Give me your fight WebMs.
>>9770425
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>>9770440
>>9770447
>>9770450
>>9770454
>>9770447
srsly funny stuff, ahahah
>>9770456
>>9770460
>>9770462
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>>9770469
>>9770474
That kid is dead lul >>9770447
>>9770476
>>9770476
Fucken hell, the swing on that guy
>>9770480
>>9770494
>>9770454
Not a terrible RNC, nice job fatty
>>9770496
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>>9770529
the chair hitting the cop is the coup de gras
>>9770532
>>9770462
so alpha
>>9770554
>>9770450
That kick in the end...
>>9770560
Thor returning to Earth to help.
>>9770561
>>9770567
>>9770450
I keep watching MMA in the hopes of seeing stuff like this but all I get is three rounds of hugging and glancing blows.
>>9770454
Picks a fight with porky pig. He still asks her if she's ok at the end.
Hopefully that bitch learned her lesson.
>>9770456
wow the power behind those hits is crazy.
>>9770570
>>9770589
>>9770425
Qual cidade?
>>9770434
kek'd
>>9770589
Even asks if he's okay at the end, good guy bouncer
>>9770447
holy fuck
did he relaly died
>>9770429
10/10
>>9770553
I threw up.
>>9770460
justice
>>9770447
how to kill yourself.
>>9770548
coup de grace you retarded fuck
>>9770553
Dead or alive ?
>>9770447
That snapped spine tho...
if he aint dead he def paralyzed from neck down
>>9770561
Big right hand !
>>9770561
Holy shit, I didn't expect that fight to go that way. I never thought a fat guy in a Hawaiian shirt could land so many haymakers
>>9770684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP1BtvOi1bE
>>9770429
did he break his back?
>>9770434
mma is so fucking retarded
>>9770494
damn apes
>>9770589
One of my buddies is a bouncer. Nicest fucking guy, always deals with the scum of the earth, never wants to beat the shit out of them even though he's a monster and he could. He usually takes their hits and tosses them. Mad respect for bouncers.
>>9770464
That guy doesnt have the gut to be a Russian martial artist so I'm just gonna go with glass jaws theory.
Someone reply please, was it mad skills or nigger glass jaw.
>>9770456
Wicked combo, dude had no clue what was hitting him.
>>9770425
I prefer margarine.
>>9770703
The grappling aspect isn't for everyone desu, but without a doubt it's effective. it's just that grappling becomes static and a sort of stalemate when the guys are a similar level which makes things worse for casuals
>>9770425
Is this the one where the kid pulls out knives and starts slashing at everyone, and then gets shot by a school cop?
>>9770425
I like to fucking knock people out who try to break up fights
they are both standing, they are both white, no one is yelling, let them fight. If you try to break up a fight im participating in I will fucking end you.
Its always some libtard old man too
>>9770494
Later that day
-Dindu nuffin officer
>>9770699
no, just knocked out. being thrown like that is like being punched 30 times simultaneously and the punches cannot glance off and your flesh cant bounce to get rid of some of the force
>>9770726
I was thinking glass jaw, then I noticed the dude in yellow has sandals on. Buddies just a badass bro.
>>9770589
BLACKED
>>9770754
Tomb raider physic
>>9770684
are you kidding? Hawaiian shirt fatguy is the deadliest kind of man on the planet, whats more fucked is this guys parents were somehow both male and he is the combination of a haiwaiian shirt fat guy and a noneck irish drunk
>>9770464
Why does he have the reaction time of a sloth?
>>9770469
Fuck, I watched enough fighting videos to see one happening near my house.
>>9770587
you for real ? The guy is still standing like he just got bitchslapped
>>9770667
SOURCE OF THIS ONE PLEASE!
>>9770741
Grappling is either complete domination like this, which is boring as fuck, or two mostly equal guys rolling around to the point of exhaustion, which is boring as fuck.
It's effective in a fight, boring as shit to watch.
>>9770741
>Ronda Rousey
>is cocky as shit, but wins a lot
>loses one fight
>"I was on the verge of suicide" cries on public TV
>>9770434
people dont understand how exhausted you can become while fighting.
>>9770554
lost it.
>>9770746
How to kill himself or autosuicidal idk
>>9770778
Michael jai white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEjmdR50wX4
>>9770741
I rekon she'd be a monster in the sack 10/10 would bang
>>9770754
the way that dude crumples is oddly satisfying
>>9770592
Love watching yoel fight
>>9770754
Holy fuck, that is some serious speed and rotation with the backheel.
What the fuck, I can pull a backheel easily, but with a front kick and then connect like this, the fuck.
>>9770570
how fucking mad do you think he is?
>>9770782
like i said it's not for everyone, but guys who completely dominate are rare so it's impressive to watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLNy6RAl4Uc
don't have a webm of this one so you'll have to put up with the lame ass highlight music, demian maia taking carlos condit's back and choking him out in under 2 minutes.
considering jiu jitsu is usually slow and methodical yes that's impressive, the guy's a constrictor
>>9770553
shameful on every possible level
>>9770529
>dat chair on head
>>9770567
umm... that looks fake af, but the guy talks about it like it was real.
>>9770554
fake and gay made by russian scum
>>9770589
That was very professional.
>>9770834
How did this even happen? I need more information
>>9770834
if you're in the same weight class as a midget you need to off yourself
>>9770553
Black people...
>>9770841
The pupper is so concerned.
>>9770474
didn't even drop his shopping
>>9770429
That was a nice judo application there
>>9770529
nigger got KTFO so hard his nigger friends in the crowd started a BLM protest instantly
>>9770570
then in the rematch the beaner tries it again and gets his face split open
>>9770845
I would go down on her
>>9770863
That good ol' King of Fighter's ground kick won't work with this one.
>>9770696
WTF?
He is Ryu of street fighter?
>>9770845
The moment of impact is oddly satisfying
>>9770838
It started fake, but Inoki really did start hitting him
>>9770567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS79C1XEqBc
antonio inoki fought muhammed ali, it's the worse fight of all time
>>9770592
When watching "sports" like HEMA, they all talk about the absurdity of "spinning" in a real live combat, by the simple fact that no one in the middle ages would try and so some crazy shit like it.
This is the type of clip that makes me feel good about idiots not understanding the constant flow of a fight, there are the guys that follow the protocols, and theres these guys who adapt to the situation!
>>9770834
I thought midget tossing was illegal in the US now
>>9770460
This one is weird to me because I find it hard to believe that anyone in that school doesn't know that kid can fight like that.
Unless he's new, I guess.
>>9770859
I loled!
>>9770841
I'm scared of being in this situation, because if I knocked someone out, I'd keep pummeling their head until they were brain dead.
>>9770948
spinning shit depends on the martial art, in stuff like boxing spinning attacks would be stupid as fuck since your opponent is always facing you and very mindful of being balanced and always ready to hit. but in kick boxing spinning attacks seem to do alright, although even then it's still kind of an unconventional attack
on a side note HEMA is bullshit, don't forget to remind them every chance you get.
>>9770593
Seixal
>>9770447
>>9770458
>>9770477
>>9770612
>>9770652
>>9770673
For all you wondering the guy is paralyzed from the neck down. So he became a vegetable trying to pull some intense fighting move. Just a reminder to all who might be going into a fight. Don't do complicated moves you have no experience with. If you get your ass kicked by a better opponent, well take the loss, go train and live to fight another day. Don't be like this kid and break your fucking neck.
>>9770845
i really wanna know what happens next
>>9770751
Fucking kek
>>9770434
>people pay to watch this shit
>>9770845
Those whines at the end
>>9770964
speaking as a kid that was big and knew how to fight it does not keep people from fighting you. if anything it attracts people that want to beat you to try and prove something.
>>9770553
Fights, not a fucking zoocam
>>9770462
3rd player has joined the game
>>9771038
Player name: Thor.
>>9770841
4/10 no chokeslam
>>9770845
MOAR. Ends too soon
>>9770447
didnt even realise his neck until the 5th viewing
fuuar
>>9770746
Are they both KO right here?
HAHAHA
Highlight of that comment is you're scared. Fuckoff shitwhistle.
>>9771011
yes sensei!
>>9770746
jesus christ
>>9771011
Lol, good show.
>>9770703
okay pal
>>9771068
no, that dude countered that dudes powerslam with a ddt.
this needs jr, that wwe commentator dude to commentate over it
BAH GAWD WHAT A DDT
>>9770429
If you ever get in a fight and the guy leads off with a legit leg kick.... prepare your anus
>>9770494
Why always black people fight lÃder that?
Bunch against one
>>9770450
Holy fuck. This is the best guillotine defense I've ever seen.
>>9770474
Man....Matt Farah knocks that dudes oakleys into the stratosphere.
>>9770667
That made me lol
>>9770575
Did you even watch the last PPV cuck? Was lit as fuck.
>>9770898
This Irish bum is worthless, faggot got layed out in the first fight, rematch he wins by judges, "hurr durr I'm da best m8, I'm so good I can go to boxing and beat a retired boxing champion of the world" you ggg Fags are dumbest Fucken people in the world, Mayweather would beat the dog shit out of him and make him look stupid, mcgregor can't even fucking keep up with the guy he trains with.
>>9770589
This is actualy just a demonstration video for something. Can't remember what, but it's not real. It takes place in Norway and the dude is an American fitness dude or something, if anyone want to look for source.
>>9770773
Don't forget that he's probably been training to take hits 6+ months before this. Most of those hits would fucking floor 9 out of 10 people on the street. Dude is an absolute beast.
>>9770554
I've seen this posted for years but this is the first time with audio. So much better
>>9771155
Too much butthurt dribble
>>9771155
Wow, mad much bro? He did fucking turn out both Alvarez's and Aldo's lights, but hey, don't let that stop your moronic fucking tantrum.
>>9771181
Nice come back, you know I'm right
>>9771081
looks like he didn't
>>9771187
https://youtu.be/hq9P0B6PtAM
Shut your faggot ass up
>>9770726
Either the dude in Blue has a jaw made of tissue paper (or is absolutely wasted) , or the guy in yellow is a fucking animal, either way it's still hilarious.
>>9770948
You also have to keep in mind though, in boxing, kick boxing, mma etc... everyone gets hit.. it's a game of aggregate scoring. you step in and eat a punch but land 3 you come out ahead... when you're dealing with swords you can trade blows like that. Hitting your opponent is worth fuck-all if you get hit too since every single touch could be fatal or at least cause catastrophic damage. With swords you have to look to your own safety first, then to striking.
>>9771011
>[citation needed]
>>9770532
Damn, dude in the shorts got fucking annihilated.
>>9770429
dont.
fight.
bouncers.
>>9770948
Spinning's a good trick.
>>9770684
Never underestimate a white guy who learned how to fight in Hawaii, a recipe for disaster, believe me.
>>9771110
What language are they talking ?
>>9770561
such a fucking beast
>>9770567
God damn, Burr never fails to make me laugh like an absolute idiot, comedy gold here.
>>9770708
This. I've got a bouncer friend too, and he's one of the nicest, gentlest people I've ever met, despite being able to pound the absolute shit out of the majority of people he runs in to.
>>9770878
KEK
>>9771196
Lol, look at how scrawny those boxers legs are, he would get ground and pounded in seconds in the MMA.
>>9770456
This isn't a rekt thread fuck off
>>9770454
Difference between niggers/animals and whites. A nigger would never stop and ask if the other person was ok
>>9770941
Khabib is a fucking wizard on the ground and in the clinch. If he's touching you with some part of his body you're fucked.
>>9771028
Except that the kid was not big. As someone who is smaller in stature than most, not dissimilar to this kid, when you can't just throw your size around the best offensive weapon you have is surprise.
Nobody who picks fights puts up their A-game out the gate unless they think they need to, and by the time they've realised you're not the defenseless nerd they pegged you for, they're already counting the teeth they're missing.
>>9770841
>ain't that some shit?
I just felt bad for the cameraman.
>>9770460
>practices mma
>doesnt keep his guard up
points for the armbar though
>>9770875
It's called wrestling.
>>9770589
This is is Norway. That bouncer is actually a really cool guy, he worked at several clubs downtown a few years back. Always knocked shitheads out, and then sent them to get help immediately. Loved seeing him fuck up retards acting cool.
>>9771305
You do realize on of them is mcgregor, holy fuck thanks for proving how fucking retarded you guys are lol.
>>9771122
Because it's a street fight, not an honor-having contest, you have to be fucking stupid to get into one of those thinking "Nah I'm sure that when I get the upper hand that this person's friends will keep to themselves and will probably become my friends afterwards"
>>9770447
damn son
>>9770454
Nothing satisfies my glorious, white, throbbing cock more than seeing the common nigger reminded of their place.
It's really something isn't it, lads?
>>9770496
Fast and furious
>>9770454
didn't know fattie had it in him
>>9770462
wurlstar indeed
>>9770456
I think I came a little.
Lord, this is beautiful
>>9771286
>>9770708
Bouncers are not always nice. Webm related, from a couple of days in Spain. This happenned because, apparently, he "kicked an empty plastic bottle near the club".
>>9770476
fokin hell
>>9771072
This guy has the weakest punch in the world...
>>9771250
french and some slavic language
>>9771429
NO-PUNCH Man
>>9770456
god yes
>>9770496
what happened there? kek those iron fists.
>>9770570
no homo but mcgreggor has a nice ass
>>9771404
Yeah, then again it's Spain.
>>9770474
*hit*
*hit*
*hit*
"thats it?" *goes down*
wow . dont pull that shit unless you know you can take a fucking beating.
>>9771451
Glass jaw joe
>>9771144
One proper punch. That's all I'm asking for.
>>9770474
THATS IT
>>9771120
this one made me feel very good.
>>9770462
The weak should fear the strong
>>9771493
Here we see the nigger preforming the ritualistic mating dance.
>>9770464
monkeys man
>>9770746
Nice reflex there
>>9771038
ROFLMAO!
>>9770770
Because he was dazed.
>>9771451
"I fight and I win"
"if you kill your enemies, they win"
Trudeau actually won because he got KO'd
>>9771072
Totally thought this was just gonna be a little kid getting the shit kicked out of him. Glad I clicked back and watched the rest.
>>9770462
This is either the Blue or Expo line in Los Angeles. Seeing as there is a white guy on it, I'll say it's the Expo.
>>9770440
oh wow
>>9770454
>the weak should fear the strong
>>9770845
Justified.
>>9770553
is this from national geographic?
>>9770834
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
>>9770570
Diaz laughing his ass off.
>>9770447
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W7FfCJb8JZQ
Thread theme
>>9771136
yeah, I never considered doing that before
too bad it's illegal under most rules :/
>>9771250
Filename
>>9770474
The stick your chin out defence... It never works
>>9770434
Ahhhh just go ahead and suck his dick now that you're down there, baldy.
>>9770447
keked
>>9770863
lol too much street fighter
>>9770462
Love it. Thor sends his ass to Ragnarok
>>9770454
your filthy nigger sister needed a choking
>>9770474
Both of them could of lost the fight in the beginning. Cause there was so little space between them whoever threw the first punch was probably going to win as neither of them would likely not have the time to defend themselves.
If you are about to get into a fight make sure you control the space between you and your opponent. This shit right here is dumb.
>>9770460
He certainly didn't instantly regret it, but that wouldn't have saved him an ass kicking. Def better than some of the other school yard stuff posted.
>>9771579
I'm black and I wanted to post that.
>>9770964
Real life isn't an anime. People don't have reputations like that that are known throughout the school. At least not at any school I've ever been to.
>>9770476
Aw shit its third reich mike handing out naps.
>>9770425
A tissue to soften the blow, lmao.
>>9770845
what a little american cunt
>>9770496
that man is at least an amateur boxer, that second punch was flawless
>>9771632
Finally, somebody agrees with me, most people applaud him for some reason...
>>9770532
That's the last time anyone ever picked a fight with Mike "The Third Reich" Stoklasa
>>9770796
She won a load in a row because the people she was against were sloppy. They were slow or didn't guard. They didn't do what they knew they should have. Most of her wins were just other people's fuck ups more than her actually finding an opening.
>>9770474
Oh man that concussion.
>>9770494
Oh man white girl, if them nigs weren't niggin you'd have stomped that black fairy to death!
>>9770553
Easiest wank ever
>>9770464
"Oooooh"
kek'd
>>9770434
IKTF
tired as fuck.
Is there any way to get CCTV footage of myself K'Oing someone in a store without incriminating myself in the UK?
Basically the guy was knowingly cheating with my gf and i went to his workplace and knocked him out. A retarded thing to do i know but it would still be cool to see the footage.
>>9771196
Faggots like you are the worst. I don't give two shits about UFC or MMA or anything but you are like every other rabid brainless fan of any sport. You just scream and tell people to STFU and make terrible, pointless argument after terrible pointless argument.
You don't even have the higher brain function to know what a retard you sound like.
Do us a favor and kill yourself.
>>9771249
That was the single most boring thing I've ever seen.
>>9771144
chimps
>>9770454
This is why niggers need to be fucking eradicated or put back into Slavery. Disgusting fucking subhuman filth.
Love how the other nigger is perfectly fine with his sister beating up the fatty, but once he fights back, he tries to start throwing punches.
Fuck, I'm not even white and I think niggers are the shittiest race
>>9771072
str8 tired that bitch out
>>9770456
Cerrone is a fucking monster at the moment
>>9771404
Maybe its a country thing. In America, it's a big part of keeping your job and getting new ones to be respectful and avoid fights. It's actually a little bit like Roadhouse but without any of the stupid kung fu and fights.
>>9770841
10/10 ending. Ain't that some shit?
>>9770462
Spoken like a nigger.
>>9770979
Or you could try not being a nigger
>>9770450
sauce?
>>9770845
Destroy all thots
>>9771497
kek'd so fucking hard
>>9770529
We heard you like knock outs, so we knocked you out of the ring while knocking you out
>>9771497
I threw the same type of punch in the 7th grade except it landed. Unfortunately, i was fighting a very close friend of mine who I would continue to see for the next 4 years.
closed my eyes, swung as hard as i could, hit him right in the mouth and broke my ring finger knocked out his two front teeth (they were hanging on by his braces). They somehow put them back in but the nerves in his teeth died so they turned green so through high school he had green teeth.
After high school I left but friends told me he got into hard drugs and criminal activity. Later I saw him on the news with a tattoo on his face. I know he thinks about me sometimes when he looks in the mirror.
I have real sympathy for that man. I am truly sorry and apologetic. We made up right after the fight & I
I feel so bad for what I might have done to his adolescence.
>>9771483
is that one guy a bystander? fuck yea
>>9771493
I think they are just fighting for fun
I am looking at the webms, even the ones with regular douchebags, and realize I can't fight for shit. If anyone on the street, club etc. would decide to attack me, there is nothing that I can do. Fuck.
>>9771762
You give yourself way too much credit. He doesn't even remember you, and your "fight" had no bearing on his future.
>>9770948
Spinning in wrestling/fist-fights is completely different than spinning in a sword fight. If you expose your back to someone in a sword fight, you're creating an invitation for the other guy to slice your spinal cord.
>>9770991
How is HEMA bullshit?
>>9770561
fat dude is a one trick pony but effective as fuck.
>>9770553
This literally sounds like a gang of monkeys fighting over the last banana
>>9770979
Sup nigger
>>9770875
I see that you know your Judo well.
>>9770429
HEEM SLEEP
>>9770726
A bit of both, yellow-shirt didn't hit him too hard, but he's wasted.
>>9771630
Keked
>>9770440
pffffttffft
>>9771497
lost it
like that fat fuck on the left
>>9771762
Not your fault. Even if you had him on the ground, punching the hell out of him until he went unconcious he wouldnt be a criminal by now. At best, he would need sum therapy for the trauma but he wouldnt be a criminal becauze of you.
I recoment for you to drink some milk for your bonnes tho.
>>9770744
>>9771558
Damm
>>9771670
Sneak in and steal the tapes.
>>9771767
plain clothes detective
>>9770964
Not saying I was a great fighter, but while I was pretty small in high school I wasn't weak, and there's always an idiot around.
>>9770561
thats some long reach
>>9771144
That cackling idiot in the background should be next not matter what happened.
>>9770462
Bit cowardly to sneak up on the guy
>>9770696
The clones coming out at the end
>>9770592
fuck yoel romero, fuckin juiced up bitch. He looks retarded when he does that goose step "soldier of God" horseshit.
>>9770434
Did they just give up on any kind of fighting technique?
>>9771975
you made me kek so hard wtf
>>9771680
What points have you made on he knocked out two fighters, opposed to mayweather's record.. You're a straight faggot, I bet you wear tap out gear while visiting your local glory hole, do us all a favor turn on your fucking over and get in there, believe it will be a while until someone actually misses you faggot.
>>9771089
>not Saitobama
>>9770447
he literally killed him self, fucking kek
>>9771970
He stopped the guy being a douche and trying to fight the other guys...
>>9771122
The nigger is a pack animal.
On their own they are harmless and do not pose the white man any real risk.
The nigger pack seek out the lone white man and attack.
But even then, the white man is capable of fighting numerous attackers.
>>9771459
thanks retard i was watching the webm on mute
now go on ahead and kill yourself
>>9771626
That's not how fights go little Johnny. You don't say after you get beat the fuck up," Yeah... but either of us could've lost the fight in the beginning. Cause there was so little space between whoever threw the first punch was probably blah, blah, blah." That motherfucker got dropped by that other motherfucker. Then got soccer kicked into the shadow realm! And it's "Manage the distance, manage the damage." Rolls off the tongue better.
>>9771670
Separately, ask who handles the security footage (including longevity) and how to ask for access in general. Then apply for that access in the other person's name. The key point is to make sure you don't give them any actual identification. You may need to use lawyerly letterhead for the official request.
>>9771975
thanks anon
>>9771150
all wearing black and white so nobody knows their gang affiliation
>>9771644
top kek
>>9770845
What a shot
>>9770782
its more fun to watch if you actually grapple yourself cuz then you analze what you would do in that situation. But thats true for everysport :/
>>9771429
He is throwing mostly straight punches but he is not putting his weight behind them or turning his hips into them. So he is literally hitting that guy with like 10-15lbs of force instead of 70-100. If you dont know how to fight its better to throw haymakers cuz even though you can see them coming from a mile away they automatically have power because of wind-up and circular follow through.
>>9771021
they are clearly both exausted
>>9770447
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqaCEPwWGtc
>>9771627
didn't instantly regret it? did you see that kids fucking arm at the end? yea at that moment, he knew he fucked up
>>9770589
Fucking love watching Arabs get their shit pushed in
>>9770494
that white chick went tank on that ape
>>9771970
If memory serves I believe he was an off duty cop, and that guy was being a major asshole to everyone on that train.
>>9771120
>kurwa
that doggo tho
>>9772010
yes.. let the racism flow through you
>>9772020
Of course that's how fights go. If you are half way experienced and smart with fights, you keep a certain level of distance and your hands a little raised to be able to go up faster. Not on chest height, but definitely not just hanging there like a slack.
>>9770494
10/10 - would marry and bang the shit out of that white girl.
>>9771404
>that's what you get for wearing red shoes
>fucking feggit
>>9770425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjM1RSlORS0
>>9771431
what french you moron?
>>9771249
unconclusive and gay, as all mma
go back to hunting deer
>>9771125
where and when did this take place?
>>9771144
its not that funny desu
>>9771483
>Tour de Troit
>>9771598
>It's illegal to escape a meme hold
and this is why UFC is gay
>>9772020
don't you have homework to be working on?
>>9770782
congrats you just stated the very same as the anon you were responding to, but less articulate and with an emphasis on the psychological effect it has on you.
>>9771101
he is just playing with him.
>>9771132
not a fight since the guy obviously was not intending to take any action. he was just knocked out a by an attacker.
>>9770770
Yellow shirt does very well at not telegraphing, and other dude is mildly high/drunk whatever
>>9770456
that was fucking brutal
>>9770447
Did he just break his own neck?
>>9770834
MANLETS BTFO
>>9770561
"Fuck you say about my shirt, nigger?
>>9771641
talk shit get hit