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your computer will get seized in 24 hrs. you know this beforehand. what do you do in that amount of time to save your ass?
hard mode:you cant destroy your harddisk physically
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I have nothing to hide desu
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A full drive wipe only takes a couple hours
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>>52960923
No pirated music or movies?
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>>52960949
only the distribution is illegal in my country
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>>52960867
I'm innocent, justice will prevail.
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>>52960867
Replace the drive with another. Hide the original somewhere miles away.
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>>52960923
post a picture of yours, and your full name, address and ss
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>>52960970
wow batman is a manlet
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Save me from what? I am not a 12 year old pirate bay kid.
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>>52960867
Fill all 6 of my hard drives with ultra rare pepes as far as the forensic retrieval tools can see.
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Destroy the thumb drive that's used to decrypt my boot sector.

Enjoy you useless hunk of jumbled up data
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clear my browser history and copy my music. this means i just overwrote the old data.
now i delete the copies and chill out. just dont log in again online.
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>upload contents of disk, encrypted, to cloud
>DBAN
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>2016
>having persistent data storage
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This is one of those bait threads we have every few months where you want someone to say to wipe the hard drive using some form of a zero pass or a random pass, then insisting you "know a guy" or "know a governmental agency" that can somehow recover the data loss using magic hard drive dust
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>>52960867
Literally nothing.
My meme and document folder are in separate memory sticks
I only keep music files in my HDD. I don't keep stolen movies/other media contents.
Come to think of it I can't remember when was the last time I watched a movie in my PC.
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>>52960867
> 24 hours
lol is this easy mode? plenty of time to format and fill HD with kitten pictures.
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>>52961292
>Don't watch movies
Wow I really sound weird, don't I?
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>>52960867
>swap first and third disks.
>reboot
>watch data destroy itself
>repartition
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>>52961292
any chance youre in uk?
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>>52961540
'Straya. why
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I got nothing remotely illegal besides ~200GB of pirated movies.
And I have full disk encryption

If I lived in the land of the free I would probably have to go as far as writing zeroes to the drive.

But because I don't and piracy for "personal use" is perfectly legal I could literally hand it to them and even provide the password if they forced me (which they can't)
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>>52961599
>I got nothing remotely illegal besides ~200GB of pirated movies
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>>52960949
>No pirated music or movies?
what kind of country do you live in?
shit is joke. only cp is illegal in my country.
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>>52961632
I know that in the US it lands you with a lifetime sentence in Guantanamo for wrongdoing against a jew corporation but here not really mate
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>>52960867
35 pass zero out
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>>52960867
The police here wouldn't be able to go past the log-in screen. They would think it's some kind of alien technology.
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>>52961978
hahahahaha. eastern european shithole?
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>>52961680
Underrated
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>>52961989
>eastern european shithole?
Not him but you're deluded if you think western europe is in any way better.

2 years ago my buddy and I were in belgium.
In brussels he had his phone stolen by some muzzie piece of shit.

We went to the police in the FUCKING capital city of this country.

And after a long time we had to go to the Chief Officer's computer because NONE of the "regular" computer were recent enough to have a fucking USB port.
And the chief officer's PC was running XP.
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>>52962156
Wtf is it, Italy?
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>>52962156
>brussels
>western europe
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>2016
>pirating music/movies
>not using Google to find logins for Spotify/Netflix
>not using Freeflix
>not using YouTube playlists
>not finding streams

It's like you're stuck in 2006.
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>>52962726
>listening to shitty 128kbps streamed music
>with ads in between tracks and behind a paywall
>watching shitty yify-quality streamed movies
>with ads and behind a paywall

No, I can afford internet
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>>52962156
>Police
>Outdated tech

WOW. BIG SURPRISE.

There have been dozens of US police departments that have had their entire networks shutdown due to ransomware.
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>>52962804
what is internetm
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pull the plug in the middle of a bios update
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>>52962943
It would do absolutely no harm to the data on your hard drive.

Oh wait you're a /v/edditor with absolutely no fucking clue what he's talking about.

Please continue
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dban the shit out of it

I can't even think of anything I'd need to back up

maybe my 4chan folder
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>>52960867
dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/sda
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Nothing
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>>52963156
Do you mean /dev/urandom? /dev/random wouldn't fill up a harddrive.
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Option #1: wipe the hard drive, like with a cloth
Option #2: call Hillary
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>>52963107
wait nevermind my 4chan folder contains cp
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>>52960867
I just turn off my computer.

It's all full-disk encrypted with Serpent.

I can then just destroy the keyfile.
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>>52963204
It would, but it'd be terribly slow
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>>52962156
I'm from Belgium and Brussels is known to be a complete shithole by any standard.
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Put a post-it note on it.
"Will only release the encryption key if you clone the drive and return it promptly. A blank the same size as the original is in the cupboard marked 'supplies' if required."
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>>52960867
a computer with a missing harddrive raises further questions

have a 100% clean backup harddrive that you can slap into your PC, thus allowing you to hide the "dirty" one without raising suspicion.
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>>52962804

>too incompetent to find 1080p streams

Not my problem.
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>>52963328
It's the seat of power of the entire fucking Yurop.
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>>52963395
How does the resolution of the stream play any matter in that regard?
Do you even have any fucking clue what you're talking about?

Or are you just shilling your pleb consumer garbage you love so much?
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>>52963306
Why did you chose Serpent as the cipher?
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>>52960867
The government doesn't care about pirated movies.
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>>52962156
>belgian police

Look into the Marc Dutroux case to see how incredibly corrupt and/or incompetent they are. Pretty much the entire Belgian government is a joke.
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>>52960867
Copy my CV and portfolio
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>>52960867
>do a few overwrites with zero and random data alternating on hdd and ssd
>destroy the ssd because I don't trust the ATA secure erase
>destroy the hdd
>destroy microsd card

speaking of SSDs, how would you go about getting rid of the data, especially when only technical means may be employed (imagine you cannot physically touch the drive)
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>>52960867
Well then I'll just have to destroy it spiritually!
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Go rent locker at the local bowling alley lock it up. Or possible microwave it. Was always an easy way to destroy dvdr. 15sec in microwave makes cds and dvds pretty. :)
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>>52961318
this
do it multiple times and you'll be good.
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>>52960970
Bum..bumbum..bumbum..buummm
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>>52960867

I watch porn and fap, nothing illegal is on my computer. When they break down my door I stare them down, look those swat fuckers in the eyes while I jack it and ask why they are here.
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>>52965924

This post got me fucking crying from laughter that was fucking gold.
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Easy

> Unplug computer
> Strip naked
> Run to the nearest scrap yard
> Throw Computer in scrap yard
> Scream

Joke, god.

Seriously, easy. Just buy an overpowered magnet and repeatedly run it over the hard drive.

Even then though, can be reformatted and even repaired.

Fuck it. Poor oil over my computer, throw it outside, make a homemade flamethrower and kill the useless cunt.
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>>52963375
Need fake logs though. No logs except a long time ago and day b4 seizure would raise questions.
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>>52963395
>1080p means good quality
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>>52960867
I would destroy my ssd
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>>52960949
>tfw 1000 cease & desist emails from Comcast for copyright infringement
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>>52966049
>hard mode:you cant destroy your harddisk physically
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>>52966075
>video quality quality is given by only one number
Sounds right to me
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>>52967531
the bitrate matters more you dumb fuck
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>Sudo rm -rf /

Unix Mastar Race bby
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>>52967527
It doesn't damage the disks(in theory) and should only erase the data.
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>>52968742
>not sudo dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sda
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>>52961190
My mom once hacked my fridge therefore the. CIA can get my data!
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>>52960867
>implying any police force in Latin America cares about me downloading David Bowie albums off the Pirate Bay
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>>52960969
>>52965247
Use strong magnets, 100% wipe
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Nothing.
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failing to understand the constraints by suggesting physical destruction (including magnets, microwaving, etc...) doesn't make you look clever. it makes you look like a retard.

we all know about these approaches. the thought experiment was supposed to be about destroying data without doing these things.
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>>52960969
Same law, but the fucking Jew is pushing my corrupted government to change the law to a much harsher one, that is the government is allowed to sue any one who used (no matter down/upload, or even showing one in a forum) copyrighted material, no matter the copyright holder wants to sue the user or not.
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Zero it 7 times.
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>>52960867
download CP so the officer has something to fap to
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>>52960867

I have nothing to hide so why would I care.
Too many tinfoil fedoras here.
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>>52968742
hahaha, that doesn't delete shit
see >>52968805

It just tells the HDD / SDD that it can be overwritten.
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>>52960867
Load Acronis True Image
/dev/random my VMs (it can securely erase exact files I need it to)
Pull out disks and take it to my friend, except a system SSD - not giving away my porn, animu and warez.
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>>52969547
> that doesn't delete shit
On ext3/4 it does. rm on this FS is zeroing your file.
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>>52960867
Delete system32
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catch up on optical backups of my irc logs
and then uh
i think i'm safe then, that's the only thing i couldn't download again
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>>52969590
I'm not sure that's true...
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>>52962393
you dont know how right you arw
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>>52969658
Uh, I may be mistaken, but I saw something like that on gnu.org, I think.
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>>52969723
I still wouldn't rely on it to actually obliterate data from the disk.
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>>52960867

Set boot splash & login screen background to goatse hello.jpg
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>copy/paste my shit to my NAS
>run DBAN on my computer's hard drive
>while DBAN is running take my NAS to a friend's house
>when DBAN is finished install windows
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None of my valuable data is stored locally. Nor is it stored in only one location.
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big fucking electrical magnet on all my hard-drives.
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Fuck hard mode
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Just wiping the harddrive by overwriting it with random values
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>>52963395
>being this pleb
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I only have free as in freedom software and media on my dm-crypt+LUKS encrypted hdd.
If there was something on it I would overwrite everything with random
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