After all these threads, I've never felt the need to suck a cock after viewing the images in these threads. I went to a doctor about it and apparently I have a condition called "not being a gigantic fucking faggot." Not sure what it means, though. I'm not good at understanding all that medical mumbo-jumbo.
Almost arranged something with some guy on CL yesterday, was even trying to get a third one in on it. It would've been my first time. Did I miss out? Kind of glad I didn't do it and I'm typically straight, but damn I think I woulda liked it.
every fucking thread
every fucking thread a retard like you pops up
you can literally use this thread as a 'blowjob thread' or just reverse it into a 'webms that make you want to get your dick sucked' like I do
Do you people even like the taste of cum? It just tastes like warm salty nastiness and that's if the person has good hygiene. Bad hygiene = tastes like piss and salt. Get back to reality cause this is just a useless road to go down if you aint full blown gay. BTW dick tastes like your own spit so yeah...all negatives...and while we'really at it, Bi's are usually just really horny ppl with low confidence and even lower standards.
Love these threads, mostly into women but have a thing for sucking cock, yadayada, you know, typical half fag shit
>Saw an ad posted on craigslist, guy said he's 8 inches, looks like maybe 7 but thick as fuck
>I'm hung too but would rather get head from a girl, mostly just want to suck
>Emailed and asked for pics, had 2nd thoughts for a while but decided to go for it
>Get to his house, he seems chill, has a massage table
>we bulls hit and talk for a little bit, start declothing
>his cock is what I expected, maybe 7 inches long but seriously the fattest one I've ever seen
>I lay down on table and he starts sucking me, I start blowing him as he stands
>nervous/tense so not getting jard, while he is hard as a rock
>we switch, to where I am on topen in a 69
>he offers poppers, which I haven't tried. I make sure they're not meth or some weird shit, and then give it a shot
>holy shit, head rush, while I'm sucking this fat cock
>chill music playinh, blue light, and I'm letting my tongue lick this massive cock up and down
>it's so fat I can't deepthroat ot, but that's okay
>feel his father head popping in and out of my lips
>do a couple more poppers while I worship his cock
>put on porn and continue, jerking him off and can't even fit my hand around his dick
>feel him tense up and cum, not as much as I would like but I ain't complaining
>I get myself off to porn but can't keep hard when he's sucking me
Eventually I just came and went called it good.
9/10 would do again
whoops wrong video
That sounds like a pretty good diagnosis to me, along with a perscription of posting in said threads about how much of a non-faggot you are, as well I'm guessing.
Gotta keep that ego in "good health", after all.
Lot of stuff that doesnt get reposted often, nice.
Less talk more posts of cute girls handling big cocks please
Guess I might as well share this. Happened last night.
>have been getting off to sissy/bi porn for a while now, really want to try sucking a cock for real
>find guy on craigslist who's looking for a cute and feminine bottom (that's me, i guess)
>email back and forth for a while and finally come over to his place last night
>he doesn't say much the whole way through which makes it kind of awkward
>get to his bedroom, porn playing on his tablet on the bed
>i start to undress
>we massage each other through our underwear for a while and eventually he tells me to get on my knees and he whips it out
>wow that's big.jpeg
>didn't look as big in the pics he sent me but this thing is beercan thick
>stroke it for a little bit then take the head in my mouth
>it's thick enough to completely fill up my mouth
>my mouth's a little dry at this point but i start going to town on it anyway, it feels pretty good in my mouth
>soon enough he puts his hand on the back of my head and goes balls deep
>thought i was gonna throw up
>i didn't but i panicked anyway and pulled back after a few seconds
>he blows his load right there and then
>get dressed and leave.
The whole thing happened much faster than I would have thought. In the end he probably lasted less than 3 minutes when I started sucking him.
Fuck you and your shitty GIFs.
It really isn't as simple as "girls giving blowjobs". The aesthetic here is kind of skewed towards close-up, sensual clips that are focused on the act and the dick, and generally as little else of the dude as possible.
I had bad luck with CL (old trolls, liars, etc.) and much better luck with Grindr.
I can't speak for you but the first time I sucked a cock I fapped three times in the next 24 hours just thinking about it.
There's always an argument about the premise of these threads - whether they really make you more inclined to suck a dick - but I want to offer some food for thought:
-- Advertising generally works by showing people enjoying the product or service. Some part of our brain thinks we'll enjoy it too. Hungrily slurping a dick is the service here.
-- A lot of us are more inclined to do certain types of things when we're horned up. These clips are arousing.
-- Unless you're 100% straight or 100% gay, which realistically would make you an outlier on any scale you pick (Klein, Kinsey, whatever), there's a tipping point at which you will be prompted to try something sexually. You might really only need a little push if you're close to that tipping point.
-- A personal anecdote: I'm gay and faggoty as hell, and I knew it from a young age. Then when I was in college and we were all sitting around watching porn, I saw a film with a big-boobed woman handling her wet tits under a waterfall... and I got aroused. And I wanted to handle a woman and squeeze her tits. And eventually I did on a few occasions, and I liked it, although I never got interested in the other bit. The point is that seeing porn and being turned on and transferring the sensuality of what's happening on screen to yourself can and does happen.
(FYI, squeezing girls' tits and getting a blowjob from one didn't turn me straight. Sucking a dick won't turn you gay. Fucking relax, be alpha and do whatever you want.)
I have a straight friend with a huge dick who would let me suck/jerk him off from time to time. I wish he would fuck my ass but he always says "No man, that would be gay" lol
Is there anything i can do to change his mind?
(We go way back also he's engaged to a girl)
Never have thought that I'd want to suck one from watching vids. Have thought about doing a three some (2 dudes and girl) just so I could get my 18 year old babysitter but that's another issue... Had to make due with her nude selfies and her flirtation but that was still amazing.
I've watched these threads for a while now and I've gone out and sucked dick twice. Both times I enjoyed it, both times I asked for them to cum on my face. Both times I enjoyed it.
Now, I consider myself straight. I love women, I think about them all the time. I would date a woman, love one, etc. A guy however, I cannot bring myself to have any kind of feelings for. I do not feel emotional attraction to men. I do not want to kiss a man, or touch his butt or have him touch mine. Yet, if he has a good looking cock and wants it sucked, I'd be more than happy to drop to my knees and get all slutty and shit til we both cum.
The last time I sucked dick, I went home, and I didn't even think about cock for over a week before I even wanted to look at one again. It's like a craving I had, and once I got it out of my system it went away for a while.
My point is, you can be straight and enjoy whatever you want. You can say I'm a faggot, a sissy, whatever. But I'm not gay, and I know that, because being gay means you're physically AND emotionally attracted to the same gender. I'm just a horntoad who enjoys getting people off. I think cum is hot, man or woman. I like knowing I got someone off, satisfied them.
Label however you want. Sexuality isn't black and white. If some people get uber defensive about it, it's only cuz they're uncomfortable with themselves and other's lifestyles that don't concern them. Do what you want so long as it's safe.
There, think I covered everything. Now back to fapping over these delicious looking cocks.
enough w all this philosophy. back to the blowjobs
"Bi's are usually just really horny people with low confidence and even lower standards"
Ha! You're obviously not Bi and don't understand the first thing about sexuality...but keep trying kido
> wanking hard, imagining getting sucked, ignoring bullshit same-old argu-fags like a good lil lurker
> Click webm, as it loads realise what I'm watching
> Hard cock in hand, laughing loud enough to get my fem roommate to come in
thank you, 4chan
This guy fucks.
Playing with attractive people's bits, and having them in your mouth is just good fun for everyone involved. Live a little.
I agree wholeheartly however this is not the place for rational thought
well I did it...damn it
>away on a business trip
>get tipsy at a bar and decide I need to cum
>look for some girls, but fuck it a guy would be easier right?
>meet up with him at his hotel
>i pull my pants down and he starts sucking
>he lifts my legs and attacks my ass with his tongue
>fuck....i love it
>asks if i ever sucked a dick
>tell him no
>i sit up and without a second thought grab his massive dick and shove it in my mouth
>not at all what I expected
>not bad but not good
>i suck some then lay back down and make him eat my ass while i jerk off
>shoot my load in his throat and leave
I didn't hate it, but I didn't like it. It's more like an action that happened and life went on. Don't think I'll do it again, but nice to know it didn't really do anything for me.
You are supposed (in case you are straight) to imagine the dick being sucked is yours. Is pretty easy as you aren´t actually looking at the dude face and the shot is more or less what you would see when the girl is sucking you (or do you feel gay when looking at your own cock???? kek). How does not the image of a cute girl with her slut face and her slutty eyes watching you and giving you pleasure with her mouth arouse you???? are you gay?? nothing wrong with that desu
Why do you faggots like OP feel the need to bring your homosexuality into everything? Just call it blowjob thread, nothing else changes, stop making everything gay you FUCKING HOMOS
Most of these threads are straight dudes. That's why all the images involve a WOMAN sucking the dick.
Men's brains are stimulated by visual cues, tits, ass, cocks (yes, straight men are stimulated by seeing hard cocks, it's a sperm competition cue), pussy, and apparently feet (which I think is more odd of a cue than seeing dick), and feminine faces.
These videos, gloryhole videos, etc, show you a bunch of female body parts with a disembodied cock basically.
The juxtaposition of it all confuses your brain, you might not be attracted to men at all, but when you see this juxtaposition of a bunch of female cues with that one sperm competition male cue.. you're just so aroused and she makes it look good sucking it, so you get wrapped up in this thought that maybe YOU might want to try it.
Then you blow your load and feel turned off by the whole idea.
Only people who might actually be bi or gay are those who have actually gone out and sucked dick, and not just trying it once and not liking it, but liking it and doing it multiple times.
A similar phenomenon is why trap porn is popular among straight men too.
Juxtaposition of female looking body with a hard cock.
I guarantee you the gay people are all in the "cocks cumming" threads, or in a thread showing MEN sucking dick.
Those images won't do anything for a straight guy.
I did it several months ago
>Thought I was pretty straight until I started looking at lots of these threads
>Getting interested in wanting to suck a dick
>constantly looking through craigslist and seeing ads of guys wanting their dick sucked
>too scared to message one
>eventually make my own ad saying I wanna suck a dick for the first time
>finally chose one
>his dick was 7" and thick
>I was very nervous and wasn't sure if I wanted to go through with it
>message him back and we email back and forth
>make a meat up time
>I walk to meet him in his car
>we go to a hiding spot and he leans back and pulls out his dick
>I lean over and start sucking on him and can feel him getting harder and bigger to the point where I could hardly fit it in my mouth
>sucking for about 3 minutes before I think "what the fuck am I doing?"
>tell him not sure if I can finish
>he says he'll jerk himself off but wants me to put my mouth over the tip
>we proceed to do so
>cums in my mouth
>didn't taste bad
>I get out of the car and spit it out
>tell him thanks for letting me try and that I'd rather stick to girls then on
The guy I met up with seemed chill but the next day he was messaging me back asking if I wanted to do it again even though I told him I'd rather stick to girls from then on. He also smelled kinda bad which was very offputting.
But I'm getting the craving to suck a dick again and actually want to finish it off myself.
people who say these threads aren't gay have not spent enough time in blowjob threads to realize that eventually you start to worship the cock the way the woman does. Especially after someone plants the idea. I've never sucked a dick, but I've seen enough porn in these threads to have opinions on dicks, and that definitely means these threads make you gay.
god that sounded gay, but the fact is that these threads are to some extent cock worship threads. bj porn necessitates that it's cock worship. And if you watch bj porn for ten years, you have a concept of what an ideal penis looks like, especially for porn (probably resembles your own) and that's definitely a little bit gay
Well /gif/ you've peaked my interest again. I've tried sucking cock twice but neither were enjoyable.
1st time it was super awkward, dude had a weirdly shaped, large cock that I could barely do anything with so that was bad
2nd dude was fat and gross, but the dick and the cum really weren't that bad, he was just a repulsive guy in general. I figure if I found someone who wasn't butt-ugly with a decent cock i might try it again.
Got a hold of a guy and a girl, we're meeting this evening. I blow him, then she blows me, that's all I know so far, they might want to do more but not sure. She's pretty damn fine too so even if I don't like sucking at least I get reimbursed pretty well. Will post the story afterwards (expect to see it somewhere around 7-8ish Pacific Time). Keep the webms/gifs comin'. I want to be really convinced going into this. Not really the best gif, but I forgot where my other folder is.
sorry about the shitty music. it was in the original video.
This anon here, postin an update. Unfortunately the girl got called in for work, they want to postpone. I asked the guy if I could still come over and just swap bj's. Waiting on a response but not looking so good :(
I could be totally wrong about this, but I'm making the assumption cause he said there was a headrush after a popper
But they're a rip of tobacco stuck into a "p shaft" which is like a bowl but without the bowl and the hole just goes straight through, the tobacco is stuck in, then the shaft is "stamped" onto weed and smoked
Probably of the most disgusting things because they're actually so much worse for you than people realize
But like i said, that might not be what he meant.
Because the threads aren't JUST blowjobs, they're usually either of big, nice looking dicks that look, well, suckable, or girls just absolutely worshipping the hell out of a guys cock and balls, making it look appetizing as hell because look how much shes enjoying it? I can get a lot of people just being like "lol no thats gay" but I'm just kinda whatever about it, i know i like girls, i just also know i like the idea of having a personal gloryhole (I'd have started sucking dick a long time ago if there was a way to have a totally functioning cock and balls that i could do whatever with, and i either don't have to see the guy attatched, or hes just not) in my room so nice clean cocks could come out and be worshipped.
Well it can be, hetero for posts of men and women, who were born as men and women and haven't done anything to change that, who are specifically interested in the opposite sex. Non hetero would be guy on guy, girl on girl, a bisexual 3 way, trap on guy etc, literally anything other than a straight up not at all transgender or ANYTHING ELSE male, and a straight up not at all transgender or ANYTHING ELSE female
I personally don't care though, i feel like if that happened these threads would go to those because they're intent is to make guys wanna suck dick, if they split it, I'd be in non hetero a lot just for this, and hetero for just about everything else
My room mate once caught me looking at porn, after the awkward-ness, we ended up watching porn in the living room together, which lead to me sucking him over time. Best thing that ever happened was I got caught stroking it. I had a no strings attached dick to suck whenever I felt the urge
Sounds a lot like me, man.
I'm a good looking guy who never had any trouble with the ladies. Slept with about 15-20 women in my life, 3 longterm relationships, etc. etc. but I actually sucked a dick before I ever even kissed a girl.
I went to an all-boys private school and me and my good friend both had a lot of pent up sexual frustration as teenagers. It got to the point where he'd whip his dick out as a joke, and I was just in awe of how much bigger it was than mine (his was 8.5 x 6, mine was like 5.5 x 5). Eventually we got drunk together and I tried it. Enjoyed it, but knew it was just a stopgap til I was physically mature enough to fuck chicks. I will consider myself "bi" for the sake of ease, but like you I really don't associate with that title. I am neither romantically nor physically attracted to a man. If anything, I'm more interested in the cuckolding part of it... being a smaller guy.
I went 10 years without sucking another, until I browsed too many of these threads. Found a guy, dick was FAT (7.5 x 6.5). But after maybe 5 minutes I started thinking: "Why am I trying to get this guy off? I don't find him attractive, nor interesting, nor exciting... literally all he's worth to me is a big dick". I realized I'm not into dudes at all... I'm just so obsessed with pleasing women that I got so caught up in the hysteria around a big dick. It's the one thing that drives women wild no matter what... and I guess if you don't have a big dick you just crave the power that comes with one. All that said, I'd still enjoy sucking a dick from time to time, but I'm still not really interested in being "bisexual".
I mean, yeah, technically you can't be "straight" and do "gay" shit. Obviously. But, there's something to be said for leaning towards hetero and only dabbling in the homo. Just for the love of god use protection. I can't think of ANYTHING worse than being a married closet homo that brings home some sort of bug.
I want to suck so bad, me and a friend used to all through highschool but now he's gone. Problem is most want a switch or something with strings attached, I just want a bro who likes getting bj's
>make CL post
>multiple guys message, respond to only two of them. The first two, naturally.
>guy 1 actually responds, had a nice cock so figured this was it.
>meet up at his place, pretty chill, talked a bit.
>he whips it and asks if I'm ready.
>I go ahead and lean down a bit and start lightly sucking... it wasn't bad, nothing special I suppose though.
>no real taste till the precum
>he grabs my head a bit and thrusts and oh lord did things change at that moment.
>between my sucks and his thrusts it was too much for me and I start leak-cumming a ton
>he finished inside and a little on my chin, called me a good cocksucker and we chilled a bit more.
>a bit after decide to go again after his cock seemed ready again.
>I'm not addicted I swear.
>I get up, take my pants off , and turn around
>no words from him he just started grinding it against my ass
>prods my ass a bit
>"fuck just fuck me already"
>slides it in partway and puts both hands on my shoulders
>slow pumps turned to pretty heavy thrusts
>was kinda worried for the sake of my ass
>but soon didn't care, being fucked hard
>the load felt a lot bigger inside there than the last one in my mouth
>god it felt good.
meeting up again tomorrow.
think of the possibilities.. people will ask you why the fuck you destroyed your torso with a horrendous tattoo, then tell them you did it to grow a bigger penis.. commence showing proof