Picture that Tell a Story (amateur only plz)

>>869659
>chris likes this
best son

>>869737
I fucking loled

is there any girls from iceland

>>869743
His balls have a butthole.

>>869653
What's the story on this one?

>>869737
Top kek. Best post in this thread. Chris. What a guy.

Story is that OP likes shopped pics. The girl with glasses on her knees has blurred pixels around her like a fucking halo and the so does base of his cock. Terrible start to a thread. Shame on OP with that PSHOPPED CRAP!

>>869753
Cannot unsee

>>869762

Photoshop

>>870065

Story? More?

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my mates missses

the full album of what i have http://imgur.com/a/CHLMr

>>869656
Wow. Nostalgiad hard.

>>870088
fuckin easymode, i swear

>>869745
All this says is "burning man"
You should try it
It'll open your mind, raise your spirits, take you to new sexual experience, ruin any chances of working for a goverment agency / law enforcement / or special clearance position, and you'll come back with bug bites, fleas, and maybe even crabs

>>869659
>mother
facebookprofile still online??

>>869742
lol, looks like my former highschool classroom... I'm so confused. Chick on the right even looks like the nerdy girl, who used to scribble and draw in her notebook all the time.

>>870393
Nice'n'classy. Moar?

>>869654
Isn't that the bint giving head for free drinks in Spain?

>>869658
I've always found
>Her advice for future grads is to think things through.
to be the far funnier part of that write up.

>>870065
>>870086
pls no

>>869742
sauce and story?

>>870437
dunno exactly, but looks very much like some sort of polish classroom, also the empty plastic bottle looks like a Tymbark brand of juices.

>>870438
Damn, would love to know the story behind this .. cute schoolgirls sitting naked in class ... one of my dreams

>>869742
I found complete album. It's made in polish classroom.
http://pictures.mrstiff.com/gallery/high-school-girls-nude-studies-in-class_8586190

>>870452
You sir, are a true gentleman and muh nigga.

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>>870079
>>870065
The Story:
> MOBY DICK

>>869746
sauce?

>>870452
doint gods work

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SOME FAGGOTS WIFE, BLEW IT IN HER MOUTH

>>870690
Hot topic circa 2008

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http://m.imgur.com/a/VKmz6
1

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>>870913
Did what I could to clean that up.

>>869655
lol the fuck

>>869737
I had to do a double take on that one. Seriously Chris, way to go. Her son is fully traumatized, but not Chris.

>>869658
I always wonder if she thought things through when she did that.

>>871661
You know, I knew a guy by this name. Met his mom, too. She looked a lot like this. I know it's not him, but in my happy place, I like to think it is.

>>871568
You made it worse.
Shtap

>>870079
> Call me Ismael...

>>869746
story?

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>>872029
I actually LOLed. Have an internet.

>>871991
Please can you do that to my wife as well?

>>870389
>ruin any chances of working for a goverment agency / law enforcement / or special clearance position
?

wtf you on about, I have special clearance and been going since very early

>>871011
>deleted

*wink*wink*

>>872043
That is so exciting =P~ Do you have any more photos? Or maybe a video?

>>869653
shooped

>>869746
Hold up, i've seen her before. Name?

>>872940
That's Lena

>>871969
Wtf lol

>>870442
>cute

dude most of those are pretty fucking homely

>>872551
Europoor

>>876198
they look like generic fins

>>872535
Please leave leddit

>>869658
>Think things through
>"Nobody will ever even see this facial I'm taking"

>>876525
wtf?

>>876525
This picture tells no story but demands that one be told.

>>870086
Is she a Klingon?

>>875664
>your crankshaft

>>876524
>>876525
HIVEMIND!

>>876606
Good one. ^^

>>875659
God DAMN! The only story THAT picture tells is the one where our collective dicks avoid this Rumplefugly bitch like a #BlackLivesMatter protester runs from a job application!

>>873482
That's a shity photoshop you fuckin faggot. Get a life, and don't try to make others as miserable as yours...

>>872549
Top Ha

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>>875655

they're British girls on holiday, I think they just have photographers getting them naked in clubs.

>>875655
I swear that's Amy Schumer on the right, before she hit it big.

>>876604

Shes obviously a Tellarite get your shit straight.

>>877191

Holy shit you're right.

>>873360
I think I know her too. What's her name?

>>872940
That picture tells a story of your lack of photoshop skills.

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My name is Commander Anon and this is my favorite thread on the Normandy.

>>876589
Here here

>>878556
What's the story?

>>878580
The story of love, betrayal and bad camera

>>875662
moar

>>878527
Nice reference and great picture Commander

>>878077
I think it's Jesse Eisenberg, maybe?

>>876352
nice cropping skills.

>>876358
"have an internet" is now reddit now?

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something special for this bitch?

>>878714
The bad camera was obvious...

>>876358
hello summerfag

>>878774
Hey, my bathroom looks exactly like that!
Except there are no naked chicks.

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>>876347
>generic fins

>>879703
>Finns

>>873360
looks like Carl from twd

>>875655
I used to live in Puerto Rico. I would go down to the tourist areas on Friday and hit on the British women there with their "hen parties".

I would drink with them on Friday and then take them around the island the next day. I fucked more British women than Puerto Rican women. The girls in the hen parties would be down for threesomes more often than not.

I would bring my buddy along so he could help. The hen parties frequently had 4 or 5 women and you needed to divide to conquer.

good times.

>>870086
Her name isn't megan is it?

>>872551

>narc located

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>>877979
>>877191
>>875655

>>875571


Post them please

>>878749
interested

>>870086
She certainly doesn't "misses" any meals

>>875571
Post em mate

>>869656

wow, i remember dl'ing this full set from kazaa in like '02 or '03.

>>876525
I've seen this picture everywhere and I still have no idea what is going on. Like what is he sticking his penis into. Why is he doing this, and why is it all wrapped up.

>>880961
That looks pretty shooped. But what the hell is wrong with this person is very unclear. Looks like a disease of some sort

>>872535

> tired Zoe is tired
cute little cocksucker, but I still hope to see some action in other areas

>>876746
You do know that most of those protesters are in college, right?

You must have meant like like how a white conservative avoids the facts like the plague.

>>876525
looks like some sort of craft project (paper mache?) and the dude decided to stick his dick into it to make some funny pics for the internet

>>883169
Bud gud kreaded da wurld in six days! It sais in da Bibble! A holy book wuddnd lie!

>>869742
What's wrong with her areolas ?
Strange white patterns...

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Mother and daughters

>>869741
Is this chicks name Lauren?

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>>876525
Lonestar!

>>884444
What

>>883321
omg, I want to impregnate the one on the right so bad right now...

>>870089
>>880843
whats it called?

>>884348
You're delicious, boss.

>>869659
mommy doing laundry whats wrong with this pic?

>>884348
And his sidekick ... Puke

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Friends pawg

>>869655
kek

>>870393
I have this "thing" for pantyhose

>>884444
Hahaha love the 2 black dudes in the bottom corner.
Some serious soul searching happening right there.

>>875664
Anyone have a name?

>>887183
All these people ugly as fuck

>>869653
These threads make me sad. Not because of the images themselves but because I get this vague sensation that the Nazis maybe were on to something when they wanted to eradicate weirdos.

>>869658

Anybody know the source on this?

I remember it from back in the day and could use a nostalgia fap

>>887274
She's in a couple of the COHF videos. Forgot her name.

>>887274
http://www.xvideos.com/video1559889/isabelle_needs_cohf_all_cum

>>889986
how do you know they were the bad guys? History is written by the winners after all and the U.S is starting to look alot like nazi germany for that matter

>>889986
1+

>>889986
Amen brother

Whether or not history was written by us or them, genocide is wrong XD "How do you know they were the bad guys" XD I'm sure you're not actually that fucking stupid, but if you are, maybe you should take a quick shower -.-

>>887239
all the better to leave them coated in cum.
preferably to have them clean each others mess with their tongue

the one in the middle would get the most semen

>>870393
kek looks like a dude down there

hot tho

>>870393
I can fap to this.

>>876525
Item #: SCP-3048

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-3048 is to be quartered at Site 5, Alpha Sector, Level 7, Suite 12 (janitors closet). 3048 is to be given access to the staff facilities upon request and supplied cleaning materials (sans any Ammonia based cleaners, which it will comsume endlessly) as it is the current acting janitor for Level 7. 3048 will be provided specialized rations designed by Dr. Weiss to help keep it in good health and also keep it from secreting a "cat piss like smell" when it consumes its natural diet of ammonia and yeast.

Additional security precautions are under review at this time.

Description:
SCP-3048 is a semi-sapient organism of unknown origin believed to have been abandoned on earth by visiting extraterrestrials in 1988 (thought to be species 49, Dr'ak system, Orion). 3048 is thought to have been left on earth due to genetic imperfections. 3048, colloquially reffered to as "Corky" is believed to be approximately 300 years of age with a total unknown lifespan when it deposited near the town of Flagstaff Arizona, US. "Corky" is generally friendly and is currently serving as the unpaid acting janitor for Level 7, despite 3 grievences filed by the SCPFSEU. "Corky" has a thick epidermal layer that will secret a horrendus smelling puss whose scent is similar to cat urine after it consumes even trace amounts of ammonia and yeast, which is believed to be its natural diet. To keep from needing to wash down Level 7 again, Dr Weiss of (REDACTED) department has created nutritional rations that have eliminated the scent given off by Corky's skin, additionally a special paper, normally used to help store sheets of steel without corrosion for long periods, has been applied to corky's epidermal layer to help retain moisture.


Addendum 1-15-2017

>contd....

>>890600
>.....contd

Addendum 1-15-2017

From the Director,

It has come to the attention of site administration that several D-class personel were taking advantage of Corkys lack of intelligence and good nature and the odd shape and suction mechanism of his tongue to "pleasure" themselves while not on duty, trading Windex for extreme "suck jobs" as they are being called. The admin became aware of the issue when one of the offending workers had to be treated for loss of his member when Corky bit down on it. This has apparently been occuring over several months. I will remind everyone that Corky, though mentally disabled, is also a member of a race of beings capable of interstellar travel and that he should be treated as an ambassador to our planet, not a fuck-toy. I am hereby reassigning all D class personal from level 7 on 24 hour rotating shifts for SCP-173, maybe next time they'll think before they act.

Regretfully,
Dir (REDACTED

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>>890029

>>884444
I fucking love Bridget Powers, I wish I was a morbidly obese man that dresses like a baby so I could watch Bridget get fucked on my birthday.

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Select all images with construction equipment.

>>875659
lol is that Lena Dunham?

>>869658
http://www.xvideos.com/video13323807/throat_fuck_gangbang_4

>>878556
I need to see more of this. The features look familiar....

>>891820
wow, she looks like fun

>>870614

Legend of the dog faced woman

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Making the most of public transportation.

>>893708
Is there a story to this pic?

>>893854
Seconded.

>>869658
>>892011
Watching this video really lets you see how broken she is. It allows you to see into her eyes and see the emptiness in her soul that once held ambition.

>>887208
My name is Eric.

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>>890029
>>890618

>>893972
It took me forever to realize you photoshopped the Potato guy's head.

>>875652
Nice looking chick, but any know where this pic was taken?

>>869743
Story of how aids is spread.

>>876522
Who do you think you are pissing off? Faggots, and or pretenders? Me and my M'8s like the cuck pics!

>>875660
why are her tits running away from each other?

>>883321
Ahhhhh....Hedo

>>893854
>>893908
Looks like a College FuckFest or College Rules still.

>>883321
Not remotely. Woman in middle is Suzie, porn actress. The other girls are the ones she met at Hedo. Not even reverse searching it

Damn

>>890600
>>890601
supremely underrated

>>869653
Good photoshop. I mean, it's a terrible photoshop, but a cute story.

my penis is stuck in my girlfriend's vagina, because when I put it in, I didn't have a boner but when I put it in, the boner came. then I cummed so hard and my gf could feel the cumm in her pussy please recommend a lubricant to take my cock out, or I will be stuck in this position forever

I have a 12 incher cock but it is only 6 inches when flaccid, when I have sex I cum for 10 minutes straight because I am on Viagra. yesterday, I wasn't on the pill and I didnt have a big boner, so my gf forced me to shave her pussy for me. I put her pube hairs in her pussy and then did anal and then I fucked her in the hairy pussy. then she also asked her sister to have sex with me so she could masturbate. now I have made two people pregnant. actually 3 because I fucked my step sister when we were drunk. wtf I'm gonna have 3 children

>>890029
Anyone know where this is from?

>>884444
hahaha that nigger's expression in the corner is fucking brilliant

>>878152

...still better story than twilight

>>876525
obviously this guy is skull fucking Jabba the Hut for Star Wars TFA tickets before it came out

>>884444

midget sucking off a clown! thats how you throw a bday party niggas

>>899405

Moar?

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Would you suck me?

>>878556
Anymore of her, what's the story?

>>884444

Somebody check those quads.

>>884572
IIRC ls sorority or lightspeed sorority or ls teens or something like that. Some of the best shit I fapped to back when still images of fake lesbians was enough to blow my load.

>>900564
Nope. Straighten that cock.

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>>893629

>>900720
I used to team my ex. Some time after we broke up, she brought to me an 18 year old who had heard that i could hook her up with a couple of large cocks. We fucked the shit out of her. Felt like a total boss.

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>>900771

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>>893629

>>891844
Yes, unfortunately

>>901095
this legit?

>>884751
More

>>900770
more of this girl plzzz

>>873360
I think that's Ariel Rebel

>>898810
2 guys are watching football, but the first is looking straight at cock.

>>898810

Saddest pic ever. Even the dog realizes how sad this shit is.

>>872551
Whats it like being gov cuck in the dea

>>875568
Im gonna tell her mate!

Please more! I love this sort of gallery

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>>893708
NIGGA LOOKS LIKE LINUS

>>894786
Yeah, white sluts can be pretty nasty.

>>893710
lol

>>876525
Could be mistaken for James AVGN Rolfe

>>893649
Just Google searched, vickyathome. Certainly looks like she can suck a dick

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>>898819
Iva Littmanova from Euronudes
http://imgur.com/a/Xqws2/embed?background=161616&amp%3Bamp%3Blink=c90467#0

>>869655
Looks shopped as fuck

>>899405
I wanna say this looks like near where I am, but probs not.

>>902035
Moar of this chick!

>>869658
she also doesn't really have the best teeth

>>884586
Underrated post

>>869746
I think this is rapper kitty pryde

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wut

>>871011
More of this?

>>875672
More of her?

>>901095
Moar

>>870428
>>887199
>>890031
>>890552

How do you underage faggots not know who Kyla Cole is? What are you fucking 12?

>>869657

Damn I love Ronja. What a filthy fucking whore.

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2 is better than 1...and cheap AF in Asia

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>>884444

>>869737
I'm assuming Chris is not her son, but rather the guy who gave her the hairal

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>>902820

>>890600
>>890601
wow

>>901664
Shut up woman, serious business is happening here.

>>890618
>>890618
>4chan
>Frontpage...

Damn, faggot

>>901664
>>898810

life goals

>>869741
lmao, her friend's face

>>898810

nice, that's how I watch football. Would be hot as fuck in a group

>>903187
Thank you, fucking perfect

>>894813
LOL! You...

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>>875659

>>869741
This is awesome, I'm pretty sure I go to school with this girl. Any more??

>>869659
and it was up long enough to no longer say "posted today" or "yesterday"

>>875666
is there more ?

>>893933
any more ?

>>904964
because it's fake as fuck, mate

>>903012
Underrated post

>>875655
>>877191
>>877979
guys amy has sister if remember correctly looks like the girl on left

>>878580
morning glory

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>>884444

>>869654
she's got a hitchiker's thumb

>>884526
Good luck with that balloon

>>890600
>>890601
if you actually typed this up 10/10

>>869653
That chick and dick seems to be shooped in.

>>905083
This.

Moar to this series?

I'd love to see the left one's face more clearly.

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>>875568

>>908303
What a moe

>>891819
I want to feel the earth move!

>>898952
The guy took that

>>870442
beware the cheerleader effect

>>887183
oh god they're sacrificing the girl in the middle to the cow demon

>>893698
is the dude in the back sitting on the bottom guys head? and lol at the hair fucker

>>902035
Sauce?

>>898810
I have been all of these men:
Getting blown by the hot one,
Getting blown by the fat one,
Getting blown by the meh one, but watching my wife blow the guy next to me,
Guy not getting blown, but comfortable enough to be near the blowjobs, watch the blowjobs, and still watch tv.
And the sad, sad troll at the kitchen table.

These events are not in chronological order.

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>>876522
BIG

>>876525
>>876525

fucken images is already posted. .. you're not breaking anything new to us fucknuts.

>>909857
"I have to apologize. I was born with a disfigurement where my head is made of the same material as the sun, which makes it impossible for you to look directly at me. It has always been this way."

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>>875655
>>>869742
> sauce and story?
>>>
>Anonymous 11/14/15(Sat)09:59:07 No.870438▶>>870442
> >>870437
girl on the left...what do you think? she was on hells kitchen...she was a bitch and i could see her doing this lol...sorry bad pic but biggest i could find, just google her

>>876522
TFW you realize the world record holder for world's largest penis is white.

>>901344
Yeah, but at the end of the day at least they're white.

>>910019
The name is Apollo but thanks for making an stupid assumption

>>898810
>this is the race the runs the world

jesus

>>876525
STATION!

>>902035
Bet she has a wide pussy like her jaw line.

>>911354
lel