Historical memes you want to make a comeback in 2016:
"Men who sleep with lots of women are effeminate degenerates" - the Romans.
"Any hole's a goal (as long as you're the fucker, not the fuckee)" - the Romans.
"Cats" - the Egyptians.
>pants are for barbarians
>curvy women with dark hair are perfect
>tall people with light hair and light eyes are disgusting barbarians
romans just better taste
curvy doesn't mean fat you moron, it means big tits and a nice hips and ass
no, they actually did like chunky bitches back then
i'm not sure if you people understand the difference between disgusting obese tumblr landwhale and actually curvy women
I thought the reason that women were portrayed that way was because only men were allowed to pose for paintings? I remember reading it somewhere but can't remember where, sonebody help me out here? Is this true?
>"Men who sleep with lots of women are effeminate degenerates"
Other way around. Staying at home fapping is what turns you into a beta faggot. Half the posts on r9k would be non existent if these niggas would get laid a few times.
Sort of, it wasn't illegal but it was certainly done mostly by men. I avidly remember a statue in the galleria Borghese, wich was in all ways a man, except for the fact that there where boobs that appeared to be added later, like a badly done boob job where it's obvious the boobs are fake. The ass was manly, the back was manly, the distribution of fat was manly etc. Turned out the sculptor had never seen a single woman in his live(unconfirmed)and used a man to pose for his sculpture(confirmed)
Manly men stick with one woman, in my school time, it was always the effeminate guys who spend lots of money on haircuts, clothes and XTC pills who where most sex obsessed and boned most girls. The manly men (and me) had one girlfriend who they stayed loyal to. The beta cucks had starcraft. It's like a spectrum triangle with beta, manly, and effeminate fuckboy in each corner, as opposed to a beta-alpha slider
I don't think it's so much a matter of laws, but rather of androgyny being seen as beautiful in the renaissance, and of the concept of the male as the real human form with women being a deviation. They weren't idiots, they just had different ideas about what was beautiful
Fuckboys are effeminate, I will give you that. But they don't need that to get women. We've all seen women go for guys that are unemployed/bad boy ect. It's all about the confidence they show. For fuckboys, it's their "swag." For others, it's having the balls to tell a girl to shut the fuck up when she's babbling.
Here's a question for you; do you think that even though you did not have as many women as the fuck boys, do you think your girls stayed faithful despite fuckboys running around fucking everything that moves? Women are attracted to men who get other women after all.
>do you think your girls stayed faithful despite fuckboys running around fucking everything that moves?
I'm pretty sure that my girl stayed faithful, since I "pleased" her good, or so she told her friends who in turn told me, don't know about other peoples girls though, but I think so, since these guys always brag about fucking girls.
Rate ancient empires
>Had amazing leaders
>better then rome and persia combined
"What is race??.. anyone who isn't from my specific culture regardless of his skin color is a barbarian"
I'm not sure which one is better, loving almost everyone in your country and hating people outside of it, or hating some of the people in your country and getting along with other countries. Getting along with more countries would definitely lead to less wars, so that one might be better but I'm not sure.
"Our empire is holy, also Roman and an empire" - German dude
STOP DOING THIS. FREDERICK BARBAROSSA WAS PERFECT! PERFECT!
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>Blondie has taught me to hate dark-haired girls. I shall hate them, if I can, but I wouldn’t mind loving them. Pompeian Venus Fisica wrote this.
>The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
>>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Mandated reminder that actually curvy women aren't fat. They have the same waist size as frail feminine boys. They have giant muscular butts and big boobs. Frustrated Europeans post images of morbidly obese women and ironically say high test, they're all gay and want us lusting after men. Beware the gay Euro and its tricks
a lot of romans bhad light hair and light eyes, especially the patricians because of incest
where did this meme come from that the romans percieved people with light hair as barbarians?
Depends would you rather have high amounts of nationalism between the people, or the countries? It's up to how much of an importance you place on society acting as a group rather than an individual