Regret thread

>>7932277 that poor girl hahaha just kidding fucking whore must be fucking grandpa's as well

>>7932277
That nice kid must regret having to fuck a tattooed skank like that.

>>7932277
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSource

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>>7932277
OP, Please

Source plz !

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Reminds me of those FuckTeam Five vids from bangbros
>The chicks always end up making fun of the amateur fucking them.
>The whole thing might be a setup, but the dudes are clearly not maleStar material.

>>7932288
REKT

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>>7932277
Bad career choice.

>>7932768
sauce on this?

>>7932807
No idea m8, it came from a women hate thread if that helps.

>>7932768
i fucking love japanese porns

>>7932807
black and decker commercial - 2013

'right tool for the right job'

>>7932277
Sauce OP!

>>7932932

Eh. At least the guy isn't completely ugly or acting like some asshole.

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>>7932926
top kek

>>7932946

Meant to reply to >>7932932

>>7932277
This webm just inspired me to go to the gym. Thanks, anon

sauce OP

>>7932277
Guess no one here is good enough to know the souce of this webm

>>7933013
lol try harder faggot

>>7932947
Get out of there, boogie!

>>7932947
LOL

>>7932295
that female specimen is from mydirtyhobby and it´s called queen-paris.

>>7932947
cuttocamera2.webm

>>7932947
I didn't expected that.

>>7933116
good 1

>>7933038

lol

>>7932288
would still fuck. also, tattoos are hot as fuck, faggot. let me know when youre out of high school.

>>7932277
http://stream-mydirtyhobby.biz/view/queenparis-unglaublicher-teenysex-mit-jan-18-in-der-dusche

Didnt know gaben had a sex tape

>>7932277
Nigger how does this shit even happen? I mean I understand some people get of to women being degraded but this is worse than fucking dogs and horses

>>7932947
Francis get out there dammit

>>7933179
Wow...

>>7932376
http://kickasswarez.com/showthread.php?tid=7340

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Sex + Heroes of the Storm

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Another One

>>7933207
thanks anon

>>7933264
ha this reminds me of one of my college roommates, he starved her for attention and sex over mmos so she eventually cucked him

>>7933279
How the hell do those guys get girls when I can't?

>>7933272
eFukt all the way

>>7933286
>eFukt

Didn't know that site, thanks!

>>7933288
it's 4channers bread and butter. good luck

>>7932277
they both have almost matching BMIs

>>7933284
I don't know, I would have fucked her though, she later bitched about how she could here me and my GF at the time having sex all the time and she would be lucky if they had sex a few times a month

>>7932926
>http://kickasswarez.com/showthread.php?tid=7340
KEK

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>>7932947

>>7932277

fucking cringe, holy shit

that dude's body is revolting, not to mention his face is very juvenile and demeanor passive and sad. I can't even fap now.

>>7933324
Goes to show how low porn stars would go.

>>7933272
What is that green shit on the floor..?

Only thread where interracial gifs/webms deserved to be posted.

Here is a good laugh

http://www.rocket-inc.net/details.php?id=RCT-502

>>7933339
>Being this insecure

>>7933349
>Being this cuck

>>7933272
lmao stupid fucking whore realized too late that getting degraded for a living is degrading. I wonder how often this happens.

>>7933336
Puke

>>7933333

>>7933207
Omg. This painfull to watch.

>>7933038
Thought the same thing XD

>>7933179
Let me know when you'll have a job different than being a lorry driver and quit with your meth addiction, you human coloring page.

>>7933264
what a filthy casual

heroes of the storm is for niggers who are too dumb to play dota or lol

>>7933380
fuck you. What you do for a living (being an asshat) is degrading. Sex work is not.

>>7933279
My old housemate's ex (ended up better friends with her than him) told me that she once started masturbating in his bed to try and get him to stop playing the sims. Didn't work, so she dumped him.

>>7933842
>

You're really not a smart man, are you?

>>7933380
>>7933380

>Getting degraded for a living is degrading

Nice one, dickhead. Your use of the english language astounds me.

>>7933272
Sauce?

>>7933179
Adults don't care for scribbles on their skin. Tattoos are fine when they aren't in the 'desktop wallpaper' and 'generic shit' tiers, but even then you have to tolerate the pretentious fucks that get the deep/unique tattoos thinking it adds a legitimate level of interest to them. It doesn't, you're just another person with tattoos.

>>7933264
God, what a fucking fag

>>7933272
Wow this is horrible
She got raped in the last 3 seconds there
Those assholes better get their ass to court

>>7934076
Getting facefucked until you puke then getting slapped around for amusement is definitely degrading, regardless of how much the people involved try to convince theirselves otherwise.
>>7934127
Pretty sure he's implying she just realised something obvious. You should probably take a small amount of time trying to understand comments before you reply to them, Anon.

>>7932768
Not sauce: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=762090301

>>7932768
Still not sauce
http://www.xvideos.com/video1284301/asian_made_to_orgasm_with_power_tools

>>7933264
Source pls.

He's pretty much a fat lesbian with a dick.

>>7933264
this is one of the least arousing things I've ever seen

>>7933328
They wont go "high" or "low".
>Once you accept the pay, you do your part of the contract.
>It's the straight-line thinking of anybody getting paid to do shit they'd rather not do on their own for no pay.

They look related in the face

>>7933279
she cucked him, because she is a slut. She could have simply break up with him and then find a new boyfriend.

>>7932288
Found the pear shaped nerd.

That's the best pussy that guy is ever going to get in his life and it was part of a porn shoot.

Kinda pathetic. But that's why weights and treadmills exist

Plz, more fat dudes fucking hot chicks.

>>7933272
I had a girl in a situation like this. Talking about how much she wanted to be used and degraded but when the time came and starting sucking my cock I spit on her face, slapped her, called her a brainless slut, called her stupid, stuffed my dick down her throat called her worthless, told her that her parents would be ashamed, spit on her and then she just kinda slowly just stopped sucking my dick and her face scrunched up and tears started flowing.

Trying to rescue the mood I said "what are you doing stop crying and suck my dick you worthless piece of pussy" and she fuck LOST IT. She shouted FUCK OFF and I'm just looking at her like "wat, this is what you wanted" and she said "FOR REAL. HONEST TO GOD FUCK OFF".

So I let her sit on the floor and cry and gathered my things and left without even a nut. 5/10 wouldn't do again

>>7932926
I needed to take a moment after that one, holy shit man...

>>7932947
ive seen a tv show about this studio

>>7934480
fucking white knight faggot lol

>>7934546
http://www.xvideos.com/video16970051/jogando_lol_e_transando

>>7934480
They probably thought she was just a good actor.

>>7934460
>getting his dick wet while doing the pointless bullshit you do

I'd say he's got it made.

>>7934713
You really went 0 to 60 didn't you?

That sucks and it does crack me up, but still, you didn't think about easing into it a little?

>>7932768
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/f/image/1451/79/1451798723093.swf

>>7933264
Hots seriously? That shit is so casual he can spend the whole day fucking his girl and doing other shit and when he returns to the computer he would have won the game.

>>7933272
SAAAAAAAAUCE

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>>7933286
mah nigga

I've been going to efukt for....almost 10 years. Longer then i've been on the chans

Theres always something great up every week

>new favorite

http://efukt.com/21331_LMAO:_Middle_Eastern_Sex_Talk_Fail.html

>>7934891
its from the guys who do these videos

I believe their videos were produced at one point under the name "facial abuse"

http://efukt.com/21244_Trolling_Wannabe_Pornstars_2K15.html

http://efukt.com/21329_I_LOVE_ROUGH_PORN.html

>>7934713
I has some thing like this happen to me before as well. I met a girl off cragslist who wanted a degrading video we talked things over coffee exchanged medical papers as she sad she was clean we went back to my place i showed her the equipment so she knew im no fake thousands in cam and sound lighting equipment and we set a date 3 days out i showed up had a cam guy his girlfriend who dose audio and we set up in her house went over the stuff oral anal ill smack your ass face nut here and s forth.. 20 mins in im making this video shes in to it i call her a slut and worthless and if your mom could see her little girl now how she feel.. Well turns out her mom died 1 year ago and well it was a swore spot for her mentally. I grab her hair spit in her face shove my cock in balls deep and sayya mommy and daddy will be proud.. She pushes me away brakes down in tears and That was the end of the shoot.. the following 45 mins were spent getting equipment packed up my friends girlfriend talking to her and we weighting for her friend to show up and we left.. Still have the raw footage some where on a old drive some where... Since then spoke to her twice got payed half the price for the video 300 witch went to payment for my friend and his ex girl.. We had coffee again hooked up no video again and were close she calls me up when ever shes in town from NC and i have her stay here with her boyfriend who's bi and we still have fun.. So some thing that sucked turned out to be ok in the end.. I feel bad for the girl in this video she really looses her shit and the cam crew still posted the footage.. I would never do that to anyone even if they were super ass holed about the mishap..

>>7934926
Thanks mate.

>>7933842
>you human coloring page
I'm stealing that one

>>7932285
jealous of that fat hermaphrodite. gross

>>7934951
I think the blonde is at 1:00 in this vid- have full links to the clips in description

watching all of these, forgot they are this hillarious

http://efukt.com/20954_The_Trolling_Of_Wannabe_Pornstars_II.html

>some days i just wish i had a normal job
>FEED ME ARRRRRRR
>its like a ghetto chupacabra

maximum kek achieved

>>7934918
>I want 6, 7 kids like a soccer team
I'm getting fucking hysterical, oh god my sides

There's this webm of a BLACKED scene where one of the girls has a tear roll down her face during a blowjob.
I like to imagine it's because she realized fucking a nigger means she's now ruined.

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>>7934985

No joke, the whole site is fucking gold

You may enjoy these gems

http://efukt.com/21158_The_Most_Obnoxious_Cameraman_in_Porno_History.html

http://efukt.com/21107_Ratchet_Sex_Tape_Fails.html

http://efukt.com/21187_Porn_Scenes_Worthy_of_an_Oscar_4.html

>>7933284
Usually at least in my case it's not that they can't have sex with me because I'm playing, it's because they called me when they got home and talked for hours on end, and were surprised when it turned out I was playing games/watching tv or whatever during that call about nothing.

Fuck bitches, you're better without em. At least with that attitude you'll get laid and won't have to give a fuck.

>>7934109
Never did this. I never once starved a girl of attention, in person (at least sexually). But there are some crazy bitches out there that will fuck you 3x in a night, and then go home and poke you or w.e. on FB and when you don't poke back because you're passed out from having sex all night they ragequit.

I don't even use FB, ffs.

>>7934944
Idk, they definitely know what they're getting into at that point. Whether they REALLY have processed it or not, that's their fault if they haven't.

Not saying I'd keep hate fucking a chick if she broke down, but chicks are just so coddled that they get into a situation like that (purposefully) and they just freak out... it's hard to feel sorry for that.

>>7933264
That's the look of a chick who skipped her birth control on purpose. I bet he thinks he's got her right where he wants her.

>>7935121
I don't think she was lying.

>>7933264
everyone dogging him for playing an ass game could instead be making fun of the game for being easy enough to play while fucking. My fiancee gave me head during starcraft II a few years ago and I legit could not manage anything

>>7934713
This is one of the most cringe-worthy things I've ever read on 4chan. How do sociopaths like this manage to get laid but I'm sitting here on /gif/ by my lonesome?

>>7934854
We snapchatted for weeks. The most awful, dirtiest, darkest stuff. She referred to herself as my mindless fuck doll and my slave. Told me constantly that I totally owned her pussy. Whenever I tried talking to her normally she would say "does it matter"? And reaffirm herself as just a receptacle for my semen (actual words from her). I don't think I can fully blamed for assuming she was ready

>>7935234
The fuck? How am I sociopath? Because I like kinda kinky sex? Fuck you high schooler. I'm not even that cool. Struck out tonight and I'm /gif/ like the rest. We could've been friends. Stop crying and suck my dick

For the record I am NOT a sociopath. That whole situation did affect me. To know that I made a smart, strong girl feel like that and made her feel that cold, deep pang of regret that comes when you touch some hollow space deep inside that you never meant to?

I've felt that before. Deep down she feels worthless. I made it too real for her. I've been there, wouldn't wish it on anyone and didn't mean to do that her. And I felt bad and still do. Sociopathic I am not

>>7935283
Oh, that does make more sense if she seemed like she was totally ready for it.

Why I do not like snapchat or any online dating. Girls talk a big game on there.

>>7935283

Your mistake was bringing up her parents.

>>7935283
I have a GF who i downgrade, but havent gone that far, probobly wont either. I think its good enough to slap and spit and choke. Dont talk much, more like ''Shut the fuck up'' and stuff. But i think the parent thing will be to hardcore for both off us.

There is a difference between snapchat and irl you know. You SHOULD have eased up a bit.

>>7935234
its really easy to make up stories when all you do is sit around on motherless all day watching fake snuff movies

>>7935283
> I'm not even that cool.
No shit
>Sociopathic I am not
Yeah ok

>>7935321
I don't know man. I don't think it's fair enough to blame me. I regret it but she pretty much played with fire and presented herself as more ready than she was

>>7935344
Do you even know the definition of a sociopath outside of some stupid dumbed down Sherlock/Criminal Minds/Dexter tv version? Please explain how any psychologist would name me a sociopath

>>7933264
this is sad

>>7935371
I don't consider you sociopathic you seem empathic to me really. Your only thing was bringing parents into it. You could just tell her how ugly she looks and how she's only a mouth to suck your dick, tell her how dry her mouth is, its so inadequate she is so inadequate, you don't love a dirty whore you fuck a dirty whore, say you love my cock up your ass and oh fuck nah, are you coming, I say when you get to come you delicious slut you cool down by licking my ass and balls and then I'll give you your orgasm bitch.

Hahaha wow, umm sorry. Anyway point being you don't need to crack mother jokes to people, if you did that during a Halo game with friends they would punch your face so why would it be ok during sex?

Next time find out boundaries first.

>>7933842
>you human coloring page
top kek

>>7935283
Same shit happened to me. Snapchat is easy for them; it's all talk and nudes and shit and that's easy. Bitches like that always have deep rooted insecurities and problems and shit.

If it gets too real, it comes out. It stops being something they think about and linking to their sexuality and becomes what it is - a reality of how fucked up they are.

Still fun though.

>>7935371
never bring parents into it. it's childish at best, and will likely hit a sore spot and kill the mood.

>>7935229
maybe blizzard wanted this all along
they never intended it to be played without that handicap

>>7934127
Your lack of understanding of the same language is astounding.

this is fuckin' hilarious!!

http://efukt.com/21237_Anally_Destroying_a_Mentally_Disturbed_Teenager.html

>>7934944
Proof that not every person on 4chan is a total dick. This has restored a smidgen of my faith. Kudos to you sir.

>>7932947
sam hyde

>>7935121
Thats a fucking travesty

>>7932277
I bet he's ranked global in CSGO

Why

>>7933264
There are common feels. 40s 39s 38s 27s 16s

>>7935519
LMFAO i watched the whole thing. fantastic!! thanks for sharing anon

>>7935532
*tip*

>>7932947
"hey guys, it's me francis"

>>7935283
It's like that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry's girlfriend wants him to talk dirty to her, and when he does she's totally repulsed

>>7932277

>you may think I'm a loser in the real world
>but in the porn world you're the loser

>>7934865
Yeah seriously man. I welcome HoTS into this genre. its not too terribly bad.

>>7935855
kek

>>7935519
>http://efukt.com/21237_Anally_Destroying_a_Mentally_Disturbed_Teenager.html
direct link to mp4 http://assets.efukt.com/videos/crazie.mp4

>>7935845
>>7935519

WHAT'S MY FAVOURITE FUCKING GENRE?

>>7933871
>implying dota and lol require any skill
>implying any assfaggots game aren't for casuals

>>7933264
this is really hot, man. Like he doesn't care and she's using him

>>7932768
she will make a fine desk one day

>>7936031
Holy fuck

>>7935532
epic post reddit.

>>7935519
>>7935942
Let's all remember this when saying that Lexi Belle is unstable

>>7934918
>they....... th-think they'll make a billions of babies, but that's not true

>>7935234
She fucking asked for it then when anon delivered she had a meltdown.

Summery: Women don't know what they want.

Anyone have the webm of the YouTube girl?

>>7936110
jesus fuck she is ugly

>>7932996
Yeah. Holy shit I never gave two shits about my weight. I'm a bit smaller than the guy in the video but seeing that shit made me cringe so hard its no wonder I'm still a virgin at 20.

I went out and bought a shit ton of fruits and vegetables and now I'm going to go vegetarian for the next year.

Thanks OP for helping me change my life.

>>7936321
lol

>>7936110
sauce?

>>7932277
>>7933207
>Fucking camera man reflection in mirror
Oh god this is too good. I fucking lost it before she even touched his dick.

>>7936341
>She puts the condom on before sucking
Holy fuck this is too much

>>7936110
lookin like a high elf in oblivion

>>7936321
Dude, I don't know if you are trolling or not, but just in case you're not, dont become a fucking vegetarian. Worst thing you can do.

>>7932277
He's got a decent sized dick given his fat pad.
Could be worse.

Source: i'm a fat fuck.

>>7933279
You don't know what that word means. That isn't cucking, you just described typical cheating.

>>7932277
The condom doesn't even move when he's fucking her

>>7934713
>Trying to rescue the mood I said "what are you doing stop crying and suck my dick you worthless piece of pussy" and she fuck LOST IT.
lol you fucking retard

>>7933842
>human coloring page
brilliantly played

>>7933871
>Any moba that doesn't copy lol or dota is is bad and the people who play it are inferior to me.
I pity people like you, really I do.

>>7932277
>he's shaved
This man is prepared for the ocean of pussy he must brave.

>>7936387
What would you suggest then? Vegetarianism will help me make better choices and I'll slowly put meat back in my diet.

>>7936456
haha u can still eat meat, but losing weight is all about diet, diet, diet, and exercise. Remember stuffing your face with lettuce is bad too.

>>7935121
Regret? She was loving that dick.

>>7933264
Not even a good game, whoever wants to fuck that is desperate

>>7933272
What a dumb ho, why is getting slapped the thing that pisses you off?

>>7932394
Clearly staged. As was bangbus and dorm invasion. Still good stuff though.

>>7933842
figured I'd have heard that one before
gonna use that later

>>7934110
I dunno, but I am smarter than fucks with random google image search results drawn on their bodies, with a line of "hurr, muh lyfe value" reasoning attached to them.
Cheers.

>>7935121
Sauce???

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>>7932277
That Jew nosed kid looks 13

>>7933264
I saved this for some reason.
I am not sure why.

>>7935033
"GAG ON HIS COCK YOU LEMON STEALING WHORE!"

>>7933264
http://www.pornhub.com/users/wildest_dreams
They post their shit on reddit and comment quite a bit as well. She's was purportedly 18 and a virgin when she decided to be a part of a polyamorous relationship with the guy and the fat chick in the videos and they record all of her firsts.

So basically, yeah, she'll probably regret this down the line.

>>7936555
If you love black dick doesn't mean she does

>>7936928
Here kid, have some Internets. Thanks.

>>7934480
Does your family tree look like a railroad track you stupid cunt

>>7937030
Haha holy shit I'm dying

>>7936280
really anon, she's kinda normal looking, where do you live?

>>7935234
improve yourself. Girls really aren'r as much into being nice, understanding and empathic as everyone told you. Those aren't bad character traits but they want get you a girl alone. Some girls don't care if you have much of them as long as you are entertaining and give her what she expects from what she considers a relationship.
Yep trying to save the mood by telling a crying girl to go on is kind of shitty but shittiness can be forgiven. Unmanly nice guys get no respect so if you want to get pussy change your life and get you some

>>7936978
Are you fucking stupid?

>>7934713
Anyone seen the vid were a pornstar bit the lip of the male star while riding him and he immedeately slaps her (I think even twice), she tries to ignore and move on but starts crying
He tries to go on and says: You really hurt me there

>>7884254

>>7936407
Is this bait?

Cucking is literally cheating. Only in the context of porn does it mean the husband watches. Get a fucking life. You watch too much porn obviously

>>7936371
This shit had me rolling. Kek!

>>7933336
it's her dignity

>>7936110
and that was the point in her life where mama june decided to eat like a pig

>>7937083
Her name is Lexi Belle. Pretty easy to find

>>7936371
holy shit this

>>7933264
She is so ugly it actually makes it hot. I would be like a fucking super hero to this girl lol

>>7937071
I don't like black dick so no.

>>7936992
She took it like a champ

>>7937462
No she didn't. She puked all over herself.

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I'm surprised this one hasn't been posted.

>>7937371

wtf are you talking about. She's cute if anything just a normal looking girl. I would date her.

>>7936280

looks normal to me.

>>7933842
>human colouring page
sweet

>>7933264
It's a give and take dynamic.

>>7937526
she is pretty hot tho,love that soft round ass. Source?

>>7934713
thats hilarious because you are so stupid you dont know how to ease things in. A girl first time doing that kind of stuff with you doesnt want to be reminded of her parents and insulted for five minutes straight, thats shit you work up into after you two have been doing thiskind of stuff for a while, not stuff you start out of the gate with.

this is like saying "this girl said she was interested in having anal but she started crying and got mad as soon as I shoved two fists inside her ass and a wiimote, girls who can understand them amirite"

>>7935195
>>7935565
>>7936555
>>7937385
People's eyes water when they gag.

>>7937219
Lol

>>7935371
who even brings up parents during sex? What the fuck kind of mental image is that. Only an amateur would think that bringing up parents during sex would be hot. You are the reason she felt bad, you are a terrible dom if you have to resort to that bullshit to feel in control.

>>7937487
>autism_speaks.jpg

>>7935532
At least pretend you just didn't arrive from Reddit, friend.

>>7936371

Hahahah

>>7933871
>these people not believing this

have they ever played?

The link on the video with the nerd fuckin that tattooed girl ???

>>7937385
What does that have to do with anything?
Are you so fucking lost in your world of racism that you can't understand that people tear up when they gag? And that instead of "giving power to the man" she tried to play tough girl?

Are you telling me you can't understand that that's what is happening there?

>>7935532
Fuck your feelings.

>>7937526
ohh my fucking god I scream laugh at this every fucking time he pulls out dribbling and goes "oh..."

This guy had a ton of other videos some of them pretty funny but this was by far the best.

>>7937526
i was hoping this one would be in the thread. kills me, thanks bro

>>7936992
Is this dick on the longer side of average?

>>7932277
The shit skanks will do for money and the lengths betas will go to defend bitches on fucking 4chan.

God damn.

>>7939058
no you insecure cuck

>>7939147
Yes it is, teenager.

>>7934713
>>7934854
>>7937592
Ayyyyyyyyyyy fellow "can't ease into things" guy here.

When I took this girl's virginity I had her in like 5 different positions before I nutted.
Was standing up with her cradled in my arms fucking and I could tell she was just confused as all hell.

>>7936110
sauce

>>7936031
top kek

>>7936280
I concur. Bitch looks like absolute shit

>>7939147
Projecting faggot

>>7939234
Looks like a fat guy

>>7935371
I don't think we're "blaming you", I mean you seem to have acted as reasonably as a dude usually does and most people throwin u the stone might have done the same thing, given the same opportunity (which most of them never will, so kudos to you there)
>We are, though, trying to make you realise that a girl is a fickle thing that will never quite be sure what she wants and never fully to be trusted with any decision of her own comfort.
>pro-proof : Ask a chick where she want to eat and listen to her complain all the way to the bank when she realise she is stuck between what she thought she wanted, what she said, and what she actually wanted.
>It'd be almost funny if it weren't so rage inducing
>This is what feminists will never get.

>>7932947

"Moving towards Objective"
"the Point is ours commander"

>>7937526

I don't know whats worse,

The Oh part
or that my uncle had the same bed cabinets

>>7934480
This, children, is bait.

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>>7936371

>>7933842
>human coloring page

Fuck that's good.

>>7939406
I don't get it

>>7933871
100%

>>7939411
He has tattoos.

Sauce?

>>7939357
Sauce? please

>>7932277
this actually cheers me up

i look a lot like that guy so this gives me some hope

>>7937110
No anon, you are the retard.

>>7939357
that limp dick

>>7933264
funny because I've done this once. can't remember what i was playing but girl wanted to fuck, i didn't really. so i let her fuck while i was busy doing something else lol

>>7933842
>>7934968
>>7935415
>>7936427
>>7936716
>>7937546
>>7939406
these are all me

>>7939357
this brokes the D.

>>7936321
fuck off with your bullshit, go to /fit/, read the sticky

>>7932947
SteadyCam Technology™

>>7935321
>downgrade

>>7936110
sauce?!

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>>7939516
they love curved up dicks. hits the sweet spot easier.

>>7939490
http://www.eporner.com/hd-porn/103452/Morning-Sex-Presented-By-Susana-And-Eduardo/

>>7933842
>you human coloring page.
REKT

http://www.mydirtyhobby.com/profil/4118264-QueenParis/videos/3101941-Unglaublicher-Teenysex-mit-Jan-18-in-der-Dusche

>>7939545
i've done 2 of them so no

>>7939728
What am I looking at here

http://www.mydirtyhobby.com/profil/4118264-QueenParis/videos/3101941-Unglaublicher-Teenysex-mit-Jan-18-in-der-Dusche

>>7937371
>>7937527
he's a typical pleb who can't tell attractiveness of a woman based on her bone structure and other unchangeable features and instead relies on "style", "hair", "make-up", you know, things that are frequently changed and mutable

>>7939728
Wtf happened here ?

>>7939829
>believes style isn't what makes people attractive
>calls other men plebs
and how many women have called you attractive?

>>7939872
some women are just dead fish. it's sad.

>>7939930
paid or not
you're right.

>>7939497
you just have to star in freak-porn

>>7932768
used to have this downloaded. its from before 2009 but I deleted it a while back

>>7940163
fake

>>7932277
gaben?

>>7937526
This is great but that's not their voices in the actual video. Google "day I became a whore" or something like that for sauce of this and all of that guy's vids.

>>7940147 here

thanks to autism i found it.

http://www.javdatabase.com/movies/drns-001/

DRNS-0001

link points to pay garbage, but i'm pretty sure that the source is DRNS-001

>>7940182
I fucking hope it's fake...

>>7934076
Did she know way she signed up for?
I help you with the answer. It's yes.
Did she think she could handle it for the money?
Again, the answer here is yes.
Just thought I'd help, your response to other soho made me wonder if you're a moron or one those white knights thinking they'll be rewarded with sex for sounding enlightened.
This time, the answer here is no sex for you

>>7936371

>>7939787
>>7939859
fake. alien supposedly kills cop. made by amateur filmmaker

>>7937526
Who the fuck does porn and not use birth control?

>>7933264
>Heroes of the storm
zozzel

>>7934666
Says the man on 4chan.

>>7940182
>>7940253
it's not. Saw it on liveleak a year or two ago, was linked to a news article. Dude died, caus he was stupid as shit to practice escaping alone at home instead of having people around him that could help him out.

>>7940521
actually come to think of it, think it was a girl.

>>7940521
>>7940536
It was a girl. She drowned doing/practicing an escape trick. Actually one of the more disturbing videos I've ever seen. That and the video of the tied up mouse getting its dick cut off with scissors. Drowning looks like a fucked up way to go.

>>7939728
did he get shot with a flare gun???

>>7937526
Anyone know where to find other vids of his? I'm really into this 'white trash escort/porn star audition' thing.

>>7940550
it is.
Your lungs burn as they fill with water, you shit your pants and the usual, takes a couple of minutes but it's pretty damn bad.

>>7940163
I think it's fake. How is her arms pale and her legs tanned? Nobody fucks up tanning that bad...

>>7937030
I'm using that to make fun of imbred people lol

>>7934918
>rub it on my samosa
holy fuck lost it ... that's not even the right type of brown.

DAMN GIF/ TURNED B/

>>7937526
>people actually think this is real and not staged

>>7940704
Just a thought, but she could be wearing pantyhose. Just sayin.

>>7940825
Clever trick for begging for sauce.
>Now 20% less desperate !!!

>>7940163
Couldn't she have just, you know, rocked forward?

>>7940849
Are you retarded?

The entire series is on efukt you idiot. Nice reverse sauce bitch

>>7940851
if you have a bathtub, try.
>Then try with waterweight pressing u down
>Then try with immediate death on your mind.
>inb4 death would give me super power and i would stand up
>People die.

>>7940863
And it works too.
I'd say thank you but this is rape..

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Instant regret

>>7940872
hey, was that Cologne?

>>7940891
what a surprise a teenager got high at a festival did something stupid

>>7933264
Pornhub 789316490

>>7932277
[chorus] "I'm looking at the man in the mirror..."[/chorus]

>>7940508
Why do harley riders rev their engine constantly?
we dont fucking know

>>7940851
She was tied to the wall

>>7940864

>>7936110
>No Sauce
>ConfusedBoner.jpeg
fuck off /gif/

>>7939878
Wtf man, shes hot. Its a waste with that look in her face.

>>7933264
Whoever said men can't do multitasking

>>7932277
goddamit anyone got full vid?

the guy that posted it earlier sorta works but you have to pay to watch

>>7941587
found it: http://stream-mydirtyhobby.biz/view/queenparis-unglaublicher-teenysex-mit-jan-18-in-der-dusche

gotta disable adblock tho

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>>7939357
look at her face, she doesn*t even feel his limp dick kek

Good for the lad in OPs post. He got pussy! He had fun!

Fuckin' ain't art, it's supposed to be fun. I don't want to WATCH such folk and they presumably don't want to watch me, but that is secondary.

>>7937526
>>7940825
its real he claimed to be a porn director but was really just a weazel rapist fraud. i remember watching a documentary or something on it while i was stoned

>>7933264
Awesome! Now if she just brings him a sandwich she will be the perfect gf

>>7932768
Imagine how hard she'd be screaming if they put the sandpaper on!

>>7940163
this is how houdini died.

>>7933264
Trump?

>>7937526
s....sauce?

>>7941620
how is this regretable?

>>7943090
Google the day I became a whore, this one is Megan I think