yesterday's /g humor/ thread was so successful, why not another?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5YJsMaT_AE

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>memejunk
can't find the full picture version elsewhere but here
http://www.funnyjunk.com/Resume/funny-pictures/5550565/

the standing theories
>has a massive amount of unemployment available and has to submit this shit so she can say "she applied" to keep getting it
>is a fucking idiot

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>>52956215
2/8

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>>52956265
3/8

>>52955974
>Alaska

This is what cold does to your brain.

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>>52956282
4/8

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>>52956299

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>>52956289
but he looks like a normal NEET

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>>52956319
6/8

>>52955974
fuck off back to >>>/b/

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>>52956350

>>52956332
Of course he does. Wilderness got him.

He described some nice shit in his resume, and then he moved in the woods. And now look at him: a NEET in the middle of fucking nowhere sending MLP resumes.

Told you, that region really fucks you up.

>>52956407
surely you mustive overlooked the

reactor core[/core] that he had "his very own" to play with

>>52956427
Well you have a strong argument there, radiation gonna get you too sooner or later (post-IBM in his case).

>>52956496
I'm wondering if the radiation was what caused the IBM employment in the first place. they are known to dabble in uranium

>>>/x/

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>>52956341
7/8

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>>52956611

>>52956215
>>52955974
Did they get hired? I wouldn't hired them, these are terrible.

>>52956828
as far as I know
>>52955974
likely is dead, all communication with his common handles online stopped on the same date.

either something tragic happened or he went full normie and took the blue pill

>>52956215
>>52956265
>>52956282
>>52956299
>>52956319
>>52956341
>>52956611
>>52956625
>8 page CV
holy shit, what the fuck. Do people not know what brevity is?

>>52956828
any sane person in HR would trash these resumes without a second thought

>>52956845
He's probably still out there, rearing reindeer and spear-hunting using all his 4 hands and 8 eyes he grew after NIST.

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>>52956866
I do not believe she knows of our savior

>>52956930
poor man, he was acting in self-defence.
they were armed with leftist logic.

>>52956939
if you can cringe your way through 2083 A European Declaration of Independence he was actually more leftist than the ones he was trying to stop

https://fas.org/programs/tap/_docs/2083_-_A_European_Declaration_of_Independence.pdf

>>52956866
In most states in the USA, to keep receiving unemployment that you've amassed, you have to attempt to apply to new jobs. You aren't required to be employed again within a certain amount of time, but you have to send the unemployment office the list of places you have attempted to apply to. They could possibly call these places, so if you've lied, they could find out and terminate your unemployment. However, if you don't want to actually work, you could make up the shittiest CV ever to satisfy this having-to-apply requirement but ensure nobody bothers you will calls. Or maybe if it's turned out that you were offered a job and declined, they would terminate your unemployment anyway.

I like retarded things that only exist due to the way a law is, and until you know about that law, you can't figure out why the fuck the other thing exists. Another great example is the reliant robin which was a three wheeled car made technically as a motorcycle with a car's shell to dodge the british car tax laws. /autism

>>52957095
why would this put up that much effort for a shitty resume though?

>>52956319
>D in Int 1 maths

Holy fuck how can someone be so fucking retarded.


I've seen this CV posted loads and this is the first time I've clocked onto the Scottish high school qualifications.

>>52957203
well that C in modern studies leads me to believe she was tought modern (post-dawkins) math where 1+1 in fact does not equal god

>>52957203
To clarify how bad this is I had a friend who did Int 1 maths, one of the questions in the exam was to find the length of a side of a triangle using a fucking ruler.

>>52957248
Modern Studies = Politics

>>52957282
well memed my friend, may I save it?

>resumes with fancy ass graphics everywhere
Are these just special snowflake idiots or do yanks really do this?

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How's Nef doing these days?

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>>52959991
what the fuck did i just read

>>52956866
At least the pony one is one page long and actually has a pretty decent academic story.

This video, right here. You just have to see it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDzbIGzxdtA

can someone please share some dark, flat and simple gtk themes. making my own theme seems hard

>>52963267
oh shit wait wrong thread, oh well

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>>52962840
Needs that one song that always plays in these types of videos. It's house or techno or something but it's not Darude - Sandstorm

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>>52955974

>get rejected from hundreds of job applications
>You know what? I'm going to make a FUCKING MLP RESUME

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>>52960884

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only oldfags will understand this one

xd

>>52960959
Pretty cool if it's ironic. More likely, it's some Matrix faggot who thinks he's being edgy.

>>52963544
No uwm? No mwm? No vtwm.gamma?
>into the trash it goes

>>52956360
I made the noise instinctively.

Fuck why can't these people be normal? They'd actually get nice jobs these resumes don't look horrible.

>>52964351
Not if I was the boss. Some autists can be used for engineering, but those are hard to pick out of the ones that actually know shit sometimes.

>>52957028
The very first part of that where he starts talking about "cultural Marxism", you just know he doesn't know shit.

When he starts to talk about the Frankfurt school, you can tell he doesn't know anything about critical theory other than what he's heard from his fellow right wing bloggers.

He fails to establish a link backed with evidence between the modern "political correctness" we are seeing at universities and cultural Marxism. The parallels he draws with classical Marxism are stretched, and the use of the age-old "human nature" argument just shows how little he knows about these arguments.

I wish "cultural Marxism" were not associated with classical Marxism. The only historical link between them is that Marxian analysis was used by those at the Frankfurt school.

We might as well call it "cultural Freudianism".

Marxism is the writings of Marx and Engels; if Marx and Engels didn't say it or write it, it isn't Marxism. How can people be so fucking stupid?

>>52964532
Marx thought a ruthless hypercapitalism and the resulting proletarianization were necessary dialectical preconditions for socialism (dictatorship of the proletariat, imperfect communism, etc.). The idea behind the Frankfurt School was that you could use a sort of weaponized semiotics (critical theory, deconstructionism, etc.) to attack a liberal-capitalist status quo from within the society and bring about socialism and eventually pure communism by making it the dominant narrative in the society, or "culturally," hence cultural Marxism.

You aren't wrong as far as western Marxists/Eurocommunists/whatever not being orthodox Marxists, and of course they were influenced by Freud, but then Marxist-Leninists aren't classical Marxists either. It's just that they have the same ultimate goals as Professor Marx.

>>52965021
This may sound "no true Scotsman"-like, but for me the only "true" Marxists are orthodox Marxists. There's been criticism of critical theory and the much more recent "analytical Marxism" coming almost entirely from orthodox Marxists.

Although I admire the principle behind the Frankfurt school, as a former Marxist it is just unsettling to see critical theory referred to as something Marxist.

That said, there isn't a single political group today that does not try to change the dominant narrative in society - critical theory simply formalised a way to do it.

>>52963544
wut, no scrotwm?

>>52960939
Gotta get dat gold tho.

>>52959991
I'm in shock

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>>52959991

>>52963350
this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WPCLda_erI&user=Tranceluv

>>52967003
haha you're good man
That's the exact one

Test

>>52960939
I felt as I was kicked in the nuts
Painful to watch

>>52956866
Half the stuff on that list doesn't even matter for a job. No job is going to care about your interests or hobbies

>>52959991
if you ever actually tell anyone straight up "i am highly intelligent" then you most likely aren't.

>>52955974
>talking about yourself in 3rd person
Do American's really do this?
It just gives the impression that someone else wrote your CV/Resume

>>52972502
His mom

>>52969954
I'll be charged with assault if anyone ever says that to me.

>>52955974
This guy actually built a pretty impressive real-time object detector:

http://pjreddie.com/darknet/yolo/

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>>52965021
>Marx
>dictatorship if the proletariat
That's a Leninist concept, you doofus. Shows what you know. Don't rant and have about people being ignorant when you're the worst example.

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>>52965534
why the fuck are we talking about cultural marxism in a fucking le funny tech meme thread?!

>>52955974
While the use of the pony is extremely autistic, I'm not going to lie, this is a pretty good resume. He could be a very good employee if he was trained to keep his autism under control

>>52972955
He worked alongside 3 PhD students who probably did a bulk of the work

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>>52955974
>MLP Resume
>mfw