Come up with nicknames for historical people
>Michel "send your cavalry to the cemetery" Ney
Literally Etienne Gerard: the Marshal
>Simo "Slav Slashing" Häyhä
>>515194
>Louis-Joseph "Let's Take Our Horses Ice-skating" Lahure
Basil "One-thousand eyes for an eye" Porphyrogenitus
Margaret "Cunt" Thatcher.
Werner "Better than the rest" Best.
>>516489
And i forgot the image
Franklin "only important polio victim in history" Roosevelt
Oswald "Just fuck my career up" Mosley
Friedrich "Silesia is mine, you Austrian swine" the great
Christian II, or more known as Christian "Killing Swedes covers my daily needs" the Tyrant.
Douglas "Spooked by the Gook" McArthur.
Douglas "Takes a Slap from the Jap" MacArthur.
Douglas "Lets the Chink through the Chainlink," MacArthur
Douglas "ignore the intel, enemies invade well" MacArthur
Douglas "Just wear the shades and the shame fades" MacArthur
Julius "Maul the Gaul" Caesar
Marcus "Lube your Danube" Aurelius
Flavius "Sack your Takht" Hereclius
>D. Sebastião "time to disappear in Alcácer-Quibir" of Avis.
Paul "modernize and proselytize" III
Masa "hol up we wuz kangz" Musa
anthiocus III "fuck magnets" the great
Augustus "found your city made of marble and reduced it to a pile of bricks" Caesar
Tullius "greatest senator of Rome, oh how lucky you were to be born under my consulate great Urbs, great city of wonders, chief of which me, the most eloquent, intelligent, charismatic and interesting man in history, atticus please respond" Cicero
Leopold 'pop pop pop watchin' niggas drop' of Belgium
>>517404
>not lop lop lop, watchin limbs drop
ya goofed
>>517404
I'm reading King Leopold's Ghost right now. The dude was legit pure evil.
>>516974
catchy
>>515306
>"Smiling" Simo Häyhä
>>517426
> Weird so am I
>>516755
holy shit my sides.
Park "Money" Chung-Hee
>>517426
>evil
Just stop.
>>515194
Georgy "Liberator of Europe" Zhukov
George "Butthurt" Patton
Yahweh "The Chief from Tel-Aviv" Sabaoth
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Georgy "Discredited for Everything" Zhukov