Who was the smuggest person in history?

The Professor who smirked quite Jewishly
Luther
Any of the new atheists
Betrand Russell
Voltaire is definitely up there
Thomas Paine, definitely smug

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Aristophanes

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>>519044
Diogenes of Synope, also known as the philosopher that mocked Plato's definition of man (a featherless biped) by plucking out a chicken and making it parade to the cry of "behold Plato's man", lived in a barrel, masturbated in public, and famously told Alexander the Great "move aside, you are blocking out the sun".

He was living the smug lyfe way before frogposters became a thing.

>>519117
is Diogenes the original pepe?

>>519044
Three words:

Jean

Paul

Sartre

>>519478
Why? Because he was ugly but still got laid all the time?

>>519454
Well, he was basically the original troll and gave no fucks. Modern absurdists and performance artists can't even come close to his game.

>>519478
"Jean"
"Paul"
"Sartre"

>>519054
>The Professor who smirked quite Jewishly
?

>>521211
Lurk more

>>521211
memes

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>>519544
>>519117
>>519454

>>519544
oh shut the fuck up please, just dont spew bullshit anymore, it will be better for all of us

>>519044
>HOLY

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>>519044
Nero. Right before he died he said "What an artist dies in me."

>>522959
Before he died Vespasian said "Woe is me. I think I'm turning into a god."

>>521700
>"I think we will find here is the 'emptiness'"
I've only ever seen this on 4chan but even if it's just a modern invention, this quote is the best Plato joke I've ever heard.