post what you have, be creative
Story is that OP likes shopped pics. The girl with glasses on her knees has blurred pixels around her like a fucking halo and the so does base of his cock. Terrible start to a thread. Shame on OP with that PSHOPPED CRAP!
All this says is "burning man"
You should try it
It'll open your mind, raise your spirits, take you to new sexual experience, ruin any chances of working for a goverment agency / law enforcement / or special clearance position, and you'll come back with bug bites, fleas, and maybe even crabs
they're British girls on holiday, I think they just have photographers getting them naked in clubs.
My name is Commander Anon and this is my favorite thread on the Normandy.
I used to live in Puerto Rico. I would go down to the tourist areas on Friday and hit on the British women there with their "hen parties".
I would drink with them on Friday and then take them around the island the next day. I fucked more British women than Puerto Rican women. The girls in the hen parties would be down for threesomes more often than not.
I would bring my buddy along so he could help. The hen parties frequently had 4 or 5 women and you needed to divide to conquer.
If I'd catch my dog trying to hump that thing, i'd kick him off.
pic -200% related
Whether or not history was written by us or them, genocide is wrong XD "How do you know they were the bad guys" XD I'm sure you're not actually that fucking stupid, but if you are, maybe you should take a quick shower -.-
Item #: SCP-3048
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-3048 is to be quartered at Site 5, Alpha Sector, Level 7, Suite 12 (janitors closet). 3048 is to be given access to the staff facilities upon request and supplied cleaning materials (sans any Ammonia based cleaners, which it will comsume endlessly) as it is the current acting janitor for Level 7. 3048 will be provided specialized rations designed by Dr. Weiss to help keep it in good health and also keep it from secreting a "cat piss like smell" when it consumes its natural diet of ammonia and yeast.
Additional security precautions are under review at this time.
SCP-3048 is a semi-sapient organism of unknown origin believed to have been abandoned on earth by visiting extraterrestrials in 1988 (thought to be species 49, Dr'ak system, Orion). 3048 is thought to have been left on earth due to genetic imperfections. 3048, colloquially reffered to as "Corky" is believed to be approximately 300 years of age with a total unknown lifespan when it deposited near the town of Flagstaff Arizona, US. "Corky" is generally friendly and is currently serving as the unpaid acting janitor for Level 7, despite 3 grievences filed by the SCPFSEU. "Corky" has a thick epidermal layer that will secret a horrendus smelling puss whose scent is similar to cat urine after it consumes even trace amounts of ammonia and yeast, which is believed to be its natural diet. To keep from needing to wash down Level 7 again, Dr Weiss of (REDACTED) department has created nutritional rations that have eliminated the scent given off by Corky's skin, additionally a special paper, normally used to help store sheets of steel without corrosion for long periods, has been applied to corky's epidermal layer to help retain moisture.
From the Director,
It has come to the attention of site administration that several D-class personel were taking advantage of Corkys lack of intelligence and good nature and the odd shape and suction mechanism of his tongue to "pleasure" themselves while not on duty, trading Windex for extreme "suck jobs" as they are being called. The admin became aware of the issue when one of the offending workers had to be treated for loss of his member when Corky bit down on it. This has apparently been occuring over several months. I will remind everyone that Corky, though mentally disabled, is also a member of a race of beings capable of interstellar travel and that he should be treated as an ambassador to our planet, not a fuck-toy. I am hereby reassigning all D class personal from level 7 on 24 hour rotating shifts for SCP-173, maybe next time they'll think before they act.
my penis is stuck in my girlfriend's vagina, because when I put it in, I didn't have a boner but when I put it in, the boner came. then I cummed so hard and my gf could feel the cumm in her pussy please recommend a lubricant to take my cock out, or I will be stuck in this position forever
I have a 12 incher cock but it is only 6 inches when flaccid, when I have sex I cum for 10 minutes straight because I am on Viagra. yesterday, I wasn't on the pill and I didnt have a big boner, so my gf forced me to shave her pussy for me. I put her pube hairs in her pussy and then did anal and then I fucked her in the hairy pussy. then she also asked her sister to have sex with me so she could masturbate. now I have made two people pregnant. actually 3 because I fucked my step sister when we were drunk. wtf I'm gonna have 3 children
I used to team my ex. Some time after we broke up, she brought to me an 18 year old who had heard that i could hook her up with a couple of large cocks. We fucked the shit out of her. Felt like a total boss.
Iva Littmanova from Euronudes
I have been all of these men:
Getting blown by the hot one,
Getting blown by the fat one,
Getting blown by the meh one, but watching my wife blow the guy next to me,
Guy not getting blown, but comfortable enough to be near the blowjobs, watch the blowjobs, and still watch tv.
And the sad, sad troll at the kitchen table.
These events are not in chronological order.
"I have to apologize. I was born with a disfigurement where my head is made of the same material as the sun, which makes it impossible for you to look directly at me. It has always been this way."