General mindfuck thread

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>>7954166

>>7954166
>"you wanna taste my spodie, dodie?"

My sides have transcended this plane of existence.

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top this.

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>>7954166
OP takes the crown but i'll contribute still.

>>7954352
You sick motherfucker

>>7954167
Im laughing and dick is diamonds.
This isnt good.

>>7954832

>no :(

>>7954832
No, no....
Mmmm.. Okay
Wait no.

Just fighting off the gay

>>7954166
Consider my jimmies rustled

>>7954290
Kek

>>7954167
>stop talking about 9/11 when I'm jerking off
>it's not right
Died laughing.

>>7954832
sauce
http://www.xvideos.com/video3841391/tranny_trickery

>>7955033

Thanks, broseph.

>>7954668
I love how the male shit his pants
>w-wait what?
>why are you...HOLY SHIT OKAY OKAY I GET IT

>>7954832
I don't think I could do it, even with a good bj

>>7954832
Haha. He let her have a taste then changed his mind. Got the feels for her.

>>7954832
okay you def. could have seen this coming.

>>7955269
>her

>>7955269
>her

>>7954341

I just about laughed myself to fucking death anon. Lordy-loo.

>>7955269
>>7954832

2 seconds later he is fucking her.

>>7954166
What the actual fuck did I just witness?

>>7954166
This is what would happen if Christian Weston Chandler managed to have sex

>>7954166

Pretty sure that's the dad from the late 90s syndicated tv version of Honey I Shrunk the Kids.

>>7956503
Peter Scolari?

>>7956263
>her
Yeah okay

>>7954166
oh god.... haven't seen this in years. I'm in fucking tears right now. Thank you OP, thank you

>>7954668
You sure it wasn't the cat on top literally eating the neck of the bottom cat that caused the issue?

>>7954166

it's John Green!

>>7956714
>
that is what cats do when the fuck, the male bites the neck of the female...it's instinct

>>7954166
Pretty sure that's len kachinsky from making a murderer

>>7954832

Source?

more vids you faggots

>>7954167
He doesn't say "mom" he says "one". Either way its still pretty weird to do that in front of a friend.

>>7954166

aint clicking on that shit. someone gib description.

>>7954341
Someone post this on /pol/

>>7954341
Wait a minute, was this that one clip mentioned by Pink Guy on the Porn Title Rap video?
https://youtu.be/DG55gZCAo6c?t=54s
At 0:54, "Adolf Hitler painting destroyed by big black cock"


I genuinely thought it was satire and never looked it up, holy fuck.

>>7954668
https://youtu.be/NvCfiH4LL5Q

>>7957270
>>>/pol/60906725

>>7957265
Its beyond description man.

>>7957270
Nigger fucker

>>7957270
You'd think that /pol/ would have the best sense of humor on 4chan but no. done lurking in that shithole

>>7954167
>stop talking about 9/11 when I'm jerking off. It's not right.
I saw a screenshot of that over a year ago and never could find any context. Thank you.

>>7954166

Who's the actress?

>>7954166
I've seen this around a few times... I still dont understand why it exists. Is there some context or is this it?

>>7954167
>of the two people involved in this clip, the one wanking with three fingers in his anus and his ankles behind his head comes off as the more intelligent, sane individual

>>7954166
This is the greatest thing I've ever witnessed! This must be spread! We should make smaller excerpts and make this the new cancer on /b/

>>7954668
myu sides have left ther universe

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this one rips away at your insides

>>7958812
oh fuck I was half expecting that to go inside and never come out

>>7957270

There's a gif of a nigger dick going through the same picture in the same way that gets posted on /pol/ literally daily. You may snag a true newfag or two, but that's about it.

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>>7954166
>OP starts thread post disturbing but funny content
>Expects others to post the same
>3/4 of anons comment
>3/16 are asking for sauce
>1/16 post strange unrelated porn clips
>OP will come back disappointed that there is no mindfuckery
/gif/ in a shellnut

>>7956714
You can pick a cat up by the scruff behind their neck and it won't hurt them. Watch some NatGeo on lions, the mothers do that to their cubs all the time.
>inb4 animal abuse: if the cat growls its because he don't respect your authority

>>7958982
What exactly is he saying here? I'm getting "what a charge" and somehting about pizza I think.

>>7954167
And there I thought it was just an autofellatio vid. Fucking kek

>>7954166
I just need a fucking title. You know this was longer than just this scene.

>>7956263
>>7955269
>her

>>7959281
nice bait

>>7958982
this is the best what the fuckery so far.

>>7954885
and he lost and went to the dark side.

>>7959315
That's what her said.

>>7954166
Please rename this file John_Green from now on

>>7957265
A prostitute asks why there isn't any furniture to fuck on. The man says they can fuck anywhere. He proceeds to get his dick out and run from wall to wall while talking to himself
The scene changes to him getting a blowjob from the prostitute, occasionally stopping so he can run to the opposite wall and back again. The scene cuts to the prostitute getting fucked by the man. The scene changes again to him getting blown by the prostitute in which he BENDS HIS ERECT PENIS AT A NEAR 90° ANGLE

>>7960869
and it doesn't even include the SPIDERMAN part..

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>>7962660

>>7954166
Source?

>>7962839
>>7962839
After that... For sure they are lol

>>7958299
RIGHT?

>>7954668
now i know what two cats fucking sounds like

>>7954832
the wig would get to me too

>>7962839

I need a sauce on this

>>7963548

Collegehumor, youtube.

Also, my bedroom that one time.

>>7962669
the very hungry butt-erpillar

>>7959127
he's singing ai no prison, the prison school OP in one clip

>>7962647
fucking clickbait

>>7957270

/pol/tard reporting in.

I had a good chuckle to this vid.

>>7956714
Cats have barbed dicks, it hurts when they fuck.
Source: Crazy Science teacher.

>>7962639
That ass looks fantastic.

>>7962221
.....but why

>>7954166
the day alt porn died

>>7958299
It is a work of art. Accidental, but beautiful.

>>7954166
Whats the source?

>>7956728
That white knight faggot?

>>7954668
its always these fucking cats
every time

>>7962647
lol at the framed Caption Picard on the wall at end

>>7954166
Why does he remind me of Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle?

>>7962647
That pussy caught a mouse.

There. I said. Someone had to.

>>7954166
holy fucking shit. I've seen some fucked up shit and still had to stop watching when he bent his penis. wtf

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>>7958812

Where... but your intestines loop around...

I know it's flexible, but...

This has to be so god damn dangerous?

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>>7964800

>>7964768
I swear I've seen this same exact post on /v/

>>7954832
DUDE THIS ONE IS FROM MY COUNTRY HAHAH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKING ARGENTINA MAN, FUCK

>>7962641
lmao

>>7964804
O_)

>>7957270
LEL. I'll wait until the next time I see that shitposter who always makes the "how can white men compete" threads

>>7964800
>>7964804
did she died?

>>7962651
Underrated post

>>7964800
>>7964804
why?

>>7965249
They were out of octopuses.

>>7964804
>>7964800
How disappointed would 4chan be if it turned out they put the videos on slo mo near the end?

>>7954166
>>7962780

EFUKT

>>7962647
No wonder she sucks at CG:GO

>>7954166
I'd say he was faking except he tries to break his dick in half so....

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>>7954668

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found this over at /wsg/

>>7966521
That's just hilarious.

>>7966521
>The arm
Oh my fucking sides

>>7954352
ah, the Inbetweeners.

>>7958994
did she break her penis or what the fuck is that

>>7965185
Nah, it didn't show the end.

>>7962839
>Star Wars Ep 8

>>7954668
cats have strange penis they got spikey things on it

>>7954668
got to lick them pussy first

>>7954832
isn't it obvious he looks a fucking fag

>>7958982
is that swiss weeaboo?

>>7962641
Sauce?

>>7970927
yes its meidocafe aka melonpan

>>7954166
RIP Professor Snape

>>7958812
SHE BLEEDS AT THE END

>>7962651
Nigga turning super saiyan

>>7971637
>she kek

>>7970822
>she
>her
What the Fuck is wrong with you people.

>>7971506
the dikbut hidden in there...but why?