Which person in ancient history was the most physically repulsive?

your mum

ur mum

>>532126
dang, thread didnt' update fast enough :F

eure mutter

the joke is saying not just that your mom is ugly, but also that she is really really old LOL

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>>532123
According to Gorgias and Plato, Socrates was pretty ugly.

Henry VIII once he got grotesquely obese

>>532123
He looks like Tito

>>532189
Titus climbed into Berenice's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.

Upon awakening Berenice found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Titus was naked, standing in front of her with a big Roman boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hellenes used to say... it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Titus leaped forward and grabbed Berenice's overdeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.

The blood aroused Titus more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hellenic sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Titus grabbed a hammer and smashed at Berenice's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Titus plunged in.

He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Berenice and she lost consciousness. Titus came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Titus cleaned his dick off with Berenice's tongue.

Titus tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.

Titus then undid Berenice's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Roman happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Berenice.

Titus shoved his hand up Berenice's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Titus started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.

He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Titus went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Berenice's body.

Just then Titus remembered, he was not man, but bear. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Eurasian Brown Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Berenice's brother came in.

"Berenice it's time for temple-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD BERE-" and Titus attacked and ate King Herod Agrippa II. Then Titus went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Britannia.

>>532290
i have a bonner rn

>>532123
>>532286
>>532290
>shitting on one of the best Emperors ever

>>532388
sorry, it was just a really obvious edit to make

>>532123
That fat sack of shit Vitellius, probably.

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>>...a monstrosity of a man, a pygmy, fat-headed and like a mole as to the smallness of his eyes; disgusting with his short, broad, thick, and half hoary beard; disgraced by a neck an inch long; very bristly through the length and thickness of his hair; in color an Ethiopian; one whom it would not be pleasant to meet in the middle of the night; with extensive belly, lean of loin, very long of hip considering his short stature, small of shank, proportionate as to his heels and feet; clad in a garment costly but too old, and foul-smelling and faded through age; shod with Sicyonian shoes; bold of tongue, a fox by nature, in perjury, and lying a Ulysses.[7]

>>532450
t. liutprand of cremona

>>532286
>>532290
Is this some meme/pasta I was not aware of?
Also, wat.

>>532461
This is an old copypasta about Surfshack Tito from Rocket Power raping a character from the show.

>>532476
Kewl.

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Hands down.