Historical memes you want to make a comeback in 2016: "Men

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>pants are for barbarians
>curvy women with dark hair are perfect
>tall people with light hair and light eyes are disgusting barbarians

romans just better taste

>>541490
>>curvy women

>>>/t/umblr

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>>541505
curvy doesn't mean fat you moron, it means big tits and a nice hips and ass

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>>541490
>curvy women

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>>541505
no, they actually did like chunky bitches back then

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>>541523
i'm not sure if you people understand the difference between disgusting obese tumblr landwhale and actually curvy women

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>>541490
>curvy women

>>541534

I thought the reason that women were portrayed that way was because only men were allowed to pose for paintings? I remember reading it somewhere but can't remember where, sonebody help me out here? Is this true?

>>541634
Its a common meme spread by tumblrinas to justify their disgusting physiques

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>>541505
>>541523
>>541543
>triggered

>>541634
It's tubmlrina cultural relativism that sees paleolithic statues and Rubens paintings and concludes it's perfectly okay to be 350 lbs.

>>541220
>"Cats" - the Egyptians.
This meme already came back, cats are now the most popular pets in America

The Egyptians took the meme much more seriously at some points though; I want to see Cambyses era Egyptian levels of cat memery.

>>541220
I'd love to see the "Roman Empire" meme come back.

That or the "trousers are for nancy boys" Greek meme.

>>541220
Id like for cucks to wear horns like in the old days desu

>>541220
>"Men who sleep with lots of women are effeminate degenerates"

Other way around. Staying at home fapping is what turns you into a beta faggot. Half the posts on r9k would be non existent if these niggas would get laid a few times.

>>541634
Sort of, it wasn't illegal but it was certainly done mostly by men. I avidly remember a statue in the galleria Borghese, wich was in all ways a man, except for the fact that there where boobs that appeared to be added later, like a badly done boob job where it's obvious the boobs are fake. The ass was manly, the back was manly, the distribution of fat was manly etc. Turned out the sculptor had never seen a single woman in his live(unconfirmed)and used a man to pose for his sculpture(confirmed)

>>541986
tits or GTFO

>>541986
Manly men stick with one woman, in my school time, it was always the effeminate guys who spend lots of money on haircuts, clothes and XTC pills who where most sex obsessed and boned most girls. The manly men (and me) had one girlfriend who they stayed loyal to. The beta cucks had starcraft. It's like a spectrum triangle with beta, manly, and effeminate fuckboy in each corner, as opposed to a beta-alpha slider

>>542023
I don't think it's so much a matter of laws, but rather of androgyny being seen as beautiful in the renaissance, and of the concept of the male as the real human form with women being a deviation. They weren't idiots, they just had different ideas about what was beautiful

>>542042
Fuckboys are effeminate, I will give you that. But they don't need that to get women. We've all seen women go for guys that are unemployed/bad boy ect. It's all about the confidence they show. For fuckboys, it's their "swag." For others, it's having the balls to tell a girl to shut the fuck up when she's babbling.

Here's a question for you; do you think that even though you did not have as many women as the fuck boys, do you think your girls stayed faithful despite fuckboys running around fucking everything that moves? Women are attracted to men who get other women after all.

>>542165
>do you think your girls stayed faithful despite fuckboys running around fucking everything that moves?
I'm pretty sure that my girl stayed faithful, since I "pleased" her good, or so she told her friends who in turn told me, don't know about other peoples girls though, but I think so, since these guys always brag about fucking girls.

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Rate ancient empires


SPARTA: 9/10

>Military oriented
>Had amazing leaders
>Perfect society
>better then rome and persia combined

>>542450
>empire
Shitty city who never got further then suicidal spearwalls

>>542450
Your only knowledge of Sparta comes from 300 doesn't it?

>>542450
>t. Plutarch

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>>541220
"What is race??.. anyone who isn't from my specific culture regardless of his skin color is a barbarian"
-classical civilizations

>>543935
I'm not sure which one is better, loving almost everyone in your country and hating people outside of it, or hating some of the people in your country and getting along with other countries. Getting along with more countries would definitely lead to less wars, so that one might be better but I'm not sure.

>>541505
>>541523
>>541543

>Curvy women means fat.
Nice to see how much everyone here has been brainwashed by tumblr despite trying to shit on it.
>>541536 this.

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"Our empire is holy, also Roman and an empire" - German dude

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>>544481
STOP DOING THIS. FREDERICK BARBAROSSA WAS PERFECT! PERFECT!

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>>544609
>drowned

>>544481
"Germanic Servants. Check it out. I'm made of gold."

T. Charlamagne.

>>544609
Can't swim to save his life, though.

>>544609
t. Frederick "Bar bar" rossa

>>541220
>"Men who sleep with lots of women are effeminate degenerates" - the Romans.

Says the dudes obsessed with small penises and catamites.

>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>Blondie has taught me to hate dark-haired girls. I shall hate them, if I can, but I wouldn’t mind loving them. Pompeian Venus Fisica wrote this.
>The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

>>541986
Someone's triggered.

>>541909
So that's why in Spanish we call those whose partner cheats on them "horned" (?)

Explain

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>>547635
>>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!


>mfw

Dissapointed that nobody has mentioned.

R O M A
O L I M
M I L O
A M O R

>>541490
Augustus was blonde.

>>542450

>Empire

>Never expanded further than Lakadaemon
>Completely irrelevant after just 1 century of relevance, limited exclusively to the Aegean area

>Empire

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>>541220
Powdered wigs.

>>544655
barbarossa confirmed for black

>>547635
>>The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
truly we can learn much from the wisdom of teh ancients.

>>549749
Pretty sure this must have been a pseudo-meme term for redheads and what he meant there was to never stick your dick in crazy

>>544662
Gold is a very valuable commodity.

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>>541220
Gunning for ceiling cat to make a comeback.

>>541634
That's the explanation as to why statues of women often looked so buff: they used male models (usually /fit/), then slapped tits on them.

>>545034
>obsessed with small penises
Mostly a greek thing.

Howabout all your base?

>>541220
Egyptians didn't like cats any more than other animals you redditard

Mandated reminder that actually curvy women aren't fat. They have the same waist size as frail feminine boys. They have giant muscular butts and big boobs. Frustrated Europeans post images of morbidly obese women and ironically say high test, they're all gay and want us lusting after men. Beware the gay Euro and its tricks

>>541534
>This painting from the Renaissance will help my case of what Romans liked

>>541490
a lot of romans bhad light hair and light eyes, especially the patricians because of incest

where did this meme come from that the romans percieved people with light hair as barbarians?

>>547842
so what's that image from anon?

>>543997
Depends would you rather have high amounts of nationalism between the people, or the countries? It's up to how much of an importance you place on society acting as a group rather than an individual