pregnant thread

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any1 lurkin?

>>8036007
mhm

>>8036270
Sauce?

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Baby dildo? Wtf anala

>>8035932
playdate..

What does it feel like to be pregnant?

>>8038914
Probably like shit.

As in, you have to take a massive shit, but can't.

In fact, the shit becomes larger as time goes on.

>>8039136
it probably feels like your biological calling

>>8036270
Video with sound please ?

>>8038786
Be still, my beating asshole

>>8035991
Fuckin' alien!

>>8038914
Fucking terrifying. You don't recognise your body anymore. In the early stages its just nausea and pain and in the later stages you can't even put on your shoes or go five minutes without pissing, you can barely function. It's like becoming an old, fat person over a few months. All the while you have to think about the unavoidable day that you're going to have to forcibly squeeze that thing out of a tiny hole. If you're lucky. If you're not lucky, you get the pleasure of a doctor slicing your stomach open or the area between your asshole and vagina ripping .

>>8038914
It feels like a pregnancy.

>>8035923
I love the compulsive need preggos have for rubbing their bellies.

>>8036444
sauce

>>8038786
Excuse me sir, could you bring some sauce?

I find pregnancy disgusting for the reasons >>8042194 mentioned among others, yet, something about pregnant women getting fucked is oddly hot.

>>8043141

Mostly because they feel it reassures the baby. Yes, even women that insist that the baby is just a lump of their own body cells up until ten seconds before birth.

>>8038914
Fucking amazing. Your body swells and aches in a constant reminder of what's happened to you. In the later stages, you get so off balance and huge that EVERYONE knows what you did, and what's going to happen to you. Your sex drive shoots into orbit, and your tits swell up just like the rest of you. All the while you have that glorious day to look forward to, stretching yourself out in preparation so, like an IDIOT, you don't have to rip your asshole or vagina. It's freaky and the most erotic thing, all in one.

>>8036007
Yep, thanks for posting, btw
I lost my entire folder last night

>>8038914
Why the fuck would you even wanna know?
If you're a guy you must be a faggot for even thinking about that

>>8042194
>>8046961

Two types of people.

>>8046961
>EVERYONE knows what you did

Why would you phrase it like that?

>>8048530
Someone couldn't find a coat hanger in time...

>>8048530
because their brains are smaller and all women are whores

:)

>>8049033
kill yourself, goatherder.

>>8037676
been looking for this for so long has anyone got sauce?

>>8049337

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=840805773

>>8049496
what the fuk

>>8049403
Sauce?

>>8049403
My god please sauce.

>>8049496
I know they're sick fucks
But I got a strange hard on

>>8049496
That's how you tenderize a meal

>>8049496
There has got to be more
And y'all though incest was the only was to make a retarded baby

>>8036270
>>8036275
>>8040391
t h i s v i d (d o t)
c o m /
videos /
pregant /

>>8040391

http://preggoporn.tv/video/pregnant-girl-riding-on-a-huge-toy-5921552.html

>>8050903
Congrats! It's a centaur

>>8049357
Please someone sauce me on this, I cannot find this shit anywhere.

>>8049496
This turn me on..any1 sauce or seb

>>8051694
Sauce?

>>8037588
Sauce?

>>8049731
Angel Serena from MFC.

>>8049744
Angel Serena from MFC.

>>8049455
this girl is just marvellous

>>8035991
moar like this!

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>>8056655

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Made a webm of something I found in my archives.

>>8058979
>archives
Im not sure which is worse. Those poor excuses for tits or those god awful bangs

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>>8058991
>>8058979
Just noticed that I'm an idiot and had the wrong file sizes. Rebuilding and reuploading.

>>8037588
Also had this on my HDD, so I made two webbums of it.

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>>8059120

>>8049496
Why would you do that?!

>>8043428
Shannie Love

>>8049496
Plotwist: the baby was already dead

>>8049496
its fake (clues: tshirt and panties hide the line between the fake and the real skin)

Have fun with your Zika virus, you perverted freaks.

So...if a pregnant girl is say...cheating, and she swallows the dudes cum load, would the baby consume the cum as well? Would that mans DNA then become a part of the child biological make up???

>>8065151
sauce?

>>8035949
Anymore of this or anything like this?

>>8065098
yep
thats how biology works

>>8047052
hey grandad, mom says you're not allowed to post on the internet anymore.

Can someone explain the pregnancy fetish to me?
I'm not hatin' on it I just don't understand it.

>>8065098

Yes and it would also gain the power of the man whose seminal fluids were ingested.

>>8036275
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Pregnant+dildo
First result in videos

>>8059128
>>8059120
Sauce?

>>8047052
That isn't even a sexual question

fucking kids ask that one dude

>>8069565
it only happens to girls and it's weird.

Try to explain a foot fetish?

>>8061407
Well

>>8065026
Have fun verifying news data and not just throwing phrases around like a fucking retard in the future.

>>8049403

10/10 wish I impregnated

>>8036270
Welp...that baby wont have a problem poppin out

>>8035923
i wish i was a woman, i would love to be pregnant and be fucked multiple times a day until giving birth and doing it all over again.

>>8070802
Try searching for Cindy Essex.

Huh, apparently those are just twins, not triplets.
And apparently she did some more scenes while pregnant. Time for some research.

>>8059137
That bitch is just fat

WHERE THE FUCK DO I MEET PREGNANT WOMEN TO HOOK UP WITH. HOW THE FUCK DO I APPROACH THEM HOLY SHIT THIS IS MY FETISH.

>>8051711

Holy shit, I didn't know Ozzy Osborne was a pregnant woman when he was younger.

>>8035961
Sauce?

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Combination pregnant + painal. Pretty goddamn specific fetish, but this is 4chan.

>>8076649
holy fuck I wouldn't last 2 seconds

>>8045035
Yeah I'm sure all of them think that rubbing the surface of their bellies reassures the unconscious fetus they carry. Even the idiots who think that it's called a baby when it's a lump of cells as advanced as an amphibian.

>>8065098
Are... are you being serious? You think that DNA survives the digestive process and is then incorporated into the genetic structure of the animal which consumed it? Like, when you eat a chicken cutlet that chicken DNA bounces around in your bloodstream until your cell nuclei take it up and assimilate it?

do pregnant girls still have a sex drive? or even remotely enjoy sex? I mean, the whole reason why women have sex is fulfilled, so on a hormonal level they theoretically should have little to no interest in sex, right? also, I can only imagine how much it must hurt to get pounded with such a belly - potentially also damaging to the baby she's carrying

Some don't. My wife was wetter and hotter than ever before, and constantly ready for sex, while she was pregnant. It was as sexy as hell.

>>8079015
they go through stages at least most do. Near the end, usually no because they're so uncomfortable.

>>8051711
>>8076616
god dammit lmao

>>8069565
In some ways, it's knowing that she's fertile and as a male wanting to spread your seed, she's glowing and just owning that body, knowing that she's got what it takes... For some, knowing that you could cum gallons and it isn't going to affect things in her. Its got different reasons for different people..

>>8038786
sauce please.

>>8068621
Anyone have the source for this? I'm also pretty sure I've seen another one of the same girl in a different bikini.

http://www.pornhub.com/users/sxclorelaii

>>8079085

Also, the baby starts moving on its own, and it makes them start believing all kinds of crazy things, like "if you fuck me, you'll hurt the baby"

>>8081839
>crazy things
you can easily kill the fetus by pounding on the belly too hard

>>8079015
Getting cum on the cervix helps ripen it for an easier delivery. The right kind of sex can help a woman learn to stretch out for delivery. So no. not the WHOLE reason. But good effort, I guess.

>>8051361
Amazing tits. Wow

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>>8079015
pregnant women are in general known for being horny as fuck because of raging homones. Doesn't happen to everyone, but it's common.

>>8083856
gonna need sauce

>>8045035
my pregnant friend says it helps with the stretching pain, actually

>>8083856
Now he pulls out?

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desperately need help

I had JUST requested someone post some videos of stuffer31 edenn on pregchan, and right when someone posts their google doc, the site is kill

i'm looking for the one video of her in the maid outfit

>>8049033
Well you're proof that a large brain != smart.

>>8036007
i wish i could contribute

>>8065151
>>8065250
Sorry tis unsaucable.

any feet?

>>8084311
Don't want to get the babby pregnant.

>>8078235
how bout some sauce on that?

>>8049496
Kek

>>8078427
Anybody with a noticeably big belly doesn't have an "unconscious fetus" in it you retard. Stop posting on 4chan until your turn 18 (and have completed some basic middle school biology classes).

>>8036007
I remember this when me wife was a big preggo.

>>8049496
.....and 2 months later, George W Bush was born.

>>8058979

That blob isn't pregnant.

>>8086552
As someone who looks at both fat and pregnant stuff, yes, she definitely is.
A non-pregnant fat belly of that size would sag and jiggle more.

>>8079015
In my experience yes. I have 3 kids and my wife got much hornier as time went on. Towards the last few weeks, our OB told us to screw as much as possible because apparently, it can help induce contractions or something like that. However, by that time, I was pretty much doing it to keep the peace. Thankfully, she went back down to her pre-preggo weight each time.

>>8086542
Wow, I thought it was just a point-reaffirming gesture to compare stale unfunny shit to Bush jokes, but lo and behold to my surprise there actually are retards still making them.

>>8036270
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1237739824

>>8085327
Here you go /b/ro
http://www.xvideos.com/video83679/anal_destruction_-_carmen

>>8049403
Probably how she wound up like that in the first place

Anything from a female POV?

>>8065250
>>8085053
nigga please, took less than a minute....

Kristen Cameron - Prego Cowgirl

>>8086234

If the fetus ain't moving by the time it's large enough to be noticed, it's probably stillborn.

not sauce but same Actress.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1434771015

>>8051711

>>8065098
>how do the digestive system works
>what is a protein

>>8051441
god damnit i laughed so hard my boner died

>>8081382
Back in the day, she used to have a cam site. Went by the name princess L, or princess Lexi (lexy?) I think she stopped doing it. Maybe changed her name? Not sure

>>8084480
anyone?

>>8083856
mine was later on in the pregnancy, but for the most part she just moaned and complained and had a reduced sex drive

>>8076616
Kekd soo hard

>>8069565
For me it's just remembering what preggo sex felt like. It's fucking incredible and the only reason I had to not get a vasectomy. Which is a stupid reason, so I got one. Seriously though... There is no sex like preggo sex.

>>8068621
Those tits. My gawd.

>>8087164
Sorry to offend your republican sensibility.

>>8095980
Explain.

Does her pussy feel tighter, more lubricated, or is it all in your head (mental fixation)?

>>8035923
Wheres all the REALLY huge ones at? The bigger the better.

>>8052237
Laya Leighton

>>8035945
sauce?

>>8078462
Of course. It's why Korean women look like dogs before plastic surgery.

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>>8100863

>>8065098
Learn to cervical mucus-plug during pregnancy

>>8100875
Damn...dem titties...

>>8097212
Not a Republican, just someone who recognizes the painfully out of touch and unfunny shit Bush jokes are. They're the political equivalent of Airline jokes.

>>8097212
He's kinda right. bush jokes were passe 8 years ago.

>>8100883
>>8100863
thank you for this my family been itching for an orgy vid pregnant chick with dark nips just cherry on top

>>8078462

You've never heard of micro-chimerism?

>>8035932
SAUCE PLZ

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Kelly Hart is amazing

>>8038786
Salsa please

>>8101138
Lauren Redd from MFC.

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gibe de preggo b0ss

>>8106153
pray tell, what extension is that?

>>8103252
>>8103260

Fuck off, Bush jokes will be relevant as long as the Y2K election remains stolen.

Meaning FOR FUCKING EVER, unless you build a time machine and fix the election that doomed our planet to turn into Venus.

okay I cant find any birthing videos.

a couple threads ago, someone dumped vids of women giving birth to kids.

I wanted to find those and a site where there are more that aren't like TLC videos

>>8106226
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/fvd-video-downloader/cgelmngahmcfbhiadaeimipkiioplnkl?hl=en

>>8106153
Lol, noob. Just download Hydrus. Don't install some tacky chrome extension.

>>8035923

anyone has ANYTHING on Kate's playground while preggo?

I have only 1 pic, and it isn't a .gif

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>>8106319
does that work on tumblr vids?

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>>8106237
Bush jokes are the realm of the stunted and lazy who find amusement in hitting the same punchline from one yard away over and over. There's never buildup, there's never any clever structure, there's never any subtlety. They are a principal example of "humor," that attempts to use a political position as a substitute for actual humor or wit. They're political 'dad' jokes. They stopped being funny before Bush even left office.

It's the same shit as "woman president would nuke everything cuz of PMS!" It's a barely PG-rated joke that stopped being amusing the moment it went viral not unlike the flurry of low-effort memes we have today. Bush jokes are the political equivalent of slapping Darude - Sandstorm into a Youtube comment field. You might as well spam Ooga-Chaka-Baby gifs.

I'm not saying this because I disagree with your politics or agree with Bush's. In fact, I tend to lean in your direction when it comes to politics, but I will not put up with lazy normie shits regurgitating jokes that stopped being relevant almost a decade ago. You want to be a partisan asshole you put some motherfucking effort into that shit.

>>8107145

It's not about being funny. It's about reinforcing the fact that, after progressives have finally outlawed all other forms of humor for being insensitive or racist, it will still be okay to make fun of Bush.

Eventually the only jokes will be Bush jokes, so in order to laugh, they will have to mock Bush, and by extension, all Republicans. Then progressives will finally have the political power we need to make the world a better place, and no racist will ever be able to challenge us or subvert our worldwide socialist state into tyrrany again.

>>8078846
The guy looks like a young Bill Murray

>>8049455
Any more vids like this?

rare fetish

>>8086542

>2016
>still making jokes about a us president from 8 years ago

I don't think I've found a creampie one before