Jessica Nigri Thread

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>>7853719

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>>7853722

>>incoming people complaining about her fake tits

>>7854067
They look fucking awesome

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>>7854082
true

>>7854089
LET THOSE PUPPIES BREATHE

>>7853718
too much clothes, get this bitch outta here

>>7854092
True, there's no (real) non- >>wsg of her.

I hate teasers so much, goddamn.

>>7853718
>viral marketing thread
>for a fake tittied whore with the face of a 40 year old behind all that makeup due to her drug use

nottu disu shittu again

Her shtick got old earlier this year. There's only so many pictures and gifs she can upload of her tits practically busting out of her shirt before you go "meh".

She's going to be boring until she gets naked, and she's not going to get naked until she stops making so much money from idiots buying her shit, seeing her at conventions and watching her dumb youtube videos.

>>7854104
Source ?

how has she not had a nipslip yet, with all the shit she wears

>>7854067

Bolted. On.

happy now?

>>7854137
I think you underestimate just how sad human beings tend to be, and how easy it is to make money if you can get brands out there.

PewDiePie is a lot less attractive, got boring longer ago and still rakes in the dough, so yeah.

>>7854463
Yeah, I didn't mean to imply it would ever happen. She's actually probably set for life if she manages to stay even kind of relevant for another year.

MAYBE if when she eventually inevitably starts to lose popularity, she feels the need to attention whore, she might 'leak' a topless photo of herself and then do the whole outrage thing to get more sympathy.

But more likely she rides the wave of pathetic betas who give her shit tons of money until it runs dry, then lives off the interest.

Nigri or misshannahminx?
Who's better?

>>7854522
They were both annoyingly stupid and only popular because they put their tits on display.

But Hannahminx's were at least real and she had the sense to leave rather than live off the money of pathetic neckbeards.

>>7854089
did he got a wifi tattoo on his middelfinger ???

>>7854543
Yup. He's basically the definition of douche.

>>7854398
I think that was from her latest mail video

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>>7853718
here OP, can you just take this gif and fuck off? nobody wants this woman here anymore.

>nobody of worth anyhow

>>7854463
PewDiePie makes his money off children watching his stuff though

>>7854430
Editing probably.

>>7854918
It's arguably easier to draw in horny teenage boys and men

she's streaming on twitch right now

>>7854430
She has 3 times

>>7856051
Where are the pics/webms?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXYBq8hYa6g&feature=youtu.be

id fuck it.

>>7854137
no one cares

/wsg/

Her fake tits are supposed to be attractive or whatever, but she makes me laugh harder than me she makes hard

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Hey boyfriends instagram is basically just LOOK AT THESE TITS THEY'RE ALL MINE

Pic related.

>>7854559
no

>>7857964
What's his insta?

>>7857964
It's hilarious how she still claims they're real.

>>7857964

Da fuck?

lotsa edgebeards in here, but honestly I'd die of dehydration before I stopped fucking this woman.

>>7858170
Pretty cool

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>>7858103
No fucking way she still does

>>7858052
Might be this? https://www.instagram.com/fakenerdboy/

>>7854100
AAAGgaggh her voice is gross

>>7860442
still gonna fap tho

>>7857964
I'd do that too

>>7857964
If he isn't constantly fucking her when she's wearing her costumes he's a fucking idiot

I dont see how anyone can look at anything but her hairline

>>7862201
Who the fuck cares, dipshit?
They are still fucking great tits

>>7862240
when you like plastic

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>>7853718

Hey everyone, come and look! It's that balding attention whore with the fake tits and buckets of makeup.

Oh sorry, it looks like no one gives a shit.

>all these /cgl/ fatties who compulsively stalk nigri and talk shit about her because they're jealous she gets paid to do what they do for free

>>7862243
Like you wouldn't tap that. faggot.

>>7862244
I don't give a fuck, her tits are fabulous.

I would fuck her lazy-eye straight. That being said, she's a definite closeted cockwhore.

>>7862244
sauce?

>>7866079
close

>>7862201
Well, at least she made use of her fans' money to give something back to them.

>>7866129
>doesn't show em
Not really though, Crispin.

>>7866079
thats not even close retard

balding plastic skank

>>7866079
>1280x720
salsa, now.

oh look, it's this thread again

>>7869822
lel

>>7865443
Woman with implants are no longer sensitive on nipplese, aureola and over all the mammal is basically missing.

Girl with implants = No good sex

I love my women bald

>>7869827
While i agree fake tits do feel different, everytime ive felt them has been during sex of some kind. However i feel like youve probably never had sex..... faggot

>>7869827
you are a virgin

>>7862201
>JIPPED
racist cunt

>>7869827
implants may be implanted in two different places beneath the tit.
1. over the mammary gland (against the outer skin)
2. beneath the mammary gland (gland is still against skin, like an original tit)

Reconstructive surgery and plastics, often suggest positioning the implant as in case 2, beneath the mammary gland. This does not interfere with nervous stimuli or skin and areola sensitiveness. In fact, minoritarian groups confirm augmented sensitiveness.

>>7866281
boltonwife on tumblr

>>7857964
>boyfriend instagram

link?? cant find it

>>7873002
do you eat shit with a cigar? >>7860008

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For how much would she do a JAV for do you think?
Try to be realistic.

You guys are disgusting. I for one watch her streams for the excellent game play.

You should honestly feel bad, kids.

>>7874573

>i dont want to pin her down and fuck her senseless

I can't be the only one that thinks she looks like Tim Minchin, just less amusing. And less attractive.

>>7874573
> I for one watch her streams for the excellent game play.
>the excellent game play

Like she's any good at playing them. Their's a reason why she keeps her tits on stream view.

>>7858103
She doesn't

>>7874601
retarded here don't know sarcasm

>>7854908
Anyone got anything involving her ass? Seems like titties are the only thing she ever shows.

>>7874778

>>7856466
>>7854137
i care

She firmly maintains her tits are real.

>>7874778
She absolutely does

>>7874568
Honestly? Billions. Her net worth is already 8 figures while doing something she enjoys, why would she ruin it to do something she doesn't?

>>7875723

Presumably real as in they are physically tangible, and not CGI or Photoshopped on.

>>7875762

Yeah the sad part is she is already set for life so it's doubtful she'll suck on dicks for a living.

>>7875779
No, she says they are natural.

>>7875779
she is 16 when she is first seen at comic con with Kassemg and her tits haven't really changed since then, so I mean if they are fake, some doctor did breast enlargement on a 16 year old girl...

>>7875787
She uses extreme pushup bras most of the time.

>>7875790
Doing pushups doesnt make your breasts. Larger

>>7875903
Push up bras you fucking virgin.

>I am a professional cosplayer
Lel

>>7875930
She basically a model except she makes her shit then shakes her titties

>>7862244
hey everyone, come and look! a rare edgemaster in his natural habitat!

>>7875903
kek

If you want to see her tits, just google "Fake EE tits" and you'll see exactly what she has to offer. Her boobs are as genericly fake as they come. My wife has the same body type and the same $12,000 set as hers, and sure they're decent, but they're all so much the same it's like they both shopped at Walmart for them.

>>7875903
retard

>>7862198
Well, not all of us are as faggoted as you.

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>>7853718
wow how beautiful

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>>7877931
it's almost like the overuse of drugs and booze have made this bitch look 40 as soon as you scrape the makeup off her face... nahhhh couldn't be

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>>7877931
what a natural beauty, guys

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>>7877931
her tits are totally real too, guise! she wouldn't lie, would she?

>>7854086
Is it just me or does it seem like she's saying "Ooh, I'm suicidal"

>>7854918
The difference is, PewDiePie isn't flaunting his body to neckbeards and prepubescent 11 year olds though.

>>7877990
A world where Nigri commits suicide sounds like something out of my greatest dreams.

>>7877937
>>7877939
>>7877942
>>7878000
>>7878006
So what you're saying is, you hate her because she is corrupting neckbeards and prepubescent 11 year olds. Not because you're just a dick?

>>7857964
I can't find this vid on his instagram. Do you have a version with sound?

>>7875726
Stop talking out your ass, dumb fuck. She openly admits they're fake. There are before and after pictures.

Before she got the surgery she always spoke about getting bigger tits and was the reason she started doing cosplay, to fund them.

>>7875762

How the fuck do you make that much money just from showing your titties at a convention?

>>7878169
I hate her because she's an ugly, obnoxious bitch who bought a pair of fake tits to siphon money out of gullible pathetic neckbeard white knights, and can't even have the decency to tell the truth about who and what she is. Every single thing about her is fake, from her overall look, to her tits, to her personality, to her pretension of having interest in anime/video games/etc.

Don't worry, I also hate the neckbeards (e.g. you) who enable her by giving her money and views.

>>7878401
To be very frank, who cares. You sound like a jealous bitch, and bitch as in a woman.

>>7878401
I don't watch not care, but whatever makes you sleep at night. Grr internet rage.

I don't care about the fake/not fake thing.

I just want to know why the fuck this isn't on /wsg/? She never shows any nudity, post this there.

>>7878188
>>7875762
>>7875783
there is no fucking way she made anywhere near 10 million.

At most it's 2.

>>7878411
>>7878412

I'm a man. And you're right, I am in fact jealous, I can cop to that - it absolutely infuriates me that there is a legion of mouthbreathing retards like you who will empty your wallets as soon as some vapid bitch with fake tits starts jiggling them and talking about video games. I'd love to be able to make millions without any talent or skills.

You know, you could at least pick a girl who's actually attractive. This is a genuinely fucking ugly girl who knows how to use makeup, making you all the more pathetic.

>>7878419
Honestly, she probably has hired shills who are paid to promote her. I can't think of any other reason why there would be a fucking Jessica Niggeri thread on this board at all hours of every day.

Are these topics really that hard to ignore for people who don't like her? Seems like such a silly thing to waste time complaining about.

>>7878430
I don't give anyone any money, your insults are funny. Because you are stupid. Raging on someone who will never fuck you. sorry *NOONE Will ever. She makes a living doing something she enjoys. You are obviously a moron. Tell me more with a witty retort about how she funds terrorists next.

>>7878443
You type like a complete and total retard, to the extent that I don't feel any need to directly respond to anything you said.

>>7878430
She doesn't make that much money. She's not paying people to promote her name on 4chan of all places. It's just some guys who are over-excited about a pair of bouncing tits.

This needs to go to /wsg/.

>>7863921
any idea who her shirt is signed by in the beginning?

>>7878430
>waaahh

>>7878460
I don't think she's a billionaire but I bet she's fabulously more wealthy than your average workslave. I would be shocked if she didn't make at least six figures a year off her shit.

>>7878487
Clever reply!

>>7878454
Speak to me in the language of your people. thru interpretive dance

>>7878509
How much are you being paid to do this? Be honest. It's probably not enough.

>>7878521
beat up retards? who can only say ">>7878443 (You)
You type like a complete and total retard, to the extent that I don't feel any need to directly respond to anything you said."

>>7878536
>calling me a retard
>coming from the guy who posted "Raging on someone who will never fuck you. sorry *NOONE Will ever."

Seriously, you're a joke and that's why I don't feel the need to engage you anymore.

>>7878550
Then Shut your turd cutter.

>>7878557
Nah. I enjoy how mad this is making you.

>>7878572
>>7878557
Whichever one of you stops first, wins.

Christmas break is as bad as summer...

>>7878572
you really are stupid. I like the "oh you're the one who's mad now" routine. you're the "if i get the last word and they give up talking to me. I win the internet" guy. Nope, you are pretty much cementing your loserdom.

>>7853718

>>7878580
THiS

>>7878581
Nice meme pic. Maybe if you post enough of them we'll forget you're a silly little faggot who is obsessed with worshiping some e-stripper.

>>7878635
you are the last word guy. he's right

>>7878654
nah he's a fag, I think the other guy is right

>>7878427
Not sure how accurate this but on vipfaq it says her net worth is 1,065,245,041 but fuck I'm jealous all the same, having tits should be worth that much, males are fucking pathetic

>>7878868
Shouldn't be worth that much*

>>7878868
>her net worth is one billion
>lives in an appartment

Are you retarded?

>>7878891
I know nothing about her dude, I clicked on this thread because tits but there was no porn, read some comments and googled her networth, it said she own yachts and stuff which us included in that billion but whatever I don't care much,

Personally i don't think anyone should make more than minimum wage being a whore, if that

>tfw when you just like to fap to this bitch
>but have to scroll through pages of nerds getting assblasted about fucking boobs

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People idolize the stupidest shit.

#peasantproblems

>>7878983
>tfw you like plastic
>tfw you like fake tits
>tfw fat whales have to cry about muh fake tits while you prefer them over the saggy shit that are real big tits
Sucks desu senpai

>>7878430
The whole my opinion is the right one thing is so very over used here.

Lets just throws this out there. Her face probably looks some degree worse without makeup, her tits probably aren't real, her body is sexy to 90% of guys, and her life was probably awesome because her parents had money.

But dont be angry because shes says her tits are real. That's just good publicity tactics. You don't tell your boss that you go on 4chan. She doesn't tell guys her tits are plastic. I would tell people my dick tasted like Swedish fish if that made me more money.

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>>7854555
I think she has it too. Matching Wifi tattoos..why

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>>7879202

i'd tîttyfuck her, that's all i care about

>>7866079
sauuuce

>>7857964
>Hey boyfriends instagram is basically just LOOK AT THESE TITS THEY'RE ALL MINE

Do you blame him Anon? Wouldn't you?

>>7877937
I'm never going to see her in person, probably. I don't need legitimacy, only the illusion of legitimacy. She gets me hard, gets me off, and that's all I need.

>>7874601
There's*

>>7857964
The guys insta https://www.instagram.com/fakenerdboy/?hl=en

>>7854087
>>7854081
>>7854104
Man she needs to show off her ass/legs more....

>>7878454
Damn you got shut the fuck up. Nigri supporter wins this one but both of you recieve the prize of not getting laid and also not making an iota of difference for your posts on this obscure cambodian dutchrudder image board.

>>7880641
Nah the Nigri supporter is the one that got BTFO, the other guy made way better points

>>7881218
Na you clg landwhales just don't seem to understand that we don't care what she's wearing we like her fake tits and bimbo look. Whether she's dumb as a rock or a nobel price winner it really wouldn't make a difference to us.

>>7866083
>close
>>7866165
not even close

Which is it!? make up your minds you mouthbreathers.

>>7881218
Just because you might agree doesnt make his points better. Yeah Nigri is a fake attentionwhore, most of her fans know that, but in the end no one really gives a fuck. From the beginning Mr. Butthurt over hear only basis for arguement was "stop liking what I dont like!" which is why in the end the only thing he had to rebut with as a bunch of ad hominem.

What a dumb ugly attention-hungry slut

>>7878907
You are still retarded, please stop posting here.

Thanks.

>>7879223
You tried anon, you tried

>>7882349
hahahaha you're giving her attention, she wins. And you're just some sad loser :)

>>7854087
Error 404 : Ass not found

>>7877937


you could land a fucking 747 in that thing

would kill to rim the fuck out of her ass for a while, holy shit i'd say she tastes like heaven and smells better too, good god her ass is probably better than those melons she calls natural tits.