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>>2519554
I would be killed as a Mongol spy.

>>2519554
Go fight for the English and do my best to help them win

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>>2519554
I know how to speak spanish, but I don't know how far modern day spanish can get me in this era.

I'd probably journey east towards asia or the middle east in search of cannabis. I'm sure people in Europe in this year aren't even aware of weed, much less getting stoned, so I'd probably have to travel to find it.

I'd pretty much travel, hunting and maybe robbing and stealing from small villages as well if I don't get caught trying to make my way to the asia or the middle east in search of the weed plant. Along my travels I'd craft a chillum pipe out of clay for when I finally do find weed.

My life would just be one big journey to find marijuana in medieval times. I wonder if I'd make it.

pic related would be me in 1314

>>2519545
>being so much of a retard you can't even let your kids enjoy traditions
Sure, then explain about your depression to him.

>>2519576
Depression
>projecting

I was brought up with Based Morozko fairytale, which I knew we're fairytales. I just wonder if lying to your kids with something they will eventually find out is bad or not. I want a discussion lads.

>>2519545
>>2519607
>>2519576
The middle ground is probably to explain to your kid that Santa Claus is fiction, when your kid gets old enough to understand what fiction is and realizes cartoon characters aren't real people, which is at a really young age. Your kid can still enjoy the fiction like any other cartoon even though he knows it's fiction.

The hard part is making sure your kid doesn't become an edgelord and start making fun of other kids.

>>2519489

NUMNUMNUMNUMNUM BOOBOO REEEEEEE

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>>2519489

please stop bullying this man /his/

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Benjamin Netanyahu is the Jewish Messiah.

Jesus is the Messiah, but he was rejected because he wanted to allow the Gentiles to be redeemed too, and the Jews could not tolerate this.

He went through India and got hooked on that Bhuddism

>>2519437
>Baptisms are rape
Haha nigga it's literally just water
Just use a towel hahahah
Like nigga dry yourself off haha

>>2519465
>it's just semen, use a towel, dry yourself

>>2519474
Your parents didn't beat you for not going to church
They beat you because you're a fucking pussy

>>2519413
Are non-Indians technically Untouchables?

>>2519520
Of course not idiot. They are citizens of their own country. But if you mean immigrants, why on earth would they move to India if they aren't wealthy?

>>2519413
Ive never heard of a modern Indian trying to apply the caste system to non-Indians. At the very least it would make dealing with foreigners pretty damn complicated

Theravada wins because they use the Pali canon. Mahayana is based on stupid forged sutras (Vajrayana is a subsect of Mahayana) that deify the Buddha.

The consistency of style, the simplicity and beauty of the Pali canon is unrivaled when it comes to religious literature. Mahayana scriptures try to imitate it, but do a poor job.

Also the Pali dialect is sweeter and mellower than Sanskrit.

>>2519370

Dude all the Mahayana temples near my house are just creepy

Theravada feels more spiritual while Mahayana feels super culty lol

Zen is the only Mahayana thing I like

>>2519397
people who treat the buddha as a god are the weakest race.

pop-history for cretins

>this is modern war

>>2519368
>as the great ____ once said.....

Very little. They were shit allies to each other.

Germany basically needed Japan to invade the USSR from the East in order for Barbarossa to succeed. Japan kept up its non-aggression pact with the Soviets and instead started a war against the US and its allies. To show solidarity Hitler declared war on the US after Pearl Harbor, hoping it would convince Japan to declare war on the USSR, but they never did.

Nazi Germany was a JUST cuck.

Germany threw some weapons plans at Japan late in the war. They even loaded up submarines with heavy water and other nuclear materials. the nuclear weapon subs surrendered to the USA or were sunk.

Japan tried to war the Soviets in 39 and got stomped. So they just focused on China and the SEAsians.

>>2519358
Nips made a horrible mistake. Should've installed figureheads in China and actually make an East Asian cooperative instead of raping people and stealing resources.

>>2519288
When Jews evolved to be too smart for organized religion.

Keep in mind a fair number of secular Jews still believe in god on the level of Deism, but merely hold the Jewish religion to be a matter of cultural tradition.

When the shekel replaced YHWH

Jewish IQ grew too high for traditional religion to be a binding cultural force

>>2519159
Yes. No better than animals fighting for territory and dominance

>>2519159

The most violent.

It's why we own planet and most other Apex Predators are endangered species.

>>2519166
Humans have ideology and belief systems which just enhance our ability to want to do acts of violence against others.

>>2519112
Homosapien Sapiens(modern humans) most likely evolved in equitorial africa around 200,000 years ago

>>2519112
mommy

>>2519112

https://youtu.be/-evIyrrjTTY

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Europe on the eve of war

They weren't "wild," though. Fanatical and vicious, yes, but that doesn't contradict those rules. Quite the contrary.

>>2519096

>Rape, burning, pillaging
>strictly observe decorum

Pick one and only one

>>2519127
In Japan surrendering is shameful and killing yourself or fighting to the end is brave and honorable even if you lose.

So when a bunch of people surrendered to them they were offended and decided to give them the shame they deserved or whatever.

In their minds the surrendering enemy had breached decorum.

>>2519057
The problem wasn't racism, problem was anti-semitism. Anglos are bred to be Jewish slaves, it's in their genetics.

The Allies didn't fight Germany because they thought Germans were racist, The Allies fought Germany because Germany declared war on all of Europe and was making a play to be a global superpower.
Even the holocaust and Polish slaughter meant almost nothing to countries, every nation involved was there to protect its own interests first

>>2519061
Why is there anti-semitism and islamophobia but nothing for hate of Christians?