yesterday's /g humor/ thread was so successful, why not another?
can't find the full picture version elsewhere but here
the standing theories
>has a massive amount of unemployment available and has to submit this shit so she can say "she applied" to keep getting it
>is a fucking idiot
but he looks like a normal NEET
Of course he does. Wilderness got him.
He described some nice shit in his resume, and then he moved in the woods. And now look at him: a NEET in the middle of fucking nowhere sending MLP resumes.
Told you, that region really fucks you up.
as far as I know
likely is dead, all communication with his common handles online stopped on the same date.
either something tragic happened or he went full normie and took the blue pill
I do not believe she knows of our savior
if you can cringe your way through 2083 A European Declaration of Independence he was actually more leftist than the ones he was trying to stop
In most states in the USA, to keep receiving unemployment that you've amassed, you have to attempt to apply to new jobs. You aren't required to be employed again within a certain amount of time, but you have to send the unemployment office the list of places you have attempted to apply to. They could possibly call these places, so if you've lied, they could find out and terminate your unemployment. However, if you don't want to actually work, you could make up the shittiest CV ever to satisfy this having-to-apply requirement but ensure nobody bothers you will calls. Or maybe if it's turned out that you were offered a job and declined, they would terminate your unemployment anyway.
I like retarded things that only exist due to the way a law is, and until you know about that law, you can't figure out why the fuck the other thing exists. Another great example is the reliant robin which was a three wheeled car made technically as a motorcycle with a car's shell to dodge the british car tax laws. /autism
>D in Int 1 maths
Holy fuck how can someone be so fucking retarded.
I've seen this CV posted loads and this is the first time I've clocked onto the Scottish high school qualifications.
To clarify how bad this is I had a friend who did Int 1 maths, one of the questions in the exam was to find the length of a side of a triangle using a fucking ruler.
Modern Studies = Politics
what the fuck did i just read
Needs that one song that always plays in these types of videos. It's house or techno or something but it's not Darude - Sandstorm
>get rejected from hundreds of job applications
>You know what? I'm going to make a FUCKING MLP RESUME
The very first part of that where he starts talking about "cultural Marxism", you just know he doesn't know shit.
When he starts to talk about the Frankfurt school, you can tell he doesn't know anything about critical theory other than what he's heard from his fellow right wing bloggers.
He fails to establish a link backed with evidence between the modern "political correctness" we are seeing at universities and cultural Marxism. The parallels he draws with classical Marxism are stretched, and the use of the age-old "human nature" argument just shows how little he knows about these arguments.
I wish "cultural Marxism" were not associated with classical Marxism. The only historical link between them is that Marxian analysis was used by those at the Frankfurt school.
We might as well call it "cultural Freudianism".
Marxism is the writings of Marx and Engels; if Marx and Engels didn't say it or write it, it isn't Marxism. How can people be so fucking stupid?
Marx thought a ruthless hypercapitalism and the resulting proletarianization were necessary dialectical preconditions for socialism (dictatorship of the proletariat, imperfect communism, etc.). The idea behind the Frankfurt School was that you could use a sort of weaponized semiotics (critical theory, deconstructionism, etc.) to attack a liberal-capitalist status quo from within the society and bring about socialism and eventually pure communism by making it the dominant narrative in the society, or "culturally," hence cultural Marxism.
You aren't wrong as far as western Marxists/Eurocommunists/whatever not being orthodox Marxists, and of course they were influenced by Freud, but then Marxist-Leninists aren't classical Marxists either. It's just that they have the same ultimate goals as Professor Marx.
This may sound "no true Scotsman"-like, but for me the only "true" Marxists are orthodox Marxists. There's been criticism of critical theory and the much more recent "analytical Marxism" coming almost entirely from orthodox Marxists.
Although I admire the principle behind the Frankfurt school, as a former Marxist it is just unsettling to see critical theory referred to as something Marxist.
That said, there isn't a single political group today that does not try to change the dominant narrative in society - critical theory simply formalised a way to do it.
>dictatorship if the proletariat
That's a Leninist concept, you doofus. Shows what you know. Don't rant and have about people being ignorant when you're the worst example.
why the fuck are we talking about cultural marxism in a fucking le funny tech meme thread?!
While the use of the pony is extremely autistic, I'm not going to lie, this is a pretty good resume. He could be a very good employee if he was trained to keep his autism under control