Dude, I would love to be short for a little while.
I could be all like "Stop looking down at me, raise your goddamn head!", and people would have to try to hold their heads up like they're confident when they're not.
People would be vaguely terrified of me and not understand why.
There's another video of us but I got really lucky to find this one. If anyone is interested in helping me get it i'd appreciate it. She wanted to show her ass off for this part :p