Fucking terrifying. You don't recognise your body anymore. In the early stages its just nausea and pain and in the later stages you can't even put on your shoes or go five minutes without pissing, you can barely function. It's like becoming an old, fat person over a few months. All the while you have to think about the unavoidable day that you're going to have to forcibly squeeze that thing out of a tiny hole. If you're lucky. If you're not lucky, you get the pleasure of a doctor slicing your stomach open or the area between your asshole and vagina ripping .
Fucking amazing. Your body swells and aches in a constant reminder of what's happened to you. In the later stages, you get so off balance and huge that EVERYONE knows what you did, and what's going to happen to you. Your sex drive shoots into orbit, and your tits swell up just like the rest of you. All the while you have that glorious day to look forward to, stretching yourself out in preparation so, like an IDIOT, you don't have to rip your asshole or vagina. It's freaky and the most erotic thing, all in one.
Made a webm of something I found in my archives.
So...if a pregnant girl is say...cheating, and she swallows the dudes cum load, would the baby consume the cum as well? Would that mans DNA then become a part of the child biological make up???
Combination pregnant + painal. Pretty goddamn specific fetish, but this is 4chan.
Yeah I'm sure all of them think that rubbing the surface of their bellies reassures the unconscious fetus they carry. Even the idiots who think that it's called a baby when it's a lump of cells as advanced as an amphibian.
Are... are you being serious? You think that DNA survives the digestive process and is then incorporated into the genetic structure of the animal which consumed it? Like, when you eat a chicken cutlet that chicken DNA bounces around in your bloodstream until your cell nuclei take it up and assimilate it?
do pregnant girls still have a sex drive? or even remotely enjoy sex? I mean, the whole reason why women have sex is fulfilled, so on a hormonal level they theoretically should have little to no interest in sex, right? also, I can only imagine how much it must hurt to get pounded with such a belly - potentially also damaging to the baby she's carrying
In some ways, it's knowing that she's fertile and as a male wanting to spread your seed, she's glowing and just owning that body, knowing that she's got what it takes... For some, knowing that you could cum gallons and it isn't going to affect things in her. Its got different reasons for different people..
Getting cum on the cervix helps ripen it for an easier delivery. The right kind of sex can help a woman learn to stretch out for delivery. So no. not the WHOLE reason. But good effort, I guess.
pregnant women are in general known for being horny as fuck because of raging homones. Doesn't happen to everyone, but it's common.
desperately need help
I had JUST requested someone post some videos of stuffer31 edenn on pregchan, and right when someone posts their google doc, the site is kill
i'm looking for the one video of her in the maid outfit
Anybody with a noticeably big belly doesn't have an "unconscious fetus" in it you retard. Stop posting on 4chan until your turn 18 (and have completed some basic middle school biology classes).
In my experience yes. I have 3 kids and my wife got much hornier as time went on. Towards the last few weeks, our OB told us to screw as much as possible because apparently, it can help induce contractions or something like that. However, by that time, I was pretty much doing it to keep the peace. Thankfully, she went back down to her pre-preggo weight each time.
For me it's just remembering what preggo sex felt like. It's fucking incredible and the only reason I had to not get a vasectomy. Which is a stupid reason, so I got one. Seriously though... There is no sex like preggo sex.
okay I cant find any birthing videos.
a couple threads ago, someone dumped vids of women giving birth to kids.
I wanted to find those and a site where there are more that aren't like TLC videos
Bush jokes are the realm of the stunted and lazy who find amusement in hitting the same punchline from one yard away over and over. There's never buildup, there's never any clever structure, there's never any subtlety. They are a principal example of "humor," that attempts to use a political position as a substitute for actual humor or wit. They're political 'dad' jokes. They stopped being funny before Bush even left office.
It's the same shit as "woman president would nuke everything cuz of PMS!" It's a barely PG-rated joke that stopped being amusing the moment it went viral not unlike the flurry of low-effort memes we have today. Bush jokes are the political equivalent of slapping Darude - Sandstorm into a Youtube comment field. You might as well spam Ooga-Chaka-Baby gifs.
I'm not saying this because I disagree with your politics or agree with Bush's. In fact, I tend to lean in your direction when it comes to politics, but I will not put up with lazy normie shits regurgitating jokes that stopped being relevant almost a decade ago. You want to be a partisan asshole you put some motherfucking effort into that shit.
It's not about being funny. It's about reinforcing the fact that, after progressives have finally outlawed all other forms of humor for being insensitive or racist, it will still be okay to make fun of Bush.
Eventually the only jokes will be Bush jokes, so in order to laugh, they will have to mock Bush, and by extension, all Republicans. Then progressives will finally have the political power we need to make the world a better place, and no racist will ever be able to challenge us or subvert our worldwide socialist state into tyrrany again.