Self fucking

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3 images is all I have. If I could create webms on mobile i'd have much more to start the thread. There are a lot of quality videos on xtube.

anyone knows how to do that?

>>7924600
This, so much this... I need to know.

>>7924600
do not get fully hard...that is the trick

the hardest part is being semi-hard while relaxing the rest of your body, you need monk-level discipline

But i feel pain in dick when i wana do this

>>7924657
You were too hard, young master. Patience is the key to enlightenment. Focus on my words and you should go just limp enough for it to work.

It seems to me i have got too small dick for thid

how to do the thing he is doing with the towel?

I've tried, I can rub my dick in my anus without any difficulty, by I can't get it inside, tried lubricating it but nothing. No pain tho.

i have a 7.5 incher and can barely graze my asshole, wtf?

>>7924691
you have to open your butt to accept it first

>>7924770
Oh really?That can't be it!

>>7924642
Now how am I supposed to not get a boner with my dick in my ass?

Always wanted to be able to do this. Super jealous

this is technically masturbation

>tried
>could only rub the tip on ass, can't get in
>now craving being fucked in the ass
?????????

Ive done this a few times. Its fun because then you can feel your own cum drip out of your ass after youre done. It takes a big dick and a semi loose butthole to work well.

>>7925037
forgot to say Im 8 inches long when fully erect and can get about three inches inside me

>>7925029
I'll plow your boypussy, anon. I'll even let you stroke yourself during.

>>7925052
but ur not in TX friendo

>>7925059
I am

>>7925067
w-where?

>>7925075
Without being too specific the dfw metroplex

>>7925095
houston.. sad day

>>7925095
I've noticed that the Dallas area seems to have a shit load of people wanting to be fucked in the ass.

>>7925124
well I'm in Houston and no one seems to care that I want to be fucked in the ass

>>7925124
Dude no joke Dallas is full of gay men and Trans.

>>7925127
There's also tons of people in Houston that want to be fucked in the ass. There's just not enough dick that wants to fuck Houston trash.

>make self fuck thread
>becomes Texan hookup thread

never change /gif/

>>7924910
>/gif/.png

>>7925497
I'd post me fucking my ass but I cant make videos

Dallas fag here, you California faggots get the fuck back to where you came from.
Only heterosexuals allowed, or ill shoot you.

>>7925536
but anon, you're in a thread about fucking yourself in the asshole

>>7925497
Logical progression
>thread about fucking self in ass
>fat unflexible small dicked virgins try to do it
>can't due to aforementioned reasons
>try to get someone else to

>>7925539
I saw these fags talking about Texas and I needed to straighten them up (^:

>>7925580
straighten them up with a good hard dicking, i hope

whats about the length you need to be to pull this off?

>>7924667
Same here, I usually love the fact I'm small, but I can barely put the head in

>>7925119
I'm in Houston though anon!

>>7925951
Do you have a throw away email anon?

>>7925124
Really? Maybe I need to rethink my never going to Texas idea.

>>7925951
Well I'm going to sleep but I have one

[email protected]

>>7925095
I'm in Frisco. You down?

>tried it
>literary have it at the butthole
>need at least 1-2 inches in order to penetrate
Frustating

>>7925136
I'd fuck you in the ass anon im from houston but im in korea

>>7926056
The only things that come out of texas are queers and steers.

>>7924786
It is, I've done this myself, and the problem is usualy that your ass isn't open enough for it to properly insert as limp. Really stretch that ass to get it in. Also, dont apply lube to your entire dick, or else it will slip in your fingers and you won't be able to push it in.
My dick size is pretty average, but the trick is to twist it when it is at a perfect chubby so that it turns the other way around before you insert it. It will take some time before it gets in because it has to be stretched a bit as well.

>>7924134
Post the xtube links pls

>>7927445
YOUR GOING TO BREAK IT

>>7926869
this

i made more progress than the last time i tried, maybe it takes a few attempts

Long Mint is the only shemale I've ever seen do this which is a shame. She didn't self creampie in the video either which was disappointing.

>>7926062
I was lying you desperate shitbag.

>>7927739
But anon, lying is wrong...

>>7927747
Be quiet you lonely fag

>>7924694
Fat nigger alert

>>7927791
Faggot I'm not lonely I just want someone to buttfuck me, I have more friends than you have acquaintances fight me

>>7925951
not him, but I'm in the Cypress area.
doubt I'd be interested though unless you're a femboi

>>7924910
>this guy

>>7928059
Read the thread dipshit

>>7928073
k dipshit

>>7924600
I've done it before. Pretty exhilarating honestly. Google how to do it lol they have better explanations than I would give. But patience, patience like you can't believe.

Go fuck yourself!

>>7927479
OP again. I dont have my bookmarks anymore with all the asian trap selfcest videos, but here's an easy to find guy.
http://www.xtube.com/community/profile.php?user=rektail

>>7928209
Requesting webms of this.

Actually sort of intrigued by this. Not that I want to try it but how does it work when you cum. I get much harder before I shoot and it probably wouldn't stay in. Interesting idea though, get fucked with 0% chance of catching a disease. At least not a new one.

>>7924126
This thread is shit. Go fuck yourself.

>>7934371
>>7934371
How?

>>7934371
lel

Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in a blender.

ITT: steers and queers

>>7938008
literally reddit

How do you NOT break your dick doing this.

>>7925124

Kek. It's ironic that's the case considering how gung ho christian that state likes to make itself seem.

>>7938008
lol funny xD

>>7924678
Its two yoga blocks, one flat on the ground or a pillow and the other on top of it on its side to straddle, like an upside down "T" then ya put a towel over it for comfort.

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>>7941693
Opps! Forgot pic

>>7941703
looks like he's being fucked by the towels dick to be honest

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>>7941717
I with my towel had a dick

>>7941720
*wish

Yo! This is me from a while back. Ive got a bunch more at home on the laptop. I will post when im off work. Stay alive till then!

>>7934371
kek'd

Is it worth it? I dont get laid and im looking for ways to feel better when fapping. If it feels good ill put in the work for it.

>>7941784
Feels like fucking and getting fucked st the same time. Cumming in your own ass is awesome. No homo

can i do this with a 6 inch dick>

>>7941753
do it

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That's me

>>7946793
r these you?>>7946569
>>7946562
>>7941720
>>7941703
>>7924129
>>7924134
>>7924126

if so post links or videos

A whole new meaning to "go fuck yourself".

Nah just kidding. I knew this shit existed but I wanted to be the first to make this joke and succeeded.

>>7948794
apparently you didn't succeed at all
>>7928166
>>7934371

>>7947836
Say please

>>7950401
Not him but pretty please?

>>7924126
cant you break your dick?

Can I injure my balls doing this? I'm trying and they hurt a bit

>>7950802
Yeah if you're hard as a rock and you bend your dick far enough you can "break" it, but if you start off half hard like these guys it's fine.

>>7951124
Well yeah if your sack doesn't move enough to get it out of the way, you'll crush them a bit. But if you can do it and get off, isn't the little bit of pain worth it?

>>7947836
Nope, the others are not me

>>7947836
>>7954918
http://fr.xhamster.com/movies/4040748/selffuck_and_cum.html

>>7927519
Evie Eliot

There's also a whole tag on Emp dedicated to it

is that a towel to hold your cock????

>>7957656
there's probably some hard object under the towel to bear against and the towel softens the pressure.

>>7957968
>>7941693

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In the process of making some webms

given the meaning of homo as a Latin root, isn't this literally more homo than homosex?

>>7958364
Advanced masturbation

>>7924126
Stop making these threads you faggots
Stop
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/hm/
>>>/trash/

>>7958364
Technically it's Autoanalintercourse.

>>7924910
I laughed at this. Fuck you, man.

How the fuck do I do this???

>>7958477
Stop posting in them faggot!

>>7925059
I am in tx

Wouldn't this be a great way to get testicular torsion?

I've done this a few times the hardest part is getting it in feels pretty good once it's in though
I took pictures one of the times i did it

>>7955848
whats emp?

>>7958477
Minimize them you whiny bitch.

>>7959147
>>7924910
Just make sure not to twist your balls and you'll be fine. In the thread from months ago we went over this and found out some foolproof techniques and methods to avoid it. I did not save the thread.

>>7924126
>>7924600
>>7924641
>be a shower not a grower
>have suitable perineum morphology

Nah, I cannot do this. My dick is only ever long enough when hard. When fully erect I have an angle of 30°.

>>7924657
Yes, I would watch out if I were you.

>>7924910
this should be a banner

>>7958364
He's fucking himself, this is masturbation+

Now go and fuck yourself too

What can I use instead of the yoga thing? With a chair I'll pop my balls

>>7960444
A kid of deflated basketball seems to work

>>7960464
OK so how do I knock up a deflated basketball? Also, how do you determine the gender of said basketball?

I think I'm too fat to do this. Tim to lose weight.

Can every guy do this?

>>7962713
No, you need a decently sized penis to reach your anus, wtf man

>>7962713
Those of us whose dicks actually get hard cant

>>7925127
>>7925136
i'd fuck you twinks in the ass but I'm unnatractive and I have a 4 inch penis. No one ever wants me.
South east houston btw

>>7962828
I have a kind of small penis and I almost can, average ones shouldn't have problems