Female orgasm thread?!

Wow anon, you really stepped up to the plate here you insipid retard.

>>7951394
Fake, women don't have "orgasms" the way men do. Women only have sex to gain money ,social status, or to cause emotional pain. Women only feel hate, depression, and fear the only "joy" they are capable of feeling is when they cause physical or emotional pain to another person. Women are hard wired not to feel enjoyment and sex is a tool they use. All that "cum" you see is piss

>>7951394
> women pissing during sex

>>7951457
I used to date a girl who squirted. She came so hard she completely lost controlled. After a while we started doing foreplay in the shower because she didn't want to wet the bed. You know, to let it all out.

The woman I'm dating now shakes uncontrollably for half a minute when she comes. And she comes. Alot. She has 3-4 orgasms before I have the time to work up one. She sucks me off now while... shaking it off, I guess.

Anyway my point is learn to use your dick, fingers, and tongue.

>>7951489
This. It's not all about jabbing your pidgeon stuffer in and out as fast as you can. Technique is everything, as is patience and honesty.

>>7951457
Someone sounds very bitter

>>7951489
That is an act used to feed your ego so she can use you for money and security and social status. Women are devoid of true positive emotions. For example have you ever seen a woman masturbate when no.one is around or filming it? No because it is an act used to manipulate
>>7951508
I am not bitter I just know them for what they are. Users and decievers that are full of hate and depression and seek to tear down people, they get a type of joy in corrupting good people and turning them bad.

>>7951560
>full of hate and depression and seek to tear down people

Reminds me of a certain someone. Can't imagine who.

>>7951560
Seriously man take your own negative posts and kick rocks. No one wants to read about how miserable you are because of your negative interactions with women.

>have you ever seen a woman masturbate when no.one is around or filming it?
>have you ever seen
>when no.one is around

retard

>>7951560
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10/10 would rage again

>>7951394
Esperanza Gomez? She sure is passionate

>>7951586
>Nope Madison Ivy

>>7951594
only saw fake tits, strong legs and reverse cowgirl so she was the first to come to mind lol

>>7951457
>>7951560
Get a load of this queerbait everyone.

>>7951394
>animated .gif

>>7951560
No, son, you are bitter. It's nobody else's fault that you are incapable of pleasing a woman.

Go outside and talk to people. It's good for you.

>>7953986
This. My gf masturbates, she's the joy of my life and truly cares for me, almost in a motherly way. The first step is acknowledging you're not doing it right, then do it right.

>>7951457
Go back to /R9k shitlord

>>7951560
Hello, Kettle? This is Pot...

Did you know you're black?

>>7951457
2/10

>>7951448
Sauce?

>>7951457
>>7951560
Look kid, It isn't the end of the world. So, you liked her and she was your fist and now she's fucking someone else. It fucking happens, you well get through this and you will find someone else to pine over. Your young, as you get older there will be dozens of women in your life, some will use you and manipulate you, and some will truly love you but it still wont work out. The moral here is... the emotions, love, and relationship will always be the hard part... fuckin becomes pretty easy as you get older, and its really the less important part knowing a woman.

>>7951457
>being this mad
I thought this idiot mentality was exclusive to /b/

>>7951457

successful troll is successful

>>7951457
nice bait

either that or you've never talked to another human being before

>>7951457
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8 but I had to w8 for my d8 so ended up posting this l8, hope you don't get ir8

>>7951555

plz sauce

>>7951560

"have you ever seen a woman masturbate when no one is around..."

How would I have seen that if I wasn't around? I have physically walked in on girlfriends masturbating. Are you even fucking for real?

Granted, women don't masturbate as often as men. But you just sound like some fucking retard when you assume that all women are part of some bizarre conspiracy against men.

So fucking stupid. Honestly. When I was 12 I met people with more sexual maturity and understanding than you sir.

>>7951457
>>7951560
elliot pls

>>7951560
>For example have you ever seen a woman masturbate when no.one is around
Is this one of those riddles like "what is the sound of one hand clapping"?

ahh so much philosopher on 4chan ^^ .|.

>>7951565
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>>7951580
>>7953819
ROASTIES BTFO
ROASTIES BTFO

ROASTIES GETTING TOASTIE
ROASTIES GETTING TOASTIE

>>7951394
who cares ! sauce ?

>>7951489
>>7951508
>>7953819
>>7954064
>>7954529
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>>7954801

Pointing the retardeds who took the bait and ruined the thread. Every. Fucking. Time.

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>the absolute state of this thread

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>>7951457
>>7951560

>>7951457
Found the bitter virgin!

>>7954727
nice outskill bro

>>7951560
>For example have you ever seen a woman masturbate when no.one is around or filming it?

>Have you ever heard a tree fall while you're not there?

you can't possibly be this retarded

>>7954423
maddison ivy breakfast is served

i came to this thread to have a good time and honestly im feeling so attacked right now

>>7951457
successful troll 12/10
would read again

>>7951457
bro calm down

>>7951560
At the risk of being told to get the fuck out, I came to this thread to masturbate and there ain't nobody filming. Women enjoy sexual pleasure for the sake of physical sensation just as I assume you do. I'm sorry your mommy issues are this severe.

>>7958728
A girl that masturbates to girls masturbating? Your either a troll or a faggot

>>7951457

Should have come long ago, but

/THREAD

>>7951579
If a tree falls in the forest
And no one is there to hear it
Did it actually masturbate?

>>7951457
Seriously man, 4chan misogyny is fun, but do you genuinely believe this shit? Like white knighting aside do you genuinely believe that women might not have their own sexual desires

>>7951560
Well stfu and start fucking dudes you fucking virgin

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>>7959092
If you're bothered this much by whether someone on the internet is a genuine retard or not I think you have enough issues of your own to worry about.

>>7951457
Listen up class and pay attention. This anon has had people responding to his b8 for over TWELVE HOURS. *This* is how b8 should be done.

Congratulations, anon for raising the bar around here. You deserve a fucking award.

This thread is dead.

RIP Female orgasm thread

The Anal Avenger, now in new vag flavor!

This is the fucking worst board on 4chan.
Every thread is a bunch of faggots going out of their way to complain about the topic.

>>7951394
Women have orgasms but they dont squirt... its madeup shit. Its piss. Had it happen to me. We were drunk and rhough normally really wet she started gushing as i fucked her. I got stoked and felt like a king... but the consistency was off. It wasnt as slick and lubricating as pussy juice. Then it hit me. Squirting is just piss... nothing wrong if you into that shit but its not real bros.

>>7959337
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skene%27s_gland

>>7951560
man, you must have had one fucked up up-bringing, a really bad failed relationship, or a micropenis so remarkably small that it is one micron away from being concave. Or maybe even all 3...
Women masturbating isn't like santa or unicorns or tooth fairy or some shit. Why do you think that one of the most commonly sold sexual tools/toys is a vibrator? I can promise you that it's not just so men can watch...

Honestly man, you should try and meet other women cause if bitches like what you're describing is all you have to go by, you arent even getting a 1/100th of what a good woman is.
On top of that, you're developing a pretty concerningly pathological hatred for an entire sex...thats the kind of crazy that shoots itself after walking into a sorority with an assault rifle, or serial kills women because he thinks they deserve it.
Not saying thats what you are but I will say that mindset is really dangerous

THIS THREAD FUCKING SUCKS.

>>7959337
Getting pissed on happens bro, squirting is a thing though. They taste much different.

>>7951457
>>/r9k/

>>7959404
you are goddamn right

>>7951457
you're an SJW if this post makes you mad.

seriously, it's obviously a troll and it's funny as hell.

>>7951457
nice b8
made me respond/10

>>7958737
Yeah, that second one is fairly accurate.

>>7951457
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