poo in the loo

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>>52882494
>tfw Enterprise N 2015 LTSB doesn't have this problem

http://lifehacker.com/prevent-windows-10-from-automatically-restarting-your-p-1723647582

Not even using Windows but I'll take a wild guess and assume it asked you multiple times this week alone but you ignored it every time.

In any case, blame all the retards who never updated their non-SP XP.

>>52882536

@echo on
for /l %x in (1, 1, 1000000) do (
   shutdown -a
   ping 127.0.0.1
)

Your shit is weak

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Oh look, another "I'm too retarded to configure my OS" thread.

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DESIGNATED

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>tfw there are more indians and sandniggers that use linux over windows

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>>52882768
kill
yourself
shill

>>52882945
Correcting someone's misinformation isn't shilling, educate yourself.

>>52882913
You mean commies and ruskies?

Windows 10 just plain sucks. This can be disabled but there are far too many other numerous problems to consider windows 10 an "upgrade". Switch back to windows 7 if you can lad.

>>52883005
>completely disabling the service because microsoft removed a feature thats been in their OS for over a decade
kill
yourself

When is this supposed to happen anyway?

>>52883093
After you keep telling windows 10 to fuck off with the updates after a couple of time it just gives you a big "fuck you" and forces you to restart with no way out. It's a living nightmare.

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>>52882530
I tried this, and the amount of system shit that connected to the internet pissed me off... I'm kinda forced to have some kind of Windows on my shitty Baytrail tablet, so back to Windows 8 Enterprise...

I tried setting up a firewall like I do on every other windows, it refused to work how I wanted it to on Windows 10. It's like they were trying to force me on the internet... :x

So yeah, poo in loo. It's garbage.

>>52883093
Happens when you've been delaying the notification that the system needs a reboot for more than a week, probably two, without even shutting down the PC during all that time. As it was already said, blame all the retards disabling Windows Update for years as their very first Win XP "customization tweak, must unbloat" and getting their system infected with a thousand of actual russian botnets as soon as it was connected to the internet.

Yes, /g/-likeminded faggots where the ones that ruined it for the rest forever and ever.

Reminder to use DWS (Disable Windows Spying)
dws.wzor.net to get rid of the W10 bullshit

>>52883203
It doesn't eliminate all of it. Windows 10 is literally spyware: the os

>>52882494
werks on my machine.png.exe

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>not using win 7

>>52883313
>using obsolete abandonware from 2009

>>52883323
with support to 2020 :)

>>52883313
>not using 8.1

It's miles ahead of 8, and technically you don't lose any functionality with the 8.1 start menu compared to windows 7

>Windows 7
>press Start button
>type in animegame
>press enter
>animegame opens

>Windows 8.1
>press Start button
>type in animegame
>press enter
>animegame opens

Do people really use the startmenu in any other way than this?

>>52882768
>Disabling Windows update

I really hope for your sake you don't ever cross me in the same network when I'm bored.

>>52882494
>using windows 10 home
you asked for that OP as at least with pro you can defer updates.

>>52883085
Nah you should try to fix your problems before suicide anon


Good luck

>>52883335
My spatial memory works a lot better than my verbal/written word memory, and I have a ton of little utility programs collected over the years, so it is easier for me to find stuff in a set of nicely arranged folders than to remember the exact name of something.

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>>52883570
>8.1 is better for retarded people
sounds about right

>>52883335
I use the start menu to reference what games I have installed.

>>52883616
Actually he's arguing against Windows 8.1, so you're really trying to say that 7 is for retarded people.

The only Rejeed McPootoloo here is you, OP, for being unable to afford the versions that don't have this.

I don't even game anymore aside from the occasional emulator. By the time I pick up gaming again, either AMD will have died, or their open source drivers will not be shit anymore. I sure wish I was on full free software though, nouveau isn't that great.

>>52883681
LMAO

B T F O
T
F
O

"Windows is for people who do real work"
"Unlike linux, you don't need to change obscure configuration options to make windows work right"

>suddenly, windows breaks and interrupts your work

"should have changed the obscure configuration option do you even computers"

>>52883570
I knew it, the people who actually bashed 8.1 are soccermums who can't remember where soltaire is.

>>52883793
>linux is shit you need to install some fucking neckbeard distro or else it sucks
>oh, windows is shit? you need to install the fucking neckbeard server professional edition. lrn2computer.

>>52883323
>not getting off mr. bones wild ride

I'll use it even after support ends, shill boi.

>>52883793
You have to dig in config files to change any setting in linux, and this command can change every other week.

t. Arch Linux/ botnet 10 dual boot

>>52883864
>and this command can change every other week
what in the fuckaroo are you using that changes command names literally ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC4Mlhna6kE

>>52883798
this right fucking here

I haven't talked to a single soul that had the same number of complaints all these tech-illiterates have

they're just too lazy to learn new shit

>>52882494
>implying you ever did any important work on your shitposting machine
please, OP

>>52884075
>pay for OS
>still get bombarded with ads

w e w l a d s
e
w
l
a
d
s

at this point i just assume everyone in favour of shit like win10 to be either mentally handicapped or a paid (d e s i g n a t e d) shitposter

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>>52884391
>wew lads meme
>indian meme
>designated shitting street meme
do you have any more epic memes for my collection?
>>52884075
have never seen this ad
only people on /g/ have those ads enabled so they can make screenshots of them to shitpost on /g/

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>>52883895

sudo pacman -Syu

>>52884391
ebin

honest question
been using Windows 10 Pro since day 1
where do I find the option to activate recommendations aka ads?
just looked through some settings, update, privacy etc
I can't find it
am I blind?

>>52883349
>tips fedora

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>>52882913

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never forget

>>52882494
>Windows 8.1
>Not manually updating
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH FAGGOT

>>52884702
>things freetards do to shill their memeos

>>52884713
>confusing Windows shilling with freetard shilling

>>52884733
>he thinks there are real MS shills on /g/
*tips tinfoil*

>>52884490
they don't exist as they were just photoshopped

>>52884749
$0.14 has been deposited into your account

>>52882549
Why does it matter if people don't update?

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>>52884816
>proving me right

>>52884825
They start whining because stuff doesn't work as it should and no one wants to hear that.

>>52883199
Look here you piece of shit. I want the freedom to install as many russian botnets as I want. Fuck your 'security' updates. I'll update when I want not when pajeet tells me to.
:^) That is all.

>>52884816
$0.25 have been deposited into the national mental illness and suicide prevention hotline

>>52883349
Woah bro don't hack me

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>I shill for microsoft for free

>>52882494
Unplug ethernet, disable wifi, problem solved.

>>52885974
>poop in hand
>smear it on the wall

>>52884702
>those names
>abdul mcbride

top kek

>>52882494
>Using windows
>In anything other than a network-disabled VM
>2016

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>>52884391
Be sure to rate my calculator xD

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>>52884651
>Winbabbies are dumber than niggers who use linux

>>52887638
>he still posts it every time not realizing it's shopped
kek gj downloading my meme image

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>>52887658
Damage Control level:
>photoshopped

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>>52884702
Why are wincucks are so good at samefagging?

>>52882768
>setting up Linux OS is for neets
>windows always just works, if you set it up correctly of course
Enjoy the botnet, sheeple

>>52882494
How is this an issue for people? You sleep 8 hours a day. Can't you just click update before you go to bed one night? Instead of deferring updates for months?

You people, the ones that delay updates, are the reason MS enabled forced updating. Because people wouldn't patch their OS and then pajeet would lock down their system files, and they would switch to Mac

There is one Windows update in history which I avoided. It was the one that broke my crack to my OS. That is a non-issue, since who gives a fuck what MS does to filthy pirates.

>>52882768
>uses windows 10
>calls other people retarded

>>52885801

>>52888308
Fuck off literal unpaid shill

>>52888283
>filthy pirates
>admits to cracking his OS

you just nullified your post and its contents right there.

>>52888353
what am I shilling you walking 5150 case

>>52888365
No I didn't.

>>52888378
Your designated OS, prajeet.
Now take your POO to the LOO

>All these people with Win 10 issues

>>52888395
to anyone that can think for themselves you did. I'm betting those people aren't your target though, are they Shillio

>>52888401
Designated? Windows 7?

I wouldn't say designated, rather preferred over NSAFriend v10.

>>52888418
Sorry, you're the only one who's convinced by your grade school ad hominem

>>52888464
>claims ad hominen
>uses ad hominem in the same sentence.

try again Shillmatic

>>52888832
>doesn't even understand what ad hominem means

Haha, wow you just rekt yourself. Have you even heard of Google?

>>52883349
Sheeeit chill Angelina Jolie

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>>52882768
>He disabled his updates
>He installed an antivirus so no one haxes him
El Winbabbies

>>52889098
>implying I did
nice false implications lincuck

>>52889118
Nice damage control you hindu

>>52884825

Then they don't have the latest monitoring software and MicroNSA can't have that.

It won't be long before the US government starts handing out fines if you aren't using an updated Windows OS.

>>52884825
Enjoy your security exploits you dumb winbabby

>>52889142
Consider suicide.

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>>52889190

>>52884702
>this isn't staged I swear

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>>52890015
>I swear it is just the trolls

>>52887658
Not him, but some anon linked me to this once.
this is not a case of "it's on the internet so it must be true", this is a case of Reuters.
You are probably dumber and maybe gayer than linux users, deal with it and take it like a man!

>>52889142
he hindu nuffin

>>52890183
ROFL

>>52884749
>he doesn't
*tips ignorance*

>>52887543

>flat, grey, eye-burning-cancer "design"

Just like the rest of Windows 10.

>>52882597
>aborting a shutdown every second for 11 1/2 days
the fuck is wrong with you? add a scheduled task which runs shutdown -a every 5 minutes you massive tit

>>52890535
what if they try to sneak one in while you're not looking? m$ is run by crafty jews

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>>52884749
>He doesn't think there are shills right here
*Shits in the streets*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxXs0Yy5-0Y
is this you OP?

>>52890748

>>52890535
every 4 seconds

Your shit is especially weak