefag.
The poles are still mad about the Deluge (aka the great swedish cuckolding of Poland). Even to this day their butts are still blistered at the mention of sweden. They fear we will cuck them yet again.
inb4 that one butthurt cuckold with the hateboner for vikings
> Or that the Danes have preserved the pike that killed the first Swede to step on the walls of Copenhagen during the Swedish assault of 1659?
Link?
>>551352
Haha yeah it was pretty sick. Too bad Sweden is getting cucked now.
>>551362
I don't have a link, unfortunately. You can see it in the Danish History Museum in Copenhagen.
>>551377
>implying Sweden will not become stronger for the additional population and manlier culture.
>>551403
>Bet you like getting cucked by Ahmed.
Not as much as your mum does.
>>551397
t. cuck
>>551238
>the rescue of the Danish Jews
gee, that ones gonna be real popular
>>551238
Tell me more about that Swede-killing pike, please!
>>551486
Why does it kill the Swede!?
>>551500
It's a big pike?
>>551486
I think he means this pike desu
>>551238
>>551486
>Danes revere a pike that killed Swedes
>Swedes just clean their weapons from all the Danish blood and call it a day.
>>552133
Yeah the blood of all those fourteen Danes the pathetic Swedes managed to kill while losing 1700 men themselves.
>>552237
Congratulations you managed to win a battle against Swedes, must be a big thing for Danes to actually win for once.
>>552281
Too bad they lost half their kingdom in the aftermath of that battle :^)
YOU HAVE NO HISTURY YOU NADSEE HASHHHHHAHAHA SNOWNIGGERS NATSIS HAHAHAHAHHAHHALOLOLLLLLIOOOOOOOL HHAHA RACIST NATSI HAHLOL LOOOOOOL
Danes are very, very evil.
>>552303
They didn't?
>>551437
>the cuck meme
>>>stormfront
>>552620
Hi Scholomo
>>551238
Literally the vikings never get mentioned enough, and when they do some butthurt non-nordic just shit smears em. Oh well, this is 4chan after all.
>>551238
That flag looks stupid and ugly.
>>551397
>>552620
you do sound like a pretty big cuck sven
plus the fact that you prolly have a folder full of labeled images to ward off criticism of your pussyboy behaviour
>>554891
/pol/?
No one cares.