Post the least lewd thing that's ever gotten you off. OP is mine, the next two are also very vanilla webms I've came to.
First came over this when I was 9.
Still not sure how that works.
footfags get off to some very tame stuff, no nudity required
Kind of needs the sound I'll admit.
I think I got this in the bag. It's a contest, right?
not the sauce, but jellybeans asmr channel also has this, showing off a bunch of clothes. there are a few skirts/dresses that look good on her.
Hmm, I guess that girl dancing in the ty lee cosplay is a favorite. Also that redhead from the tech show swinging her breasts and talking about cuthulu swimminb. And that thick blond woman wearing a black and white dress and doing a cooking show.
Otherwise I know I've fapped to stuff like Chloe Mortez with her mouth open, maisie williams' tongue sticking out, and a couple gifs from like, the incredibles and paranorman.
Diamonds man. I have found no equal. Not even a name. Cherish it.
Once, I sat next to my gf when she was on Skype with here sister. From nowhere I just came. Took like a second. So a fully clothed girl in her 20s on crappy webcam that I was not in to. That my friends is some serious softcore right there
Only way to solve this stupidity is to outlaw any public display of religion.
Because there are some people who insist on being stupid and violent about their all mighty imaginary friends, drastic measures should be taken.
I also support the more efficient "nuke the F out of them". The world would be better without those diaper-heads and violence-craving sand niggers.
In fact, history has proven nukes avoid more deaths than they can cause.
I've never seen the actual movie because I assume this scene is the best one.
ok so i haven't fapped to this, but it certainly was arousing
>lol banning religion will only piss all religious people off creating more extremists.
>nuke who? what are you fucking talking about?
>by history has proved you mean ONE TIME IT PROBABLY DID?
>shut the fuck up faggot
I jerked it to an alternative version of the song Hot by Avril Lavigne. It's just like the regular version of the song, but for some reason the chorus is in Japanese. I have no idea why, but when I was listening to this I just got intensely aroused and started masturbating more ferociously than I have in my whole life.
mostly I only fap to porn so this is something for me
You fags dont know what fapping to vanilla stuff means...
Back in the day when there was no internet, you had to get inventive! Fap to the hot news girl with sound off, find a show with a hot host, trade porn magazines with your bros...
none of this shit here is vanilla!
Haha I remember that too but I was lucky, I was just the right age to get my first porn from AOL chat rooms. I had a clamshell full of 1.44" floppies full of absolutely filthy JPEGs hidden in my room when I was 10. I wound up freaking out and burning it all when I was 12 and that's probably my third biggest regret in life.
Don't have the webm but a blonde girl with great tits slowly undressing in front of the camera, there were like 4 vids of her around, was standing in a bathroom of some sort, just taking it all off real slow, massive great tits and a bit on the chubby side, hopefully someone has it!