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>>3020715
Get some extremist priests, money and political power

>>3020715
Sacrifice more goats to Zeus

By raising a legion, retaking the imperial city, and sacking Berlin. Hail Caesar!

The language of mathematics.

French
Maximum pretentiousness

>>3020662
Latin.

>>3020581
Sea people.

>>3020581

Naggers

>>3020581
Depletion of resouces required to make bronze. Trade routes that transported goods were disrupted interrupting the trade flow of bronze in the system.

Bronze using civilizations were BTFO by ones using iron

Conventional 'academic' wisdom is that Hitler would have failed an invasion of Britain. Mostly based on the claims made by deluded British generals who ran a simulation once.
Convential 'academic' wisdom also expected Hitler to get curbstomped by France in 1939. So keep that in mind. Experts are retarded.

The truth is that the Brits had barely an planes left that could fly by the end of the Battle of England while Germany could keep pumping them. Considering how little the British land forces had at their disposal, their retarded doctrines, give Hitler a year and he would have conquered the Island.
Take the Island, then fight the Russians. For all his admiration of Napoleon, Shitler couldn't even get that part right.

>>3020605
>The truth is that the Brits had barely an planes left that could fly by the end of the Battle of England while Germany could keep pumping them
this is either straight up retardation or revisionism. the UK easily outproduced Germany in terms of aircraft and trained pilots, not to mention the Royal navy isn't just going to let Germany cross the channel in dinky river barges.

>>3020605
>while Germany could keep pumping them
Britain literally outproduced Germany in terms of Aircraft production until 1944
http://www.nationalww2museum.org/learn/education/for-students/ww2-history/ww2-by-the-numbers/wartime-production.html?

>>3020502
> I've been wondering lately whether there was any recorded cases of SS members using the ashes of burnt Jewish bodies as seasoning?
No. I imagine someone like Himmler would be quite capable of it though

Yeah, and also they made soap and light shades.

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>>3020506
Technically anybody is capable of using the ashes of dead people as seasoning.

bury it deep, yamaguchi

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Mishima was better
>Tell JDF guys to join you
>They all call you a faggot
>Attempt to kill yourself
>Fuck it up
>Your second fucks it up too and can't kill you in one swing

>>3020272
BURY IT DEEP YAMAGUCHI

>>3020186
Islam already existed for over a thousand years.

>>3020191
Prior to the modern day islamic invasion of Europe

>>3020186

We lived in a state of existential dread, expecting an atomic war to wipe everything out at any moment. Then the Cold War ended, and for a brief decade the West was filled with a boundless optimism. Then 9/11 happened and we entered a new period of existential dread.

>TONIGHT ON; THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR
>MANFRED VON RICHTHOFEN, HE WAS THE COLD BLOODED KILLER OF THE SKY, KNOWN AS THE RED BARON FOR HIS MERCILESS APPROACH TO AERIAL WARFARE
>VERSUS T.E LAWRENCE, THE HEROIC BRITON WHO BROUGHT FREEDOM TO THE ARAB TRIBES AND LEAD A SMALL FORCE TO CONQUER ONE OF THE GREATEST EMPIRES EVER KNOWN
>WHO
>IS
>DEADLIEST!
>TO FIND OUT, OUR TEAM OF EXPERTS ARE TESTING HSTORIES MOST DEADLY WEAPONS
>USING 21ST CENTURY SCIENCE WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE 2 WARRIORS GO TOE TO TOE
>NO RULES, NO SAFETY, NO MERCY
>IT'S A DUEL TO THE DEATH TO DECIDE WHO IS
>THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR

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>>3020176
>DW Fag

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>>3020188
What's the matter bro? Don't like fun bro? Cheer up bro

>>3020082

Nobody is stopping you, go find a patch of wasteland, buy 300,000,000 tonnes of concrete, and get to work.

>>3020082
>you'll never be forced to leave your farm every year to be whipped as you haul 20 tonne stones from the quarry to the pyramid site for 4 months

>>3020092
Better than being terminally NEET. At least you'd get to meet some people.

>>3019816
Yes, anyone vaguely familiar with the history of the last 700 years knows of the Ottoman Empire.

>>3019816
Even though I'm a a Byzaboo, they're kind of cool imo, at least they left the city of Constantine in a better state than they found it (can't say the same for the L*tins) but the T*rkposters ruined it.
After Vienna it was pretty irrelevant, though.

>>3019816
They were a major military power for most of modern history
The reason why mediterranean trade became irrelevant
Impact on the balkans
I think that's it

>>3019806
>There's still some interesting stuff, like crosses to Germans forced from their homes in Eastern Europe, but nothing much openly Nazi that I can find.
That's not related to Nazis, but Germans. And with the rise of urban left the amount of memorials to the expelees grows larger.

also this might be interesting to you
>https://www.volksbund.de/en/presse/volksbund.html

>>3019862
Thanks for the info, I'll look into it.
There are some memorials specifically to Nazis, but they're well-hidden.

http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/the-german-war-graves-of-berchtesgaden

Mostly set up by families. When I was in Latvia for a day trip, our guide drove us past cemeteries for the Latvian Legion and I saw a large marble monument of their unit patch. Latvia also has Legionnaires Day, which the rest of Europe slaps them on the wrist for.

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I wouldn't call it a Nazi memorial, but Feldbach (Austria) has monuments dedicated to SS-men (Galicia division) and UNA forces who fought there in 1945

By not being actually important enough to usurp their position.

>>3019485
This
800< years of being figureheads

Doesn't actually rule, allowed shoguns to handle mostly everything till Meiji restoration, never had serious rivals, lived isolated, super duper high assabiya due to being literally autism : the country.

>>3019414
Pet nigger they brought with them to parade around as exotic animals in fancy armor.

thats about it. the japanese are bigger racists than any euro or yank could ever be. trust me.

>>3019417
They actually adored yasuke since they believed that buddha also had black skin (as in pitch black)

>>3019417
Basically this, Nobunaga was intrigued by his black skin and used him as an accessory

>Hey look what I've got! Yasuke, show them your face

>>3019354
Modern day Czech republic. The Pripet marsh in Belarus is a meme theory created by a brainlet.

>>3019354
Iranian/scythians going west is my bet, like the pre-"celts"/italians or Dorics, they were one of the last indo-european migration if you want, to the west.

>>3019390
WE

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>>3019350

Because we are elves

>>3019350
They managed to take over the Roman lands and with them the Roman institutions and technology, therefore gaining a great advantage over the rest of Europe, bar the Eastern Roman Empire.

>>3019350
>1 AD
>In Gaul


WE