Chances are your granddaddy fapped to this woman.
>In before "No, that's Hedly!"
every fucking thread its the same shit over and over again
Some asshole complains in every celeb thread that things are being posted that he's seen before.
Here are some nice celeb tits. I'm here to look at nice celebrity tits. If you're here for some other reason, then maybe you're a faggot.
No fleshlight here. I don't see the point in using tools.
What I mean is that it's disturbing how trannies are passing themselves off as actual women in Hollywood now. But as you're taking what I said as an insult even though it clearly wasn't I guess that means that you've touched yourself while looking at Jamie Clayton.
To which I can only say I'm sorry. It doesn't mean you're gay though.
They realise. They just don't give a fuck.
It's like, shit, how many dudes are willing to fuck real dolls, or a cock-sock positioned under a picture of their waifu, or even jerk off on an anime doll? At least this tranny is an actual flesh-and-blood living human. Plus those tits and cunt have been surgically crafted for maximum appeal, rather than relying on the random chance of nature.
Do they realise though? I've seen videos of this thing posted on exclusively straight message boards. The kind where they edit out all shots of a guy in the middle of a sex scene.
I'd prefer self lubricating but do trannies have "ribbed for his pleasure" vaginas?
this is the only reason I could stomach "I now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry"
God I hate you, Kevin James
I'm not much into blondes (prefer brunettes)...
but Elizabeth Banks. Lawd haff merthy.
i had no idea they actually did that. i thought it was just a joke.
Oh my lords in heaven. Art friends tell me "Melancholia" is amazing. Having watched it, it's a director's "i got to do anything i wanted in a movie" jerkoff. There's nothing good about it whatsoever. It's permanently blacklisted Lars Von Trier in my book.
Shit looks like it's two separate movies, neither good.
Of course the book is ruined
>And not even in a "BOOKS ARE ALWAYS BETTER" way
>simply in a "The topic for today's society is too controversial for it to be properly filmed"
>You can only ask kubrick to make it and be given free reign
I just made this one. Aubrey Plaza in the movie "Ned Rifle"
I find softcore sex scenes in movies way hotter than professional porn
Here's a treat for you boiz, Emily ratajkowski.
>He banged & impregnated her irl
I wonder if they're going to write her pregnancy into the show or just awkwardly shoot around her if she starts showing.
Nigga are you autistic? He commented on the book because she's reading a book that should logically be ruined from the sprinkler's water, beggin the question why the fuck she's reading it because it implies that the book is readable (as in: not ruined).
Anyone have a WEBM of Jessica Biel, where it looks like she's getting fucked in POV?