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There are many that wuz, we don't say anything because we know precisely who wuz and who wuzn't.

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>>2991930
some wuz but many of those who say they wuz really wuznt n shieet

>>2991611

Pope says so.

>>2991375
Stop eating meat on Fridays.

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Stop masturbating

>>2991494
I-ll take your flyer Christ-chan!

https://youtu.be/i6GXNIuNDac

>>2991314

OP here.

That is actually a good example.

>>2991028
Whole beginning is wrong.

>>2990638
there is a reason it is called "the war of northern aggression".

>>2990638
They invaded for military purposes (look at the Gettysburg campaign), but they had no interest in adding non-slave states to the CSA.

>>2990638
The CSA's goal was independence. However, this doesn't mean they didn't act offensively.

They attack Fort Sumter which was occupied by the Union (though it could be debated who's land it was since it was off the coast of South Carolina). The CSA had two response options: look weak/illegitimate and continue to let the US chill out just off the coast, or, give them the boot and eliminate a possible threat to their security but at the same time risk war and being labeled as the aggressors.

There were some battles fought in territory which was indisputably Union, but again this was not to acquire land. For example, in the fall of 62 CSA farmers needed time to harvest their crops so Lee marched for Pennsylvania (he didn't want to hurt Maryland since it was a split state). His idea was to live off of Union crops, lower Union moral, and convince European powers that the south was worth supporting. Of course, this didn't exactly go the way he planned and they had to retreat after Antietam/Sharpsburg. He tried it again for the same reasons in 63 but then Gettysburg.

TL;DR They wanted be left alone but the US wasn't having it so sometimes they tried to invade them right back because life sucks when all the fighting is in your backyard.

Linguistics is the only respectable field in the humanities. Perhaps it's immune to leftist bs/they can't make stuff up and use for political aims so easily?

>>2990400
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linguistics_of_the_Soviet_Union

"The Soviet Union actively tried to incorporate Marxist ideals into the study of linguistics.
Linguists had important positions in the early Soviet state, as they were needed to develop alphabets for languages that previously had never been written.[1]
In the 1920s, language began to be seen as a social phenomenon, and Russian and Soviet linguists tried to give a sociological explanation to features of language. At the same time, Soviet linguists sought to develop a "Marxist" linguistics, as opposed to the early theories that were viewed as bourgeois. Based on this, linguists focused more on the spoken forms of the language, and devoted more time to the study of non-standard dialects than previous linguists had done. This can be seen in the work of Boris Alexandrovich Larin and Lev Petrovich Iakubinskii.[1]
The leading linguist of the early Soviet era was Nicholas Marr, known for his Japhetic theory. The theory suggested that the Kartvelian languages had a common origin with the Semitic languages. He also applied the idea of class struggle to the development of language. After Marr died, a likely ghost-written article credited to Stalin blasted Marr's theory, stating "Soviet linguistics cannot be advanced on the basis of an incorrect formula which is contrary to the whole course of the history of peoples and languages." Politically, World War II caused a rise in nationalism, which Japhetic theory argued against. This theory was never accepted outside the Soviet Union.[2]"

>>2990381
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychohistory

"Psychohistory is the study of the psychological motivations of historical events.[1] It attempts to combine the insights of psychoanalysis with the research methodology of the social sciences to understand the emotional origin of the social and political behavior of groups and nations, past and present. Its subject matter is childhood and the family, and psychological studies of anthropology and ethnology."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolutionary_psychology

"Evolutionary psychology is a theoretical approach in the social and natural sciences that examines psychological structure from a modern evolutionary perspective. It seeks to identify which human psychological traits are evolved adaptations – that is, the functional products of natural selection or sexual selection in human evolution. Adaptationist thinking about physiological mechanisms, such as the heart, lungs, and immune system, is common in evolutionary biology. Some evolutionary psychologists apply the same thinking to psychology, arguing that the modularity of mind is similar to that of the body and with different modular adaptations serving different functions. Evolutionary psychologists argue that much of human behavior is the output of psychological adaptations that evolved to solve recurrent problems in human ancestral environments.[1]

Evolutionary psychologists suggest that it is not simply a subdiscipline of psychology but that evolutionary theory can provide a foundational, metatheoretical framework that integrates the entire field of psychology in the same way evolution has for biology.[2][3][4]"

>>3054946
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delano_family

>>3054953
>franklin delanoy roosevelt
that clear the things up

>>3054946
Why did americans think a cripple would be the best person to represent them?

>>3054932
If you wanna go fuck a goat no one is stopping you.

>>3054947
Worng. Society will condemn this action.

>Singer argues that sexual activities between humans and animals that result in harm to the animal should remain illegal, but that "sex with animals does not always involve cruelty" and that "mutually satisfying activities" of a sexual nature may sometimes occur between humans and animals

>>3054664
No youtuber is, especially not one who's source of credibility is only a British Accent.

>>3054664
No YouTuber is a good source for political information.

Read a fucking book.

>muh horseshow theory
>SJW and alt-right are just the same
>collectivism bad, individualism good
>"fuck the future, I won't be alive"
>"religion is childish" (99.99% all humans who ever lived are childish then)
>believes in Guns, Germs and Steel theory
>uses a Semitic conqueror as an avatar of a modern liberal channel
>smoker
>morbidly obese

Maoism?
Ba'athism?

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>>3054659
Ba'athism maybe

Maoism? Nah

>>3054962
So because the idea was stupid it wasn't Western?

he knew you weren't serious and you suffer from autism so you didn't realize how obvious your body language and mannerisms are

To make sure you're actually serious

Judaism generally doesn't proselytize.
Partially because Orthodox (which is where the culture usually takes its cues) lifestyle is onerous, and partially due to historic persecution as minorities.

> Decide to betray my state and go with the North.
> Never speak to bff Lee or southern family ever again. Sisters declare me dead to them. Every Officer in the South curses my name and swears vengeance for my betrayal.
> Northerners don’t trust me, not even my room mate Sherman, and I get stuck playing second fiddle to incompetent leaders.
> Fuck this war.
> Get sent out West to raise an army, instantly run into a Southerner coming for my head.
> Kick his ass, route his army, slaughter his mens. First Union victory of the war.
> Not good enough, my mens need to be trained.
> Train mens.
> Washington sees me with a strong army, don’t trust me.
> Send an incompetent boss to take over.
> This guy is retarded, but I sweet talks him.
> Washington orders us to attack.
> I convince boss not to, to train.
> We trains.
> Washington demands we attack.
> Enemy attacks us, boss shits his pants.
> Relax bro, I got dis.
> We win.
> Boss happy, Washington demands we attack.
> No boss, bad idea, our mens need training.
> Boss listens. Washington fires him and replaces him with an even bigger dumb ass.
> New Boss orders attack.
> New Boss leads us into a trap.
> Whole army (except my mens) routes.
> Fuck you pussies, my mens is here to fight.
> Routing army sees my mens stand and fight, join in.
> Win second bloodiest Battle of the Civil War. Save the War. Become hero.
> New Boss is fired for being a dumb ass and coward.
> Washington can’t let a Southerner lead an army, send Grant to take command. Grant brings old roomate Sherman with him.
> Grant and Sherman want glory, send their mens to die pointlessly. Constantly fuck up.
> Be me.
> Notice enemy mens not lined up properly.
> Give orders to my mens to charge.
> Mens charge and win battle ezpz, minimal casualties, southerners turn and route.
> Grant “Who ordered that attack!”
> Shrug. “Wasn’t me. They just did that on their own, famalam”.
> Smug smile.
> Grant can't say shit.

> Washington super happy, Grant takes all the credit and goes to Washington to lead whole war effort.
> Sherman in charge, ordered to March on Atlanta (Lincoln’s re-election and the war hanging by a thread).
> Sherman wants to fight.
> Convince Sherman to use manuever warfare instead, gain steady ground to Atlanta ahead of schedule.
> Pressure from Washington to rush on Atlanta RIGHT NOW.
> Sherman decides to attack a fucking death trap.
> Be me.
> Me “Bad idea, bro.”
> Sherman “Do it anyway or I’ll court martial you, lol.”
> Fuck.
> Send mens to die.
> They die.
> Mens comes back.
> Sherman says “Send them again.”
> Grab that little bitch by his throat and say, “No! Fuck you!”
> Sherman concedes.
> Use maneuver warefare to avoid death trap, move on Atlanta.
> South changes leadership, they zerg rush right at my mens.
> My mens kick their asses, breaking the best of the South’s mens like they ain’t shit, cuz they wasn’t shit compared to my mens.
> Take Atlanta later that week.
> Secure Lincoln re-election.
> Sherman takes all the credit, wants to March to the sea.
> Be me.
> See the South trying to flank us to the west.
> Realize entire war could be lost if they succeed.
> “Yea bro, great idea. You do that.”
> In charge for the first time since the start of the war.
> Go West, completely annihilate a numerically superior army led by the best Southern Generals (except for my BFF Lee), win the war in the West so thoroughly that the War in the East is now irrelevant.
> Clean up the West, capture that pesky bitch Nathan B. Forest (ezpz, why everyone else struggling with this cunt?)
> War ends.
> Be me. Only undefeated General on either side of the war. Best kill / death ratio, mens worship me like a god, newspapers adore me, Southern and Northern Generals lament my success, say I basically won the war.

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> Politicians start pestering me to run for President.
> Fuck that. I’mma get as far from politics as I can.
> Get billet to control half of the US army in San Francisco, become defacto military dictator over everything past the Mississippi river.
> Life is good.
> Grant, Sherman, and Schofield write autobiographies lying about my accomplishments and stealing all the credit.
> That’s cool, I don’t care.
> My mens defend me.
> That’s cool, I don’t care.
> Schofield starts impugning my honor.
> THE FUCK YOU SAY, BITCH!!! IMMA GET YO-
> Die of a heart attack.
> Friends and family burn all my records.
> Body taken across the country in the largest funeral procession since Lincoln.
> Grant and Sherman attend funeral, both regret stealing my credit, admit I was the greatest General of All Time.
> Schofield still a bitch, becomes Secretary of War, grants himself a Medal of Honor for some shit that never happened, basically restructures the American Military and fucks everything up for the next several wars leading to the deaths of tens of thousands of Americans.
> My mens scrap together some cash for a statue of me in Washington D.C.
> Historians forget about me.
> Americans forget about me.
> Doesn’t matter.
> My mens didn’t forget, and I helped free the slaves who saved my life.
> That’ll do.

The next time you see this statue in Washington, pay your respects to the greatest General in American history.

Varg is completely insane and on top of that a literal killer, anyone who unironically likes him is a braindead retard

>Karl Gauss, Werner Heisenberg, Schrodinger, Leibniz, Euler, Max Planck, Rontgen, Kepler, Kant, Schopenhauer, Nietzsche....

no nothing at all

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lesser race (like you) just hate their superiors

>btfo by the "cockroaches of society"

What did he mean by this?

>>3054377
Roman Empire isn't even real, it's fiction brown people use to pretend they were relevant.

>>3054377
>cockroaches of society
Who? You going for a Turk roach joke there champ. You'll have to start by convincing me that Byzantium is Rome.