Can we get a /his/ humour thread? Are these allowed?

>>537591
no

stop

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These are never funny

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>>537591
I don't care, do them.
>>537600
No, you stop.

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Shit taste in humor boyo

>>537607
>>537605
please more like these !

>>537602
>>537605
>>537607
>>537683
Not funny

>>537698

These threads are not funny.

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>>537591

>>537591
I approve of this!

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>>537689
If nobody's contributing, I'm going to have to help.

>>537731
hehe

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>>537753

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>>537765

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>>537753
>>537765
>>537770
stop with the "le black twitter memes xD"

Do we have to turn this place into /b/? Can't we have one board that isn't infested with shitposting.....

>>537788
I dont think that word means what you think it means

>>537794
Shitposting:
1: The failure to make a constructive post
2: The inability to add useful information to a forum
3: Worthless overly offensive generally racists posts written in a manner which aggravates others.

1 and 2 are applicable here.

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>>537659
>Le pinochet
lel upvoted!! :D XDDDD

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>>537808
butthurt commie detected

>>537808
I doubt redditors like pinochet.

>>537731
Is that site still active?
Please say yes.

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>>537831
>putting the happy back in Hapsburg

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>>537779
The first few images were of that style, so I assumed it's what they wanted.
>>537788
This is a meme thread, at least these images are not everywhere like /pol/.

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>>537827
You can thank me later.
http://bayeux.datensalat.net/

>>537812
if this guy was born in the ussr why does he seem to continually confuse social democracy and planned economies. "there's nothing left to redistribute because all the rich ran away with their money"??? did the rich just uproot all the farmland in russia and run away with it to england.

>>537955
only, y'know, farm redistribution fucks shit up even more

>>537955
>implying farmland is worth shit without machines/tools, seeds, fertilizer, etc. all of which used to be bought with the kulak's money
>implying farmland is worth shit without proper know-how

>>537955
It doesn't matter how many resources you have, if you don't know how to use them you'll never have enough.

>>537997
>farmers don't know how to farm

>>537997
It doesn't matter what resources you have.
What matters is the central plan.

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>>538100
>Every succesful farmer has left but that's no problem because their stablehands or whatever can do it

>>537974
The USSR managed to get literally everything you name there. The massive famines happened during the modernization of agriculture and only became deadly because of terrible economic planning, not due to a lack of technology or the state's permanent inability to obtain machines. If you're going to criticize planned economies you should criticize the inefficiency of planning vs. free markets, or the incredibly poor human rights record of socialist states, not some imagined inability of marxist countries to ever modernize, particularly when one of the fastest industrialization programs in history was the Soviet Union's.

>>538111
Yeah, this is exactly what happened in the USSR, the ukrainian famine happened not because of criminally poor economic planning at a time of crop failure, it was because every single ukrainian quite simply didn't know how to farm. Quite simply, it is asking too much of the barbaric peasant to know how to till the soil without daddy kulak telling them how to do it.

>>538118
The guy I replied to seemed to imply that the rich people leaving wasn't really significant since they couldn't take the farmland with them. I was just explicitly saying what the landowners did take with them, which was capital and knowledge. And yes, machines and such can be reacquired by the state, but obviously some central committee in Moscow made up of party-puppets and bureaucrats isn't going to know what tools my farm needs better than me, neither are they going to know much my clients need me to produce. I don't doubt they'd me send me the latest version of The People's Tractor 3000, the same they send everyone else, made up of scrap parts and involving over 10.000 people in the production process, but maybe that's not what I need. Also, look into industrial productivity levels in the URSS and compare these with the USA's. In all industrial indicators for the URSS, you see progress in the first years (sometimes impressive progress), which isn't surprising since they were centuries behind the West, politically, socially and economically, but a few years later growth rates start to decline, some even reaching negative values.

>>537955
oh god you are stupid

>>538199
best one

>>537605
Who is that on the right?

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>>537731
these are fucking hilarious

>>537955
Farmland really isn't worth much if the government tells you what you will grow, how much of it, and at what price you can sell it for.

Of course if you complain you will be deemed a traitor to the revolution and executed.

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>>537631
That´s a very fucking shitty Bismarck. Looks like cheap cosplay. Fuck, that enrages me very much!

t. German

>>538131

>he thinks 20th century farming is just tilling the soil

>>538199
gets me everytime

>>538367
Diogenes.

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>>537808

i love how much Pinochet triggers people

how can you not love the guy like this?

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>>537860

>>539240
I've only been on 4chan for a year and a half.
What's the origin of this meme?

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>>539265
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/racists-on-4chan

>>538199
that got me good

>>539282
Thanks senpai. I've seen so many that I didn't know which was the original.

>>537875
>tfw you see your meme on /his/

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>>539282
Hey buddy, is this your hometown? you fucking degenerate

>>539346
its a very dank one , lad

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY

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Only one I've got. Sorry.

>>537823
this actually made me laugh. And then I actually stopped for a moment to wonder if I would sell my girlfriend to ally with Poland

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>>539536

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>>539543

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>>539527
YES.

>>539480
kekd

>>539485
you brought me joy in this life. may god grant you joy in the next

>>539485
Bretty gud

>>538199
only good image posted in the thread

>>539606
>/pol/meme =/= /his/meme
2/10

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>>539664
cry me a river tumblr

>>539686
Go back to /pol/, it exists for a reason

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>>539790
nah I ain't gonna do it
>>>/facebook/

Does anyone have that one cartoon thats like "oh shit here come the turks" (and the turks are shitting everywhere)?

>>539817
Does anyone have that comic where there isn't a humor thread on /his/?

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>>539817

>>539853
ayy thank you

>>539142
It's been said that the Pope encouraged Tepier to condemn Aristotle even though it's also said there is no proof of it.

It's sad the way everyone basically stopped trying after the plague and the 100 Year War

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>>537695

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Trump 2016 because Redhead Presidents are best presidents

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>>539581
God bless you.

>>537591
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>>537607
>>537631
>>537683
>>537695
>>537731


These threads are literally fucking reddit cancer. Fuck off

>>540148
He's clearly blonde. Are you fucking retarded.

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>>537816

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>>539282

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>>540252

>ITT catholic shitposting

>>540272
I get it. It's mocking /pol/ because they're fucking retarded.
But it isn't funny.

>>539492
Poland is best ally, unless you're Prussia. In that case, you are your own ally.

>>537823
Oh come on, can people stop acting like princesses weren't at least pampered with servants and expensive things despite this?

>>540386
All of those quotes are real m8.

>>537816
>
> (USER WAS EXCOMMUNICATED FOR THIS POST)

That was kinda funny.

>>539346
>your meme
>implying
Fuck off normie meme thief

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Oc from just now

>>537605
>plug
shouldn't it be pluck?

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>>537779
Paglia is based

>>538468
Warum Bismarck als Manlet depicted ist?

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>>539263

>>539485
This is funny. Doubly so since the Germans are the only ones worthwhile to ever call themselves human. Triple-so if you factor that every other race deserves extermination. Quadruple so if you count that jews deserve this extermination double so.
All in all, Non-germans deserve extinction, except for me.

>>540554
>Roman shield
Somehow segmented body armour

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>>540554

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>>541495

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>>541506

>>541537
I only understand this because I played Europa Universalis. Games r gud

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Last one

>>538199
that's actually pretty good

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>NOTHIN AT ALL
>NOTHIN AT ALL
>NOTHIN AT ALL

>>541602
OK, let me explain this one to you. I was born and live in what was once the Austro-Hungarian Empire. I am a halfbreed, all my grandparents had different maternal languages. You have no clue anon, no clue, how important soup is to both out culinary traditions, but also as cultural heritage.
Having your soup kettle bombarded by some waterkikes from the West means they are not playing fair and you are going home. Not in defeat, but because they are not chivalrous and honorable and because you need another kettle to make some fucking soup. I can't even imagine facing pain, suffering and maybe oblivion without a bowl of fucking soup. It's just that important.

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>>541611
>austro-hungarian

>>541613
Yeah, I'm both German, Hungarian, Croatian and Romanian. The empire was shit tho.

>>539485
Beyond excellent

>>539266
I laughed hard at this. Very good.

>>541533

>north african front, ww2

>>537814
They don't, except for a few fringe conservative subreddits.

Reddit is way liberal.

>>537831
This is hilarious, I would buy a print of this.

>>538381
Underrated as fuck

>>540207
>reddit cancer
>says that while browsing (arguably) the most reddit influenced board this site has ever seen

>>541495
>>541498
seen this before but the second pic killed me

>>541821
>doesn't know what /v/edditors have turned /v/ into
>hasn't been on /tv/ for a while
>/pol/
>/mu/

Boards way shittier than this.

>>541835
his is best board aside from /b/ for fapping purposes

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>>541841
Holy shit

/thread/

>>541841

>what are /fit/ high test threads

>>539485
>holland is techno music

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>>541841
Agreed.

>>540263
Wasn't paganism pretty much dealt with in Europe solely by Catholics? Northern Crusades and all that.

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>>541939
Yes but it's just a comic...

>>541598
siege on young trebber

>>541598
Siege on, young trebber

Not sure why rage and humor threads are persecuted here. They have a long history here on 4chan arent unfunny shit like you guys generally perceive.

>>537830
Beyond this rice hat is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof

Dont forget to upboat for epic bread

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>>543121
newfags/redditors seem to think 4chan is a place for le serious le enlightened discussion only
/his/ is full of those fags

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>>541689

>>543121
>>543141
9gag detected.

>>543141
Well id love to see that but its really unlikely to get any better than it is now. /biz/ has the same problem, theres no point in lurking the board beyond young adulthood.

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>>541592

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>>543245

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>>543249

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>>543252

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>>543256

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>>543260

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>>543269

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>>543274

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>>543277

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>>543280

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>>543284
>>541592

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>>543297

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>>540554
>Mythological Bird Roman Soldier Emblem
>Mythological Bird Soldier

>Bird Soldier

>>539853
But why are the Muslims concerned about Turks?

>>543317
kek

>>541864
Kek. Holy shit!

>>541864
This isn't the fiction board. That incident literally never happened.

>>>/lit/

>>538381
I loled

>>543249
That's just depressing

>>539485
dat logh music

"What the hell, Luigi, you can see what fortune can do to men. You had just finished fucking your woman when you want another one. I've been in Modena for several days when I came across an old woman who washes my shirts. She asked me to come into her hovel because she wished to show me some fine shirts. Innocent prick that I am I went in. There was a woman over in the corner. "This is the shirt that I wanted to sell you," the hag said. I was terrified. But I fucked her. I found her thighs flabby and her cunt damp. Her breath stank. But I was horny. When I was finished I took a torch and looked at her. I nearly dropped dead. The woman was ugly. She had a tuft of hair on her head but her head was bald. Her forehead was scarred. One eye looked up, the other down. Her eyes were filled with mucus, and she had no eyebrows. Her nose was twisted into a funny shape. Her mouth looked like Lorenzo de' Medici's but was bent to one side. She was toothless and saliva drooled out of her mouth. Her upper lip had a moustache. I looked at her stupefied. "What's the matter sir?" she asked me. As soon as she opened her mouth, such a stench came out that my eyes and my nose were assaulted and my stomach indignant. They could not bear it, and I vomited all over her." - Machiavelli, lad of the year

>>539485
I haven't laughed this hard in a while, thank you anon.

>>543256
oh boy that hit home

>>537807

This thread is funny.

>>537807
>racism can count as shitposting
What about all the other -isms?

>>541509
>pater familiae
It's pater familias

>>539265
>>539282
>spoonfeeding
Truly the worst board on 4chan

>>545097
well its not mutch i can do when its a print screen now can i

>>537765
>>537753
>>537695
>>537607
>>537605
>>538199
>>539480
Same shit every thread Jesus Christ

>>539545
The analytical side says more about poster than analytical philosophy.

just looik up list of battles involving vikings if you want to laugh
>being so inept you can't conquer a war torn country
>avoiding country for 40 years after suffering one defeat

lmao muh valhalla

>>537765
>world's greatest empire
>ottomans
top fucking kek

>>537812
>>539013
Im 12 and what is dis xDddddd!!!!!1!!gommies xDD!!!!1

>>546219
bring somthing new then

>>546319
Hey /pol/, watcha doin'?!

>>539282
>racists on 4chan

The real name of the meme is "niggerwalk" but KYM have to be politically correct

>>537831
>"Assassination of Archduke spreads fear at Archduke Convention"
>"The convention. held yearly since 1421, gives archdukes of diverse backgrounds an opportunity to get acquainted, exchange archduke ideas, and purchase special archduke-only effects, most of a commercial nature."

kek

>>541598
Siege on, young trebber

>>537812
this is b8

>>541939
It's stupid to separate between catholic and protestant before protestants were a thing t.b.h. The Grand Master of the Teutonic Order was one of the first important men to convert to protestantism.

>>539485
>Americans will actually believe this

lmao

>>543334
Racial hate.

>>537631
My GF and actually have had fight over me not wanting to have sex and just watch the goddamn movie

>>545257
> Spoonfeeding
What does an /a/utist do on a history board anyway?

>>546983
History of Japan desu.

>>538199
Actually chuckled at this one

>>547279
It's simple:
>inner genocide
>almost get genocided
>top inner genocide
>outer genocide
>short inner genocide
>no more genocide
>small inner genocide
>APEX outer genocide
>almost get genocided
>kurosawa & mifune
>animoo

Now you can go

>>537831
>Ottoman Empire almost declares war on itself
Top jej

>>537753
Ubi se

>>540148
>formally recognized Texas as part of the USA and not Mexico
That was Polk you uneducated fuckwit

>>546834
seems unhealthy

>>541533
>Nazi Germany will never resurrect the Roman Empire to deal wth all the jews
Why even live

>>541598
SIEGE ON, YOUNG TREBBER

>>541613
>Serbians ITT

>>539265
>a year and a half

is this real life jesus fuck off back to reddit

>>537830
>Not posting the gif

Threads like this are dangerous. Sets the stage for another meme filled, decadent sub.

I wouldn't allow it. Can't have a serious sub filled with serious discussion without manchildren forcing in SO FUNNY AHIHIHIHI.

>>539263
What is the bottom picture from?

>>540047
underrated

Nigga shut the fuck up humour threads have been here for all the brief life of this sub. They provide good entertainment and some OC, besides it's not like one humour thread is going to hide all the lmaoserious discussion threads.

Fuck off.

>>550959
>>551184
This thread is cancer, and so is the entire /hum/ side of /his/.

If there were a proper no-humanities history board, fine. But as it is this board is just full of pretentious little shits leaking shit philosophy all over the place.

>>551227
So what? A phylosophy board would be shit, even shittier than /lit/. This is a good place for that kind of discussion, pretiontious little shits are an integral part of 4chan anon, they have nowhere else to go let them be. At least here on /his/ the general level of discussion is somewhat decent, if I browse /pol/ my head starts to hurt after five seconds, and it's a waste of time trying to talk with them.
This thread might be cancer since it has few OC, but I remember /hum/ threads that had wayy more OC. Besides, /hum/ threads helps cementify the board culture, and allow you a nice break from serious discussion and shit.
/his/ is by far my favourite 4chan board alongiside /fit/ and /ck/. For different reason they all provide me good information, many laughs and I generally like lurking.
Used to lurk /tv/ but I can't anymore. Sometimes I go on /r9k/ or /int/ if I feel like shitposting, but that's just that.

Let them leak philosophy, it's not like they are hurting anyone. If there were a phylosophy board if would be difficult finding gems there, if some phylosophy leaks here it can do nothing but good.

How the fuck do you spell phylosophy, I'm italian lmao.

>>541861
>Went to /fit/ to find out
>Saw a thread about a guy cutting off his own mole
>Came back to /his/
Annnnnd thats enough for the day.

>>540047
i dont get it

>>543987
dam son.jpg

>>550959
>sub
Where the fuck do you think we are? Seriously, where? I think you think we're on reddit right now. Fuck off.

>>537742
>tfw someone posts your OC and you realise how unfunny it is

>>551516
Read the filename

Are these threads made by some research institute who wants to see what people responds better to killing the board in the process?

>>546983
>literally handling meme-welfare to redditards and newfags

>>539485
god bless america

>>540047
Deses on gadedral :DDDDDD
fug :DDDDDDDDDD

>>537955
As a general rule, refugees from the old USSR hate you all and think that you're generally useless. In their defense, everyone should hate you and you're useless.

>>540148
Ummm... the Democrats are actually known as the party of Jefferson. The sobriquet for the Republicans is "The Party of Lincoln"

>>539790
mad normie

>>537811
I love this one, but it's still not as good as the original MULTI TRACK DRIFTING

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>>539485
Every fucking time.

>>546834
seems reasonable

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>>541516
>If we wanted a failed state, we'd go to Carthage

Never gets old.

>>539485
excellent.
/gsg/ does us all proud

>>541598
Siege on, young trebber

>>541685
Lost at this way harder than I should have

>>541598
Siege on, young trebber

>>541598
Siege on, young Trebber

>>551090
people born in 1890, experiencing world war one

>>539485
As an American, this is 200% correct.

>>539790
Somebody is upset

>>537831
This is the funniest image in this thread, top lel

>>539013
Chilena are no human

>>546219
Welcome to 4chan.

>>545097

No it is pater familiae. Familia is a 1st declension feminine noun and the phrase means father of the family. Therefore familiae in the genitive is correct.

Git gud

>>551315

>not doing everything in your power to look as naturally aesthetic as possible
>making it

pick one pleb

>>539790
Heil Hitler

>>539485
>German Empire
Fucking lost

>>538106
Was having your farms taken away part of your plan?

>>539266
What were the 7 books? What did they contain?

>>539282
>all those comments on that page
well then.
we lost the meme war

>>543987
Ok seriously, where is this from?

>>539485
This is amazing, thank you so much

>>537875
well, they used bulgarian cannon engineers to plan the siege and use of artillery so ottomans did not break down those walls.

>>558374
kill yourself